Hide yo kids, hide yo wife, because porn is coming to Xbox Live! Also, Assassin's Creed 3 DLC lets you murder George Washington and NeoGaf leaks some box art for the upcoming Star Wars: First Assault. Plus, get a look at the new Pac-Man!
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Even though the Assassin's Creed series has never had a season pass before, it's not surprising that Ubisoft is starting now, with arguably the biggest franchise hype they've ever had in tow. When the game launches, you can pick up the Assassin's Creed III Gold Edition at $89.99, which will net you a season pass. The ACIII Gold Edition and AC3 Liberation pack is available for $119.99, if you have tons of cash to blow on Assassin's Creed. (Chris Carter)
Sometimes this job is boring, and sometimes YouPorn sends Destructoid a press release, excitedly telling us that its streaming sex video services is coming to Xbox Live. Of course, what it actually means is that, with Internet Explorer coming soon to Xbox 360, you can access YouPorn. But let's not rain on its parade.
In a thread on NeoGAF, user milkybar1983 posted a bunch of images of box art for upcoming Xbox Live Arcade titles. One such game is Star Wars: First Assault which, curiously enough, has not yet been announced. The cover art is even hosted on Xbox.com -- and it's still up, at the time of writing. (Jordan Devore)