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" A little bit different like. The -- that was an actor that was doing it all commercial and they -- like you mean you can no longer be -- actors -- It was like he'd done what about what about basketball styling they've done basketball player I have gotten -- like I think. I think beating hookers and like battle -- got smoking pot you definitely buy and it -- like now. What what I'm saying is I think that it's. It's I mean. Our president has admitted to smoking pot like this is this is something I would I would got to clemency he does not anymore right now that he wanted to -- president. I think that there's a lot of kids. That in their college years in remember felt like 23 or whatever. If he was at college dorm. I don't think this is an uncommon thing I and I agree wholeheartedly it's it's pretty much improved that this doesn't. Cause you see who. Doesn't really causing the damage. That's been -- I mean the means in English science freaking you holds more global also making a giant assumption about Michael Phelps which is he's a hot head. We're you know we're we're we're we're getting it he got caught smoking weed that doesn't mean that he is the -- I two weeks I mean when you like preparing Olympic meets end. Burning up view and and swimming pool and -- always integrate your swimmer I have a friend in high school. That we would go snowboarding went and he would smoke when you snowboard next move bluntly -- and he was. -- no -- I ever let me I would I'd be shocked if there are many snowbird snow professional snowboarders skateboarders. I was surfers like. All of -- likely like we couldn't believe the use like Amazon. To music -- dangerous thing to -- yeah but we deliberately. Normally it's me and that means it's true more like a market don't drive don't get me wrong Hussein in this kid's particular case. He -- his -- I mean he's sort of competing after that there but I don't think it cause what would you what would you say if he was hot. Like. Driving. Drunk."

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" doing that bothers me about the whole thing is that I think that people are making such a big deal I don't think it's a big deal I don't think it. It's a big deal I don't need to begin with 858 and there's a lot of people out there that like to say. The me that I holier than thou kind that there are hundreds and say that's the worst thing ever in my view it's it was."

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