" War."

" Did Digg -- is brought to you by GoDaddy and Netflix. -- hi guys. Welcome to the big real the only show you'll see this week that start like. Anyway occasionally people complain that the realism as tech savvy as some of the other shows out there. Just because I still have my piece of crap Razr and will be a dead man in my grave before I figure ramming out. Well we're going to change all of that this episodes for you tech face. First up with over 2000 gigs is personally iPhone app for 2009 is actually amazingly cool. I remember getting up on -- and helping pop white Bob field iPhone before writing this way and it's down. On the boards -- 84 complains gap after you clean the whole screen from the steamy have to clean it again because of the smudge. Not to -- his team up with an apples. Can argue -- that Kenya. Messier has -- he's managing Apple's. Now if the big -- going to be more technologically advance we better get this new app for the show traders. -- cool. Now you have to wipe up the street if you want to see me again. So -- star weapons -- now. So they can see me again. Come not really fine I'll do it myself that. Yeah yeah that he didn't promising things then maybe you just shouldn't. Watch the show in the first place. Or maybe are here to actually see videos so sticking with Apple products with over 8000 -- apple introduces revolutionary new laptop with --"

" Well is buzzing over Apple's latest must have gadget the MacBook Wheeler revolutionary new laptop that does away with the keyboard. Take turns reporter Geoff Tate has more."

" Thanks Andrea say goodbye to the keyboard and hello to the future of laptop computers with a MacBook we'll apple has replaced the traditional keyboard with a sleek touch sensitive click wheel apple CEO Steve Jobs introduced the product yesterday. At the annual Mac Expo senior product innovator Brian Gilman says the MacBook we'll we'll make typing a thing of the past. Dylan showed me how the revolutionary new computer works just."

" We'll -- into tape alphabet menu here scroll to the letting you need St. and sinner click to selected. Then again to capitalize. And repeat this process for each newsletter. You couldn't be simpler. You can also let the predicted sentenced technology complete sentence or."

" says the MacBook we will has also simplified the organization of file also searching your hard drive will be a snap. Just press both sides of the -- concurrently and senator -- there you have an alphabetical listing of every -- your -- Everything is just a few hundred for some way apple is calling the MacBook we'll the most intuitive product ever designed cured apple really to think they were giving customers features they don't even realize it. While the MacBook we'll we'll hit the shelves for another three to fifteen months many. Apple users already have -- on the wish list a mile almost anything to sign made by apple -- solvent was one of the lucky few to get to try out a Mac we will. And spent 45 minutes typing an email to his friend. I never really realized intensity keyboards to solve this thing I had you know on -- MacBook. You'll that we might have with a price tag of just under 2600 dollars for the lowest end MacBook wield it is an investment. But the super thin laptop features numerous innovations like the new ultra thin hummingbird battery. Which can power the MacBook we'll for a full ninety minutes before needing to be recharged and the computer is virtually unbreakable and -- dropped -- hit but apple isn't resting on its laurels Brian Gilman said they are already hard at work on the next generation of the MacBook -- what's will be four ounces lighter due to its lack of screen hard driver -- For the onion news network I'm Geoff --"

" Thank you for that -- it remains to be seen if the -- will catch on in the business world where people use computers for actual work and not just digging around."

" Hilarious. Speaking of sticking around go ahead and forward this episode your bus -- can show him or her how much you're learning at work today. Now much better part of the video with the predictive sentences and luckily on the board presentations. Took the time to write them all out some highlights. The art Burke asked Bernard park the absent arrived by air mail. The attractive peanut farmer created the term paper the babbling baby ask the hard part first of maps and and of course the abortion went well. And continuing with our technological breakthroughs this next one -- heartbreaking as well. It's confession. Where in the hell is Matt. An elaborate hoax now. Of course you all remember the where analogy that video. Yes yes yes very inspirational but. Turns out. --"

" The handful of people pointed out. Some flaws. And inconsistencies. In the video. Declaring that it was fake. But the last few weeks to -- been getting louder and louder and NASA decided to use this forum to make an announcement. We all know how easy it is to -- things on the Internet. This video is no different the whole thing is an elaborate hoax. First of all I'm not a world traveler. There's a carefully crafted bio out there about this disgruntled videogame designer who quit his job and spent his life savings on trip around the world just wandering the planet that ran out of money. The truth is I'm an actor. I've never left the country I'm terrified of flying had to take the train down here. And that -- over here shadow be. He -- going to left now common sense dictates that's completely impossible. Totally fake. To get another one this one. We we learned is -- make this visited crucial aspect in in creating embarrassed senility you'd. Is is the psychological effect of having words saying where I am. So this this thing I can be dancing in any rain -- anywhere in the world. The when you have the text. It's Zanzibar obviously. -- the trickiest shots to pull off. Was he dancing in this supposedly weightless environment. And actually underwater. And to do this shot we had to squeeze a hollowed out Boeing 727 into an Olympic swimming pool. As you can see in this un filtered version of the image your hamstring -- I nearly drowned. Several times getting the shot right and today constant buzz brain a fortune. To get that plane in the pool. But even that shot was a breeze compared to our greatest challenge. Which is creating the impression that thousands of people all over the world were dancing with me. To do that we had to build an army and animate trying to puppets. This is Larry. One of the base models we use to make a video. Larry period dozens of times throughout the videos we'd simply had skin and hair that you can really pull off. And I got to give credit to buzz brain that they ticket a huge chance and ultimately I do think it paid off. Just couple days ago a time magazine declared this the the best viral video of the year. What a bunch of suckers."

" See I knew it I told them but nobody listened big yeah yeah. And half the people you know we're probably and a Medtronic people watch them watch on the board OP -- says at all Matt. Europe son of a bitch. Now some -- still don't believe that this was a hoax so. Should you just how easy it is to pick this kind of thing. By the audience. I can't count the times I've had a -- someone in the thinking I was in Zanzibar sudden have to get in the five bucks a bar but if you've got five bucks you can started Netflix plan the day it -- It's true Netflix plans start of porn I mean you can read over 90000 titles including lots of Blu-ray titles with free shipping both ways here home. They got forty shipping centers almost all deliveries happened one business day. If you're -- tech wizard you should probably check out batteries not included."

" Those little guys -- that future. Just type in www. Netflix dot com slash -- real. So as we talk about modern innovations and improvements we should probably discussed the fact that we get a new president this month. To think about -- the old model with that George Bush you forgot."

" Should the people of the world look at the United States. Governor and say should they fear us should they welcome learned all loops they see this as a friend everybody in the world -- how would you project us. Around the world as president."

" Yes I'm not so sure the role the United States and burn was this the way it's gotta be. So I'm not exactly sure what the vice president is coming from but I think one way for us to. End up being viewed as the ugly American is for -- to go around the world saying we do it this way so should you. I just don't think it's the role of the United States to walk into the country say. We do it this way so should you really depends upon how that our nation conducts itself in foreign policy for an arrogant nation they'll. The resented us for a humble nation but strong they'll. Welcome us I think what we need to do is convince. People who live in the land they -- to build the nations. Maybe I'm missing something here I'm going to Canada nation building corps from America. A lot of people. Are sick and tired of bitterness in Washington DC and therefore they don't want to part of politics. They look at Washington to see people point fingers. And casting blame. And saying one thing and do another. It needs them by an office who tell the truth. That's the best way to get people back in the system."

" He had. Quite a transformation there -- be even more impressive if you compare before and after photos of him. Old snap. On the board doubled the -- oh great name. Gave us this more concise analysis of Bush's success should. Let's see of the things that he promised to the Republican platform things that he outlined that he wanted to accomplish in four years and then another four years eight years let us now. -- George W. Bush actually did it."

" I'm running for president would make clear and positive plan. To build a safer world. And a more hopeful America."

" I want to change the tone of Washington to one of civility. And respect. It ahead Dick Cheney by my side he has a man of integrity and sound judgment. We will make our country less dependent on foreign sources of energy. When America uses force in the world. Because must be just. Goal must be clear. And that victory must be overwhelming. The Taliban -- history and if you give me your trust -- it. Give me the opportunity to lead this nation and I will -- I am prepared. For the work ahead. I will swear to uphold the honor and dignity of the office to which I have been elected so help me god."

" And lauer on our. Favorite wacky right wing characters here's the five most ridiculous Bill O'Reilly moments. It's else because you just entered the spin will always be immediately murdered. Which has always wrote these Bakley but you click."

" And let that gays marry -- from -- courts that you that. I'm feeling frisky and means today's topic is stuff. Most. Schmidt talk show host invites another talk show host on talk show. You can be fairly confident that there's going to be quite a bit talking about crime different than what it exploited it had certain morality we can only hope for is that they'll both go back she's insane and scream at each other mobile five minutes."

" In any event that's the -- is just isn't that they didn't want our mayor you've got a matter what one on its commitment Lauren could. These do you have lured these people wrote yeah right I will be hard."

" In this clip. Bill -- and debate the finer points of the American legal system. Including such intricacies as he likes to smoke marijuana and just because you like to smoke marijuana doesn't mean -- and let's not forget. He likes to carry around guns that can kill people good point bill. Guns that kill people are the worst kind that's why I carry this. -- That's true. He is incredibly clever the other guys like Bill O'Reilly even worse for the tenth time Bill O'Reilly."

" He can't he's got my job."

" Courts spills audition tape -- pretty good too yeah like Calvin lives in the give tail ridiculous. The content of call call. -- to."

" That wasn't really tacky but about the story about fox news's Twitter account getting hacked announcing that Bill O'Reilly is gay. I think more of an insult of the gay population in the bill actually but I checked and Bill O'Reilly is gay dot com as open as is Bill O'Reilly is gay but still not getting laid dot TV. Register them now godaddy.com. If you make an impact on line godaddy.com has what you need dot com names as low as 199 plus world class hosting fast and easy web site builders and much more. You can also get done TV dot CA domain names less. And decode DGR five when you check out and -- an additional ten bucks. And the order forty bucks or more some restrictions apply see that the field get your obesity in an addict godaddy.com. And no matter how high tech we try to be we will always be completely honed by Tekzilla. To check Tekzilla out to near release time is Thursday at 6 PM eastern 3 PM Pacific. This week watch their coverage of CS 2009 the largest electronics show in North America. Check the action out on Thursday January 15. And for those who love high. Take camera gear with over 1600 -- here's a day at the beach mesmerizing time lapse."

" Yeah. From the from from the."

" And -- an infant. And -- it. It's from from the from the -- from from."

" Continue to."

" Remove little mini beach people all right. Ball but I Don comments the work people look like little dude you're. Now remember that -- drag."

" And your whole."

" I had such as untimely producers. I also came across this in my little title search."

" And that is often the case we seem to have transitioned into cute very things so. Here's what you're. When you."

" I would never. Sleep with that pain. The -- maybe but not that bigger one hook. Brandy Scott comments cute my dog you done me in my sleep not sure what's worse. Not your dog picking on you is worse that you had turned tumbling. Others wondered if this cat was the inspiration for Simon's cat."

" Kernels. Plural."

" And and while rather -- and on the fuzzy was the terribly named. -- wonders -- has cheeseburger."

" And that's the big real here awesome have a great week and we'll see you next Monday. Or you'll see me I can't really see you through the camera. Lets you post sexy pictures of yourself on the dig real forum hand. -- Now I've got tag."

" Big big if if if it. Exhibit."

" Whereas aliens and it's very heard that he. Production because humans are going to our time communication is going on its. Saturday and could take. Suspect it'd apparently I think if if if -- to get it. That same. You can listen its its like a barely muffled from them. -- Yeah and it says here is pieces of the good at this is that it is -- think it's it's just. I did try to make a miniature bombed out of their earlier if you honestly and about the problem. I wasn't ready in about her and -- but I this that it is it time and announcers he has them to. That's because literally just prosecute him. The -- attract. Both fail the man didn't work very it's a originally intended purpose."

" War."

" Did Digg -- is brought to you by GoDaddy and Netflix. -- hi guys. Welcome to the big real the only show you'll see this week that start like. Anyway occasionally people complain that the realism as tech savvy as some of the other shows out there. Just because I still have my piece of crap Razr and will be a dead man in my grave before I figure ramming out. Well we're going to change all of that this episodes for you tech face. First up with over 2000 gigs is personally iPhone app for 2009 is actually amazingly cool. I remember getting up on -- and helping pop white Bob field iPhone before writing this way and it's down. On the boards -- 84 complains gap after you clean the whole screen from the steamy have to clean it again because of the smudge. Not to -- his team up with an apples. Can argue -- that Kenya. Messier has -- he's managing Apple's. Now if the big -- going to be more technologically advance we better get this new app for the show traders. -- cool. Now you have to wipe up the street if you want to see me again. So -- star weapons -- now. So they can see me again. Come not really fine I'll do it myself that. Yeah yeah that he didn't promising things then maybe you just shouldn't. Watch the show in the first place. Or maybe are here to actually see videos so sticking with Apple products with over 8000 -- apple introduces revolutionary new laptop with --"

" Well is buzzing over Apple's latest must have gadget the MacBook Wheeler revolutionary new laptop that does away with the keyboard. Take turns reporter Geoff Tate has more."

" Thanks Andrea say goodbye to the keyboard and hello to the future of laptop computers with a MacBook we'll apple has replaced the traditional keyboard with a sleek touch sensitive click wheel apple CEO Steve Jobs introduced the product yesterday. At the annual Mac Expo senior product innovator Brian Gilman says the MacBook we'll we'll make typing a thing of the past. Dylan showed me how the revolutionary new computer works just."

" We'll -- into tape alphabet menu here scroll to the letting you need St. and sinner click to selected. Then again to capitalize. And repeat this process for each newsletter. You couldn't be simpler. You can also let the predicted sentenced technology complete sentence or."

" says the MacBook we will has also simplified the organization of file also searching your hard drive will be a snap. Just press both sides of the -- concurrently and senator -- there you have an alphabetical listing of every -- your -- Everything is just a few hundred for some way apple is calling the MacBook we'll the most intuitive product ever designed cured apple really to think they were giving customers features they don't even realize it. While the MacBook we'll we'll hit the shelves for another three to fifteen months many. Apple users already have -- on the wish list a mile almost anything to sign made by apple -- solvent was one of the lucky few to get to try out a Mac we will. And spent 45 minutes typing an email to his friend. I never really realized intensity keyboards to solve this thing I had you know on -- MacBook. You'll that we might have with a price tag of just under 2600 dollars for the lowest end MacBook wield it is an investment. But the super thin laptop features numerous innovations like the new ultra thin hummingbird battery. Which can power the MacBook we'll for a full ninety minutes before needing to be recharged and the computer is virtually unbreakable and -- dropped -- hit but apple isn't resting on its laurels Brian Gilman said they are already hard at work on the next generation of the MacBook -- what's will be four ounces lighter due to its lack of screen hard driver -- For the onion news network I'm Geoff --"

" Thank you for that -- it remains to be seen if the -- will catch on in the business world where people use computers for actual work and not just digging around."

" Hilarious. Speaking of sticking around go ahead and forward this episode your bus -- can show him or her how much you're learning at work today. Now much better part of the video with the predictive sentences and luckily on the board presentations. Took the time to write them all out some highlights. The art Burke asked Bernard park the absent arrived by air mail. The attractive peanut farmer created the term paper the babbling baby ask the hard part first of maps and and of course the abortion went well. And continuing with our technological breakthroughs this next one -- heartbreaking as well. It's confession. Where in the hell is Matt. An elaborate hoax now. Of course you all remember the where analogy that video. Yes yes yes very inspirational but. Turns out. --"

" The handful of people pointed out. Some flaws. And inconsistencies. In the video. Declaring that it was fake. But the last few weeks to -- been getting louder and louder and NASA decided to use this forum to make an announcement. We all know how easy it is to -- things on the Internet. This video is no different the whole thing is an elaborate hoax. First of all I'm not a world traveler. There's a carefully crafted bio out there about this disgruntled videogame designer who quit his job and spent his life savings on trip around the world just wandering the planet that ran out of money. The truth is I'm an actor. I've never left the country I'm terrified of flying had to take the train down here. And that -- over here shadow be. He -- going to left now common sense dictates that's completely impossible. Totally fake. To get another one this one. We we learned is -- make this visited crucial aspect in in creating embarrassed senility you'd. Is is the psychological effect of having words saying where I am. So this this thing I can be dancing in any rain -- anywhere in the world. The when you have the text. It's Zanzibar obviously. -- the trickiest shots to pull off. Was he dancing in this supposedly weightless environment. And actually underwater. And to do this shot we had to squeeze a hollowed out Boeing 727 into an Olympic swimming pool. As you can see in this un filtered version of the image your hamstring -- I nearly drowned. Several times getting the shot right and today constant buzz brain a fortune. To get that plane in the pool. But even that shot was a breeze compared to our greatest challenge. Which is creating the impression that thousands of people all over the world were dancing with me. To do that we had to build an army and animate trying to puppets. This is Larry. One of the base models we use to make a video. Larry period dozens of times throughout the videos we'd simply had skin and hair that you can really pull off. And I got to give credit to buzz brain that they ticket a huge chance and ultimately I do think it paid off. Just couple days ago a time magazine declared this the the best viral video of the year. What a bunch of suckers."

" See I knew it I told them but nobody listened big yeah yeah. And half the people you know we're probably and a Medtronic people watch them watch on the board OP -- says at all Matt. Europe son of a bitch. Now some -- still don't believe that this was a hoax so. Should you just how easy it is to pick this kind of thing. By the audience. I can't count the times I've had a -- someone in the thinking I was in Zanzibar sudden have to get in the five bucks a bar but if you've got five bucks you can started Netflix plan the day it -- It's true Netflix plans start of porn I mean you can read over 90000 titles including lots of Blu-ray titles with free shipping both ways here home. They got forty shipping centers almost all deliveries happened one business day. If you're -- tech wizard you should probably check out batteries not included."

" Those little guys -- that future. Just type in www. Netflix dot com slash -- real. So as we talk about modern innovations and improvements we should probably discussed the fact that we get a new president this month. To think about -- the old model with that George Bush you forgot."

" Should the people of the world look at the United States. Governor and say should they fear us should they welcome learned all loops they see this as a friend everybody in the world -- how would you project us. Around the world as president."

" Yes I'm not so sure the role the United States and burn was this the way it's gotta be. So I'm not exactly sure what the vice president is coming from but I think one way for us to. End up being viewed as the ugly American is for -- to go around the world saying we do it this way so should you. I just don't think it's the role of the United States to walk into the country say. We do it this way so should you really depends upon how that our nation conducts itself in foreign policy for an arrogant nation they'll. The resented us for a humble nation but strong they'll. Welcome us I think what we need to do is convince. People who live in the land they -- to build the nations. Maybe I'm missing something here I'm going to Canada nation building corps from America. A lot of people. Are sick and tired of bitterness in Washington DC and therefore they don't want to part of politics. They look at Washington to see people point fingers. And casting blame. And saying one thing and do another. It needs them by an office who tell the truth. That's the best way to get people back in the system."

" He had. Quite a transformation there -- be even more impressive if you compare before and after photos of him. Old snap. On the board doubled the -- oh great name. Gave us this more concise analysis of Bush's success should. Let's see of the things that he promised to the Republican platform things that he outlined that he wanted to accomplish in four years and then another four years eight years let us now. -- George W. Bush actually did it."

" I'm running for president would make clear and positive plan. To build a safer world. And a more hopeful America."

" I want to change the tone of Washington to one of civility. And respect. It ahead Dick Cheney by my side he has a man of integrity and sound judgment. We will make our country less dependent on foreign sources of energy. When America uses force in the world. Because must be just. Goal must be clear. And that victory must be overwhelming. The Taliban -- history and if you give me your trust -- it. Give me the opportunity to lead this nation and I will -- I am prepared. For the work ahead. I will swear to uphold the honor and dignity of the office to which I have been elected so help me god."

" And lauer on our. Favorite wacky right wing characters here's the five most ridiculous Bill O'Reilly moments. It's else because you just entered the spin will always be immediately murdered. Which has always wrote these Bakley but you click."

" And let that gays marry -- from -- courts that you that. I'm feeling frisky and means today's topic is stuff. Most. Schmidt talk show host invites another talk show host on talk show. You can be fairly confident that there's going to be quite a bit talking about crime different than what it exploited it had certain morality we can only hope for is that they'll both go back she's insane and scream at each other mobile five minutes."

" In any event that's the -- is just isn't that they didn't want our mayor you've got a matter what one on its commitment Lauren could. These do you have lured these people wrote yeah right I will be hard."

" In this clip. Bill -- and debate the finer points of the American legal system. Including such intricacies as he likes to smoke marijuana and just because you like to smoke marijuana doesn't mean -- and let's not forget. He likes to carry around guns that can kill people good point bill. Guns that kill people are the worst kind that's why I carry this. -- That's true. He is incredibly clever the other guys like Bill O'Reilly even worse for the tenth time Bill O'Reilly."

" He can't he's got my job."

" Courts spills audition tape -- pretty good too yeah like Calvin lives in the give tail ridiculous. The content of call call. -- to."

" That wasn't really tacky but about the story about fox news's Twitter account getting hacked announcing that Bill O'Reilly is gay. I think more of an insult of the gay population in the bill actually but I checked and Bill O'Reilly is gay dot com as open as is Bill O'Reilly is gay but still not getting laid dot TV. Register them now godaddy.com. If you make an impact on line godaddy.com has what you need dot com names as low as 199 plus world class hosting fast and easy web site builders and much more. You can also get done TV dot CA domain names less. And decode DGR five when you check out and -- an additional ten bucks. And the order forty bucks or more some restrictions apply see that the field get your obesity in an addict godaddy.com. And no matter how high tech we try to be we will always be completely honed by Tekzilla. To check Tekzilla out to near release time is Thursday at 6 PM eastern 3 PM Pacific. This week watch their coverage of CS 2009 the largest electronics show in North America. Check the action out on Thursday January 15. And for those who love high. Take camera gear with over 1600 -- here's a day at the beach mesmerizing time lapse."

" Yeah. From the from from the."

" And -- an infant. And -- it. It's from from the from the -- from from."

" Continue to."

" Remove little mini beach people all right. Ball but I Don comments the work people look like little dude you're. Now remember that -- drag."

" And your whole."

" I had such as untimely producers. I also came across this in my little title search."

" And that is often the case we seem to have transitioned into cute very things so. Here's what you're. When you."

" I would never. Sleep with that pain. The -- maybe but not that bigger one hook. Brandy Scott comments cute my dog you done me in my sleep not sure what's worse. Not your dog picking on you is worse that you had turned tumbling. Others wondered if this cat was the inspiration for Simon's cat."

" Kernels. Plural."

" And and while rather -- and on the fuzzy was the terribly named. -- wonders -- has cheeseburger."

" And that's the big real here awesome have a great week and we'll see you next Monday. Or you'll see me I can't really see you through the camera. Lets you post sexy pictures of yourself on the dig real forum hand. -- Now I've got tag."

" Big big if if if it. Exhibit."

" Whereas aliens and it's very heard that he. Production because humans are going to our time communication is going on its. Saturday and could take. Suspect it'd apparently I think if if if -- to get it. That same. You can listen its its like a barely muffled from them. -- Yeah and it says here is pieces of the good at this is that it is -- think it's it's just. I did try to make a miniature bombed out of their earlier if you honestly and about the problem. I wasn't ready in about her and -- but I this that it is it time and announcers he has them to. That's because literally just prosecute him. The -- attract. Both fail the man didn't work very it's a originally intended purpose."