Destructoid is the gaming show your mom warned you about. Every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday, the crew behind Destructoid.com will break down the hottest stories of the day with little regard for personal feelings or karmic repercussions. Hosted by Max Scoville and Tara Long, Destructoid is... Read More
Is Gran Turismo 5 becoming the new Duke Nukem Forever? With the latest delay, it's getting there. Plus, Deepak Chopra is about to become a mad crazy video game designer, the protagonist of Call of Duty Black Ops has a stressful job, Tara is addicted to Minecraft, and a DTOID level of Super Meat Boy?!
Welcome to the exclusive club known as Destructoid Episode 2. It only happens once, and you're invited. Let's get crazy:
Story #1 - Gran Turismo 5 Delayed Again. What a shocker. The game announced almost 5 years ago has seen yet another delay. This time Sony is promising the holiday season, which could be as early as November, or as late as February 2011. Valentine's Day is part of the holiday season right?
Story #2 - NPD removes most of their hardware/software sales data. The NPD, which has been releasing software and hardware sales that mostly serve to fan the flames of fanboy wars everywhere, is removing most of its data. The fanboy-driven console wars are about to get a whole lot less data-supported! Boom!
Story #3 - THQ making games based on writings of meditation guru Deepak Chopra. THE WAIT IS OVER!!! Time to get our meditation on, gamers.
Story #4 -Hell in Minecraft looks fucking scary. You're addicted to Minecraft, I'm addicted to Minecraft, Tara's addicted to Minecraft, and now we're about to see that Satan himself is addicted to Minecraft. The sneak peak at the forthcoming Minecraft Hell has officially made us shit our pant.
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PS: Tara Long makes amazing Chicken Tortilla Soup. Here's her recipe: POACH 1 LB CHICKEN BREASTS IN BOILING WATER OR CHICKEN STOCK MEANWHILE, SAUTEE A LARGE ONION, A CAN OF DICED TOMATOES, AND SOME GARLIC IN A TSP OF OIL FOR 15 MINUTES WHEN CHICKEN IS DONE COOKING, REMOVE IT FROM THE POT, SHRED IT WITH A FORK AND KNIFE, AND PUT IT BACK IN THE POT ADD SAUTEED ONIONS AND TOMATOES ADD A FUCKTON OF CUMIN AND SOME SALT AND PEPPER TO TASTE TOSS IN WHATEVER VEGGIES/LEGUMES YOU LIKE. I MYSELF ENJOY DICED ZUCCHINI, CORN, AND BLACK BEANS ADD JUICE OF 1 LIME AND A COUPLE TBSPS OF SOUR CREAM SERVE IN A BOWL AND TOP WITH CHEESE AND TORTILLA CHIPS PREPARE TO MOUTHGASM
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10 days ago
Hey! Destructoid Live starts RIGHT NOW! Let's rap about Metal Gear, Titanfall leaks, Xbox One and #E3 shenanigans: http://t.co/0GVK2gsMTB
12 days ago
Let's talk about @Harmonix's new game, South Park's new fart mechanic, and a game that is literally called MURDERED: http://t.co/wfGk9f32Dk
17 days ago
Destructoid Live is only a few minutes away! Join @TaraLongest and @acarboni for a mercifully Scoville-free episode: http://t.co/SvaEhmfC1b
19 days ago
Sonic! Molyneux! Wolfenstein! Borderlands! Destructoid!! http://t.co/np7i4f7Ksi
24 days ago
Today's live show is TOTALLY BROKEN, so if you try to watch it in higher than 360p, it won't work. SORRY Y'ALLZ!! http://t.co/Scgma5hAvq
24 days ago
Hey, all: the liveshow will be a little slightly late today. We're working out some technical kinks. Be with ya shortly!