Twilight Scene, President Obama, insane golf shot and funny atheists!
Sunday, April 5th, 2009 running time 13:39
Our videos this week think they're the most important thing in the universe! Whaaaa?
Well, you be the judge with this arsenal of funny videos featuring a punchy President, Team Edward, a crazy entreprenuer, Atheists, and a crazy hole-in-one golf shot!
Videos:
Highlights
Mike Wood
(
1:50, 1:50
)
Chuck Norris
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1:51, 1:51
)
United States
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0:44, 0:44
)
Netflix
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0:32, 9:56, 10:07, 10:10, 0:32, 9:56, 10:07, 10:10
)
Mike Wood
(
1:50, 1:50
)
Chuck Norris
(
1:51, 1:51
)
United States
(
0:44, 0:44
)
Netflix
(
0:32, 9:56, 10:07, 10:10, 0:32, 9:56, 10:07, 10:10
)
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" Okay this week's Digg -- is nothing short of ethnic. That's fast. That is the already have goose bumps in places I've never had these before. There Ralitsa. -- brought you back godaddy and Netflix. It's been unreal the Internet video about Internet videos and this week it seems like all the clips -- the most important thing numbers. Maybe the judge first ladies and gentlemen the president of the United States. America. Yeah days to come -- express -- outrage seems like the action is coming out of New York in the attorney general's office. It took -- days to come public with secretary Geithner and say look we're -- what it is took a couple of days because I like to know what I'm talking about before us that. Homes. Exactly what bush would have said right you know I am. When I speak. Like right now for example. So in my state of my state of the union our state must face the nation."
" Just like Obama. Let's look at the message board tea -- says Ed Henry was acting like a little weasel. Does that we do little face that you just feel like punching. Did real celebrity comparison here Ed Henry on -- now. Okay that's kind of a Weasley face that I just want to punch. Mike Wood Chuck Norris over here enemy of all weasels are I'm more -- that's our number one video of the week with over 7000 day exits. Did you know. It will blow you mind."
" And it just goes on and on with crippling -- but -- towards. People on the board were hot and cold on this thing great idea man says China's densely populated. -- smart jobs in technology are advancing the Internet as popular place to meet people. Yeah I -- And it happens throughout did you -- this video was more than hero. Look at what these people need is a new version of this thing with information that's more pertinent. Young sarcastic dudes and today. -- Mind blown yet. Well wait to see scream body in the worst product ever."
" Incidents. Right yeah. Yeah it's. Let saying he isn't quite as baseless."
" When he uses wouldn't. -- screen for. -- We have and how is she."
" And a she then goes on to describe the screen body technology and painfully boring detail. Suggesting that Kelly Dobson will probably be very successful marketing the screen body to anyone who ever has to spend time with Kelly Dobson. On the board and should be state game as this additional example of how bat (%expletive) crazy this film Arnett is."
" Me. High."
" You and if you wanted to make a website to show people how to make sweet love to hear a toaster. Get your domain to godaddy.com. Web hosting from godaddy.com includes 99 point 9% up time 24 sevenths support and free access to hosting connection. The place to install over thirty free applications sure to help you get the most from what you want from your hosting plan -- web site. Plus enter the code DGR one when you check out and save an additional 10% off your entire order. Some restrictions apply see site for details get your godaddy.com. And now for more world melting -- these are real quotes from fundamentalist Christians if atheist rule the world. Going home."
" Several million years for market and to a man. Oh wait that's right monkeys don't -- several million years."
" I'm sorry scientists have just shown that might -- me is more similar to humans and humans and so what evolution has been argued that humans evolved from mice. So. Atheist sun comes home with mom. I'm on. -- And the Senate probably something like imam I'm gonna go buck hooker. No problems on. Don't be home late. Oh I might be because I'm gonna go smoke pot with my friends since it's not addictive. Also find it means sun. And then that it is that would come home I'm -- day. Pregnant again. The -- that get another abortion. Since fetuses aren't actual human life. Oh no problem honey get as many as fortunate as -- like. Okay well all until the bedroom because there's two game and -- in there. Quick there's a Christian outside. All we were coming. And then they'd grab the black robes and there. What's it running to the street where Christian would probably be nailed to -- what it acts being burned at the stake. It's not a buy it it's in their hoods and robes because we're atheists and hypocritical. Like that because greatness. Scary as it."
" Path -- just became one huge pissing contest between satan is Jesus freaks and hippies on the message board. Then maybe jokes and who told them about our hoods and robes. Average digger wrote watching this video is a Christian was almost as painful as watching it Jonas Brothers concert. Yeah why do you care and super Bob. Careful what you ask for super Bob. I doubt any of you asked for this but anyway here's deleted."
" Heat you want so badly with congress and vampire. Thank you for your passion for I don't lose control pieces."
" Turn around my school campus it what you just evaluation. For part six is different. For him but cynics. Can control my prominent authors. I'm sorry I just don't get how that's different. How could you possibly understand mysteries."
" Yeah it. I'm not sure."
" Iraq. What a fool that was to believe he never let -- months of let me ask how many minutes Spain. I'll try Barack -- that he sat. Yet. I guess you're making the right choice."
" Didn't read it didn't see it Harry PEI all the way -- eight cartman 114 suggest they should have deleted the whole movie. But he still want to see it that that's gone Netflix today. But that lets you rent over 90000 titles online including lots of Blu-ray titles with free shipping both ways here home. And now I'm over forty shipping centers almost all deliveries happen in just one business day. Netflix plans start at 49 and a check it out at www.netflix.com/diggreel. -- is that promo code that. -- my ramblings about ridiculous Internet -- Now. I don't care much for golf. But this is probably about as epic -- this sport gets over 4700 Diggs it's one in A million shot keep your eye on the ball."
" This is fuzzy -- just a moment ago 173 yards sixty thought when making a whole lot happened on this day -- even par. Well -- back left it's hung up in the rough sense in and a -- there is it tough chip I think. Yes that if a way to your -- yeah have a great night."
" Okay."
" Okay."
" And I'm sorry at I don't know anything about the sport reasoning by the Zeller who will. So it's fun it's. Fun it. On the board who did you and bugged 2000 when he parade wing -- to this oddly similar clip. All it took a break here Jesus. -- was. And Franco link tested yet another one and a million shots. Here are one of those things."
" Is that takes killing a bird to make tennis watchable. Just getting those shortly -- may get extremely watchable. And we'll leave you with another bizarre phenomenon it's hoax site promising -- from computer screen gets one million hits. I'll see your screen ten but next week. Keep -- weasel."
" Do you want to gracing the -- I hope I'm Manny hasn't and I want to introduce huge computer -- Competed and the revolutionary new way to keep it can help -- and interactivity -- the I eat -- diet I'm relaxed and Penn State. Just got to compete at ten dot com you can have that just comes from holiday that point -- around -- different -- it -- it. Technological breakthrough enabled by connecting me allegedly involved in even GO PC. Into radiated -- to three BBC news. So go along and beat the -- believe. I don't -- can dot com and receive your free online travel section right here. And -- it can happen."
" Okay this week's Digg -- is nothing short of ethnic. That's fast. That is the already have goose bumps in places I've never had these before. There Ralitsa. -- brought you back godaddy and Netflix. It's been unreal the Internet video about Internet videos and this week it seems like all the clips -- the most important thing numbers. Maybe the judge first ladies and gentlemen the president of the United States. America. Yeah days to come -- express -- outrage seems like the action is coming out of New York in the attorney general's office. It took -- days to come public with secretary Geithner and say look we're -- what it is took a couple of days because I like to know what I'm talking about before us that. Homes. Exactly what bush would have said right you know I am. When I speak. Like right now for example. So in my state of my state of the union our state must face the nation."
" Just like Obama. Let's look at the message board tea -- says Ed Henry was acting like a little weasel. Does that we do little face that you just feel like punching. Did real celebrity comparison here Ed Henry on -- now. Okay that's kind of a Weasley face that I just want to punch. Mike Wood Chuck Norris over here enemy of all weasels are I'm more -- that's our number one video of the week with over 7000 day exits. Did you know. It will blow you mind."
" And it just goes on and on with crippling -- but -- towards. People on the board were hot and cold on this thing great idea man says China's densely populated. -- smart jobs in technology are advancing the Internet as popular place to meet people. Yeah I -- And it happens throughout did you -- this video was more than hero. Look at what these people need is a new version of this thing with information that's more pertinent. Young sarcastic dudes and today. -- Mind blown yet. Well wait to see scream body in the worst product ever."
" Incidents. Right yeah. Yeah it's. Let saying he isn't quite as baseless."
" When he uses wouldn't. -- screen for. -- We have and how is she."
" And a she then goes on to describe the screen body technology and painfully boring detail. Suggesting that Kelly Dobson will probably be very successful marketing the screen body to anyone who ever has to spend time with Kelly Dobson. On the board and should be state game as this additional example of how bat (%expletive) crazy this film Arnett is."
" Me. High."
" You and if you wanted to make a website to show people how to make sweet love to hear a toaster. Get your domain to godaddy.com. Web hosting from godaddy.com includes 99 point 9% up time 24 sevenths support and free access to hosting connection. The place to install over thirty free applications sure to help you get the most from what you want from your hosting plan -- web site. Plus enter the code DGR one when you check out and save an additional 10% off your entire order. Some restrictions apply see site for details get your godaddy.com. And now for more world melting -- these are real quotes from fundamentalist Christians if atheist rule the world. Going home."
" Several million years for market and to a man. Oh wait that's right monkeys don't -- several million years."
" I'm sorry scientists have just shown that might -- me is more similar to humans and humans and so what evolution has been argued that humans evolved from mice. So. Atheist sun comes home with mom. I'm on. -- And the Senate probably something like imam I'm gonna go buck hooker. No problems on. Don't be home late. Oh I might be because I'm gonna go smoke pot with my friends since it's not addictive. Also find it means sun. And then that it is that would come home I'm -- day. Pregnant again. The -- that get another abortion. Since fetuses aren't actual human life. Oh no problem honey get as many as fortunate as -- like. Okay well all until the bedroom because there's two game and -- in there. Quick there's a Christian outside. All we were coming. And then they'd grab the black robes and there. What's it running to the street where Christian would probably be nailed to -- what it acts being burned at the stake. It's not a buy it it's in their hoods and robes because we're atheists and hypocritical. Like that because greatness. Scary as it."
" Path -- just became one huge pissing contest between satan is Jesus freaks and hippies on the message board. Then maybe jokes and who told them about our hoods and robes. Average digger wrote watching this video is a Christian was almost as painful as watching it Jonas Brothers concert. Yeah why do you care and super Bob. Careful what you ask for super Bob. I doubt any of you asked for this but anyway here's deleted."
" Heat you want so badly with congress and vampire. Thank you for your passion for I don't lose control pieces."
" Turn around my school campus it what you just evaluation. For part six is different. For him but cynics. Can control my prominent authors. I'm sorry I just don't get how that's different. How could you possibly understand mysteries."
" Yeah it. I'm not sure."
" Iraq. What a fool that was to believe he never let -- months of let me ask how many minutes Spain. I'll try Barack -- that he sat. Yet. I guess you're making the right choice."
" Didn't read it didn't see it Harry PEI all the way -- eight cartman 114 suggest they should have deleted the whole movie. But he still want to see it that that's gone Netflix today. But that lets you rent over 90000 titles online including lots of Blu-ray titles with free shipping both ways here home. And now I'm over forty shipping centers almost all deliveries happen in just one business day. Netflix plans start at 49 and a check it out at www.netflix.com/diggreel. -- is that promo code that. -- my ramblings about ridiculous Internet -- Now. I don't care much for golf. But this is probably about as epic -- this sport gets over 4700 Diggs it's one in A million shot keep your eye on the ball."
" This is fuzzy -- just a moment ago 173 yards sixty thought when making a whole lot happened on this day -- even par. Well -- back left it's hung up in the rough sense in and a -- there is it tough chip I think. Yes that if a way to your -- yeah have a great night."
" Okay."
" Okay."
" And I'm sorry at I don't know anything about the sport reasoning by the Zeller who will. So it's fun it's. Fun it. On the board who did you and bugged 2000 when he parade wing -- to this oddly similar clip. All it took a break here Jesus. -- was. And Franco link tested yet another one and a million shots. Here are one of those things."
" Is that takes killing a bird to make tennis watchable. Just getting those shortly -- may get extremely watchable. And we'll leave you with another bizarre phenomenon it's hoax site promising -- from computer screen gets one million hits. I'll see your screen ten but next week. Keep -- weasel."
" Do you want to gracing the -- I hope I'm Manny hasn't and I want to introduce huge computer -- Competed and the revolutionary new way to keep it can help -- and interactivity -- the I eat -- diet I'm relaxed and Penn State. Just got to compete at ten dot com you can have that just comes from holiday that point -- around -- different -- it -- it. Technological breakthrough enabled by connecting me allegedly involved in even GO PC. Into radiated -- to three BBC news. So go along and beat the -- believe. I don't -- can dot com and receive your free online travel section right here. And -- it can happen."
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Started discussion: April 6, 2009 @ 9:31am GMT
Episode 65 -Twilight Scene, President Obama, insane golf shot and funny atheists! [Discussion]
Our videos this week think they're the most important thing in the universe! Whaaaa?
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MasterQ
8 months ago
13 minute show?
rikashay86
8 months ago
hey what is the name of the song playing through the intro? It sounds very epic.











