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" Hello and I want indignation exit number 105. It's really had to say like. Both -- yeah uncle that lives widgets are not survive absolute but now it's good that -- have a hundred and I'm Alex Albrecht and I give those Diggnation covers some of the weekly hottest top stories of these social news website dig -- come this DI RW dot com that is correct. We are drinking some rat be air mine kind of -- Rat you burger. -- and it's actually really good this is a German beer. And will hold what I thought this up the street the wrong web if you will likely decide exactly yeah -- well again brings up. -- there was actually there's a little I'm I'm surrounded -- bars and or many stores I noticed that and I go to the -- of the street they have you know your standard -- which is -- every single week as sweet and -- G about the story and it's killing people now. Well it was Karen people before us and -- just and in -- there. You knew I did I did you guy that's receiving years. So my liver is dead from the beer but everybody is fine because they have to don't have cancer I have no lip couldn't put. But you don't have liver cancer. -- Yeah to put it but I -- and we need you usually don't."

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" Hello and I want indignation exit number 105. It's really had to say like. Both -- yeah uncle that lives widgets are not survive absolute but now it's good that -- have a hundred and I'm Alex Albrecht and I give those Diggnation covers some of the weekly hottest top stories of these social news website dig -- come this DI RW dot com that is correct. We are drinking some rat be air mine kind of -- Rat you burger. -- and it's actually really good this is a German beer. And will hold what I thought this up the street the wrong web if you will likely decide exactly yeah -- well again brings up. -- there was actually there's a little I'm I'm surrounded -- bars and or many stores I noticed that and I go to the -- of the street they have you know your standard -- which is -- every single week as sweet and -- G about the story and it's killing people now. Well it was Karen people before us and -- just and in -- there. You knew I did I did you guy that's receiving years. So my liver is dead from the beer but everybody is fine because they have to don't have cancer I have no lip couldn't put. But you don't have liver cancer. -- Yeah to put it but I -- and we need you usually don't."

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" And yes well I think that is it does that -- wrap up our show."

" Yes we'll that is it for this week's edition Diggnation I'm downtown Baghdad and Kevin Rose thank you for watching. And welcome my T."