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" War."

" Hi welcome to the Internet -- never been here before -- it was the perfect crash course we've got hidden. Strippers. Dudes get hurt. Strippers get hurt. We'll make you LO well. Until you --"

" live -- your back GoDaddy. -- Netflix. I have Andrew and this is the big real today I'll be your professor for Internet 101. I know you're probably an expert on viral videos but this is about old lady out there who just log on for the first time. Her for that remote village in quad lock up -- had -- had that just got its first dial up connection. Here's what you've been missing elderly natives kittens munching beef take notes here's three cats -- states. And honestly they did this for over four hours people so we're -- just have to get back to these little guys. For now let's go to video message board for an amazing string of puns such as. The stakes in this but we're pretty high they definitely have a beef with each other. They will meet again and ponds like this are rare. Excuse me."

" Shoes. Great now something else that runs rampant on this Internet thing is homophobia and smoking. Campaign from the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention. Is already having a big impact on the way teens view smoking let's take a --"

" Are they smoking. Or are they."

" And joining us here in the studio this morning is the director of this new PSA campaign doctor Michael -- doctor thanks for stopping by today thanks for having me. Now I've seen a lot of antismoking ads that talk about the health risks that these are completely different yes we found those old tactics just one working because they weren't relevant to team that's exactly the -- talk to kids in their own language we're saying -- understand. If you choose to smoke people are gonna make fun of you for looking like we're really happy. -- are also pushing congress to replace the warnings on cigarette packages with more facts of what we'll look at that crowd -- got another PSA to show a clear. Don't be a flag it. Don't smoke well extraordinary work doctor hey -- Grand Slam work remains about teenage drinking that show how getting drunk leads to making out -- your same sex friends -- seatbelt ads that show how dangerous it is to be free to prance around like a -- inside the car great ideas wonder."

" Well now you gonna love -- our producers actually found some YouTube videos that showed just how effective your campaign's phone let's have a look. I mean I used but I didn't want -- and McCain Obama and Clinton I mean he's gay guys buying cigarettes but couldn't get -- she used and the key current. And it does look different. And watch them -- smoke because our black curtain and that's the main thing now I have to say these ads are geared toward."

" Boy I'll go to my girls oh yes we have a glossy magazine campaign for the girls of features ten. -- full page ads and smoke how well things can while driving a big -- smoking are working construction wonder. Doctor Michael -- thank you so much for joining us thank you. The current pound campaigns never gonna work on the message board iris. I wanna smoke a pack. I don't get offended and England and Ireland bagged just means cigarette smoking guys who have sex with other guys. Now this next comment was coming out of the blue what the thought is with these white T -- all over the Internet -- really noticed them in the last two or so months. And you know he's right. There have been a lot of these teeth whitening ads and it would be a topic we're discussing at the common Jersey username wasn't much more pressing issue. Stop -- rape. Things just got real series here on the big -- Let's lighten up which pole dancing fail. -- Can have a wide range of emotions here actually really feel bad for this girl and angry at the poll technician. And sympathetic for all the polls out there that can't stay up for a full stripper routine. On the board captain insanity defense and still be there rushed up pulled them -- And I know some of you probably wanna CV. Instant replay on this one so luckily we fired a familiar face to run our instant replays Casey."

" Food. -- and oh yeah and oh. I'm. Through you can -- and we don't. You know boom --"

" Awesome what's that you're not done watching people getting hurt. Okay then here's hidden camera prank goes very wrong."

" So -- is frank was just -- and throw a little green -- on a dude and then run away."

" Man I want to kick you when the throat. On the boards smashed castor says I didn't know French people really wore black and white horizontal striped shirts about that was just stereotype. It's good point had no reply that or there's a disturbingly high mine population and that all. I think one -- per -- the disturbingly hi Mon population personally. In the sixty base eight Q1 brings us back to the real issue here which. At least the guy with a -- base gets free healthcare. That sort of it and finally on this message board my favorite comment of the week big. I hope this story hits front page because I am drunk and I just wanna say that I love you all have a good one. It's adorable blog there. The perfect mix of sweet and sad. And for the perfect mix of off the -- hell yes check out godaddy.com."

" Reliable secure web hosting without the long term contract godaddy hosting plans are bigger and better than ever -- 99% up time -- 24 sevenths support and no annual commitment. Lets you enter the code DGR one when you check out you'll get. Percent off your entire order. Do that right now I won't be offended seriously thought the video right. But if that's your -- one at godaddy or 10% off and come back immediately because we've got more cattle and speak action right now yeah. Ha."

" Com. -- now here's something we see more and more of people videotaping while driving create. Here's getting past that 160 miles per hour. Again that other guy was going pretty fast but the message board just toward the videotape -- apart like crimson clarified 160 kilometers per hour equals 99 miles per hour. And is less -- who wrote. They do in the car with a video camera might wanna slow down and finding gas station cars on me and the low fuel light is on. And I David Tang who pointed out some of the guy just just in his pants. Yeah definitely gonna need some dashboard wipes to clean about -- and his tears. Now there's a morning news humor Glenn Beck is dealing cold bearish --"

" I gotta take a minute here to defend the mainstream media's favorite punching bag Glenn back. They are attacking the silver go for just three."

" He dominates the coveted demographic of eighteen to 49 year old voices in his head. Now it's probably fair to attack Glen for one he believes after all he's a public figure just like President Obama. A Kermit the Frog."

" Gee I wish we had a special interest or how can we don't have a lot Leo representing us what is going to be just lots of hope and change what she hoped to."

" Possibly see that you're working overtime trying to make things better it's -- year -- are gonna plan back dues."

" He's -- fear monger -- thousand voices. --"

" And now they're coming after -- for something much more important -- his beliefs. What -- believes is irrelevant. He is -- himself but he is not a journalist he's just a rodeo clown and if you believe what is says you're an idiot. It's itself proves that -- believes what he's ads. We really need to do to engage -- sincerity is to compare him to me. GM."

" Acorn and their powerful unions frenzied -- at the bargaining table and you don't you don't even know about. This shadowy group of community organizers. Is I'll tell -- something China has started buying up natural resources and I'll show you how that affects us tomorrow and -- your kids should start learning to speak. Mandarin people of America we have got to stop China. Economically militarily technologically they're catching up on this little. Did Chuck Norris --"

" Nor is how are you -- job I'm doing great. I'm turning into a -- can televangelists and they're all."

" And made me it's. Like little."

" On the board workers or seven cents like a back things Kermit the Frog is the one who's always criticizing him. I can actually sympathize back I've gotten a number of death threats from that -- Not to mention a number of seriously sexually perverse letters from one Miss -- I've also gotten a lot of ideas for what to do what our 100 episode of if you. Since then -- the big real at revision3.com. Now onto our movie news not sure you've seen a special effects heavy trailer for 2012. And the the world well someone that is the favor of taking out all the facts that we can focus on the brilliant writing. And much effort cameo by special friend."

" Listen to me."

" California is going down some government just -- Now that I'm gonna."

" And seems to me that list is well."

" Okay."

" My job."

" Oh yeah. -- and I have no."

" Looks like a live action sequel for cloudy with a chance of meatballs on the board for an Iraqi says Christ that movie looks like it's going to -- Well lucky for you Netflix has over 90000 titles but don't -- and you can -- them all online -- free shipping both ways your home."

" Netflix has over forty shipping centers almost all deliveries happen in just one business day. The Netflix plans start at 499 and as a new member you can get -- no risk two week free trial membership check it out at www. Netflix.com slash games we. Part of that you want real."

" And what's. But these are still doing what I hope. I don't -- red meat but it's the -- it's. Hankering to -- it just -- Our last video is apparently a real answering machine message from a school in Australia that's getting sued by teachers who want their kids to get better grades or. And I don't really believe any of that but it's still -- a list."

" I do you have reached the automated -- says this at your school. In order to -- connecting to the right staff members to get this until only options before making a selection. To lie about why your child absent press one of to make excuses away -- child did not do his homework pressed to to complain about what we do -- very. To swear that's staff members press pool. Thought what you didn't get information. But has already beating Clinton is genuine -- lesser -- several one has to be mailed to you press five if you wanted to raise your child print it. If you want to reach out and touch flat or can someone. Press seven for request and a teacher for the third time this year prince eight to complain about bus transportation. Press nine to complain about school lunches -- here. If you realize this is the real world and your child must be accountable and responsible for his or her and behavior classless and we'll work and that it's not the teachers Ford Field trials lack of effort. Packed up and have and I didn't if you want it in another language moved to a country that's because it. Thank you for your interest in complicated page."

" come here that's real or not Australia and you know. Can rebuild comments to wait all you do it for six and they raise your child for you now that's service and that's the end of this degree -- thanks for watching. I'll see you next week. --"

" War."

" Hi welcome to the Internet -- never been here before -- it was the perfect crash course we've got hidden. Strippers. Dudes get hurt. Strippers get hurt. We'll make you LO well. Until you --"

" live -- your back GoDaddy. -- Netflix. I have Andrew and this is the big real today I'll be your professor for Internet 101. I know you're probably an expert on viral videos but this is about old lady out there who just log on for the first time. Her for that remote village in quad lock up -- had -- had that just got its first dial up connection. Here's what you've been missing elderly natives kittens munching beef take notes here's three cats -- states. And honestly they did this for over four hours people so we're -- just have to get back to these little guys. For now let's go to video message board for an amazing string of puns such as. The stakes in this but we're pretty high they definitely have a beef with each other. They will meet again and ponds like this are rare. Excuse me."

" Shoes. Great now something else that runs rampant on this Internet thing is homophobia and smoking. Campaign from the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention. Is already having a big impact on the way teens view smoking let's take a --"

" Are they smoking. Or are they."

" And joining us here in the studio this morning is the director of this new PSA campaign doctor Michael -- doctor thanks for stopping by today thanks for having me. Now I've seen a lot of antismoking ads that talk about the health risks that these are completely different yes we found those old tactics just one working because they weren't relevant to team that's exactly the -- talk to kids in their own language we're saying -- understand. If you choose to smoke people are gonna make fun of you for looking like we're really happy. -- are also pushing congress to replace the warnings on cigarette packages with more facts of what we'll look at that crowd -- got another PSA to show a clear. Don't be a flag it. Don't smoke well extraordinary work doctor hey -- Grand Slam work remains about teenage drinking that show how getting drunk leads to making out -- your same sex friends -- seatbelt ads that show how dangerous it is to be free to prance around like a -- inside the car great ideas wonder."

" Well now you gonna love -- our producers actually found some YouTube videos that showed just how effective your campaign's phone let's have a look. I mean I used but I didn't want -- and McCain Obama and Clinton I mean he's gay guys buying cigarettes but couldn't get -- she used and the key current. And it does look different. And watch them -- smoke because our black curtain and that's the main thing now I have to say these ads are geared toward."

" Boy I'll go to my girls oh yes we have a glossy magazine campaign for the girls of features ten. -- full page ads and smoke how well things can while driving a big -- smoking are working construction wonder. Doctor Michael -- thank you so much for joining us thank you. The current pound campaigns never gonna work on the message board iris. I wanna smoke a pack. I don't get offended and England and Ireland bagged just means cigarette smoking guys who have sex with other guys. Now this next comment was coming out of the blue what the thought is with these white T -- all over the Internet -- really noticed them in the last two or so months. And you know he's right. There have been a lot of these teeth whitening ads and it would be a topic we're discussing at the common Jersey username wasn't much more pressing issue. Stop -- rape. Things just got real series here on the big -- Let's lighten up which pole dancing fail. -- Can have a wide range of emotions here actually really feel bad for this girl and angry at the poll technician. And sympathetic for all the polls out there that can't stay up for a full stripper routine. On the board captain insanity defense and still be there rushed up pulled them -- And I know some of you probably wanna CV. Instant replay on this one so luckily we fired a familiar face to run our instant replays Casey."

" Food. -- and oh yeah and oh. I'm. Through you can -- and we don't. You know boom --"

" Awesome what's that you're not done watching people getting hurt. Okay then here's hidden camera prank goes very wrong."

" So -- is frank was just -- and throw a little green -- on a dude and then run away."

" Man I want to kick you when the throat. On the boards smashed castor says I didn't know French people really wore black and white horizontal striped shirts about that was just stereotype. It's good point had no reply that or there's a disturbingly high mine population and that all. I think one -- per -- the disturbingly hi Mon population personally. In the sixty base eight Q1 brings us back to the real issue here which. At least the guy with a -- base gets free healthcare. That sort of it and finally on this message board my favorite comment of the week big. I hope this story hits front page because I am drunk and I just wanna say that I love you all have a good one. It's adorable blog there. The perfect mix of sweet and sad. And for the perfect mix of off the -- hell yes check out godaddy.com."

" Reliable secure web hosting without the long term contract godaddy hosting plans are bigger and better than ever -- 99% up time -- 24 sevenths support and no annual commitment. Lets you enter the code DGR one when you check out you'll get. Percent off your entire order. Do that right now I won't be offended seriously thought the video right. But if that's your -- one at godaddy or 10% off and come back immediately because we've got more cattle and speak action right now yeah. Ha."

" Com. -- now here's something we see more and more of people videotaping while driving create. Here's getting past that 160 miles per hour. Again that other guy was going pretty fast but the message board just toward the videotape -- apart like crimson clarified 160 kilometers per hour equals 99 miles per hour. And is less -- who wrote. They do in the car with a video camera might wanna slow down and finding gas station cars on me and the low fuel light is on. And I David Tang who pointed out some of the guy just just in his pants. Yeah definitely gonna need some dashboard wipes to clean about -- and his tears. Now there's a morning news humor Glenn Beck is dealing cold bearish --"

" I gotta take a minute here to defend the mainstream media's favorite punching bag Glenn back. They are attacking the silver go for just three."

" He dominates the coveted demographic of eighteen to 49 year old voices in his head. Now it's probably fair to attack Glen for one he believes after all he's a public figure just like President Obama. A Kermit the Frog."

" Gee I wish we had a special interest or how can we don't have a lot Leo representing us what is going to be just lots of hope and change what she hoped to."

" Possibly see that you're working overtime trying to make things better it's -- year -- are gonna plan back dues."

" He's -- fear monger -- thousand voices. --"

" And now they're coming after -- for something much more important -- his beliefs. What -- believes is irrelevant. He is -- himself but he is not a journalist he's just a rodeo clown and if you believe what is says you're an idiot. It's itself proves that -- believes what he's ads. We really need to do to engage -- sincerity is to compare him to me. GM."

" Acorn and their powerful unions frenzied -- at the bargaining table and you don't you don't even know about. This shadowy group of community organizers. Is I'll tell -- something China has started buying up natural resources and I'll show you how that affects us tomorrow and -- your kids should start learning to speak. Mandarin people of America we have got to stop China. Economically militarily technologically they're catching up on this little. Did Chuck Norris --"

" Nor is how are you -- job I'm doing great. I'm turning into a -- can televangelists and they're all."

" And made me it's. Like little."

" On the board workers or seven cents like a back things Kermit the Frog is the one who's always criticizing him. I can actually sympathize back I've gotten a number of death threats from that -- Not to mention a number of seriously sexually perverse letters from one Miss -- I've also gotten a lot of ideas for what to do what our 100 episode of if you. Since then -- the big real at revision3.com. Now onto our movie news not sure you've seen a special effects heavy trailer for 2012. And the the world well someone that is the favor of taking out all the facts that we can focus on the brilliant writing. And much effort cameo by special friend."

" Listen to me."

" California is going down some government just -- Now that I'm gonna."

" And seems to me that list is well."

" Okay."

" My job."

" Oh yeah. -- and I have no."

" Looks like a live action sequel for cloudy with a chance of meatballs on the board for an Iraqi says Christ that movie looks like it's going to -- Well lucky for you Netflix has over 90000 titles but don't -- and you can -- them all online -- free shipping both ways your home."

" Netflix has over forty shipping centers almost all deliveries happen in just one business day. The Netflix plans start at 499 and as a new member you can get -- no risk two week free trial membership check it out at www. Netflix.com slash games we. Part of that you want real."

" And what's. But these are still doing what I hope. I don't -- red meat but it's the -- it's. Hankering to -- it just -- Our last video is apparently a real answering machine message from a school in Australia that's getting sued by teachers who want their kids to get better grades or. And I don't really believe any of that but it's still -- a list."

" I do you have reached the automated -- says this at your school. In order to -- connecting to the right staff members to get this until only options before making a selection. To lie about why your child absent press one of to make excuses away -- child did not do his homework pressed to to complain about what we do -- very. To swear that's staff members press pool. Thought what you didn't get information. But has already beating Clinton is genuine -- lesser -- several one has to be mailed to you press five if you wanted to raise your child print it. If you want to reach out and touch flat or can someone. Press seven for request and a teacher for the third time this year prince eight to complain about bus transportation. Press nine to complain about school lunches -- here. If you realize this is the real world and your child must be accountable and responsible for his or her and behavior classless and we'll work and that it's not the teachers Ford Field trials lack of effort. Packed up and have and I didn't if you want it in another language moved to a country that's because it. Thank you for your interest in complicated page."

" come here that's real or not Australia and you know. Can rebuild comments to wait all you do it for six and they raise your child for you now that's service and that's the end of this degree -- thanks for watching. I'll see you next week. --"