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The Smartest Videos on the Planet!

Monday, January 19th, 2009 – running time 19:22
Welcome to the "Intellectual Reel"! This week we have the top videos that test your wits as we debate Ann Coulter, perform eye surgery, and astutely challenge a parking ticket!

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Netflix ( 0:05, 9:20, 9:21, 9:31, 9:39, 9:43, 0:05, 9:20, 9:21, 9:31, 9:39, 9:43 ) water park ( 8:56, 8:56 ) Blu-ray ( 9:24, 9:24 ) onscreen ( 15:43, 15:43 ) Netflix ( 0:05, 9:20, 9:21, 9:31, 9:39, 9:43, 0:05, 9:20, 9:21, 9:31, 9:39, 9:43 ) water park ( 8:56, 8:56 ) Blu-ray ( 9:24, 9:24 ) onscreen ( 15:43, 15:43 )

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" War."

" It's -- brought to you by GoDaddy and Netflix. Yet. Hello there welcome to the big real usually a pervert collection of bill that we hide from our moms and parole officers. But this week. We're putting the fifth and sophistication. So welcome to be intellectual real. Momma. But first the highbrow discussion of partisan politics for over 3800 digs at senator Al Franken pounds and Coulter. Didn't."

" Approaching it would be who who could have changed history in a very important way."

" I would want to be FDR. So that I could not introduce the new deal."

" I would be Hitler."

" Another another popular favorite wow you know. You get the call off the new deal I'd like to call off the Holocaust. You know World War II. The orange will."

" But I'd keep the Volkswagen. Yes. Quite I believe he schooled her butt home. Not sure that it's there I mean has the word home lost on meaning few people. And there are plenty of intelligent comments on the board but will read these ones logic six says I would be George HW bush and get a vasectomy at the age of 21. And you live in -- gave us this Jim."

" We weren't what I want (%expletive) that comes out -- the anti war protesters. Candidate used to be. One of our most well most loyal friends and vice versa and essentially to Vietnam was Vietnam. Let's containable and more -- them actually Canada and the interest of Vietnam. I don't think that's candidate not send troops to Vietnam and China."

" Now Canada took Second World War course Koreans. Yes I Vietnam Iran now it took a pass on Vietnam I think you're wrong now Australia was there Canada I think Canada's central."

" On that acting okay."

" Can't wait a minute. You know I've got that sounded familiar -- I'll try to fight just them you know bring into the finally things -- comments if I ever ran into and Coulter ride kickers square in the balls. Big stinky. Have the voice of reason now to the medical profession we can all learn something from my laser eye surgery. Slightly graphic. Oh my god up. I'm sorry that was labeled slightly graphic compared to that two girls one cup is slightly graphic. I was Obama nightmare. Titanium ten says up next my eyes circumcision. And speaking of circumcision crisp or eighty gave us this."

" This Sunday Sunday as -- very. Okay place and -- senators will heal your tires -- for your favorite laser eye surgery 500 dollars 700 dollars. Thousand dollars. Dollars doctor -- you don't see you fully licensed Foley story can only Jewish. So come on down the -- drugs -- on this Sunday Sunday."

" lithium queried it was back about getting can opener and as I to a Zoete man replied it's called micro carrots home. If that thing that cut that thin flap of the cornea strange name but it does the job. The job of -- opening your -- eyeball. And speaking of eyeballs here's a brand new world that we were totally looks like dot com. Full of hilarious double gang bangers have checked it out that you want to create a genius -- like this first up is GoDaddy got got. GoDaddy -- it's easy to customize your own virtual dedicated server. She is one of three popular plans or select your own Linux or windows server with all the plan options you need. Godaddy.com. Has dot com names that CA -- dot TV names. Don't forget to end of the code DGR one when you check out and you'll save 10% off your entire order check him out. Now our next topic of discourse is physics a handful of Nobel prize worthy engineers have created -- better. Crazy three story backyard water slide was sixteen foot job."

" Really really -- Take a virtual -- that about a guy who knew him."

" now I know your mind -- like mine and we were all waiting. Craving to see one of those guys -- don't -- So I watched the full length version of the video and found this. -- I don't know blood and -- but I figured lay sick -- surgeries and a bar material for one show el diablo 67 he says that the this homemade -- looks more fun. Arafat. And if that's not genius then I don't know the definition of the word genius. And I don't. At the water fight with too much of -- do best for you let's meet some of the fabulous women of physics the over 2000 days it's twelve girls one -- French answered a Japanese game -- Yeah. Yeah."

" The actor -- don't. Yeah."

" Just keeps going and going. -- trying to do. Certainly it ha ha stamping their picky. -- on that he. And he's and then begs Disneyland all the that the tank top ladies magic key dungeon over the frat boys -- water park any day. -- VA says swing."

" You know you don't get past hurts strange you know because your monthly premium stereo on June 25 go to the --"

" And barracks -- of the comments I'd like to put my penis in their vagina is if you know what I mean. I do you know what you mean barracks you mean you spend a lot of time at home watching movies by yourself good thing Europe Netflix. What Netflix you can read over 90000 titles online including lots -- Blu-ray titles with free shipping both ways your homes they have over forty shipping centers on the stalled deliveries happening just one business day. The Netflix plans start at 499 as a new member you can get to know his two week free trial membership check it out at www. Netflix.com slash. -- real and hey. You know and have to watch Netflix movies at the dig real make it anymore because the revision to restore have clothes for you. There isn't there are now dirty."

" May have been all good the good. About a."

" We've got shirts sweat shirts and other shirts hats and don't know clean -- good thanks man so."

" I then get defense off."

" There's not enough room in my understandable will always does -- why didn't invent things all the outward -- half the frog. Isn't -- com slash buys something bring your favorite form. I've been diagnosed with a rare case that this particular pocket yeah but I'm allergic to your grandmother."

" That's part. Holy balls. You can still watch this -- make it if you want. If your cubicle. And now back to add to McCain should let them to the world the fine dining with well. 1980s when -- training video."

" would -- really really cool. But first before you get that you don't like your real dad. -- battle Clinton even engine gets ready to go now these -- little -- to hold the line got. Like women now. You ready. Yeah. You gotta -- this song was okay."

" It's. Now being released do you know when we're."

" Solid top of the meat you can get the turn. Expect to read me."

" Now why do let them into."

" Because we didn't. We want to -- being. There's even mean like what I think women need ring no longer Iraq. --"

" Dave Thomas was the show ignite a fat through you all. On the board Jose Pablo says don't copy that floppy."

" Applicant is and -- copied it can't -- this can be. No. --"

" You knew that they don't come."

" Wait a minute."

" I don't break this down for you now. Betty -- Omaha Oregon trail after badly about that all gonna better help not because we wanted I think. The benefit of the vote while making it. The April 11 overall. To bring -- the street campaign signaled by. Program follow -- pulling -- on Pluto would become but he got. Good life but -- we've got."

" Well got to do -- open computer. To -- yeah."

" Just don't stop the Letterman may. So let them with the most -- video of the week by far the most enlightening. With almost 7000 -- professor miffed at -- city breaks it down diagrams about what my. --"

" We have also seen up we got coffee shop with will be representative Bob does coffee make it clean up. -- screen -- be represented by an ice cream sandwich into rap solo which is this tool we've representative Bob rock they -- and let them. Now basically what happened was so. -- an estimate is that all op cabinet Leon boot up and I also. Okay boulder was Clark also you see this privacy it was like I. Hope. I can't even really apartment where but let's going EA didn't miss this brother in. Bryant not come -- all the left. And I liked it so much this bank was the -- like this. Perfectly legal or pop music but it -- get out his -- those seven billion that I had to get tested -- So -- backed out. And that's similarly delusional display okayed best little -- Popped open G offering him I have to ask freedom. Okay so desperate to do what they can probably -- is -- about his first -- did not. That's the case you know there -- kids -- can't. I'll miss the ball at the -- city AKA the good book. And I like to call it that you know content sometimes okay checked the similar. Okay on what this is an -- so they're not taking these guys who shot you know much about their business and that's a good onscreen. Alphabetizing my I have on here. And and that might not labels on my screen -- and -- Soviet. Top right he'll cut in the intense lights -- he was silent -- and only as it goes on earth."

" Oh wait no it is actually remorseful call. Them. Well. Hey -- the."

" Well that Obama hold buying going or you don't think. Okay -- no -- would not that I but let's not. So cop yeah nonstop. And you can get back up like. I'm home and act in it and failed in order to score tough stand up got -- break the playing golf I mean this is like bursting goal right here. That's a little. Then it really India Eagles Jimmy not a look at -- is people bargain here today accident -- ma ma but I was like we'll see. Is a mother's legs broken model -- And -- Your life so you can bet he is guilty. Smoke along this route had a dollar handicapped now as a handicapped people I -- you not like the Baby -- had no public spaces. Right old dog need to do deserve you go to a lot of seats but -- don't -- above the handicap spots we're not enough people want his number he's. You'll see apostle and even in the county got about -- on -- dollar -- because -- when it came back to -- has probably handicapped people and dad home -- six and you don't sit at the best."

" You know. What do you honestly it is negative and don't."

" My new hero sorry days on day mr. Shia city for the win on the board monument man says anybody else think that this guy deserves his own show. -- and back mr. Shia city if you are ever ever amber available to join us on the dig real. Pass -- so -- that I will save up some money and pay for your parking ticket. And -- you right now speaking of guest -- I will be out of the country for the next few weeks that case but never fear we have some amazing -- to fill in the rumor is. In this mentions -- be coming by the studio. How about that Apple's -- to -- to remote is I'll be back in February to continue annoying flash accusing him."

" Band game. And things."

" Don't we just don't stop and."

" So let's -- with the most -- video of the week by far the most enlightening with almost 7008. Hey dad. Let's do that -- by far the most enlightening with overvotes. I don't know what's going to. -- this is that paragraph. I'm. Sorry that was labeled slightly graphic compared to bad -- girls one cup is slightly graphic."

" War."

" It's -- brought to you by GoDaddy and Netflix. Yet. Hello there welcome to the big real usually a pervert collection of bill that we hide from our moms and parole officers. But this week. We're putting the fifth and sophistication. So welcome to be intellectual real. Momma. But first the highbrow discussion of partisan politics for over 3800 digs at senator Al Franken pounds and Coulter. Didn't."

" Approaching it would be who who could have changed history in a very important way."

" I would want to be FDR. So that I could not introduce the new deal."

" I would be Hitler."

" Another another popular favorite wow you know. You get the call off the new deal I'd like to call off the Holocaust. You know World War II. The orange will."

" But I'd keep the Volkswagen. Yes. Quite I believe he schooled her butt home. Not sure that it's there I mean has the word home lost on meaning few people. And there are plenty of intelligent comments on the board but will read these ones logic six says I would be George HW bush and get a vasectomy at the age of 21. And you live in -- gave us this Jim."

" We weren't what I want (%expletive) that comes out -- the anti war protesters. Candidate used to be. One of our most well most loyal friends and vice versa and essentially to Vietnam was Vietnam. Let's containable and more -- them actually Canada and the interest of Vietnam. I don't think that's candidate not send troops to Vietnam and China."

" Now Canada took Second World War course Koreans. Yes I Vietnam Iran now it took a pass on Vietnam I think you're wrong now Australia was there Canada I think Canada's central."

" On that acting okay."

" Can't wait a minute. You know I've got that sounded familiar -- I'll try to fight just them you know bring into the finally things -- comments if I ever ran into and Coulter ride kickers square in the balls. Big stinky. Have the voice of reason now to the medical profession we can all learn something from my laser eye surgery. Slightly graphic. Oh my god up. I'm sorry that was labeled slightly graphic compared to that two girls one cup is slightly graphic. I was Obama nightmare. Titanium ten says up next my eyes circumcision. And speaking of circumcision crisp or eighty gave us this."

" This Sunday Sunday as -- very. Okay place and -- senators will heal your tires -- for your favorite laser eye surgery 500 dollars 700 dollars. Thousand dollars. Dollars doctor -- you don't see you fully licensed Foley story can only Jewish. So come on down the -- drugs -- on this Sunday Sunday."

" lithium queried it was back about getting can opener and as I to a Zoete man replied it's called micro carrots home. If that thing that cut that thin flap of the cornea strange name but it does the job. The job of -- opening your -- eyeball. And speaking of eyeballs here's a brand new world that we were totally looks like dot com. Full of hilarious double gang bangers have checked it out that you want to create a genius -- like this first up is GoDaddy got got. GoDaddy -- it's easy to customize your own virtual dedicated server. She is one of three popular plans or select your own Linux or windows server with all the plan options you need. Godaddy.com. Has dot com names that CA -- dot TV names. Don't forget to end of the code DGR one when you check out and you'll save 10% off your entire order check him out. Now our next topic of discourse is physics a handful of Nobel prize worthy engineers have created -- better. Crazy three story backyard water slide was sixteen foot job."

" Really really -- Take a virtual -- that about a guy who knew him."

" now I know your mind -- like mine and we were all waiting. Craving to see one of those guys -- don't -- So I watched the full length version of the video and found this. -- I don't know blood and -- but I figured lay sick -- surgeries and a bar material for one show el diablo 67 he says that the this homemade -- looks more fun. Arafat. And if that's not genius then I don't know the definition of the word genius. And I don't. At the water fight with too much of -- do best for you let's meet some of the fabulous women of physics the over 2000 days it's twelve girls one -- French answered a Japanese game -- Yeah. Yeah."

" The actor -- don't. Yeah."

" Just keeps going and going. -- trying to do. Certainly it ha ha stamping their picky. -- on that he. And he's and then begs Disneyland all the that the tank top ladies magic key dungeon over the frat boys -- water park any day. -- VA says swing."

" You know you don't get past hurts strange you know because your monthly premium stereo on June 25 go to the --"

" And barracks -- of the comments I'd like to put my penis in their vagina is if you know what I mean. I do you know what you mean barracks you mean you spend a lot of time at home watching movies by yourself good thing Europe Netflix. What Netflix you can read over 90000 titles online including lots -- Blu-ray titles with free shipping both ways your homes they have over forty shipping centers on the stalled deliveries happening just one business day. The Netflix plans start at 499 as a new member you can get to know his two week free trial membership check it out at www. Netflix.com slash. -- real and hey. You know and have to watch Netflix movies at the dig real make it anymore because the revision to restore have clothes for you. There isn't there are now dirty."

" May have been all good the good. About a."

" We've got shirts sweat shirts and other shirts hats and don't know clean -- good thanks man so."

" I then get defense off."

" There's not enough room in my understandable will always does -- why didn't invent things all the outward -- half the frog. Isn't -- com slash buys something bring your favorite form. I've been diagnosed with a rare case that this particular pocket yeah but I'm allergic to your grandmother."

" That's part. Holy balls. You can still watch this -- make it if you want. If your cubicle. And now back to add to McCain should let them to the world the fine dining with well. 1980s when -- training video."

" would -- really really cool. But first before you get that you don't like your real dad. -- battle Clinton even engine gets ready to go now these -- little -- to hold the line got. Like women now. You ready. Yeah. You gotta -- this song was okay."

" It's. Now being released do you know when we're."

" Solid top of the meat you can get the turn. Expect to read me."

" Now why do let them into."

" Because we didn't. We want to -- being. There's even mean like what I think women need ring no longer Iraq. --"

" Dave Thomas was the show ignite a fat through you all. On the board Jose Pablo says don't copy that floppy."

" Applicant is and -- copied it can't -- this can be. No. --"

" You knew that they don't come."

" Wait a minute."

" I don't break this down for you now. Betty -- Omaha Oregon trail after badly about that all gonna better help not because we wanted I think. The benefit of the vote while making it. The April 11 overall. To bring -- the street campaign signaled by. Program follow -- pulling -- on Pluto would become but he got. Good life but -- we've got."

" Well got to do -- open computer. To -- yeah."

" Just don't stop the Letterman may. So let them with the most -- video of the week by far the most enlightening. With almost 7000 -- professor miffed at -- city breaks it down diagrams about what my. --"

" We have also seen up we got coffee shop with will be representative Bob does coffee make it clean up. -- screen -- be represented by an ice cream sandwich into rap solo which is this tool we've representative Bob rock they -- and let them. Now basically what happened was so. -- an estimate is that all op cabinet Leon boot up and I also. Okay boulder was Clark also you see this privacy it was like I. Hope. I can't even really apartment where but let's going EA didn't miss this brother in. Bryant not come -- all the left. And I liked it so much this bank was the -- like this. Perfectly legal or pop music but it -- get out his -- those seven billion that I had to get tested -- So -- backed out. And that's similarly delusional display okayed best little -- Popped open G offering him I have to ask freedom. Okay so desperate to do what they can probably -- is -- about his first -- did not. That's the case you know there -- kids -- can't. I'll miss the ball at the -- city AKA the good book. And I like to call it that you know content sometimes okay checked the similar. Okay on what this is an -- so they're not taking these guys who shot you know much about their business and that's a good onscreen. Alphabetizing my I have on here. And and that might not labels on my screen -- and -- Soviet. Top right he'll cut in the intense lights -- he was silent -- and only as it goes on earth."

" Oh wait no it is actually remorseful call. Them. Well. Hey -- the."

" Well that Obama hold buying going or you don't think. Okay -- no -- would not that I but let's not. So cop yeah nonstop. And you can get back up like. I'm home and act in it and failed in order to score tough stand up got -- break the playing golf I mean this is like bursting goal right here. That's a little. Then it really India Eagles Jimmy not a look at -- is people bargain here today accident -- ma ma but I was like we'll see. Is a mother's legs broken model -- And -- Your life so you can bet he is guilty. Smoke along this route had a dollar handicapped now as a handicapped people I -- you not like the Baby -- had no public spaces. Right old dog need to do deserve you go to a lot of seats but -- don't -- above the handicap spots we're not enough people want his number he's. You'll see apostle and even in the county got about -- on -- dollar -- because -- when it came back to -- has probably handicapped people and dad home -- six and you don't sit at the best."

" You know. What do you honestly it is negative and don't."

" My new hero sorry days on day mr. Shia city for the win on the board monument man says anybody else think that this guy deserves his own show. -- and back mr. Shia city if you are ever ever amber available to join us on the dig real. Pass -- so -- that I will save up some money and pay for your parking ticket. And -- you right now speaking of guest -- I will be out of the country for the next few weeks that case but never fear we have some amazing -- to fill in the rumor is. In this mentions -- be coming by the studio. How about that Apple's -- to -- to remote is I'll be back in February to continue annoying flash accusing him."

" Band game. And things."

" Don't we just don't stop and."

" So let's -- with the most -- video of the week by far the most enlightening with almost 7008. Hey dad. Let's do that -- by far the most enlightening with overvotes. I don't know what's going to. -- this is that paragraph. I'm. Sorry that was labeled slightly graphic compared to bad -- girls one cup is slightly graphic."

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Started discussion: January 19, 2009 @ 1:07pm GMT

Episode 54 - The Smartest Videos on the Planet! [Discussion]

Welcome to the "Intellectual Reel"! This week we have the top videos that test your wits as we debate Ann Coulter, perform eye surgery, and astutely challenge a parking ticket!

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Asystole
10 months ago
Kevin Rose presenting the Digg Reel? You guys just blew my mind.
ARedpath
10 months ago
Forget Kevin Rose, Sarah Lane is goin to be on. Thats Sarah Lane who was fired by Revision 3.
Zeppoleon
10 months ago
Aww, It wont be the same with Andy's drĂ´le humor. But it will definitely be interesting!
Will_Stutler
10 months ago
heck yeah, Kevin Rose and Sarah Lane
Johndoeben
10 months ago
i like apples ... mostly
comeoneileen
10 months ago

Clarification

Hey everyone,

I just want to clarify:

Kevin Rose is hosting next week's show (with special guest Martin Sargent!) - release date: Jan. 26th.

Sarah Lane will host (solo) the week after - release date: Feb. 2nd.

Andrew will be back for the Feb. 9th show.

Sorry if we were unclear on the announcement at the end of the show.
nextgenxbox
10 months ago
Kevin, Marty and Sarah... awesome!

Although I will miss Andrew. At least you got some good guest hosts!
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