Hey Superstars. Due to technical difficulties, episode 2 of Internet Superstar has been delayed. For how long? I don’t know. I called Oberon Zell, my powerful wizard friend from Web Drifter, to look into his crystal ball, but he hasn’t gotten back to me. I think he’s been on a WoW bender.
The reason for the delay is 100% technical. For some reason the episode will not encode. My suspicion is, despite our shockingly powerful computing technology here at Revision3, it’s simply not powerful enough to render such an awesome piece on online entertainment. It’s like trying to compress God in some codec; it simply cannot be done.
But we have the best minds on it, and I’m sure it will be available soon. Thank you for your patience. Think of it as some sticky buns rising in the oven. Oh hell yes they smell good, but if you’re just patient and wait for them to fully rise before taking them so they reach their optimum state, your family will enjoy them all the more. Or something like that (note: do not enjoy Internet Superstar with your family unless you relish awkward situations).
Anyway, to give you a little preview, expect to see interviews with an English lad who built a rubber band gun that can fire 40 rounds per second and YouTube sensation Mr. Pregnant.
-Martin Sargent, Internet Superstar
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