" Welcome to the diggreel bringing you the most recent news and by the idiots."

" Here's this week at a glance let's go to -- first you got out and pricey. Actually lived I think Gil and -- doctor Robert I don't have a little."

" they will -- you by godaddy and Netflix."

" News stories dominated this week's online videos in the Digg -- is dedicated to bringing you up to the minute viral action. First up with about 3000 Diggs it's Fox News --"

" New iphones will be watching the agency at Apple. Define that please. May. Okay thank you very much the Culpepper ladies we've got some breaking news the us Supreme Court has -- us. Stay for Chrysler. Let's go to Tracy Byrd you've got all the -- Tracy. --"

" Actually -- I think -- and -- but -- Robert. For this it could out of that I got -- seven relates Robert Greg I had."

" You know -- I'm not trying to get Ahold of this myself I -- just jumping on this. Some breaking news guys. I I don't have it Liz I have to send it back down to you I'm afraid diamond dog."

" the basics of it is that the Supreme Court has issued a stay up for Chrysler. So clearly. This is a fascinating story that we're gonna get all the plays that just the moments as soon as we. Can get everything here but let's get you Tracy now it's your turn for seven might -- it right the."

" Wow it's like watching your sworn enemy tripped and fallen to a dumpster diapers so satisfying. I think my favorite part is early on in the First Lady gets put on the spot and she's expected that actually knows something to find that place."

" May."

" Okay thank you very much Nicole Petallides. Priceless and now for an update on Iran election our producer Ilene resident Eileen."

" just have to reduce our -- And really listening to."

" OK my bad over -- David Prager. What. If you. -- And you're not supposed to turnaround in fact. You contract that review it after -- done -- sorry -- give them greater we're going live to the Digg -- grow."

" the filming next. -- even can't. Okay market here's a video ever really give levering baby."

" Wow she made a great addition to Carnoustie on the message boards -- gives us this shockingly similar dog clip."

" Adorable moving on the recent election in Iran has led."

" Maybe they're not part of the news team yet sorry. A summer convinced that the election was actually -- For the guys YouTube's. It would be any less professional hair hello."

" Okay you know lot of big iron into the Xavier who suggested we put the baby and --"

" You know -- we have had one of our producers volunteer her own baby Sanong. And I used as a demonstrators say this shows exactly how the -- say fall or."

" Glad you do we know but just imagine he's been crying and crying and you know he's not hungry -- Sniper is dry and easy don't know why he's trying to adjust well it's time to get right mindset run. Okay including -- yeah. There you go is how the baby -- I didn't buckling --"

" It's cozy elegantly. And --"

" See I'm. In the low end. -- merry go. I'm. Picking at him okay. It's actually quite like yet and it sounds troops and their painted on the and suddenly you're shouting and screaming it's just thinking about clowns. Yeah absolutely here like the not crying why won't you stop crying -- yeah that's really that simple. And you can stand it with forks and knives and broken bottle tops. Country. Re okay -- actually -- your baby down the stairs and you wouldn't even evident how he'll probably just snapped right through. -- had the ninety hour. Perfect the parent and her."

" We'll up right after the -- yeah. I I can't everybody thanks very much for -- on -- and stay right where are you got coming up after the break we're gonna learn computers. And only the first to admit that we suck at doing the news but according to Jon Stewart and so does everyone else took."

" Here's insinuation. MSNBC uses misrepresentation and CNN. If you tell us what you think about president Obama's speech leave a comment on my blog -- she tells -- you think tweet us I reporters also weigh in this morning I'm Twitter finally can weigh -- at FaceBook Diego pitcher to accomplish Jackson CNN. Are you on the collier Bermuda on FaceBook now all the folks on MySpace -- look at us."

" Yeah they do is we cannot hear -- you know."

" Now but. Everything got a restraining order against CNN. But why why don't have to post CNN on Twitter. But what about you then I can follow them on CNN."

" But I do want their tweaked you know that's what they're saying that's too ridiculous to even make it on their shelves."

" Speaking of Twitter I'm talking about where this is time magazine and it's on the cover Twitter which I think -- Fabulous by the way I just came back from hosting a convention."

" Why are you broadcasting from a nanny cam."

" Mr. Sanchez are talking into a Teddy Bear's belly button. -- basically given up. But actually put the power of the losing your hand."

" It's curious Red -- his speech was brilliance and thoughtful he shows understanding. Other Muslim world Julia 1970s I think this is just awful I check over a guy from rusty that Bob you are weighing in tonight here's what bugs access fighting. For the life of children should not include killing a doctor."

" Whatever I'm troubled with the difficult moral question of abortion I think to myself what would. -- today."

" You know they're not really reported getting."

" Hanging that's at a slumber party. Which explains CNN's slogan C edited her own life and you know."

" Shame on CNN for getting so much of their content from random online postings on the video's message board marks a colony comments CNN is doing a horrible job of trying to seem current. No one puts his Twitter as much as they do not even Twitter. I should note now the you can follow me on Twitter I'm jelly. This word from our sponsor. That I read. Godaddy.com makes it easy to customize your own virtual dedicated service. Just one of three popular plans to select your own Linux or windows server with all the plan options you need. Let's under the -- video -- when he checked out you'll save an additional 10% off your entire order. Some restrictions apply see site for details get your piece of the Internet at godaddy.com. Welcome back it's time for our number one story of the week the most -- video -- deadline amazing posted stop motion animation. Impressive and for those and you wonder if it was made vikings. Now for some political commentary from --"

" And finally know just because the press is willing to make a fuss about every aspect of your life doesn't mean you have to take them up -- it. You don't have to -- on television every minute of every day you're the president not they rerun of law -- Everytime I turn on the TV there's nobody getting a -- needing a cheeseburger with Joe why. And he's doing is retard -- He's taking Michelle to Broadway and then that. It's a cool it's the best season of the bachelor yet. I'm ping and believe me I love my bond and -- tech out of my mouth once and awhile. Right the other -- I caught myself saying to a friend don't tell me please fix the economy yet empty Boeing it. Now wherever during the campaign when John McCain attacked Obama for acting like a celebrity get after the grumpy old shells -- school. Well it turns out it was right. It's getting no you can't turn on your TV without seeing Obama what do you think is Dick Cheney. I was willing to give the guy the benefit of the doubt until I saw him take Brian Williams on a tour of his house. Like they do on cribs. And at the end of Obama's bad there was a teleprompter. -- and it said Hoosier daddy. I mean selling only personal part to stay popular I'm -- forehead but. You got us already we like you we -- why do. Paris getting it in a hurry in and wild with a nice lady. But so -- Lindsay wallet."

" Bill goes on to criticize Obama but it's only sort of money. Let's leave it to another onion report to really -- the political."

" President Obama announced today you -- drastically scaled back his agenda for America after a visit to a Denny's restaurant in Manassas Virginia caused him to quote. Completely reconsider what our nation is capable of achieving. In a press conference this afternoon the president said quote what I -- Denny's maybe realize how much I have over estimated the American people. Before you reclaim global leadership we must first stop eating six sausages and a pound of eggs covered -- for breakfast and we must stop leaving the house in sweat pants. -- more let's go to onion news network Washington correspondent Jane Carmichael who was traveling with the president this morning."

" Thanks Andrea the president's stop by the Denny's for breakfast -- room to a speaking engagement -- spent about 35 minutes inside when he came out he looked visibly shaken. I spoke to several -- customers and employees who witnessed the president's visit well I told -- I had no job any -- or at the locals want. I'll let -- I want our floor he says something so yeah -- says something -- Yeah it's trying this cannot. They're microwave to slow until it was hot all the way through because now. He's the president. Several people noted that Obama looked quote real uneasy throughout much of the meal particularly when he saw drunk man who was sleeping in the nearby Booth setup and vomit on his chocolate chip pancakes. And immediately go back."

" Thanks Jane and we have White House heavy Press Secretary Todd Graham joining us right now mr. grant give us the sense of how Big -- post Denny's policy changes will --"

" Well Andrea president was deeply unsettled as experience at Denny's so it's safe to say that change is will be sweeping. Other all laid out his new realistic hope for America credit and a badly replaces the president's previous agenda with goals he now things are more within the grasp of the American public -- Such as not having your children in public not calling UH is a -- and not smoking while waiting -- over Miami."

" So -- And so true but one thing America's awesome map watching movies and the easiest way to get them as with Netflix. We'll -- what you can rent over 90000 titles online including lots of Blu-ray titles with free shipping both ways your home. And now have over forty shipping centers almost all deliveries happen in just one business for Netflix plans start at 499 as we remember you can get -- no risk two week we found membership. Check it out at www.netflix.com/diggreel. Now for a little news trivia. What you will for Bradley booty calls FaceBook and stripper poles have in common besides my family reunion. Now you're wrong there all of this week's episode of wrongful. Bringing you the best standup comedy from around the world -- revision3.com. Slash world are awful. And now to meet with sports. Alexander. But some fans are going to trickle -- this one. Here's fans at Fenway can't you use steroids to Iraq."

" Did they get."

" It's funny how easily you could match those fans phases with -- bio enhanced troll muscles but he can't because that's legal. Like steroids. On the board Paula says don't you just love it when human beings can put aside their various differences and -- single target hate. Yes yes that -- acting -- made up of offends me. There's just an answer was not the father. You are not. It's amazing how much ability that is the need to hear the words Andrew you're not the father. This has been the diggreel thanks for joining us we'll be back next week. Typically."

" Priceless. And now for an update on our brands election our producer alignments. The land. Eileen Rivera I've forgot that we're during the Iran I ran they need it do with my director doing -- more motion."

" And Gator what do you -- I've seen judge said he liked because there was -- over the top. Came in meeting that I think there even if you're. That's why I am never on camera because I would be such a diva. But would be."

" From campaign that everybody who didn't eat. When."

" Welcome to the diggreel bringing you the most recent news and by the idiots."

" Here's this week at a glance let's go to -- first you got out and pricey. Actually lived I think Gil and -- doctor Robert I don't have a little."

" they will -- you by godaddy and Netflix."

" News stories dominated this week's online videos in the Digg -- is dedicated to bringing you up to the minute viral action. First up with about 3000 Diggs it's Fox News --"

" New iphones will be watching the agency at Apple. Define that please. May. Okay thank you very much the Culpepper ladies we've got some breaking news the us Supreme Court has -- us. Stay for Chrysler. Let's go to Tracy Byrd you've got all the -- Tracy. --"

" Actually -- I think -- and -- but -- Robert. For this it could out of that I got -- seven relates Robert Greg I had."

" You know -- I'm not trying to get Ahold of this myself I -- just jumping on this. Some breaking news guys. I I don't have it Liz I have to send it back down to you I'm afraid diamond dog."

" the basics of it is that the Supreme Court has issued a stay up for Chrysler. So clearly. This is a fascinating story that we're gonna get all the plays that just the moments as soon as we. Can get everything here but let's get you Tracy now it's your turn for seven might -- it right the."

" Wow it's like watching your sworn enemy tripped and fallen to a dumpster diapers so satisfying. I think my favorite part is early on in the First Lady gets put on the spot and she's expected that actually knows something to find that place."

" May."

" Okay thank you very much Nicole Petallides. Priceless and now for an update on Iran election our producer Ilene resident Eileen."

" just have to reduce our -- And really listening to."

" OK my bad over -- David Prager. What. If you. -- And you're not supposed to turnaround in fact. You contract that review it after -- done -- sorry -- give them greater we're going live to the Digg -- grow."

" the filming next. -- even can't. Okay market here's a video ever really give levering baby."

" Wow she made a great addition to Carnoustie on the message boards -- gives us this shockingly similar dog clip."

" Adorable moving on the recent election in Iran has led."

" Maybe they're not part of the news team yet sorry. A summer convinced that the election was actually -- For the guys YouTube's. It would be any less professional hair hello."

" Okay you know lot of big iron into the Xavier who suggested we put the baby and --"

" You know -- we have had one of our producers volunteer her own baby Sanong. And I used as a demonstrators say this shows exactly how the -- say fall or."

" Glad you do we know but just imagine he's been crying and crying and you know he's not hungry -- Sniper is dry and easy don't know why he's trying to adjust well it's time to get right mindset run. Okay including -- yeah. There you go is how the baby -- I didn't buckling --"

" It's cozy elegantly. And --"

" See I'm. In the low end. -- merry go. I'm. Picking at him okay. It's actually quite like yet and it sounds troops and their painted on the and suddenly you're shouting and screaming it's just thinking about clowns. Yeah absolutely here like the not crying why won't you stop crying -- yeah that's really that simple. And you can stand it with forks and knives and broken bottle tops. Country. Re okay -- actually -- your baby down the stairs and you wouldn't even evident how he'll probably just snapped right through. -- had the ninety hour. Perfect the parent and her."

" We'll up right after the -- yeah. I I can't everybody thanks very much for -- on -- and stay right where are you got coming up after the break we're gonna learn computers. And only the first to admit that we suck at doing the news but according to Jon Stewart and so does everyone else took."

" Here's insinuation. MSNBC uses misrepresentation and CNN. If you tell us what you think about president Obama's speech leave a comment on my blog -- she tells -- you think tweet us I reporters also weigh in this morning I'm Twitter finally can weigh -- at FaceBook Diego pitcher to accomplish Jackson CNN. Are you on the collier Bermuda on FaceBook now all the folks on MySpace -- look at us."

" Yeah they do is we cannot hear -- you know."

" Now but. Everything got a restraining order against CNN. But why why don't have to post CNN on Twitter. But what about you then I can follow them on CNN."

" But I do want their tweaked you know that's what they're saying that's too ridiculous to even make it on their shelves."

" Speaking of Twitter I'm talking about where this is time magazine and it's on the cover Twitter which I think -- Fabulous by the way I just came back from hosting a convention."

" Why are you broadcasting from a nanny cam."

" Mr. Sanchez are talking into a Teddy Bear's belly button. -- basically given up. But actually put the power of the losing your hand."

" It's curious Red -- his speech was brilliance and thoughtful he shows understanding. Other Muslim world Julia 1970s I think this is just awful I check over a guy from rusty that Bob you are weighing in tonight here's what bugs access fighting. For the life of children should not include killing a doctor."

" Whatever I'm troubled with the difficult moral question of abortion I think to myself what would. -- today."

" You know they're not really reported getting."

" Hanging that's at a slumber party. Which explains CNN's slogan C edited her own life and you know."

" Shame on CNN for getting so much of their content from random online postings on the video's message board marks a colony comments CNN is doing a horrible job of trying to seem current. No one puts his Twitter as much as they do not even Twitter. I should note now the you can follow me on Twitter I'm jelly. This word from our sponsor. That I read. Godaddy.com makes it easy to customize your own virtual dedicated service. Just one of three popular plans to select your own Linux or windows server with all the plan options you need. Let's under the -- video -- when he checked out you'll save an additional 10% off your entire order. Some restrictions apply see site for details get your piece of the Internet at godaddy.com. Welcome back it's time for our number one story of the week the most -- video -- deadline amazing posted stop motion animation. Impressive and for those and you wonder if it was made vikings. Now for some political commentary from --"

" And finally know just because the press is willing to make a fuss about every aspect of your life doesn't mean you have to take them up -- it. You don't have to -- on television every minute of every day you're the president not they rerun of law -- Everytime I turn on the TV there's nobody getting a -- needing a cheeseburger with Joe why. And he's doing is retard -- He's taking Michelle to Broadway and then that. It's a cool it's the best season of the bachelor yet. I'm ping and believe me I love my bond and -- tech out of my mouth once and awhile. Right the other -- I caught myself saying to a friend don't tell me please fix the economy yet empty Boeing it. Now wherever during the campaign when John McCain attacked Obama for acting like a celebrity get after the grumpy old shells -- school. Well it turns out it was right. It's getting no you can't turn on your TV without seeing Obama what do you think is Dick Cheney. I was willing to give the guy the benefit of the doubt until I saw him take Brian Williams on a tour of his house. Like they do on cribs. And at the end of Obama's bad there was a teleprompter. -- and it said Hoosier daddy. I mean selling only personal part to stay popular I'm -- forehead but. You got us already we like you we -- why do. Paris getting it in a hurry in and wild with a nice lady. But so -- Lindsay wallet."

" Bill goes on to criticize Obama but it's only sort of money. Let's leave it to another onion report to really -- the political."

" President Obama announced today you -- drastically scaled back his agenda for America after a visit to a Denny's restaurant in Manassas Virginia caused him to quote. Completely reconsider what our nation is capable of achieving. In a press conference this afternoon the president said quote what I -- Denny's maybe realize how much I have over estimated the American people. Before you reclaim global leadership we must first stop eating six sausages and a pound of eggs covered -- for breakfast and we must stop leaving the house in sweat pants. -- more let's go to onion news network Washington correspondent Jane Carmichael who was traveling with the president this morning."

" Thanks Andrea the president's stop by the Denny's for breakfast -- room to a speaking engagement -- spent about 35 minutes inside when he came out he looked visibly shaken. I spoke to several -- customers and employees who witnessed the president's visit well I told -- I had no job any -- or at the locals want. I'll let -- I want our floor he says something so yeah -- says something -- Yeah it's trying this cannot. They're microwave to slow until it was hot all the way through because now. He's the president. Several people noted that Obama looked quote real uneasy throughout much of the meal particularly when he saw drunk man who was sleeping in the nearby Booth setup and vomit on his chocolate chip pancakes. And immediately go back."

" Thanks Jane and we have White House heavy Press Secretary Todd Graham joining us right now mr. grant give us the sense of how Big -- post Denny's policy changes will --"

" Well Andrea president was deeply unsettled as experience at Denny's so it's safe to say that change is will be sweeping. Other all laid out his new realistic hope for America credit and a badly replaces the president's previous agenda with goals he now things are more within the grasp of the American public -- Such as not having your children in public not calling UH is a -- and not smoking while waiting -- over Miami."

" So -- And so true but one thing America's awesome map watching movies and the easiest way to get them as with Netflix. We'll -- what you can rent over 90000 titles online including lots of Blu-ray titles with free shipping both ways your home. And now have over forty shipping centers almost all deliveries happen in just one business for Netflix plans start at 499 as we remember you can get -- no risk two week we found membership. Check it out at www.netflix.com/diggreel. Now for a little news trivia. What you will for Bradley booty calls FaceBook and stripper poles have in common besides my family reunion. Now you're wrong there all of this week's episode of wrongful. Bringing you the best standup comedy from around the world -- revision3.com. Slash world are awful. And now to meet with sports. Alexander. But some fans are going to trickle -- this one. Here's fans at Fenway can't you use steroids to Iraq."

" Did they get."

" It's funny how easily you could match those fans phases with -- bio enhanced troll muscles but he can't because that's legal. Like steroids. On the board Paula says don't you just love it when human beings can put aside their various differences and -- single target hate. Yes yes that -- acting -- made up of offends me. There's just an answer was not the father. You are not. It's amazing how much ability that is the need to hear the words Andrew you're not the father. This has been the diggreel thanks for joining us we'll be back next week. Typically."

" Priceless. And now for an update on our brands election our producer alignments. The land. Eileen Rivera I've forgot that we're during the Iran I ran they need it do with my director doing -- more motion."

" And Gator what do you -- I've seen judge said he liked because there was -- over the top. Came in meeting that I think there even if you're. That's why I am never on camera because I would be such a diva. But would be."

" From campaign that everybody who didn't eat. When."