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Tuesday, October 27th, 2009 – running time 48:21
Big announcements for Kevin's hardware, the tale of the woman who orgasms every 6 minutes (literally), top 5 irrational fears, the meanest Japanese prank ever, aircraft dilemmas and the first ever episode with time travel!

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The Woman Who Can't Stop Getting Off

This newly discovered condition dubbed Persistent Genital Arousal Disorder (aka being a guy) left this anonymous girl with 100-200 orgasms every day and unable to have actual, real life sex. Not so fun at that point, right?

If you or a loved one suffers from this condition, let us know! Shoot us an email Fans@Diggnation.com.

Source: boingboing
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5 Irrational Fears Even Rational People Have

Killer asteroids and genetically modified animals... are these legit fears or completely irrational? We're all just paranoid and think every bottle of baby powder is Anthrax.

Source: Cracked.com
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Meanest Japanese Prank EVER

Yay funny time in Japan = fake terrorism and shooting, apparently! Poor, poor Japanese man. But highly entertaining for us. Domo arigato.

Source: Warming Glow
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Large Hadron Collider: Sabotaged By Its Own Future?

Based on a mysterious tiny particle and building block of life that is hoped to be discovered, the much-delayed and maligned Large Hadron Collider has been hit by its most outlandish claim to date - it is being sabotaged by its own future. The world's biggest and most complex experiment to date, said to be Back to the Future in real life, the LHC has taken 10,000 researchers more than 15 years to build.

If nothing else, this is the foundation of some thought provoking time travel stoner talk... and Alex going into the future.

Source: Telegraph UK
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Viewer Emails

Pilot problems, flight sims, general aviation dilemmas... you know, stuff we can all relate to. Alex talks complex aircraft issues, and answers a question about flying with contacts.

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Nokia Booklet 3G

Nokia is revolutionizing mobility again. They've just come out with their first ever netbook - the brand new Nokia Booklet 3G and we've got the first one ever in North America not in the hands of a Nokia employee. It gives you the experience of a fully functioning PC inside an ultra-portable aluminum chassis that weighs less than 3 pounds. It comes running windows 7 and has always on 3G, WiFi, and bluetooth connectivity. This high-performance mini-laptop also comes with an HDMI port for HD video out, a front facing camera for video calling, easily accessible SD card reader and a 10.1 inch glass display. The introductory price for the Nokia Booklet 3G is $299.99 with an AT&T Data Connect plan and two-year activation. For more feature info on The Nokia Booklet 3G, go to nokiausa.com/booklet3g.

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Highlights

black hole: 28:15
hard drive: 3:55, 4:13, 5:30
video game: 39:59
cold air: 10:34

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" Everybody welcome to Diggnation episode number Q 26 I'm not subtract them Kevin Rose above that."

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" Talking like this. -- I want right disease like it doesn't matter yeah and I was like being really careful economic package locked this thing and then nothing will happen. The other thing that was really weird is that you don't hear any more clicking."

" Like I use. You know years years years like the hard drive -- audience is likely -- yeah."

" It was ice at the harder running in my the my computer. If my beard in my bedroom and nice you know I have my computer online you don't money -- the Internet by night. If you hold -- done at a time when you are not just find Alice. -- that tick tick tick and that that. It would go away period you know the diameter."

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" And he's good if you. Did lap belt that. PC and that was passionate case -- it's really cool but wanna build a PC and Mac. Yeah I didn't going to the bios to turn down by me."

" After sand the CPU when I turn that thing on it sounded like it was going to explode focus it does the first initial big."

" You causes the the temperatures are not yet I don't know it's hidden moderate that this disguised as fast as possible on fans speed is that and it. Brick in -- and it's these giant advances CPU yeah it's awesome and -- I'm sorry short topic. -- right. An ideal either and solid states -- out of these passes so it does it boots faster it."

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" Anyway -- shall we didn't. The woman who can't stop getting off. 990 plug in about the source and about a Rachel GA TM. She ran it she ran to hide in the bathroom between classes to relieve the pressure."

" The school -- psychiatrist thought she was crazy after her sophomore year she about a bunch of vibrator and took medical leave."

" Wow. So there's this syndrome. Which is relatively newly discovered and it is called. Persistent genital arousal disorder."

" Now I think that means being poor guy. Maybe there PGA. So again girl. This government remains and sizes I'm going like this trojans and in remain anonymous because she's distant what you look like you know sensor sector. Jennifer orgasm a seventeen. And a path. And then he's like he's getting worse and worse and worse and she would have -- spontaneous orgasms throughout the debt."

" She caught it in her senior year sentence -- senior year she cat and ice sheet of paper she was having a hundred. To 200 orgasms a day."

" It's probably a little annoying to have yeah. Yes they. A -- and run it. About the use of the latter day is a receipt to relieve pressure so all I I didn't do the math there hello and thank bald eagle scout. -- that figure does your weight like twelve hours and anxiety that more than fifty hours today in NASDAQ so fifteen. So you went from 900 minutes look at -- other environments. You have 150 orgasms on average 150. Hundred -- areas that means on average are having it well we're gonna six minutes. -- First of all can you imagine every six minutes that means that you like to be easy listening to iPods because it."

" She said that Burlington. College the orgasms have become more intense and disruptive."

" I was having trouble concentrating I became really depressed and you know was wrong with me last I cried a lot in the bathroom. I became violently protective of my privacy. Issue constantly be going into the that use like I can't have people around that don't know me I wonder Mobley was."

" But they don't understand that. This is not connected to sex drive. So it's not like she's watching a sexy inside substances like airfare and has an orgasm."

" No but it is like this is my Tanzania. Causing a lot -- like six cents in July that's a whole thing but does she said it's really isn't she said that. There were things that could. Hubble did these triggers it -- are like I'm assuming."

" It stops being pleasurable I mean I'm I'm assuming it's like eating way too much candy and unite."

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" So she says it's unrelated to sex that's a sex scenes do nothing but scary movies. -- and what it is interesting things which doesn't think it's an unexpected touch so it's on is my head with your hand on our album part. So basically this is interesting week his interest -- him."

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" And these by the condition sometimes I wish I had sex with him because I think he deserves several about -- all -- got emotional."

" Did you -- me pissed is that did it did because you're sitting there you Apple's licensing means -- an RF until I am not trying. As is every six minutes -- now it. Well I'm just gonna sonic captain Derek -- well even if you were right to sleepless in Seattle team that would socket what I mean. Now what if it's messy thing."

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" I have a feeling of the lot more like anyway yes I'd like this job really."

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" It's you know what it is it's it's a lot like having hick -- for like a month. He just gets so popped up what can she sleep does she get it throughout the night you know I mean -- unanswered questions that we should -- just -- caller."

" Really I'm sorry it. -- it's -- comment because I never heard of him perform at eight. I'm not gonna be okay. I -- girls. I do that it did that basically. Time not -- that they can basically like kind of move the legs and certainly in -- decides that there is that would --"

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" I did so anyway hopefully serious condition it is in the search is there an official website for this. What the com and nine pictures PS AS house."

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" And we brought down and obviously it's extremely funny yeah -- not."

" I mean it's also very very serious and does suck but you know -- yell at -- glass of humor and that means. Designed now. -- next -- Google possible cause."

" Unknown. 2.2 cause hmm thank you for the positive net I don't need to heading should be giant -- letters."

" Possible costs and then that paragraph is there isn't enough information to point to a problem -- What I thought it called possible cost and all letters right and all right I'm gonna -- counted -- into effect that."

" okay so next candidate five irrational fears even rational people have you just buy an anti you'll that is are submitted by sandy -- Five years -- that to me via this year's event number one and number five. -- backwards. Immigrants many of the page to that was on number one instituted article they want the extra ad views that -- all 51 page that didn't pick my. And -- five swine flu."

" I got this I'm not an and it and I feel like a lot people have you rational guy had his -- it when Geoff from TE RS."

" Because like it's it's the flu yet that it's an early version of the flu."

" Like mom. And as as a decently easily breaking down into the -- so they say why it sounds rational opinion swine flu."

" Sound that's gonna make it instead instead at a potentially kill a hundred million people the press said that the pack. Why it's not it's. The current pandemic of swine flu is -- less than 3000 lives and it's and the ordinaries flu. Claims hundreds. Several 100000 people around the world every year. Since then they said the reason is -- really scary. Was that it was a descendant of the virus of the 1918 Spanish flu that wiped out a job dropping fifty million people in chasing. Number four killer asteroids. I'm not afraid killer asteroids okay. They said right sounds rational street asteroids and comets are everywhere aside does guesstimate it's somewhere between 18084000. Meteorites. Bigger then ten grams of the earth every year now. -- think he's Christmas. Why it's not so highly unlikely it's never gonna happen imagery cloning. Spaces is worry about cloning. Moderator any rights and sounds rational. Is takes -- cel -- had movies like. The ways that Jurassic Park. This is very good article why it's not. Really can happily humans noon. No moving. Again and again so I muscular anything's ever going to be that a genetically modified foods this is one now I'm a little freaked out about probably."

" It is he read the thing about it. Basically we had and as. As a society ever since they started growing food and and raising. Animals. We have been genetically modifying food animals the reason why miniature poodles exists is because it can't genetically modifying the brutal."

" Dogs that those talks never existed god did not start those dogs on the past -- machine didn't you know meld those dot Wii does god would --"

" Hey small dog had sex a big -- who want more small dogs that genetically modifying that dog."

" I think that thing and bustling different -- you can do it no but yeah yeah but see this month."

" I think the way they do it the way they -- that was it took a book that weird one that no seeds and they found some sort of seed."

" is nothing that -- of that it'd recast it built. So it isn't it methane gas well that's. It's got all kinds of like they're they're reading crops now that have like built in. Pesticides like kill the animals now to do is right up there okay hold on I'm sure they're not building in poisonous. -- now thinking does this with this okay do it. Summit and jet to GM as they call -- crops have been shown to be dangerous one type the soybean had to be pulled off the market. Because it's sliced it in genes from Brazil nuts to make it means more nutritious way. They -- didn't use is cattle feed. That's the testing stage it figured people who are allergic to Brazil nuts would be allergic to the meat from the cattle right that's different vented their."

" Poisonous. That's going."

" Hey somebody -- cannot be -- to beef up but I am an alleged to Brazil nuts and this beef was raised on some sort of resume on hybrid that is a senate sent the thing and and articles -- iPod away."

" irrational fear of genetic list but it's not it's on this and the rational and that's what the I think I just want."

" Hold natural mother nature. Anyway mother nature intended -- segment is that. So consider elderly mother nature intended."

" But you don't like alcohol nutrients I don't want this like sliced she adds is there's a promise you can't she's and that's saying it is forced evolution the problem is if you know this yeah -- to be resistant bugs. Is that no."

" is -- well there's somebody that is resistant to bugs and we go hey this one's resist the button and they're not finding it there may emit their late isn't might have an alternative. And -- jittery energy but it chlorophyll that stuff and it and theoretically you could hopefully by having."

" Always eat -- with this sir all I'm saying is you are not answering the question of this thing which is your reasonable person. Who has a fear of genetically modified foods and they're saying. Some people who are totally rational have irrational fears of certain things and that's unless so about it which is proving that the list is semi truth what he."

" Let me see -- that last little bit on this. One of the things that I got an -- Diana am I. What -- the things that I've read about is about you know -- healthful benefits of food. And often being found that like the whole substance itself select -- like the trying to did extract one type of chemical out of broccoli get -- it's. Like an anti cancer agent of the pop right. And then -- got -- it's not just is one thing but the whole combination -- that make broccoli beneficial writer so it's best to consume the whole thing altogether when it all right. It's like these to think that beta carotene was the most important thing you would take beta carotene supplements all that. But they're actually kind of a mixed care teams like the whole range of carotene is acting together."

" Are working together are what make it beneficial to you right so what I'm saying is that we're -- in mixing things that don't naturally occur. -- I think that's a bad thing but we might be eating things that art is naturally healthy had a plan images like is is somebody in hangar. It's those who might be eating these are is naturally healthy is just like you know the real truth -- little green or whatever maybe that we actually can find -- other need to provide just tell them. We want to know he or maybe not -- or more exactly that's why I just don't wanna mess was that I'd rather just have -- why is my grandma is not good enough white writing better wrap our."

" Seeking the others."

" warranty and answers supplements you -- and engineer a vegetable a lot of texture element victories what I've taken because of missing the natural and eating Omega three yeah. Movie maybe you should examine -- to have that includes you know. They do that's what its openness. I mean it's the same thing you mentioned that he can eat a piece of broccoli more and it."

" And then Mikey ends of the -- is an all time. Take -- Jenna and -- They feed the chickens flax seeds in chickens and naturally produce example -- imprisoned them."

" One's not on here that's that's very close."

" It's Claus and his close anyway irrational fears yes. I irrational people. Bioterrorism is the number one. Yeah okay and when they're saying it's like so hard to actually make -- logical -- impacts. Yeah in general -- just like really difficult it was last time you found anthrax. -- it does eat a sandwich. I thought I had anthrax but it was actually. This man hands."

" just in just like this trying."

" Now -- Ask me that's gonna bond is speaking of moving on."

" Next story is meanest Japanese prank ever to exist now and get."

" 1444. People dinosaurs nearby Lago fan boy --"

" In this clip from Japanese TV -- and is led to believe that they sniper is killing the people in the room with it happy."

" It's. Been basically put this guy in around -- will -- So this guy minister and neat phones that is awesome -- in Basra and -- up up to 24 music -- that can. You're so he's supposed to go in and."

" In a news crews got this great color and so -- in this round -- the glass window. Right."

" And get ready how -- enormous numbers. Well you'll see because the Whitney they set it up so that."

" There's actually like blood through I love my glass is breaking the watch what happens or any. When it was interview easily some. You know it's there."

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" And then all of them -- American deaths so far I slug Maine. You can never -- that was."

" It's now."

" Hello as distant scare tactics to TV should -- bumped up stuff dignity is the -- they have guy. That guy driving -- hand this chick in a taxi was going on to the desert which is why we have a -- and there was this roadblock. And it was -- cop cars and his top destroyed we'll we got turnaround on turnaround."

" Don't go back that way -- it because of their party in their right no no -- done -- he's got that right around and around the road block."

" And girls got."

" around and good luck."

" Then they come upon his car and this guys like trying to get out of his car diesel plucked up then. This person comes movie being let on the high wire thing down and it's like all -- entirety -- like I. Like a little."

" It looks at the car and they're like yeah I think it is -- I designing a vampire attack that is and -- big cat guy gets ripped out of the car and they're really eat any cat got and the girls are in the back of the cars we've gone way and so freaking funny so freaking funny need that cost them. -- hands -- thank except for Japanese man I hope he's okay. I'd be hazardous. You have one more you do I and then sponsors and then mind."

" Monster that is a Large Hadron Collider being sabotaged by its own future question mark it is execute those stories and by hand top. The much delayed and barred hadron collider has been hit by almost. The most outlandish claim to date is being sabotaged by its own future. And so half forget that -- especially -- that it will create a black hole to distinguish. Physicists have gone even further claim. And it got even further claiming nature itself stop the troubled four point four billion. Pound project from getting off the ground units in theory in theory I. Have time traveling. Reminiscent of the time telling them back to the future the theoretical does this whole longer Nelson from Denmark in any sigh oh. Mean my from Japan. Have concluded that the discoveries. Could be quote. Abhorrent to nature. And they're coming back to stop their own creation. So essentially what they're saying is they've released two papers saying that this can be a rippled backwards through time that they want to even stop the clad every for the media it's. And that's why it's -- getting off the ground interest thing. Do you think that's true absolutely need to. -- science fact I mean I think that fact people can travel to what I mean look at it this way. They're saying that you know you that the cloud is all about finding right that god particle in the media converting blogs it's. Trying to simulate small Big Bang rights. Yeah incidents saying that. Yet as saying that basically if this is discovered could lead to all kinds of things like time travel and monologue. Which is awesome but in a lot of bad things as well inside you hear me. If it was discovered. And then later we realized it was a mistake to discover it it's we had time travel. Could you not go back at them then why would use kind of -- okay whose mass of the -- glider again enemy in Baghdad. And and -- like a guy."

" An it guy with the mustache he's clearly got fake mustache and looks like fighters Alder right tonight all but. It was no I don't know what are you watching the security team solves that has clinched you guys here these are exactly own machine on the front and it should. This does is -- yeah so yeah. You should see. Look at it this way okay think about this you have this functioning. Device sitting there right yeah he's made it fired up that means that that future exists because it's -- fired it. They go back. Time now -- as possible not throw this from happening he traveled back in time all you have to do to stop that is like. Great one wire is unplug -- the whole thing. I never stopped working yeah now doesn't exist what a (%expletive) in the sense. That he's it must have to come back like breaking every single time. Well you fix it never is like that was easy -- that is broke again at hmm was that they keep coming back. And Reagan is than what they break it did the first time. -- keep coming back breaking. What was the latest problem is they may now broken by time -- let me let it run this seriously should we talked. Is it like a chip failing is on the arsenal gonna do that. And I can see this being about here if they got to whatever was like okay this is clearly been tampered with again yeah we have no improvement is that none of our guys. It has been camera was again. Mean yeah I mean it out."

" What's happening there -- guy RA. That's happened in --"

" That stuff I don't know. I I wish I mean that it's because of time travel but -- just don't can't get my brain around that -- into either."

" Anyway well will come to pass a one time travel animal back to the twenties and -- party with. Its flippers and hang out sports. So what if you've created speak one. We -- it'll come back box that doesn't travel hazards puppy. A fake notes that doesn't have a new collider yeah. If you like everybody real quiet about the work in the -- you -- Mac break down Blake did all the scientists are not polite to sit there right. As and they got stylish."

" At night. That that got. We. Know it is. We heard and we just came in from night because they tried to break it militants in the back in time they would disappear. -- easy -- exactly."

" Looking through relay call. We now know there is great until the facts that."

" But at least you can prove that there is people people coming back right because he's in a minute don't -- that is at least there's and then we'll go back and that they go to break at this like. Have you heard of the whole theory. There's -- of time travel where. Time travel. Can only happen. It was so there's a thing. And -- communion until isn't -- wings in an active -- name that time travel thing. Which is what's new in people's brains switches. Yes."

" There was eight possible future in which we did. Figure out how to travel through time drank we would have already been visited by people traveling through time."

" Which could be possible could be possible however that they'd be -- that the big secret keep together right. -- And I agree but just think about it you're traveling through time you come back you're already you slip up all. Done from the future now it's out that hasn't happened over the whole millennium on humans okay so so here's the thing -- yeah see -- me. Yeah everybody knows exactly and a handset when announcing that path. People don't believe -- Sent to you what the prevailing theory. It is that."

" When it -- time travel is created. That is the earliest point at which you can travel back through time."

" Why. Because of this this conundrum of the fact that we would have already been visited by -- how it's."

" No. That's what it. Right theoretically but they're saying that that would be the limitations to discovering time travel so the -- be if we discovered time travel today."

" Then in the future you could come back to Internet."

" Right. Exactly. Which they can be doing right now theoretical physicist. But can would have yeah yeah you're going why -- what happens if your life you come back. To where you're living you -- Which would have you is alive we are mostly friends you could -- Yeah when has -- worth migraine. Isn't it but if I walked into the door and well yeah -- the (%expletive) mind and I don't -- but -- before -- can't be -- right. -- guys yeah."

" you guys don't be scared it's me italics is me every school well yeah from a feature I can't from the future future yes I cancer."

" This is. We'll -- I don't -- characters. Yeah. And in your in China."

" But consciously -- else I."

" I it because -- already there and they your person. As it happens to be here next. Right -- we told type control. Well you control you -- to look this you're or person here and you're you're -- person."

" Right but where's my brain like I knew very well I'm here right now -- right yeah. I know I'm very well -- challenge. Through the dark I'd like an -- it's -- mess up over there now. His -- Andy hello. Oh I get you an idea yeah it's a copy -- you I think I'm pissed about it once it here. And I'm walking in the door I'd like funky and the for the answer to this sooner."

" Feature time travel -- now you you know you just discovered."

" All you knew what I would do you -- with a theoretical conundrum know here's my review I would goes to Gelman my relatives."

" Caen and me as that (%expletive) times and ship it with -- I mean it was next for a big Internet thing and that's where this is where it's not right now and then I've got to go back to your place. And often catch up with the you'll bits of a turn and you. So Doug said in love then tell money help them find puzzling as I can never here's a crazy ready for this."

" You then have a job to do you need to make sure that when you go back. -- is not not -- only games novel when you go that's the future you need to then make sure that you get into it time machine however that how are you did that. Get back here and give the book T yourself through this."

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" The school -- psychiatrist thought she was crazy after her sophomore year she about a bunch of vibrator and took medical leave."

" Wow. So there's this syndrome. Which is relatively newly discovered and it is called. Persistent genital arousal disorder."

" Now I think that means being poor guy. Maybe there PGA. So again girl. This government remains and sizes I'm going like this trojans and in remain anonymous because she's distant what you look like you know sensor sector. Jennifer orgasm a seventeen. And a path. And then he's like he's getting worse and worse and worse and she would have -- spontaneous orgasms throughout the debt."

" She caught it in her senior year sentence -- senior year she cat and ice sheet of paper she was having a hundred. To 200 orgasms a day."

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" She said that Burlington. College the orgasms have become more intense and disruptive."

" I was having trouble concentrating I became really depressed and you know was wrong with me last I cried a lot in the bathroom. I became violently protective of my privacy. Issue constantly be going into the that use like I can't have people around that don't know me I wonder Mobley was."

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" It is he read the thing about it. Basically we had and as. As a society ever since they started growing food and and raising. Animals. We have been genetically modifying food animals the reason why miniature poodles exists is because it can't genetically modifying the brutal."

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" I think that thing and bustling different -- you can do it no but yeah yeah but see this month."

" I think the way they do it the way they -- that was it took a book that weird one that no seeds and they found some sort of seed."

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" is -- well there's somebody that is resistant to bugs and we go hey this one's resist the button and they're not finding it there may emit their late isn't might have an alternative. And -- jittery energy but it chlorophyll that stuff and it and theoretically you could hopefully by having."

" Always eat -- with this sir all I'm saying is you are not answering the question of this thing which is your reasonable person. Who has a fear of genetically modified foods and they're saying. Some people who are totally rational have irrational fears of certain things and that's unless so about it which is proving that the list is semi truth what he."

" Let me see -- that last little bit on this. One of the things that I got an -- Diana am I. What -- the things that I've read about is about you know -- healthful benefits of food. And often being found that like the whole substance itself select -- like the trying to did extract one type of chemical out of broccoli get -- it's. Like an anti cancer agent of the pop right. And then -- got -- it's not just is one thing but the whole combination -- that make broccoli beneficial writer so it's best to consume the whole thing altogether when it all right. It's like these to think that beta carotene was the most important thing you would take beta carotene supplements all that. But they're actually kind of a mixed care teams like the whole range of carotene is acting together."

" Are working together are what make it beneficial to you right so what I'm saying is that we're -- in mixing things that don't naturally occur. -- I think that's a bad thing but we might be eating things that art is naturally healthy had a plan images like is is somebody in hangar. It's those who might be eating these are is naturally healthy is just like you know the real truth -- little green or whatever maybe that we actually can find -- other need to provide just tell them. We want to know he or maybe not -- or more exactly that's why I just don't wanna mess was that I'd rather just have -- why is my grandma is not good enough white writing better wrap our."

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" Monster that is a Large Hadron Collider being sabotaged by its own future question mark it is execute those stories and by hand top. The much delayed and barred hadron collider has been hit by almost. The most outlandish claim to date is being sabotaged by its own future. And so half forget that -- especially -- that it will create a black hole to distinguish. Physicists have gone even further claim. And it got even further claiming nature itself stop the troubled four point four billion. Pound project from getting off the ground units in theory in theory I. Have time traveling. Reminiscent of the time telling them back to the future the theoretical does this whole longer Nelson from Denmark in any sigh oh. Mean my from Japan. Have concluded that the discoveries. Could be quote. Abhorrent to nature. And they're coming back to stop their own creation. So essentially what they're saying is they've released two papers saying that this can be a rippled backwards through time that they want to even stop the clad every for the media it's. And that's why it's -- getting off the ground interest thing. Do you think that's true absolutely need to. -- science fact I mean I think that fact people can travel to what I mean look at it this way. They're saying that you know you that the cloud is all about finding right that god particle in the media converting blogs it's. Trying to simulate small Big Bang rights. Yeah incidents saying that. Yet as saying that basically if this is discovered could lead to all kinds of things like time travel and monologue. Which is awesome but in a lot of bad things as well inside you hear me. If it was discovered. And then later we realized it was a mistake to discover it it's we had time travel. Could you not go back at them then why would use kind of -- okay whose mass of the -- glider again enemy in Baghdad. And and -- like a guy."

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" At night. That that got. We. Know it is. We heard and we just came in from night because they tried to break it militants in the back in time they would disappear. -- easy -- exactly."

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" If you use glasses I cannot see you and I think my glasses or contacts out thank you so much."

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Started discussion: October 28, 2009 @ 12:04am GMT

Episode 226: The Space-Time Continuum [Discussion]

Big announcements for Kevin's hardware, the tale of the woman who orgasms every 6 minutes (literally), top 5 irrational fears, the meanest Japanese prank ever, aircraft dilemmas and the first ever episode with time travel!

Watch or download this episode now.

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Whether time is linear or non-linear; If people could travel along the fourth dimension, we'd never know outside small blips. Or seeing their shadows. We can only process up to three dimensions with our eyes and fourth dimensional creatures need be detected by our other senses (Maybe). We can however see shadows of fourth dimensional creatures. They would appear as solid three dimension black masses, much like a ghostly "shadow-figure".

All dimensions exist anywhere in the universe. Which means ALL beings could be liable for inter-dimensional sabotage. The movie Paranormal Activity has been kicking up a lot of interest about evil "demons". Which (and please avoid religious banter) could be nothing more than highly intelligent other life sources (which would have properties VASTLY different than our own) causing mischief in our dimension.

DoXiD
3 months ago
Topic should be "Episode 226: The Space-Time Continuum [Discussion]"

And you should include the description and a download link.
(i don't care that much but the administrators do so...)

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i almost pressed Alt+F4 just by reflexes -.-
JohanTheSwede
3 months ago

Brilliant.

Awesome episode! Laughed so hard. I love the fact that Glenn used more visual and audio effects than usual. I sure enjoyed it.

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I hope Alex really keeps his promise about the whole filming/streaming business when he's getting the pilot certificate and fly alone for the first time. I love when he talks about that shit. I'm actually thinking of getting one myself.

Anyhoo, brilliant episode guys!
jestempies
3 months ago

Time travel

Time travel is possible, but only forward and at a walking pace. It might become possible to jump forward in time (i.e. via cryogenics), but I don't think we'll ever be able to go back.

But if that's any consolation, when your civilization is advanced enough for time travel, you've already got very advanced artificial intelligence and virtual worlds where anyone can be a god swimming in seas of liquid gold if that is his desire, so time travel looses a lot of appeal.
danhauk
3 months ago
In reply to johantheswede:
I love the fact that Glenn used more visual and audio effects than usual.


I also loved the visual and audio effects, but (sorry if I come across as a dick) Glenn DOES NOT edit Diggnation. He hasn't in a long time (other than the couple episodes that he filled in for Mauricio). And it's been mentioned many times on here. Again, sorry if I sound like a dick.

This episode was pretty good. Loved the discussion about hard drives and solid state drives, and the whole time travel discussion. That's one of those things that is so hard to wrap your head around just because of the crazy amount of plot holes that can happen. Has anyone ever seen the movie Primer? It blew my mind the first time I saw it, and had to watch it again to try and understand more.
w0z
3 months ago
Great episode and funny but sometimes I wish they wouldn't censor themselves so much like when they were talking about the girl at the beginning and Kevin a couple times started something and said he shouldn't say anything.

Also, I realize that this gos against not censoring themselves but I wish Alex wouldn't always talk about things like he knows everything when he doesn't. Like with the GM foods he clearly does not know what genetic engineering is so please don't act like you do. I realize that I am a hypocrite but just sayin...

Good episode though, thanks.
iRawkMac
3 months ago
Holy **** dude. When Alex twiddled his fingers together making fun of Glenn and the sound effects cued I about pissed my pants. Great episode you guys. Alex totally makes me want to get my pilots license too. I wish I had the money because I'd totally start.. damn college expenses.
hellhound
3 months ago
hasnt Kevin seen a "Bill & Ted's" movie? ... "remember to plant the car keys"..

The main time travel theory I've heard is that you cant go back in the past because the past has already happened and that a minute change in the past will probably stop you from getting into a time machine (or stop the invention of the time machine) to begin with.

Was totally thinking at the opening "damn another 2 show recording at 1 time".. then switched to indoors and thought "Doh!... fooled me... good maybe there will be up-to-date action this week". Then Alex gave it away that they were still at his place during the show.
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Not sure what irritates me more... that they do 2 eps at one time and release them a week apart... or that they try to fake that they are done currently by changing their clothes or going inside.

Why not do a current show via Skype like Leo does?

The orgasm thing is weird.... they also have a female orgasm pill....
greenhat
3 months ago
A very enjoyable episode. The time travel discussion was funny.

I think there was a mistaken assumption, though - the article they were discussing concerning the LHC wasn't about people time-traveling back to sabotage the machine, but rather that reality itself was sending back what was dubbed a "backward causality wave" to prevent the event that would create the "God particles." It was more about an interesting, corrective natural process rather than someone pulling a Marty McFly. Still, it led to one of the better episodes in a while, so I'm not complaining...
maubrowncow
3 months ago
ahhhh, danhauk. You're the best.
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