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Kevin and Alex are drinking some deluxe teas at Samovar Tea Lounge in SF. Stories: Man Paid $2500 To Impregnate Neighbors Wife - Fails 72 Times, 6 Geniuses Who Saw Their Inventions Go Terribly Wrong, iPhoto Discovers Face in Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough, Where Are They Now? 25 Computer Products That Refuse to Die, The Worst Homemade Star Wars Costumes

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Alex Albrecht ( 20:36, 32:13, 20:36, 32:13 ) Hercules ( 24:54, 24:54 ) Woodstock ( 29:43, 29:43 ) Netflix ( 0:06, 26:54, 27:11, 0:06, 26:54, 27:11 ) Alex Albrecht ( 20:36, 32:13, 20:36, 32:13 ) Hercules ( 24:54, 24:54 ) Woodstock ( 29:43, 29:43 ) Netflix ( 0:06, 26:54, 27:11, 0:06, 26:54, 27:11 )

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" Diseases and the nation back to you by godaddy.com. And Netflix can't climb and celestial seasonings of groovy time to. When your kids and go to sleep real fast."

" Ever thought that Diggnation. Episode 119 I'm I'm up top bracket again and -- can result of the user hottest submitted stories and -- user if I think that come with the ability dot com that's right and we're here in San Francisco California pet. Your buddies teach out several hearty sounds as amazing as the great random location that is on the present a -- it is probably. He has some three locations now and it's brought my favorite tea shops and since I'm saying -- we had lunch here handle it -- T wouldn't."

" First off this amazing secondly. That he is like wine."

" I mean it's crazy there's like there's some minds of Maria succeeds there's like it there's -- feeling that the fifty dollars for just a tiny little bit of it but it's so good -- some keys. --"

" What so what he can try to his I'm on record as going like teens yes I was sleeping it's ninety myself."

" Beginning to hate through this little -- in and out but hello without. Hello and Hillary okay so we're thinking that he's -- We need something that really kind of -- turn -- accent sometimes but that's alright -- and I think you're caught in the kind of like to hear earlier house. That's stock in the lives today. That may be up where like."

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" Say yes so hopefully that -- app is out so I'm very excited to see if people -- giants -- on the way out I L I EK -- for Montana Armenia on iTunes and it says it on and it's me and -- big fixes it alerts you back."

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" It's easy to read."

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Started discussion: April 21, 2009 @ 10:00pm GMT

Episode 199 - Samovar Teas [Discussion]

New episode out. Filming at an awesome tea location.

Stories:
Kevin and Alex are drinking some deluxe teas at Samovar Tea Lounge in SF. Stories: Man Paid $2500 To Impregnate Neighbors Wife - Fails 72 Times, 6 Geniuses Who Saw Their Inventions Go Terribly Wrong, iPhoto Discovers Face in Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough, Where Are They Now? 25 Computer Products That Refuse to Die, The Worst Homemade Star Wars Costumes

Here's the site of their location...

http://samovarlife.com/

Phil.Mize
7 months ago
is it me or did any of your guys find the waiter really annoying? I know she must have been awed from the camera's en such but i dunno she just struck me the wrong way... maybe she just reminds me of apple folk to pc owners as is a tea drinker to COFFEEE!!:D
Shadow125
7 months ago
She didn't seem too annoying, she didn't really seem interested in being on camera or Diggnation at all lol. I kept laughing when Kevin was giving her looks behind her back.

Good episode however, some good stories and loved that it was at the Samovar tea lounge :D

I'm kind of afraid to think about next episode. Hopefully none of this rumor stuff is real.
Number_01
7 months ago
I love how Kevin took my suggestion and actually did it.

EVERYONE LOOK:
http://kevinrose.com/blogg/2009/3/13/topple-2.html#comments

I am also username Nickcast. I posted a comment on his blog like a few weeks ago.

[QUOTE]How about shooting a Diggnation at the Samovar Tea Lounge in SF too, I was there and it was really cool. Would be fun to see Alex's reaction to teas and you could use it to sell teas as a cross promotion.
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Suhweet please also follow up with places I suggested for Diggnation in L.A. , I have a bunch of promoters cards so I could probably get models to show up and a sweet club if you guys hit me up.
cybersleeper
7 months ago

Samovar Tea tasting & iLick

Not sure if I am one of the few, but as much as I enjoy seeing Kevin & Alex out in the public, I am really missing the way the earlier episodes were, couch, beer and geek stories. Can't put my finger on it, but it seems to me something is changing about the show.

I do however appreciate the comments Kevin & Alex have when it comes to beer, wine or tea tasting, I respect their opinions and have discovered some new products I haven't tried before. Looking forward to my order arriving from Samovar Tea.

I just downloaded the iLick app and it's, well, a cool idea Alex, but not for .99 cents. This should be a FREE app or better yet, shareware. Now, if there was some interaction with the app, then yes, I would pay for it.

I know I heard Kevin say that Sherry Duffy (the server at Samovar Tea Lounge), was hot, sic 'em Kevin, sic 'em :)
Glugory
7 months ago
Another shorter episode. This time we don't even get an email segment either. Awesome. What's next? Cutting Digg stories to make room for more sponsors talk? I kid... sort of.

Alright episode. Nice change of pace to see Kevin and Alex out an about. The first 10 minutes were really the best part though. Once they got into the stories they seemed to really be rushing to get through the stories. Guys, SLOW DOWN! We like the longer episodes. I remember getting excited when I'd see that an episode of Diggnation went longer than 50 minutes or so. Now it's getting rare for an episode to break the 35 minute mark.
runsoverfrogs
7 months ago
LoL... I like how kevin tried a little flirting with the askign her favorite tea.. when they disagreed on chai, Kevin gives the camera a goofy look..

hahaha...

bet 10 bucks kevin is asking her out.
Katrien
7 months ago
32:30?

For fuck sakes... :eek:

Why is Diggnation such a rush now? A huge disappointment week after week after week.
badgrenola
7 months ago
Awesome episode. Kevin disagreeing with the waitress was pretty darn funny. Plus you can't beat some good tea....I think.
derryquinn
7 months ago
Anyone else think Kevin has the hots for the cute waitress?
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