Porn, Hamsters, Drugs and a rave with Christian Bale
Monday, February 9th, 2009 running time 15:03
Andrew finally returns from his sun-soaked vacation with a mustache, and videos that are both dirty and insane.
This week we feature a newsroom prank, one of the greatest TV bloopers ever, a really little kid on drugs, and the rant heard around the world remixed for your dancing pleasure.
Videos:
Highlights
read books
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12:27, 12:27
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Kanye West
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8:32, 10:03, 8:32, 10:03
)
high school
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5:03, 5:03
)
Costa Rica
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0:38, 0:38
)
read books
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12:27, 12:27
)
Kanye West
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8:32, 10:03, 8:32, 10:03
)
high school
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5:03, 5:03
)
Costa Rica
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0:38, 0:38
)
Automatically Generated Transcript(may not be 100% accurate) ( more )
" War. It's the big rail I'm Andrew I'm back I'm having mustache and -- people this week we've got killer hamsters Super Bowl pornography and kids on drugs."
" Little kids."
" Oh good god here we know. But it really brought to you by GoDaddy and HBO's east bound and down. Hey guys I've missed you all as I was surfing and playing with monkeys in Costa Rica I wanna give a huge thanks to Martin Sargent Kevin Rose and Sarah Lane for through -- and for my half the past two weeks. They did not -- And I just said Kevin Rose filling -- and my -- to close together and single sentence. So moving on this week is up to no good dear -- especially our number one video of the week with over 5500 day exits."
" The suspect you'd least suspect. --"
" Senior -- disappeared while her life guarding job at a pond in -- back in June of 2000. The possible suspect Rodney anger seen here around this is not -- obviously. Well he we're -- picture is currently in a Florida jail accused of murdering his girlfriend."
" Is a serious issue on the -- out what I'm sorry little -- make -- a little film. Janet that is a bad mistake news people on the board -- 22 gives us this Pickens says these criminals are getting my -- this just stand and trade GTA says suspect last seen eating popcorn on a piano. Hall boy are we having fun today that's Rocco says I see your news blooper and raising the news that there."
" We have going on course there's still inside searching for evidence I'm -- six people have been arrested and charged with. Intends to possess and deliver cocaine I'm told as much as 44 pounds of cocaine the descendants still inside."
" And that leads us right into the sweaty palms of one of the greatest TV bloopers ever."
" Happened just last week you've probably heard that Super Bowl viewers in Tucson Arizona were treated at thirty seconds of special coverage. --"
" It slap -- and you'll crack."
" We can't market. If you bought an -- Yeah."
" Okay."
" And whoever did that stunt had enormous balls. The show all those people that other guy's balls. Well that and other guys are throwing footballs. Just. A lot of balls -- this happening around here. And here well while we're on the topic with -- over 1800 digs here is hot Super Bowl fans get body --"
" Yeah."
" You're doing good. -- they could do it."
" Hello -- yeah see you wouldn't put an."
" Don't let the football in the without or any country music -- And a couple of more like a --"
" And dance with your girls."
" Then came as high school football rules. On the boards and -- 3 comments I was really hoping for a close up of their vagina. Kind of makes it sound like together they have one collective vagina can cause that. -- and in case things don't force says it it just me or does that didn't sound like he's shooting a porn out. No case banks so bored you both sound like you're shooting part of it. From the smut hello we have we have guests in the studio this just happens to be the day I have a mast that's in on the show porn videos. But speaking a bad accident crappy role models HBO has a new series premiering February 15 at 1030 PM's east bound and -- Every kid has a great -- they look up to any powers isn't that guy a play sports attributed this exercise was ultimately. -- Check the show out of stars Danny McBride who played red and Pineapple Express very funny man. And you can send your friend of voicemail from Kenny powers -- HBO dot com backs last eastbound and down. In another show we're checking out right here on -- three -- Monroe is back pixel perfect. Learn how to do crazy things the photos -- art images on Photoshop and illustrator all kinds of other applications. Full episodes air every Monday at 12 noon eastern time. Now everything we've shown so far as and when borderline insane. So we might as well just cross that line with over 2400 digs here's that's it -- is officially lost that."
" Oh. Hey we're. As you can see I mean every shipment and I don't know me bitch and change that just came through. Have so much it's not about. I don't start Apple's. So. Ask myself this question yes so it's who. -- Will be no. -- 2000 -- blue issue this. Problem. Do -- actions. Earlier this week I have -- area. Real news and called time out and caught up and mostly. Are -- time now. And to lose it happens. It happens opposite view. When the real issue is it that run away. I was forced to change my day. To. Martin. Louis the change. Q. Did you use it."
" And --"
" Makes total sense and you fair viewer can now refer to me as Arthur. Esquire. -- monkey -- comments we might have to go to miss teen South Carolina for translation."
" Beach head that some. People out there and our nation and it don't have bounds in that I believe that I education like such as the South Africa and says that Iraq everywhere like such -- is."
" Such as. On the board no limits is all Kanye West doesn't care about making sense the destruction of the spirit of the people of southern Louisiana Mississippi. -- being the most tragic loss of off. George Bush doesn't care about black people. Kind of -- that -- sincere con game where did he go to a shoe store in Narnia. But -- to make these popular. Which makes -- want to dance again. Maybe angry Christian -- welcome back me up on this one."
" Liberties entertain us and so many ways if only more of them had must actions but wait you can give them mustache is that our rent and yeah. Celebrity must Ask.com. Yeah. For the math that fan favorite celebrity. Actually this site and I worked very well so. You can do better. Pitcher you borrow it godaddy.com. They got dot com names as low as 199 plus world class coasting fast and easy website builders and much much more. Keep your personal information away from spammers hackers and and unstable Kanye West. Private domain registration from godaddy.com protect your privacy by keeping your address phone number. Out of the public database glass and a code DGR four when you check out to save an additional 15% on and the order 75 bucks or more. Some restrictions apply to your site for details get your feet to the Internet godaddy.com. Also we're conducting a survey here -- three to get some additional information from you guys you've got a few minutes. Please take a survey at grand vision three dot com slash big real survey. To complete the survey will be treated with me he didn't show me where he's gone. Thanks for companies out now. Maybe kindness and Christian -- just under a lot of celebrity pressure. Or maybe they're on drugs. Are you on drugs let's -- would you think about this that over 5000 days it's marijuana legalization. Yes we can."
" I'm a I'm a lawyer and journalist and a student."
" I'm a teacher other representatives. Cancer the update about -- provision for more dangers and the kind of self."
" Tell us scholarship I was fired twenty million arrests since 1965. Does get ridiculous prisons are overcrowded with nonviolent offenders."
" We have the opportunity to change."
" This is costing our country billions now we're old -- Straight dad where every race and nationality and we're not going to give up. -- tax you can regularly apply age restrictions. Create millions of jobs because it our economy president Obama this time legalization. Legalization. Yes we can."
" And I have no comment on this issue. Hey. I was peach flavored tobacco. On the board Menlo gave us this clip of the comedian keep Johansson progressive attitude towards Maryland which -- recognized versus less than it is to shop. Where they're not quite as understanding. I hadn't realized that I didn't really increases will be trying to legalize marijuana that you go under section. And where actually passed a bill might solve problems with the day's paper. You can easily he hit. He loses millions of dollars love your government to not do something in prison populations of which I'm pretty shocking that they would come to a sovereign country and push our government. Remember the forgotten and there are logging into who read books. "
" Yeah beauty."
" And before you go and legalize marijuana and horse rupees Obama take a closer look at the problem. --"
" And it."
" Yeah."
" Kind of felt good didn't."
" Give us his real life. Good."
" Or fingers. Now. Don't put that in don't put it in here. Now. Today. Stay in your -- It's okay it is just from the medicine."
" Now let's -- after that. I'm going to the dentist thanks for joining me are to be with a -- the fourth -- wired just lucky I'll see you next week. He verio. --"
" They didn't."
" War. It's the big rail I'm Andrew I'm back I'm having mustache and -- people this week we've got killer hamsters Super Bowl pornography and kids on drugs."
" Little kids."
" Oh good god here we know. But it really brought to you by GoDaddy and HBO's east bound and down. Hey guys I've missed you all as I was surfing and playing with monkeys in Costa Rica I wanna give a huge thanks to Martin Sargent Kevin Rose and Sarah Lane for through -- and for my half the past two weeks. They did not -- And I just said Kevin Rose filling -- and my -- to close together and single sentence. So moving on this week is up to no good dear -- especially our number one video of the week with over 5500 day exits."
" The suspect you'd least suspect. --"
" Senior -- disappeared while her life guarding job at a pond in -- back in June of 2000. The possible suspect Rodney anger seen here around this is not -- obviously. Well he we're -- picture is currently in a Florida jail accused of murdering his girlfriend."
" Is a serious issue on the -- out what I'm sorry little -- make -- a little film. Janet that is a bad mistake news people on the board -- 22 gives us this Pickens says these criminals are getting my -- this just stand and trade GTA says suspect last seen eating popcorn on a piano. Hall boy are we having fun today that's Rocco says I see your news blooper and raising the news that there."
" We have going on course there's still inside searching for evidence I'm -- six people have been arrested and charged with. Intends to possess and deliver cocaine I'm told as much as 44 pounds of cocaine the descendants still inside."
" And that leads us right into the sweaty palms of one of the greatest TV bloopers ever."
" Happened just last week you've probably heard that Super Bowl viewers in Tucson Arizona were treated at thirty seconds of special coverage. --"
" It slap -- and you'll crack."
" We can't market. If you bought an -- Yeah."
" Okay."
" And whoever did that stunt had enormous balls. The show all those people that other guy's balls. Well that and other guys are throwing footballs. Just. A lot of balls -- this happening around here. And here well while we're on the topic with -- over 1800 digs here is hot Super Bowl fans get body --"
" Yeah."
" You're doing good. -- they could do it."
" Hello -- yeah see you wouldn't put an."
" Don't let the football in the without or any country music -- And a couple of more like a --"
" And dance with your girls."
" Then came as high school football rules. On the boards and -- 3 comments I was really hoping for a close up of their vagina. Kind of makes it sound like together they have one collective vagina can cause that. -- and in case things don't force says it it just me or does that didn't sound like he's shooting a porn out. No case banks so bored you both sound like you're shooting part of it. From the smut hello we have we have guests in the studio this just happens to be the day I have a mast that's in on the show porn videos. But speaking a bad accident crappy role models HBO has a new series premiering February 15 at 1030 PM's east bound and -- Every kid has a great -- they look up to any powers isn't that guy a play sports attributed this exercise was ultimately. -- Check the show out of stars Danny McBride who played red and Pineapple Express very funny man. And you can send your friend of voicemail from Kenny powers -- HBO dot com backs last eastbound and down. In another show we're checking out right here on -- three -- Monroe is back pixel perfect. Learn how to do crazy things the photos -- art images on Photoshop and illustrator all kinds of other applications. Full episodes air every Monday at 12 noon eastern time. Now everything we've shown so far as and when borderline insane. So we might as well just cross that line with over 2400 digs here's that's it -- is officially lost that."
" Oh. Hey we're. As you can see I mean every shipment and I don't know me bitch and change that just came through. Have so much it's not about. I don't start Apple's. So. Ask myself this question yes so it's who. -- Will be no. -- 2000 -- blue issue this. Problem. Do -- actions. Earlier this week I have -- area. Real news and called time out and caught up and mostly. Are -- time now. And to lose it happens. It happens opposite view. When the real issue is it that run away. I was forced to change my day. To. Martin. Louis the change. Q. Did you use it."
" And --"
" Makes total sense and you fair viewer can now refer to me as Arthur. Esquire. -- monkey -- comments we might have to go to miss teen South Carolina for translation."
" Beach head that some. People out there and our nation and it don't have bounds in that I believe that I education like such as the South Africa and says that Iraq everywhere like such -- is."
" Such as. On the board no limits is all Kanye West doesn't care about making sense the destruction of the spirit of the people of southern Louisiana Mississippi. -- being the most tragic loss of off. George Bush doesn't care about black people. Kind of -- that -- sincere con game where did he go to a shoe store in Narnia. But -- to make these popular. Which makes -- want to dance again. Maybe angry Christian -- welcome back me up on this one."
" Liberties entertain us and so many ways if only more of them had must actions but wait you can give them mustache is that our rent and yeah. Celebrity must Ask.com. Yeah. For the math that fan favorite celebrity. Actually this site and I worked very well so. You can do better. Pitcher you borrow it godaddy.com. They got dot com names as low as 199 plus world class coasting fast and easy website builders and much much more. Keep your personal information away from spammers hackers and and unstable Kanye West. Private domain registration from godaddy.com protect your privacy by keeping your address phone number. Out of the public database glass and a code DGR four when you check out to save an additional 15% on and the order 75 bucks or more. Some restrictions apply to your site for details get your feet to the Internet godaddy.com. Also we're conducting a survey here -- three to get some additional information from you guys you've got a few minutes. Please take a survey at grand vision three dot com slash big real survey. To complete the survey will be treated with me he didn't show me where he's gone. Thanks for companies out now. Maybe kindness and Christian -- just under a lot of celebrity pressure. Or maybe they're on drugs. Are you on drugs let's -- would you think about this that over 5000 days it's marijuana legalization. Yes we can."
" I'm a I'm a lawyer and journalist and a student."
" I'm a teacher other representatives. Cancer the update about -- provision for more dangers and the kind of self."
" Tell us scholarship I was fired twenty million arrests since 1965. Does get ridiculous prisons are overcrowded with nonviolent offenders."
" We have the opportunity to change."
" This is costing our country billions now we're old -- Straight dad where every race and nationality and we're not going to give up. -- tax you can regularly apply age restrictions. Create millions of jobs because it our economy president Obama this time legalization. Legalization. Yes we can."
" And I have no comment on this issue. Hey. I was peach flavored tobacco. On the board Menlo gave us this clip of the comedian keep Johansson progressive attitude towards Maryland which -- recognized versus less than it is to shop. Where they're not quite as understanding. I hadn't realized that I didn't really increases will be trying to legalize marijuana that you go under section. And where actually passed a bill might solve problems with the day's paper. You can easily he hit. He loses millions of dollars love your government to not do something in prison populations of which I'm pretty shocking that they would come to a sovereign country and push our government. Remember the forgotten and there are logging into who read books. "
" Yeah beauty."
" And before you go and legalize marijuana and horse rupees Obama take a closer look at the problem. --"
" And it."
" Yeah."
" Kind of felt good didn't."
" Give us his real life. Good."
" Or fingers. Now. Don't put that in don't put it in here. Now. Today. Stay in your -- It's okay it is just from the medicine."
" Now let's -- after that. I'm going to the dentist thanks for joining me are to be with a -- the fourth -- wired just lucky I'll see you next week. He verio. --"
" They didn't."
mari1ee
Started discussion: February 9, 2009 @ 12:02pm GMT
Epsiode 57 - Porn, Hamsters, Drugs and a rave with Christian Bale [Discussion]
Andrew finally returns from his sun-soaked vacation with a mustache, and videos that are both dirty and insane.
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Murphy1d
9 months ago
"This is for the people of the (stache). It's comin back around again!" - Zach De La Rocha ...sorta.
Cybersuchus
9 months ago
Yeah, I agree with IanPR. The mustache may be making a comeback, but it's not there yet.
Andrew Bancroft
9 months ago
wow, really getting some mixed messaging about the stache. thanks for the feedback.
here's my general experience with growning the sleazy caterpillar:
people agree that it looks hideous, yet they are eventually drawn in and paralyzed by it's bristley powers. in the back of their minds squeaks a voice, "but... it's so ugly... and they must KNOW it's ugly... so WHY is it THERE?!" and that's when tom selleck leans in for the kill.
here's my general experience with growning the sleazy caterpillar:
people agree that it looks hideous, yet they are eventually drawn in and paralyzed by it's bristley powers. in the back of their minds squeaks a voice, "but... it's so ugly... and they must KNOW it's ugly... so WHY is it THERE?!" and that's when tom selleck leans in for the kill.
johninberkeley
9 months ago
Andrew, i can relate. I've been trying to bring back mutton chops for the last year. Its not really working, but kudos to you for at least trying something new. Remember, you are unique, just like everyone else.













Shave that thing off.
Its funny for one episode... but don't be "that guy".