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Affairs to Remember

Wednesday, June 3rd, 2009 – running time 35:04
Fish is found in boy's penis, wife's affair is found out through porn and the CEO of Sony Pictures hates the internet.

Doctors find fish, in 14-year-old boy's penis.
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Man learns of wife's affair from porn DVD.
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Highlights
scuba diving ( 3:37, 3:37 ) Diggnation ( 0:48, 24:51, 26:44, 27:16, 30:14, 34:48, 0:48, 24:51, 26:44, 27:16, 30:14, 34:48 ) Sony Pictures ( 16:18, 18:21, 16:18, 18:21 ) Alex Albright ( 0:51, 0:51 ) scuba diving ( 3:37, 3:37 ) Diggnation ( 0:48, 24:51, 26:44, 27:16, 30:14, 34:48, 0:48, 24:51, 26:44, 27:16, 30:14, 34:48 ) Sony Pictures ( 16:18, 18:21, 16:18, 18:21 ) Alex Albright ( 0:51, 0:51 )

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" Or the Nintendo. I'm a guy who doesn't see anything good having come from the Internet. The -- The Internet creates this notion that anyone can have what ever they want at any given time. It's as if all the stores on Madison avenue were open 24 hours a day they feel entitled. They say give it to me now and if you don't give it to them for free -- stealing it. This is a quote from the CEO. Of Sony. What's it guys smoking anything bad translations and it's easier at least in now he's Howard."

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" First of the -- there did today is. One from the annals of science and nature. Fish found in boy's penis."

" Thirteen 132 people that this there's submitted by it WJ --"

" not read this well I already am I am I tell you this will be -- okay good."

" The patient was admitted to hospital most accurate bank machine he wants a blues in the hospital the boy's penis and how old was the bullets."

" I believe ten that let me get through first thing I'll look at the real deeds. He was complaining of pain dribbling gearan. And acute urinary reaction. A retention. AKA KP. 424. Hour care."

" And since so 24 hours I'll mention hospital and camped in when I think it's funny. According to the boy."

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Started discussion: June 3, 2009 @ 10:20am GMT

Episode 205 - Affairs to Remember [Discussion]

Fish is found in boy's penis, wife's affair is found out through porn and the CEO of Sony Pictures hates the internet.

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Grayson
6 months ago
[quote]PROTOTYPE comes out on June 9th for Xbox 260, Playstation 3, and Microsoft Windows.[/quote]


so, who has their Xbox 260!?
badgrenola
6 months ago
THAT is what the second of two shows should be like. Great episode :)
Lobasuu
6 months ago
Wow, yeah, who cares that the show was so short? It was short and fun as hell.

Also, why did Kevin crack up when Alex said "melodically similar" or whatever? Why was THAT, of all things, funny?
jelleverkleij
6 months ago

Don't Be Fat [PIC]

A little more details about the "Don't Be Fat [PIC]" story (31:05). It was a campaign for Fitness First in Rotterdam, The Netherlands, by the bright minds from N=5. In action here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c06H4YWnDMU

Fitness First has a reputation with these bad (or good) ads, earlier they had a print ad with the text "Improve your sex life", "6 turns for free" and "tiger in bed". What resulted in a good amount of media attention nation width. The Dutch ad: http://www.flickr.com/photos/sjkv/3593506354/
dirtyhat
6 months ago
noticed it was a "second" episode and that it was short... started listening to it during a lecture... from what I got it was still funny though they seemed to laugh a lot. I'll have to watch it again when I can pay attention...
djoutlaws
6 months ago
Great episode.

Why is Kevin so touchy about people touching his laptop trackpad?! lol :confused:
EnPe
6 months ago
The boy was obviously trying to launch fish out of his penis.
roessnakhan
6 months ago
I've loved these past few episodes, they've had some great moments that are almost side-splitting funny.
TSSaloic
6 months ago

Why Kevin was so touchy about Alexs touching.

Alex is an unwashed PC user, and so is too inferior to use the massively advanced Apple TrackpadNano track pad technology. Alex would have just ruined Kevin's Mac, and by just having Alex touch it Kevin had to send it to Apple HQ to get re-macified.:)
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