Drunk Monkeys, Hip Hop Kids, reading while driving and more with guest host Martin Sargent!
Sunday, September 13th, 2009 running time 12:42
Andrew is out this week, but luckily we have Martin Sargent filling in as guest host!
Segments
Funny internet videos, Top Dugg Videos, Best Videos of the week, web soup, talk soup, poptub
Highlights
audio books
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5:53
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animal behavior
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1:15
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netflix
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0:40, 6:08, 6:31
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Automatically Generated Transcript(may not be 100% accurate) ( more )
" Wow. And welcome to the big real you're usual host Andrew Bancroft. It's whimpering in the corner over there could be too embarrassed to go on because it showed up wearing white shoes after Labor Day. They need the big ocean port city. Don't know it got. It's like god. I didn't come back here. I hate this place."
" Yeah I agree it was brought to you by godaddy.com. And Netflix. Everyone I'm Martin sergeant gray from being yet those things that being real saying you know it through life favorite things in the world are. Monkeys. And drinking thing you can imagine my pleasure when I thought this first video about alcoholic monkeys. That's right it turns out that many monkeys like most humans like to get wasted. Which pretty much proves beyond a shadow of doubt that theory of evolution. And figuring theory some and a -- like hockey with over 433. Days here of strange animal behavior. Alcoholic."
" 300 years ago. Does -- monkeys were approaching from West Africa along with slaves serving the -- industry. Escaped monkeys acquired a taste for alcohol. By eating fermented sugar -- left in the -- Today they centrist idea fast try to bring -- local -- They have meant to be sneaky. -- Just as we -- not taste for alcohol. So do the monkeys. Some do anything for nonalcoholic cocktail. In line with human. Most drink in moderation. 12% to outstanding during this 5% drink too and our strong. This similarity between those shows that's a liking for alcoholics detergent. -- I'll take each day Ukraine. Other human parallels and but unlike Cox monkeys that heavy drinkers. Detonated it respected by other month. They seem to tolerate leaders that monkey around. Like monkeys are taste all the time when we -- the photos from right -- fruit -- food and alcohol became linked to its intoxicating effect."
" You know you have a drinking problem when you pass up -- has asked for another in my Scott. We'll buy the body and I still drinks at the bar all the time and here's my secret what I do as. See I I didn't know -- to the cocktail straws like this. And -- need is a touch of altogether and sees Leo Leo thank you can't afford. Yeah."
" We'll find jobs."
" I. Think -- and yeah stands goal. To the courts. -- says hearing metal drum music nonstop would drive anyone to drink. Well hopefully one of those drug you monkeys won't get behind the wheel though it's funny and cute it simply isn't. -- Loudly -- so realistic but what definitely isn't worth that. Is getting behind the wheel while reading a novel. Even a classic like a passion for donkeys. Let's take a look at that better be a damn good book submitted by and tomorrow -- the dark with -- over 4000 days."
" It's. Okay. Did not -- up."
" Okay. Yeah."
" That's. Collective mind and hiding them -- it. -- I'm dumbfounded."
" I can't believe how unbelievably irresponsible that is driving 75 miles an hour down the highway really not paying attention of the road. Laughing -- not a -- of the video camera. You people make me sick to boards -- 89 says that we can officially call off the surge Waldo has been found. And Betty doesn't -- that someone should really tell this guy about audio books I'm sure it would change his life. Really fatty acid trip audio books. I think proponents -- alternative is watching movies when you drive. Just plop a laptop right up there on the dash and the best place to rent movies is Netflix. Is not."
" Lets you could rent over 90000 titles online including lots of Blu-ray titles with free shipping bolt who pays for your home. They now have over forty shipping centers almost all deliveries can happen in just one business day. Plans start from 499. As a new member you can get a no risk two week free trial membership. Check it all out at www.netflix.com/diggreel. Remember that type."
" The WWW. When using this code. Speaking of reckless drivers you know that show extreme makeover home edition -- the one hosted by creepy convicted drunk driver Ty Pennington well. Take a look at tied causing another accident in this video submitted by Enders all entitled. Excitement fell with over 1084. Decades."
" Luckily that woman's been selected to participate in an upcoming episode of extreme make over -- solo facial addition. To the words Demi -- well she really loves her new walk way. No defensive reaction whatsoever if we -- haven't stopped -- I suppose she would still be trying to run. And every -- sense hopefully the first thing they install is a ramp. Well cracking down hard to the pavement is one way to get low dancing is another. And nobody gets quite as low as the little red -- demon possessed boys in this next video submitted by bad brains. -- over 1424. Days entitled. Shoddy got."
" Low low low -- Let's --"
" Okay. Yeah."
" Nothing that child is exactly why it was important for President Obama this week through our nation's schoolchildren. One of terrified to say how that little monster -- turnout in fifty years. Actually it might not. You know improvement and."
" I think this looks like he's you just fine. -- the board shedding says at least he's moving my kids are playing video games. And -- points out. They are like tying -- people. Now if those kids -- parents were smart they would exploit their children's unholy talents well."
" Web site likewise if you're looking drive viewers to your video content they get a dot these domain name -- stand out from the crowd. Doctor V domains are perfect for podcasters videoblogger. Anyone with something -- safe -- to officiate. And there are available now at godaddy.com. You of the code DGR one of his 10% off your -- also -- check out revision3.com. Slash godaddy. For all good we'll do that deals in. Okay. I."
" Think I'd like to close the show with a video submitted by game big okay. With over 881. Digs that is my thank you to Revision 3 for inviting me to guest host the big real. Here is polar bear groups underwater. And I wouldn't presume had to drain and cool like Revision 3 CEO Jim -- back at Andre has his last time I went swimming in this house. Hey thanks for watching everyone Andrew Bancroft will be back next week could tell that. Keep -- real."
" Wow. And welcome to the big real you're usual host Andrew Bancroft. It's whimpering in the corner over there could be too embarrassed to go on because it showed up wearing white shoes after Labor Day. They need the big ocean port city. Don't know it got. It's like god. I didn't come back here. I hate this place."
" Yeah I agree it was brought to you by godaddy.com. And Netflix. Everyone I'm Martin sergeant gray from being yet those things that being real saying you know it through life favorite things in the world are. Monkeys. And drinking thing you can imagine my pleasure when I thought this first video about alcoholic monkeys. That's right it turns out that many monkeys like most humans like to get wasted. Which pretty much proves beyond a shadow of doubt that theory of evolution. And figuring theory some and a -- like hockey with over 433. Days here of strange animal behavior. Alcoholic."
" 300 years ago. Does -- monkeys were approaching from West Africa along with slaves serving the -- industry. Escaped monkeys acquired a taste for alcohol. By eating fermented sugar -- left in the -- Today they centrist idea fast try to bring -- local -- They have meant to be sneaky. -- Just as we -- not taste for alcohol. So do the monkeys. Some do anything for nonalcoholic cocktail. In line with human. Most drink in moderation. 12% to outstanding during this 5% drink too and our strong. This similarity between those shows that's a liking for alcoholics detergent. -- I'll take each day Ukraine. Other human parallels and but unlike Cox monkeys that heavy drinkers. Detonated it respected by other month. They seem to tolerate leaders that monkey around. Like monkeys are taste all the time when we -- the photos from right -- fruit -- food and alcohol became linked to its intoxicating effect."
" You know you have a drinking problem when you pass up -- has asked for another in my Scott. We'll buy the body and I still drinks at the bar all the time and here's my secret what I do as. See I I didn't know -- to the cocktail straws like this. And -- need is a touch of altogether and sees Leo Leo thank you can't afford. Yeah."
" We'll find jobs."
" I. Think -- and yeah stands goal. To the courts. -- says hearing metal drum music nonstop would drive anyone to drink. Well hopefully one of those drug you monkeys won't get behind the wheel though it's funny and cute it simply isn't. -- Loudly -- so realistic but what definitely isn't worth that. Is getting behind the wheel while reading a novel. Even a classic like a passion for donkeys. Let's take a look at that better be a damn good book submitted by and tomorrow -- the dark with -- over 4000 days."
" It's. Okay. Did not -- up."
" Okay. Yeah."
" That's. Collective mind and hiding them -- it. -- I'm dumbfounded."
" I can't believe how unbelievably irresponsible that is driving 75 miles an hour down the highway really not paying attention of the road. Laughing -- not a -- of the video camera. You people make me sick to boards -- 89 says that we can officially call off the surge Waldo has been found. And Betty doesn't -- that someone should really tell this guy about audio books I'm sure it would change his life. Really fatty acid trip audio books. I think proponents -- alternative is watching movies when you drive. Just plop a laptop right up there on the dash and the best place to rent movies is Netflix. Is not."
" Lets you could rent over 90000 titles online including lots of Blu-ray titles with free shipping bolt who pays for your home. They now have over forty shipping centers almost all deliveries can happen in just one business day. Plans start from 499. As a new member you can get a no risk two week free trial membership. Check it all out at www.netflix.com/diggreel. Remember that type."
" The WWW. When using this code. Speaking of reckless drivers you know that show extreme makeover home edition -- the one hosted by creepy convicted drunk driver Ty Pennington well. Take a look at tied causing another accident in this video submitted by Enders all entitled. Excitement fell with over 1084. Decades."
" Luckily that woman's been selected to participate in an upcoming episode of extreme make over -- solo facial addition. To the words Demi -- well she really loves her new walk way. No defensive reaction whatsoever if we -- haven't stopped -- I suppose she would still be trying to run. And every -- sense hopefully the first thing they install is a ramp. Well cracking down hard to the pavement is one way to get low dancing is another. And nobody gets quite as low as the little red -- demon possessed boys in this next video submitted by bad brains. -- over 1424. Days entitled. Shoddy got."
" Low low low -- Let's --"
" Okay. Yeah."
" Nothing that child is exactly why it was important for President Obama this week through our nation's schoolchildren. One of terrified to say how that little monster -- turnout in fifty years. Actually it might not. You know improvement and."
" I think this looks like he's you just fine. -- the board shedding says at least he's moving my kids are playing video games. And -- points out. They are like tying -- people. Now if those kids -- parents were smart they would exploit their children's unholy talents well."
" Web site likewise if you're looking drive viewers to your video content they get a dot these domain name -- stand out from the crowd. Doctor V domains are perfect for podcasters videoblogger. Anyone with something -- safe -- to officiate. And there are available now at godaddy.com. You of the code DGR one of his 10% off your -- also -- check out revision3.com. Slash godaddy. For all good we'll do that deals in. Okay. I."
" Think I'd like to close the show with a video submitted by game big okay. With over 881. Digs that is my thank you to Revision 3 for inviting me to guest host the big real. Here is polar bear groups underwater. And I wouldn't presume had to drain and cool like Revision 3 CEO Jim -- back at Andre has his last time I went swimming in this house. Hey thanks for watching everyone Andrew Bancroft will be back next week could tell that. Keep -- real."
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Started discussion: September 14, 2009 @ 1:41am GMT
Episode 88 - Drunk Monkeys, Hip Hop Kids, reading while driving and more with guest host Martin Sargent! [Discussion]
Andrew is out this week, but luckily we have Martin Sargent filling in as guest host!
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blackcow
2 months ago
Awh I miss martin :-(
I wish he did a show similar in format to his old TechTV show unscrewed, like a late night talk show format, but on rev3. Internet superstar was funny but I couldn't stand that set.
I wish he did a show similar in format to his old TechTV show unscrewed, like a late night talk show format, but on rev3. Internet superstar was funny but I couldn't stand that set.
Firestoneex
2 months ago
Martin!!! Quasi Toe-Toe
Great Show. Expecially good to see Martin on Rev3 again. If it wasn't for TWIF my week would be a little deemer. Thank you Martin. Your the man.xfuuey
2 months ago
Yup. It was nice to seem him get another appearance on a Rev3 show. I don't usually ever download Digg Reel, but once I saw that Matt was hosting this one, it was a must download.
smes
2 months ago
It was great seeing Marty on screen again! Usually The Dig Reel is unbearable but the sarge made it 9001 times better.














It's nice to see martin again on rev3.