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Rants, Sleepwalking Dog, Colbert and Other Bizarro Videos!

Monday, March 9th, 2009 – running time 14:42
We have the top sizzling videos of the week, plus some funky green screen magic, a miniature Louis CK rant, and everyone's favorite sleepwalking dog!

Highlights
video games ( 6:24, 6:28, 6:24, 6:28 ) blood pressure ( 3:01, 3:01 ) John Dingell ( 12:24, 12:24 ) Wall Street ( 4:07, 4:07 ) video games ( 6:24, 6:28, 6:24, 6:28 ) blood pressure ( 3:01, 3:01 ) John Dingell ( 12:24, 12:24 ) Wall Street ( 4:07, 4:07 )

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" War. No you don't have to watch me dance this episode. -- you have to watch these guys stance. A little weird feeling about this one."

" But the real rub your -- square space and Netflix."

" Come as no real theme that tied together the bizarre and disturbing master about seeing some questions. I'm -- that video of the week with over 5800 days is everything amazing nobody is -- my --"

" Things like the foundations of capitalism are shattering -- we need that maybe we need some time where were walking around with a donkey with pots -- on the sides. Yeah just bring -- facts -- reality up because everything is amazing right now and nobody's happy like in my lifetime. The changes in the world have been incredible well as a -- we had a road refile them we had a -- but this the next two. -- wanted the high alert yes you did you good how primitive the -- sparks. In a coat and you actually would hate people who zeroes in the numbers because it was more. My god I got from zero through that guy like. And if if they call that you weren't home the -- which is weighing the lonely by itself. And then what you wanted money yet to go in the bank purpose that was open for like three hours and statewide race problem chat like an idiot. And then when he ran out of money you just go why can't do anymore things now. And -- access. Now we live in an in an amazing amazing world and it's wasted on build on the crap is generation of just spoiled idiots. They don't care because that's what people like never got their own good. Good. It won't. -- the second's. It's going this base. So -- can get back from space."

" Okay. Hello."

" I was on an airplane and there was Internet high speed Internet on the airplane against US thing that I know exists and I'm sitting on the plane they don't open up your laptop you can go on the Internet it's faster and I'm watching YouTube -- system on an airplane. And then it breaks down. And they apologized the -- now we're gonna -- next he does is -- Quick lead the world owes him something yeah even your own coexisted only ten seconds ago."

" Parent come time there not that that -- I mean."

" When technology doesn't work quite right for you you don't freak out and."

" Oh please hand now we president -- on purpose people just to test your reaction. Your blood pressure go up just a -- Are you mad at me. On the board -- in tiger Don complaints and -- took twenty seconds to load and -- sell says this the Louis CK I wish I had a pocket sized version of him to carry around with me to remind me to appreciate the world. That's funny I do have a pocket sized version of him. And yeah. --"

" want to -- constantly be like yeah. Watching on the computer here this that is pretty amazing yeah. But no balding -- about how long did the download. And print dot -- don't video -- the economy -- dirty and --"

" Let's stick with this famous people technology -- thing -- 600 things here is cold there dials up the 1997 and."

" There is good news to report out there Jim. Today the Dow and S&P 500 begin trading at levels we haven't seen it all. Twelve years Wall Street has turned the clock back in 1997. Flashing back to 1997. We went in 1997 guys. It's 9987."

" Okay. Oh what's that these don't come out until 1998. Well let's just say it helps that I'm a celebrity. In the future. So let's just just log on here to. Two AOL. And gets. -- jiggy wit it."

" yeah."

" Okay okay doing guy or -- Jimmy I can -- up on the big screen."

" No I don't know."

" God valid there."

" remember that rap. It's hard to imagine living like that now yeah wham wham man when I was a kid we didn't hand convenience martini. -- mania. -- Ferris wrote I remember ordering a 33 point three KPB's -- from Japan that here. I had the fastest connection in town people would come over just to check it out now I have bios and so does everyone else around. Nobody comes over anymore. Sad tired. And be clear when I think -- it's not an insult -- to work myself -- when nerds are my natural allies. Dorks are just nerds without the computer skills and whether you're dork nerd or just some bad -- happens -- video games we got a new -- one rent free it's called co -- It's all about video games and from the guys to buy in the one up video game show every week they're going to get a group video game journalists and developers to -- it. Tell every Tuesday -- Now about 3000 pictures on my favorites weatherman with green tie in front of green screen --"

" This is trying to make me for property and it's not going to have much luck doing so temperatures around the nation today are generally. Unique. -- We're back. It is being there on purpose I even bought the hotel can not belly up okay -- Hillary -- victory has been close to the program. I can't think. And the best thing. Can in his -- I think cars and -- talking about a -- Yeah. Court here in TV and it comes to this in the -- I think given the time -- for a change he see him Lynn and yourself 78. I'm very content and we again Carter who ran over us like. Leaving him and it remembers your Christmas Day now I understand I didn't think we're that close -- a short time I've got companies and it's not it's certainly get power back."

" Now on professional. But it was my ninth. As any of you on -- little hot today. The second just take this awful. Hey wait a minute that today green screen is fun time what you."

" The movie a."

" Invisible torso and then as I promised I wouldn't dance this show. But let me just bring us."

" Yeah blue man."

" Was -- DuPont who. Okay act but for -- had a bank a sponsor. We got a new one this week squires a base this one's really cool and it's for everyone nerds dorks computer literate people -- It's -- against -- me. If you're looking to build the blogger portfolio or any kind of web sites where space is the publishing system that can help you get it done he's he's back out. It's good for me because -- in any coding experience to do it. I give you the bank had a website at school and complex system that test sites you've ever seen. I want to square space dot com it's pretty amazed at the people using it -- and -- school. When he checked it out maturity of the promotional code dig real you'll get 10% off your subscription. And now back to embarrassing dance here is that road trip with over 4800 days."

" wait wasn't dad trying to bust in on this kid. What does he seems so surprised. Floating had messier again. We years that don't really know what goes on in that household. Or this household. Gallon -- and does this cotton hand media. Floating head feels weird even watching that. For going to get -- dirty daddy daughter action we have to watch a couple of these insurance commercials -- over 5200 digs here is don't judge too quickly. We won't."

" All right."

" We got here."

" I get it. Growth. An important paper door says considering America west is now out of business because that went so much money to bad credit -- They should have been a bit more judgmental. And instead of the Donner one was for sure the best I mean what's more embarrassing someone thinking of buying a prostitute or someone thinking your daughter is a prostitute. Answer. Actually getting a prostitute. Who is your daughter. And you're eating dog (%expletive). I'm really deep 14852001. Nikko. Gave us this wacky -- from Thailand and."

" Meaning of that. Maybe they don't let."

" No I didn't know probably going to be the day."

" Even got. Even heard him say not good -- who -- John Dingell. "

" Good -- you know with the with us now and flakes with. What you can rent over 90000 titles online including the Blu-ray titles for free shipping both ways -- home they now have over forty shipping centers almost all deliveries happened just one business day. The Netflix plans start at 499. As a new member you can get -- no risk two week free trial membership. Check it out at www. Netflix.com slash big real. And you know anyone around something as soon as this guy's not game time."

" That's great."

" Any time."

" Did you see that. His blue was then. -- That was excessive ping -- celebration with over 2400 -- on the board farmer -- says imagine when he loses his virginity. Okay."

" And that's been bigger -- thanks for watching my head and arms and collection of videos. -- to come back."

" War. No you don't have to watch me dance this episode. -- you have to watch these guys stance. A little weird feeling about this one."

" But the real rub your -- square space and Netflix."

" Come as no real theme that tied together the bizarre and disturbing master about seeing some questions. I'm -- that video of the week with over 5800 days is everything amazing nobody is -- my --"

" Things like the foundations of capitalism are shattering -- we need that maybe we need some time where were walking around with a donkey with pots -- on the sides. Yeah just bring -- facts -- reality up because everything is amazing right now and nobody's happy like in my lifetime. The changes in the world have been incredible well as a -- we had a road refile them we had a -- but this the next two. -- wanted the high alert yes you did you good how primitive the -- sparks. In a coat and you actually would hate people who zeroes in the numbers because it was more. My god I got from zero through that guy like. And if if they call that you weren't home the -- which is weighing the lonely by itself. And then what you wanted money yet to go in the bank purpose that was open for like three hours and statewide race problem chat like an idiot. And then when he ran out of money you just go why can't do anymore things now. And -- access. Now we live in an in an amazing amazing world and it's wasted on build on the crap is generation of just spoiled idiots. They don't care because that's what people like never got their own good. Good. It won't. -- the second's. It's going this base. So -- can get back from space."

" Okay. Hello."

" I was on an airplane and there was Internet high speed Internet on the airplane against US thing that I know exists and I'm sitting on the plane they don't open up your laptop you can go on the Internet it's faster and I'm watching YouTube -- system on an airplane. And then it breaks down. And they apologized the -- now we're gonna -- next he does is -- Quick lead the world owes him something yeah even your own coexisted only ten seconds ago."

" Parent come time there not that that -- I mean."

" When technology doesn't work quite right for you you don't freak out and."

" Oh please hand now we president -- on purpose people just to test your reaction. Your blood pressure go up just a -- Are you mad at me. On the board -- in tiger Don complaints and -- took twenty seconds to load and -- sell says this the Louis CK I wish I had a pocket sized version of him to carry around with me to remind me to appreciate the world. That's funny I do have a pocket sized version of him. And yeah. --"

" want to -- constantly be like yeah. Watching on the computer here this that is pretty amazing yeah. But no balding -- about how long did the download. And print dot -- don't video -- the economy -- dirty and --"

" Let's stick with this famous people technology -- thing -- 600 things here is cold there dials up the 1997 and."

" There is good news to report out there Jim. Today the Dow and S&P 500 begin trading at levels we haven't seen it all. Twelve years Wall Street has turned the clock back in 1997. Flashing back to 1997. We went in 1997 guys. It's 9987."

" Okay. Oh what's that these don't come out until 1998. Well let's just say it helps that I'm a celebrity. In the future. So let's just just log on here to. Two AOL. And gets. -- jiggy wit it."

" yeah."

" Okay okay doing guy or -- Jimmy I can -- up on the big screen."

" No I don't know."

" God valid there."

" remember that rap. It's hard to imagine living like that now yeah wham wham man when I was a kid we didn't hand convenience martini. -- mania. -- Ferris wrote I remember ordering a 33 point three KPB's -- from Japan that here. I had the fastest connection in town people would come over just to check it out now I have bios and so does everyone else around. Nobody comes over anymore. Sad tired. And be clear when I think -- it's not an insult -- to work myself -- when nerds are my natural allies. Dorks are just nerds without the computer skills and whether you're dork nerd or just some bad -- happens -- video games we got a new -- one rent free it's called co -- It's all about video games and from the guys to buy in the one up video game show every week they're going to get a group video game journalists and developers to -- it. Tell every Tuesday -- Now about 3000 pictures on my favorites weatherman with green tie in front of green screen --"

" This is trying to make me for property and it's not going to have much luck doing so temperatures around the nation today are generally. Unique. -- We're back. It is being there on purpose I even bought the hotel can not belly up okay -- Hillary -- victory has been close to the program. I can't think. And the best thing. Can in his -- I think cars and -- talking about a -- Yeah. Court here in TV and it comes to this in the -- I think given the time -- for a change he see him Lynn and yourself 78. I'm very content and we again Carter who ran over us like. Leaving him and it remembers your Christmas Day now I understand I didn't think we're that close -- a short time I've got companies and it's not it's certainly get power back."

" Now on professional. But it was my ninth. As any of you on -- little hot today. The second just take this awful. Hey wait a minute that today green screen is fun time what you."

" The movie a."

" Invisible torso and then as I promised I wouldn't dance this show. But let me just bring us."

" Yeah blue man."

" Was -- DuPont who. Okay act but for -- had a bank a sponsor. We got a new one this week squires a base this one's really cool and it's for everyone nerds dorks computer literate people -- It's -- against -- me. If you're looking to build the blogger portfolio or any kind of web sites where space is the publishing system that can help you get it done he's he's back out. It's good for me because -- in any coding experience to do it. I give you the bank had a website at school and complex system that test sites you've ever seen. I want to square space dot com it's pretty amazed at the people using it -- and -- school. When he checked it out maturity of the promotional code dig real you'll get 10% off your subscription. And now back to embarrassing dance here is that road trip with over 4800 days."

" wait wasn't dad trying to bust in on this kid. What does he seems so surprised. Floating had messier again. We years that don't really know what goes on in that household. Or this household. Gallon -- and does this cotton hand media. Floating head feels weird even watching that. For going to get -- dirty daddy daughter action we have to watch a couple of these insurance commercials -- over 5200 digs here is don't judge too quickly. We won't."

" All right."

" We got here."

" I get it. Growth. An important paper door says considering America west is now out of business because that went so much money to bad credit -- They should have been a bit more judgmental. And instead of the Donner one was for sure the best I mean what's more embarrassing someone thinking of buying a prostitute or someone thinking your daughter is a prostitute. Answer. Actually getting a prostitute. Who is your daughter. And you're eating dog (%expletive). I'm really deep 14852001. Nikko. Gave us this wacky -- from Thailand and."

" Meaning of that. Maybe they don't let."

" No I didn't know probably going to be the day."

" Even got. Even heard him say not good -- who -- John Dingell. "

" Good -- you know with the with us now and flakes with. What you can rent over 90000 titles online including the Blu-ray titles for free shipping both ways -- home they now have over forty shipping centers almost all deliveries happened just one business day. The Netflix plans start at 499. As a new member you can get -- no risk two week free trial membership. Check it out at www. Netflix.com slash big real. And you know anyone around something as soon as this guy's not game time."

" That's great."

" Any time."

" Did you see that. His blue was then. -- That was excessive ping -- celebration with over 2400 -- on the board farmer -- says imagine when he loses his virginity. Okay."

" And that's been bigger -- thanks for watching my head and arms and collection of videos. -- to come back."

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Started discussion: March 9, 2009 @ 8:18pm GMT

Episode 61 - Rants, Sleepwalking Dog, Colbert and Other Bizarro Videos! [Discussion]

We have the top sizzling videos of the week, plus some funky green screen magic, a miniature Louis CK rant, and everyone's favorite sleepwalking dog!

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rabidbadger
8 months ago
Funniest episode I seen yet. (I'm new to it, mighta been funnier earlier)

But seeing I got a crush on Andrews arms, then this was almost like porn for me.
Very funny. BTW has anyone done a remix of Colbert dancing yet? If so please post the link. ;p
Andrew Bancroft
8 months ago
haven't seen that YET... mayhaps we should do one. but we need to take at least one week off from 'men dancing.' just to keep it fresh.

and is there 'arm porn'? what am i saying, of course there is. and it sounds like i may have a future in it... score.
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