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" Old let's see let's see what do we have to watch stood to. Now there's that. An era. Right and the out -- That crap and more right now."

" The Digg Reel is brought to you by godaddy in the national fight against drunk driving over the limit under arrest. Okay I'm Andrew and huge thanks to Veronica Belmont for filling in last week. Sorry volume morning dude -- me again. That's the Digg -- where we show them weeks most monumental. Viral videos and what could be more monumental. Than happy Doug and that's when."

" And he's not -- isn't out. How honest they do."

" Yeah."

" See look at season -- don't look at these -- right now on the front that. Now he's got it man."

" So this is the weird kind of ship that our parents do when we grow up and leave the house on the board -- rewrites does for talking not only his shirt but also his jacket into his khaki shorts. Some guys just know what women want. It's right there on a sharp dressed darker -- a -- into a baby swing like a toddler because he has no friends. I'm tell you what says this proves dogs are more awesome than cats cats wouldn't do that ship and it would replied with a video of -- cat doing that -- I'm."

" I'm getting in the middle of this age old cats versus dogs argument -- now that this horse would crush them about."

" Me. It."

" I'm sorry animal lovers for exposing you to that what was going on there anyways why is that car still driving towards a stampede of horses. On the board awoken by my fears says Karr is now 201. Horsepower. Show me -- masks TMZ was that a celebrity horse to win we'll -- replies. And tell but I think it might be Sarah Jessica Parker. And start something gives us the link to this delightful cartoon so."

" A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face could -- little areas I. Screw you know what the hell's your problem you're my problem -- that joke is offensive oh yeah. Yeah I'm sorry that not everyone conforms to your preconceived notions of attractiveness it's a joke man 00 yeah that was a joke about this. Where there's so few black baseball players why because they're always stealing bases. I don't. Right now that is offensive you know what -- mandates a joke meant yeah but it's racist all the horse with a long -- just old racist joke out -- differently how's it different -- you have -- drinks that you haven't touched any of them hello Einstein -- North African -- can't pick up. Last what are the bite me that's why -- bag look look I think we all got off on the wrong foot here and what you got that right we're sorry okay. All right me to look I'm Mike in this is here. Sarah Jessica Parker. "

" And -- we're still in the realm of should you shouldn't do with your car here's how not to wash your car. Wow we. At least is better than and that thing dropping a crane load -- horses on the car. You know if that was an option she's young meant -- says this is a good example of how big wave surfers got. To be nitpicking but is that an example of how to resign. I don't know but this may be a good time to segue into one of our sponsors the national."

" Fight against drunk driving. Far too many people do not understand that alcohol drugs and driving and not mixed messages simple guys drinking and driving over the limit. Under arrest don't put yourself for others in danger he could still go out and have fun just plan ahead. He's gonna drink designated driver taking -- public transportation. Sober rides program. What do what I do find any silver -- effective Lufkin and haven't found -- way would you. The -- they don't forget drive. And many gamers out there and I always feel like an ass when I watch videos like this next one because I."

" Sneaking suspicion that I myself. Am a new and here's new boyfriend who needs sleep parents finally obviously. Answer so -- what warcraft server do you play. Is that as -- on the computer. -- I think I forgot the dessert --"

" You think who are bringing his kind -- house."

" He did it really isn't. Jessica. I -- together this relationship is headed for an ethnic area. Early crap that we don't take -- right. Yeah neat let's the only cure -- so let's well. All -- he wanted VHS tape. -- I don't want to remind the lady rose from the dead body."

" And they run around circles. Completely alone."

" And I might never get out. Monsters kill. Can funds is perhaps the time. But I know I have to -- More than that come -- here."

" All this from."

" I think I get -- action Johnny comments if only girls that played wow really looked like that."

" Better yet if the girls that played wow we're actually girls. And then what action Johnny you would have sex with all of them. Well let's look at some more nerdy stuff here is high speed robots move faster than me -- Finally a lightning fast dribbling robots. That can help the world. Play with it's balls when we need that Tony Campbell writes in slow -- it's like watching a fat kid trying to play basketball. Really. -- I can hardly -- hard. Now stop making fun of that kid and start making fun of this dude on the price is right making the worst did it ever. -- top."

" Winner in the showcase is an. Today and do -- police showed them location number one. This showcase begins -- this beautiful new living room. And get off the -- and enjoy the outdoors on days brand new voters I. They showcase candy. Yards up the prices -- In our past game. You'll pass -- Jose but your bid Jose on the show games. -- And everything. He didn't do. Jose Rodriguez. A big. 250250. Dollars -- The 250. Think about that from. Yeah. 6000. 60000 dollars. If you did it 60000 dollars and OK you gave one dollar on your showcase. Actual retail price of her show -- 280089. B eight a difference. 8008. -- Now over to -- set of say you bid 60000. Dollars on your show there. Actual retail price of -- okay. 20006."

" Making a six figure bed when your bidding screen only holds five figures. -- wrote what we were all thinking I'm not sure what has more humiliated. Making that bidder being named gay. I don't know it's impossible to compare that kind of thing but I do know that the Digg Reel is brought to you by the godaddy.com. Team of people who work at godaddy. You make an impact on -- godaddy.com has but it needs dot com names as low as one night. Plus we'll let something fascinating web site -- and flip -- the code DGR one when you check yet. Dot com. Now. We've near the end of this week's episode you can watch today's full videos -- comments on that business at the big real dot com. You can follow me on Twitter on jelly -- but before we go from. The top -- that we can pretty long but -- to deny you the satisfaction is also angry email you're vacationing boyfriend. It's a -- thanks for watching see you next week and keep it real. Got a week guys."

" Yeah yeah."

" Old let's see let's see what do we have to watch stood to. Now there's that. An era. Right and the out -- That crap and more right now."

" The Digg Reel is brought to you by godaddy in the national fight against drunk driving over the limit under arrest. Okay I'm Andrew and huge thanks to Veronica Belmont for filling in last week. Sorry volume morning dude -- me again. That's the Digg -- where we show them weeks most monumental. Viral videos and what could be more monumental. Than happy Doug and that's when."

" And he's not -- isn't out. How honest they do."

" Yeah."

" See look at season -- don't look at these -- right now on the front that. Now he's got it man."

" So this is the weird kind of ship that our parents do when we grow up and leave the house on the board -- rewrites does for talking not only his shirt but also his jacket into his khaki shorts. Some guys just know what women want. It's right there on a sharp dressed darker -- a -- into a baby swing like a toddler because he has no friends. I'm tell you what says this proves dogs are more awesome than cats cats wouldn't do that ship and it would replied with a video of -- cat doing that -- I'm."

" I'm getting in the middle of this age old cats versus dogs argument -- now that this horse would crush them about."

" Me. It."

" I'm sorry animal lovers for exposing you to that what was going on there anyways why is that car still driving towards a stampede of horses. On the board awoken by my fears says Karr is now 201. Horsepower. Show me -- masks TMZ was that a celebrity horse to win we'll -- replies. And tell but I think it might be Sarah Jessica Parker. And start something gives us the link to this delightful cartoon so."

" A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face could -- little areas I. Screw you know what the hell's your problem you're my problem -- that joke is offensive oh yeah. Yeah I'm sorry that not everyone conforms to your preconceived notions of attractiveness it's a joke man 00 yeah that was a joke about this. Where there's so few black baseball players why because they're always stealing bases. I don't. Right now that is offensive you know what -- mandates a joke meant yeah but it's racist all the horse with a long -- just old racist joke out -- differently how's it different -- you have -- drinks that you haven't touched any of them hello Einstein -- North African -- can't pick up. Last what are the bite me that's why -- bag look look I think we all got off on the wrong foot here and what you got that right we're sorry okay. All right me to look I'm Mike in this is here. Sarah Jessica Parker. "

" And -- we're still in the realm of should you shouldn't do with your car here's how not to wash your car. Wow we. At least is better than and that thing dropping a crane load -- horses on the car. You know if that was an option she's young meant -- says this is a good example of how big wave surfers got. To be nitpicking but is that an example of how to resign. I don't know but this may be a good time to segue into one of our sponsors the national."

" Fight against drunk driving. Far too many people do not understand that alcohol drugs and driving and not mixed messages simple guys drinking and driving over the limit. Under arrest don't put yourself for others in danger he could still go out and have fun just plan ahead. He's gonna drink designated driver taking -- public transportation. Sober rides program. What do what I do find any silver -- effective Lufkin and haven't found -- way would you. The -- they don't forget drive. And many gamers out there and I always feel like an ass when I watch videos like this next one because I."

" Sneaking suspicion that I myself. Am a new and here's new boyfriend who needs sleep parents finally obviously. Answer so -- what warcraft server do you play. Is that as -- on the computer. -- I think I forgot the dessert --"

" You think who are bringing his kind -- house."

" He did it really isn't. Jessica. I -- together this relationship is headed for an ethnic area. Early crap that we don't take -- right. Yeah neat let's the only cure -- so let's well. All -- he wanted VHS tape. -- I don't want to remind the lady rose from the dead body."

" And they run around circles. Completely alone."

" And I might never get out. Monsters kill. Can funds is perhaps the time. But I know I have to -- More than that come -- here."

" All this from."

" I think I get -- action Johnny comments if only girls that played wow really looked like that."

" Better yet if the girls that played wow we're actually girls. And then what action Johnny you would have sex with all of them. Well let's look at some more nerdy stuff here is high speed robots move faster than me -- Finally a lightning fast dribbling robots. That can help the world. Play with it's balls when we need that Tony Campbell writes in slow -- it's like watching a fat kid trying to play basketball. Really. -- I can hardly -- hard. Now stop making fun of that kid and start making fun of this dude on the price is right making the worst did it ever. -- top."

" Winner in the showcase is an. Today and do -- police showed them location number one. This showcase begins -- this beautiful new living room. And get off the -- and enjoy the outdoors on days brand new voters I. They showcase candy. Yards up the prices -- In our past game. You'll pass -- Jose but your bid Jose on the show games. -- And everything. He didn't do. Jose Rodriguez. A big. 250250. Dollars -- The 250. Think about that from. Yeah. 6000. 60000 dollars. If you did it 60000 dollars and OK you gave one dollar on your showcase. Actual retail price of her show -- 280089. B eight a difference. 8008. -- Now over to -- set of say you bid 60000. Dollars on your show there. Actual retail price of -- okay. 20006."

" Making a six figure bed when your bidding screen only holds five figures. -- wrote what we were all thinking I'm not sure what has more humiliated. Making that bidder being named gay. I don't know it's impossible to compare that kind of thing but I do know that the Digg Reel is brought to you by the godaddy.com. Team of people who work at godaddy. You make an impact on -- godaddy.com has but it needs dot com names as low as one night. Plus we'll let something fascinating web site -- and flip -- the code DGR one when you check yet. Dot com. Now. We've near the end of this week's episode you can watch today's full videos -- comments on that business at the big real dot com. You can follow me on Twitter on jelly -- but before we go from. The top -- that we can pretty long but -- to deny you the satisfaction is also angry email you're vacationing boyfriend. It's a -- thanks for watching see you next week and keep it real. Got a week guys."

" Yeah yeah."