Turtle Orgasm, Best Wedding Entrance, Giant Fish and more unexpected videos!
Sunday, August 2nd, 2009 running time 19:38
We have quite a few surprises this week involving turtles, fish, weddings, a magic trick using scotch tape, and an awesome Nirvana-Rick Astley mashup!
Segments
Videos:
- unexpected Wedding Entrance (video)
- I Like Big Butts
- Black Eyed Peas Have Officially Written the Worst Song Ever
- Turtle has an awesome orgasm
- Godzilla Attacks!
- Godzilla Attacks!
- How did Adam & Eve's kids have kids?
- Spectacular: HD aquarium video viewed 740K+ times in a week
- Why does scotch tape make frosted glass transparent?
- Fat man takes shower in HD
- Nirvana vs. Rick Astley
Highlights
black eyed peas
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5:38, 7:14
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netflix
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0:30, 16:16, 16:27
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turtle
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8:47, 10:01
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ouch
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10:27
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Automatically Generated Transcript(may not be 100% accurate) ( more )
" War. -- what is so on this week we got music."
" doing the nasty."
" You don't have about. --"
" The diggreel Roger by godaddy and Netflix. -- manager when this is the -- real collection in the weeks most memorable web videos and once more memorable than a white wedding. White dresses. The white. Dance moves. But over 5000 -- here's unexpected wedding entrance."
" Okay."
" Now we can't show it but those same friends and family were also involved in the couple's elaborately choreographed night of awkward sex. To the message board kind of tell you what reminded us of this classic wedding moment."
" Okay. Okay."
" Things like that made me home for my own wedding and I'll get to show my extended family my doggie style skills. -- tell you what also commented I think tonight's gonna be a good good night yeah I went there. Well -- by numbers also went there with another hugely popular video this week Black Eyed Peas and officially written a worst song ever. Need."
" Finds today and counting off the new -- cut case. I got a few."
" Are those are some worthless and repetitive lyrics but. It's pop song. Clearly just for fun so."
" I'll cut you some slack like that he -- jump ahead to -- on it starts. Little further and I guess -- Well how does -- like a minute and a half. Are you serious -- how many gang -- who has been managed float in the air. At this point you need to start -- He just ran up."
" Like IPs for taking a freeze that we use like to use for secret that's what what is romances and running with the desire to see it yet -- God stop."
" There because the sons -- three and nine to listen to you straight through but it's even worse when it's chopped up and repeated over now over and over and man the message board just added more fuel to this part fire. When we -- who wrote. You think Black Eyed Peas or bad please. I like Mozart compared to these ass clowns."
" Yeah. Those ass clowns certainly don't have their album -- to the show -- the -- on August 14."
" Yeah."
" Now back to that he 177 says I thought very it was hot until I saw that picture for pissing her pants. Why is it weird that I didn't think she was not until I saw that former 41 added I thought -- was not until I saw what she looked like. Okay -- have taken lumps for one day let's watch these turtles have sex it had me at the title turtle has an off some more gas. --"
" Yeah. Yeah."
" You yeah yeah. Yeah. Do you."
" Yeah. Yeah."
" Pretty steamy."
" And -- less mature than you because this was all I can think government watch."
" Just --"
" On the board to Iraq be wrote I just realized I watched turtle point. And I watched that. Okay you can watch another species corn and it's not sleazy educational. Especially if you're gonna pocket turtle later. I thought one of the funny things about this video was how into it -- eighty turtle is."
" Do you."
" Ouch been there before -- DiFelice. In fact if we compare her reaction to the issue that got going to buy that -- months ago. Yeah I'm pretty sure that that he was getting -- pleasure and yes. This is an appropriate transition into -- bit that needs kids have -- yeah."
" I've created out of an even they had Cain and -- with -- that's -- with whom exactly did you know it's able create children with. In other words how did adamant these kids have kids -- who've come before I in my bed I didn't get it."
" How did Adam and -- have kids so how -- their kids have to they had Cain and able. Don't get it okay are always. You know what -- could be a great question I -- what I -- gonna have to -- the -- this. Are you -- if you let your. Lime -- fun but that there is."
" So what does it who. She visited and Gary momentarily this at the -- moment is a tough question of the series -- the -- question should be able -- come on the fact is that. You know we don't know exactly how things happened. You know it takes it and did Adam did -- Adam had a belly button thing you know that's one other question -- yeah I don't know quite honestly but. What we do know is that. And from. Individuals who decided that they did or did not want to follow the will of god king in the rest Abbas an adamant he's decided tonight we're not going to -- got it. And -- we wanna do things our own way and that's what we do so often in our lives. I think the great lesson here is not what they're not Adam and eve have belly buttons and not what exactly how it all happened you don't. But rather what we learn what we who put."
" Good at math yeah -- cannot answer yeah. Well -- Obama."
" It. Is apple has definitely died. And it will. Homeland. Bill that I can't answer so let me distract you with an awkward belly button Jabber Jabber retain. We don't care about the belly button thing we wanna know what all of humanity you rose from -- orgies. Maybe the message board will have more answers -- cartoon explains -- can enable smashed their winners together. Whereas these -- answers. The mom next question. They're not moving on to our first sponsor godaddy.com. Keep your personal information away from spammers hackers and your crazy ex roommate. Private domain registration from godaddy.com protects your privacy by keeping your address phone number and more out of the public database."
" But under the code DGR one when he checked out you'll save an additional 10% off your entire order."
" Some restrictions apply see this let details get your piece of the Internet at -- daddy dot com are we started with a beautiful wedding. And just went downhill from there are some room open when you back with spectacular HD aquarium that he."
" I have. Hello everybody. Now please be -- permanent background now."
" You're wondering what that enormous fish is thirteen 37 -- rights. Those are whale sharks they're harmless but I wouldn't touch when in the wild because they're protected species. Right now -- and I go punch that fifty foot shark right that Dick but you know he's in danger and stuff. The next one isn't quite -- dream is that but it is the video. Also a question here is why does Scotch tape make frosted glass its -- You know I don't care how it works. I just wanted to come in handy in real life situations."
" I -- this though."
" Here's an example of an interesting phenomenon I sometimes see on the message board didn't come under is making fun of the stupidity of YouTube comment there's. -- says hi YouTube comments as this one doesn't seem to understand that frosted glass is not literal and he quotes for YouTube there. Could be the heat from your finger otherwise the Scotch tape absorbs the moisture. Okay not smart but c'mon people can mean just common together in peace and then I'll watch a bunch of movies from Netflix but Netflix --"
" Rent over 90000 titles online including lots of Blu-ray titles with free shipping both ways your home and now have over forty shipping centers almost all deliveries happen in just one business day."
" Netflix plans start born -- not check it out at www. Netflix.com slash big rip."
" All of that accent is for you should check out film right here -- Revision 3 basic mystery. Would films every episode explores how you can replicate the big budget effects with little or no budget this week learn how you can get a great green screen set up. Here without that spending a lot of -- going after your -- and every Thursday and revision3.com. Slash don't ride. And laugh. This has been fun and it's -- put their comments on the Digg Reel dot com is the bombing importer jelly. It's been -- musical episode so I'll leave you with an instant Internet hit -- bottom versus -- halfway. Thanks for watching secretly. CNN yeah you. I mean everybody."
" War. -- what is so on this week we got music."
" doing the nasty."
" You don't have about. --"
" The diggreel Roger by godaddy and Netflix. -- manager when this is the -- real collection in the weeks most memorable web videos and once more memorable than a white wedding. White dresses. The white. Dance moves. But over 5000 -- here's unexpected wedding entrance."
" Okay."
" Now we can't show it but those same friends and family were also involved in the couple's elaborately choreographed night of awkward sex. To the message board kind of tell you what reminded us of this classic wedding moment."
" Okay. Okay."
" Things like that made me home for my own wedding and I'll get to show my extended family my doggie style skills. -- tell you what also commented I think tonight's gonna be a good good night yeah I went there. Well -- by numbers also went there with another hugely popular video this week Black Eyed Peas and officially written a worst song ever. Need."
" Finds today and counting off the new -- cut case. I got a few."
" Are those are some worthless and repetitive lyrics but. It's pop song. Clearly just for fun so."
" I'll cut you some slack like that he -- jump ahead to -- on it starts. Little further and I guess -- Well how does -- like a minute and a half. Are you serious -- how many gang -- who has been managed float in the air. At this point you need to start -- He just ran up."
" Like IPs for taking a freeze that we use like to use for secret that's what what is romances and running with the desire to see it yet -- God stop."
" There because the sons -- three and nine to listen to you straight through but it's even worse when it's chopped up and repeated over now over and over and man the message board just added more fuel to this part fire. When we -- who wrote. You think Black Eyed Peas or bad please. I like Mozart compared to these ass clowns."
" Yeah. Those ass clowns certainly don't have their album -- to the show -- the -- on August 14."
" Yeah."
" Now back to that he 177 says I thought very it was hot until I saw that picture for pissing her pants. Why is it weird that I didn't think she was not until I saw that former 41 added I thought -- was not until I saw what she looked like. Okay -- have taken lumps for one day let's watch these turtles have sex it had me at the title turtle has an off some more gas. --"
" Yeah. Yeah."
" You yeah yeah. Yeah. Do you."
" Yeah. Yeah."
" Pretty steamy."
" And -- less mature than you because this was all I can think government watch."
" Just --"
" On the board to Iraq be wrote I just realized I watched turtle point. And I watched that. Okay you can watch another species corn and it's not sleazy educational. Especially if you're gonna pocket turtle later. I thought one of the funny things about this video was how into it -- eighty turtle is."
" Do you."
" Ouch been there before -- DiFelice. In fact if we compare her reaction to the issue that got going to buy that -- months ago. Yeah I'm pretty sure that that he was getting -- pleasure and yes. This is an appropriate transition into -- bit that needs kids have -- yeah."
" I've created out of an even they had Cain and -- with -- that's -- with whom exactly did you know it's able create children with. In other words how did adamant these kids have kids -- who've come before I in my bed I didn't get it."
" How did Adam and -- have kids so how -- their kids have to they had Cain and able. Don't get it okay are always. You know what -- could be a great question I -- what I -- gonna have to -- the -- this. Are you -- if you let your. Lime -- fun but that there is."
" So what does it who. She visited and Gary momentarily this at the -- moment is a tough question of the series -- the -- question should be able -- come on the fact is that. You know we don't know exactly how things happened. You know it takes it and did Adam did -- Adam had a belly button thing you know that's one other question -- yeah I don't know quite honestly but. What we do know is that. And from. Individuals who decided that they did or did not want to follow the will of god king in the rest Abbas an adamant he's decided tonight we're not going to -- got it. And -- we wanna do things our own way and that's what we do so often in our lives. I think the great lesson here is not what they're not Adam and eve have belly buttons and not what exactly how it all happened you don't. But rather what we learn what we who put."
" Good at math yeah -- cannot answer yeah. Well -- Obama."
" It. Is apple has definitely died. And it will. Homeland. Bill that I can't answer so let me distract you with an awkward belly button Jabber Jabber retain. We don't care about the belly button thing we wanna know what all of humanity you rose from -- orgies. Maybe the message board will have more answers -- cartoon explains -- can enable smashed their winners together. Whereas these -- answers. The mom next question. They're not moving on to our first sponsor godaddy.com. Keep your personal information away from spammers hackers and your crazy ex roommate. Private domain registration from godaddy.com protects your privacy by keeping your address phone number and more out of the public database."
" But under the code DGR one when he checked out you'll save an additional 10% off your entire order."
" Some restrictions apply see this let details get your piece of the Internet at -- daddy dot com are we started with a beautiful wedding. And just went downhill from there are some room open when you back with spectacular HD aquarium that he."
" I have. Hello everybody. Now please be -- permanent background now."
" You're wondering what that enormous fish is thirteen 37 -- rights. Those are whale sharks they're harmless but I wouldn't touch when in the wild because they're protected species. Right now -- and I go punch that fifty foot shark right that Dick but you know he's in danger and stuff. The next one isn't quite -- dream is that but it is the video. Also a question here is why does Scotch tape make frosted glass its -- You know I don't care how it works. I just wanted to come in handy in real life situations."
" I -- this though."
" Here's an example of an interesting phenomenon I sometimes see on the message board didn't come under is making fun of the stupidity of YouTube comment there's. -- says hi YouTube comments as this one doesn't seem to understand that frosted glass is not literal and he quotes for YouTube there. Could be the heat from your finger otherwise the Scotch tape absorbs the moisture. Okay not smart but c'mon people can mean just common together in peace and then I'll watch a bunch of movies from Netflix but Netflix --"
" Rent over 90000 titles online including lots of Blu-ray titles with free shipping both ways your home and now have over forty shipping centers almost all deliveries happen in just one business day."
" Netflix plans start born -- not check it out at www. Netflix.com slash big rip."
" All of that accent is for you should check out film right here -- Revision 3 basic mystery. Would films every episode explores how you can replicate the big budget effects with little or no budget this week learn how you can get a great green screen set up. Here without that spending a lot of -- going after your -- and every Thursday and revision3.com. Slash don't ride. And laugh. This has been fun and it's -- put their comments on the Digg Reel dot com is the bombing importer jelly. It's been -- musical episode so I'll leave you with an instant Internet hit -- bottom versus -- halfway. Thanks for watching secretly. CNN yeah you. I mean everybody."
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Started discussion: August 3, 2009 @ 2:26am GMT
Episode 82: Turtle Orgasm, Best Wedding Entrance, Giant Fish and more... [Discussion]
We have quite a few surprises this week involving turtles, fish, weddings, a magic trick using scotch tape, and an awesome Nirvana-Rick Astley mashup!
Watch or download this episode now!
That Nirvana- Rick Roll video left a mark. I normally don't listen to rock (trance mostly) and yet i still loved the video. I would be happy to get rick rolled by this.
qwerty2007
4 months ago
Semi off topic... where did Andrew get the shirt he was wearing in this episode? I like. I want.
cicerostatoo
3 months ago
In reply to qwerty2007:
Semi off topic... where did Andrew get the shirt he was wearing in this episode? I like. I want.
Forget that, when did he get the idea to cut his own hair? I personally wished he'd gone for the full mullet.














