" War."

" The Digg Reel grabs you by the absurdly simple virgin America basis signature card and GoDaddy."

" Welcome to the big real I'm Andrew and we've got a national joke for you today. It's still mad we even have a guest magician on the show."

" You think I'm lying. -- admitted past that stage and happened let's get to the videos the first one very. This show it's that from the onion and it's called YouTube contest challenges users to make. A good video."

" Plus think about the groundbreaking new YouTube contest calling for users to post a video that is good. Onion news network tech -- reporter Geoff Tate as the story."

" Thanks Nicole YouTube presented a challenge at a press conference earlier today make a video that is actually worth watching the price 100000. Dollars."

" The only requirement for our wedding video it is that it be somewhat watchable. Or provide even a shred of enjoyment for people other than those who made the video because."

" The idea of making a good video is new to so many of its users YouTube offered a list of suggestions including have some reason for making a video other than I only camera make sure the subject of the video can be seen and shoot the video while sober hundreds of YouTube users have posted video stating their intention to enter the contest including -- a cleaver a Grand Rapids, Michigan my --"

" We -- just. I catch you doing that blocks. The contest also inspired Jon Malkin who was already posted dozens of poorly lit pointless videos on the site."

" Never done revealed it's hard enough. Remembered as -- out directly into the camera without worrying about what's at stake YouTube says the ten person judging panel will be searching for a video that holds their attention but not because it is so utterly mystifying they can't stop watching when making their decision judges will not consider ratings and comments from the public."

" Not be affected by either consensus that the video is quote. Awesome hello well the greatest ever but for that matter that it quote totally Sox used up retarded fat."

" If and when -- winning video was chosen it will be placed in the new actually good tab on YouTube's website for now however the section remains empty. It's snapped an -- Alex Ferrer every one of us video up letter people. And I would quoted comment from the message board here but there weren't really any good ones out. Up next a delightful little romp called if the matrix ran on windows with over 7800. --"

" Down the -- told him the matrix is a simulated reality comes. And most advanced windows program ever deliberately let us."

" Machines and the matrix -- is he doing and what are just seemed back access to wait for -- hourglass goes way."

" Okay."

" One of these USB I think that."

" Notes that. Monitored in looking. I think they both have screwed -- Yeah yeah well it's sort of slows down yeah. So good. This. Was a training exercise. And agent in particular form of any being within Dimitri. You ought to trust no one. A difference. -- This happens from time. On with. Control alt delete. And -- hope cookies enabled. Yeah."

" threat and it's that we get I mean yeah. I help you -- senate got. I like it that your business and it is knows there."

" PC -- took their money down to act."

" So is all about the hate so far and on the board purchased one says meanwhile apple is -- a little closed up communities so busy throwing massive Victoria orgies."

" They can't see that they're completely outnumbered."

" And although I appreciate the comment we are so deepened a -- metaphor right now one word we're not gonna get out so I think some candy."

" Friend because you are really the only persons. Are you sure it's not just because -- grossed candles on my feet. --"

" Jason and I'm sorry. The opening."

" In Madrid during world to still readable that was the crickets kittles had ever with over 1500 day exam on the board for cannot predicts. Next they'll have someone who has -- for cubes and genitals. And particularly parents say did not. No they won't. And if they do god help us all. Back to the boards in -- added this."

" Get hungrier by the second hey -- store on commercial. -- brought here by the absurdly simple virgin America he's the signature card."

" Putting her actual birds and are not flying virgin America is -- sweet deals on plane trips and best -- you can watch the dig real -- there in your seats."

" And."

" About virgin America is releasing the absurdly simple virgin America -- the signature card. That's got no annual fee you can you Jakarta in more points towards free travel with no blackouts or restrictions anything anytime simple. On top of all that they're gonna give you a -- one way ticket to anywhere that life is -- by November 30 black. -- check out of certain simple dot com for more details yeah now it's time to welcome our special guest this -- show host himself he's a master of trickery. And -- cannot land on his head. You'll see why. Give it up for Bryant yeah."

" Yeah. And yeah. Yeah real excited to be here as a common sense that the school -- got about it I got a little show called -- school we called shelled out social engineering at the bar and on the street which is fancy way of saying using magic and trickery to -- your -- out of free drinks yeah. A total fan man and having. You as our resident scammer on the show thought it would be appropriate to show some -- with tricks allusions Tom apple Hillary things like that I think it. Sweet sort first with -- over 3000 -- it's hot college chick -- classic pregnant."

" Okay."

" Doesn't -- about it and would you -- what did you."

" The Olympics. Not. And and -- One -- hope."

" Okay that's funny and familiar."

" Mozilla. People who. -- Only you don't notice going to be okay. --"

" Obama hint at what you would think that to be honest for the first funny seconds I was watching the man must you know found that Israel is ineligible certainly was not. I did get good which you punched him in the rocks that was a good -- on that fact whacked out. The weird thing is on the message board that was our bigger part let people get really enraged by that I mean here's a few of the violent reactions we -- Cindy Mindy says she is definitely not hot at least she wouldn't be after I got done breaking her face after punching me in the ball. Yank pat says I would have knocked her (%expletive) off after recovery and 121 adequately says put your back at them that she. So to get even here it is a -- some guys got -- kids yeah but later it's your eyeballs don't forget now we've got a lot of balls that. Didn't sound and noted are that your approach so want to share with us in town Iowa canister to U."

" Going to say they got inspired me to become -- magician and his name's Devlin and he's gonna do a Little Rock and roll magic. And and didn't."

" Yeah."

" Wow he is indeed a master and you ask what's the answer is born. It depends on the club -- Take another magic video this week was office worker and the black hole with 12106. Chipped it to that really happened or -- how -- all done. Blossom run that way. Sorry did you shouldn't pass. Pianist. Totally on the board slim XBI says this video made me hungry and then there's one really made me hungry too."

" Okay."

" The -- yet you know private -- that. --"

" I'm and that has got to be real right now I got this yeah we could do. I could prove it but I don't I don't have a menu Leland."

" I've -- I don't have my magic music I've got to."

" All right fine. But it."

" Oh my god I -- and then pull the vaults. -- you Kohlberg. Like that pop culture. I'm out injuries that I mean. I need to return to magic. I'm best -- carrying could you like make. This veggie corn dog commandments speak Spanish manner and in no time."

" Look at -- And let -- that way for businesses to thank our second sponsor. GoDaddy can't go got a -- got makes it easy for you to customize your own virtual dedicated server should -- very popular plants -- Linux or windows server with all the plan options you need. Good I recently started registering dot CA domain names. Some restrictions apply fear factor details and here's the typing the URL that you could be getting her GoDaddy it's. Yeah. There's been cute things going to sleep. The normal pretty appropriately named there's a little cuteness rating and asleep in his -- perfect for wasting. Time if you haven't wasted enough time watching this show if you have suggestions for random -- that we let me know on the form at the big real dot com."

" Thank you another. Video -- have to show us in game. Apple is a classic -- magician takes up -- bags and put -- sharp usually unite under one album mixes them up sort of a Russian roulette game slams and there. Right hopefully missing the sharp object but every so often you get a job like this one."

" Limitations the film based chickens well and -- just as unsuccessful. Being blindfolded. Doesn't."

" Many Linden we both did the same trip and he talked a huge spider -- and began time."

" That comes with that Iraq he tends round on access to that -- to eat cheese and rock. I'll just use out -- you know that he's going to be able to appoint its."

" Unless."

" Something goes a little bit wrong. Yes PC and related sciences a slice of hesitation she knows -- and not fazed okay yes I'm pretty sure this is enough."

" For -- the last days he shakes his hands. And is going to hurt my plans on how fast and he's they had the late news my."

" Don't let me -- kids as the basic message. -- cops. I know that we bits of woods twice to get a life."

" Holy -- how would you -- only an -- stance. Yes he would now video isn't really a trick -- illusion but it is stupid. Brian engineers -- so you can see how hard it is host yeah arguing. Yeah. From Birmingham dot com with over 1000 did it the most idiotic business -- an invention you'll see this week. As our. Pretty good tool we can -- it around it just brought roll the clip. Not a really cool thing about this machine is that actually produces bad music you. All the Marc -- man says Flintstones. Meet them Flintstones. When he didn't. Quintana. Just make yourself and all of I thought it. I have -- I -- I might even hear no I I I was I don't know let's go I got to figure out the magician may need is that there. I was awkward well that's the big real and you'll probably be back next Wednesday to stamp school Revision 3 if you want to see more -- me and that's about it. Let's say it's the center in -- Israel. Of -- real."

" That bucket when there were friends."

" Of the scariest thing about fears -- music is today got to block."

" Yeah okay. Okay."

" And -- now having a resident scanner. Scammer. Yeah thanks Hannity but gave the residency it was actually an exploding let -- have seen him."

" Now that has got -- the modality that's just. I didn't even and it -- I had been kidnapped and he's -- me -- we just need a little music and magic music. Sweet are you ready I -- pa who added that it shut. -- You get affected up already had. Because we already have -- already often meant start we're going to be. You have the murder -- the rest the issue after the library -- or that will will advance. Not just for ten years from now on. -- It's magic sleight of mouth see you thought I just an abiding gun. You think -- at them and you -- well and only Nationalists actually it's didn't -- and matching pants. -- Hello rule. What welcome this and then -- bigger -- hands are so warm and magic com I don't think grandstands book though is guys about how it'll show and so on down. What do you got limits. Threats is to get it was so big getting is good awesome its. Has got to be real right now and I was just a scam and out I think he made a murder -- know well we did that -- prop. --"

" War."

" The Digg Reel grabs you by the absurdly simple virgin America basis signature card and GoDaddy."

" Welcome to the big real I'm Andrew and we've got a national joke for you today. It's still mad we even have a guest magician on the show."

" You think I'm lying. -- admitted past that stage and happened let's get to the videos the first one very. This show it's that from the onion and it's called YouTube contest challenges users to make. A good video."

" Plus think about the groundbreaking new YouTube contest calling for users to post a video that is good. Onion news network tech -- reporter Geoff Tate as the story."

" Thanks Nicole YouTube presented a challenge at a press conference earlier today make a video that is actually worth watching the price 100000. Dollars."

" The only requirement for our wedding video it is that it be somewhat watchable. Or provide even a shred of enjoyment for people other than those who made the video because."

" The idea of making a good video is new to so many of its users YouTube offered a list of suggestions including have some reason for making a video other than I only camera make sure the subject of the video can be seen and shoot the video while sober hundreds of YouTube users have posted video stating their intention to enter the contest including -- a cleaver a Grand Rapids, Michigan my --"

" We -- just. I catch you doing that blocks. The contest also inspired Jon Malkin who was already posted dozens of poorly lit pointless videos on the site."

" Never done revealed it's hard enough. Remembered as -- out directly into the camera without worrying about what's at stake YouTube says the ten person judging panel will be searching for a video that holds their attention but not because it is so utterly mystifying they can't stop watching when making their decision judges will not consider ratings and comments from the public."

" Not be affected by either consensus that the video is quote. Awesome hello well the greatest ever but for that matter that it quote totally Sox used up retarded fat."

" If and when -- winning video was chosen it will be placed in the new actually good tab on YouTube's website for now however the section remains empty. It's snapped an -- Alex Ferrer every one of us video up letter people. And I would quoted comment from the message board here but there weren't really any good ones out. Up next a delightful little romp called if the matrix ran on windows with over 7800. --"

" Down the -- told him the matrix is a simulated reality comes. And most advanced windows program ever deliberately let us."

" Machines and the matrix -- is he doing and what are just seemed back access to wait for -- hourglass goes way."

" Okay."

" One of these USB I think that."

" Notes that. Monitored in looking. I think they both have screwed -- Yeah yeah well it's sort of slows down yeah. So good. This. Was a training exercise. And agent in particular form of any being within Dimitri. You ought to trust no one. A difference. -- This happens from time. On with. Control alt delete. And -- hope cookies enabled. Yeah."

" threat and it's that we get I mean yeah. I help you -- senate got. I like it that your business and it is knows there."

" PC -- took their money down to act."

" So is all about the hate so far and on the board purchased one says meanwhile apple is -- a little closed up communities so busy throwing massive Victoria orgies."

" They can't see that they're completely outnumbered."

" And although I appreciate the comment we are so deepened a -- metaphor right now one word we're not gonna get out so I think some candy."

" Friend because you are really the only persons. Are you sure it's not just because -- grossed candles on my feet. --"

" Jason and I'm sorry. The opening."

" In Madrid during world to still readable that was the crickets kittles had ever with over 1500 day exam on the board for cannot predicts. Next they'll have someone who has -- for cubes and genitals. And particularly parents say did not. No they won't. And if they do god help us all. Back to the boards in -- added this."

" Get hungrier by the second hey -- store on commercial. -- brought here by the absurdly simple virgin America he's the signature card."

" Putting her actual birds and are not flying virgin America is -- sweet deals on plane trips and best -- you can watch the dig real -- there in your seats."

" And."

" About virgin America is releasing the absurdly simple virgin America -- the signature card. That's got no annual fee you can you Jakarta in more points towards free travel with no blackouts or restrictions anything anytime simple. On top of all that they're gonna give you a -- one way ticket to anywhere that life is -- by November 30 black. -- check out of certain simple dot com for more details yeah now it's time to welcome our special guest this -- show host himself he's a master of trickery. And -- cannot land on his head. You'll see why. Give it up for Bryant yeah."

" Yeah. And yeah. Yeah real excited to be here as a common sense that the school -- got about it I got a little show called -- school we called shelled out social engineering at the bar and on the street which is fancy way of saying using magic and trickery to -- your -- out of free drinks yeah. A total fan man and having. You as our resident scammer on the show thought it would be appropriate to show some -- with tricks allusions Tom apple Hillary things like that I think it. Sweet sort first with -- over 3000 -- it's hot college chick -- classic pregnant."

" Okay."

" Doesn't -- about it and would you -- what did you."

" The Olympics. Not. And and -- One -- hope."

" Okay that's funny and familiar."

" Mozilla. People who. -- Only you don't notice going to be okay. --"

" Obama hint at what you would think that to be honest for the first funny seconds I was watching the man must you know found that Israel is ineligible certainly was not. I did get good which you punched him in the rocks that was a good -- on that fact whacked out. The weird thing is on the message board that was our bigger part let people get really enraged by that I mean here's a few of the violent reactions we -- Cindy Mindy says she is definitely not hot at least she wouldn't be after I got done breaking her face after punching me in the ball. Yank pat says I would have knocked her (%expletive) off after recovery and 121 adequately says put your back at them that she. So to get even here it is a -- some guys got -- kids yeah but later it's your eyeballs don't forget now we've got a lot of balls that. Didn't sound and noted are that your approach so want to share with us in town Iowa canister to U."

" Going to say they got inspired me to become -- magician and his name's Devlin and he's gonna do a Little Rock and roll magic. And and didn't."

" Yeah."

" Wow he is indeed a master and you ask what's the answer is born. It depends on the club -- Take another magic video this week was office worker and the black hole with 12106. Chipped it to that really happened or -- how -- all done. Blossom run that way. Sorry did you shouldn't pass. Pianist. Totally on the board slim XBI says this video made me hungry and then there's one really made me hungry too."

" Okay."

" The -- yet you know private -- that. --"

" I'm and that has got to be real right now I got this yeah we could do. I could prove it but I don't I don't have a menu Leland."

" I've -- I don't have my magic music I've got to."

" All right fine. But it."

" Oh my god I -- and then pull the vaults. -- you Kohlberg. Like that pop culture. I'm out injuries that I mean. I need to return to magic. I'm best -- carrying could you like make. This veggie corn dog commandments speak Spanish manner and in no time."

" Look at -- And let -- that way for businesses to thank our second sponsor. GoDaddy can't go got a -- got makes it easy for you to customize your own virtual dedicated server should -- very popular plants -- Linux or windows server with all the plan options you need. Good I recently started registering dot CA domain names. Some restrictions apply fear factor details and here's the typing the URL that you could be getting her GoDaddy it's. Yeah. There's been cute things going to sleep. The normal pretty appropriately named there's a little cuteness rating and asleep in his -- perfect for wasting. Time if you haven't wasted enough time watching this show if you have suggestions for random -- that we let me know on the form at the big real dot com."

" Thank you another. Video -- have to show us in game. Apple is a classic -- magician takes up -- bags and put -- sharp usually unite under one album mixes them up sort of a Russian roulette game slams and there. Right hopefully missing the sharp object but every so often you get a job like this one."

" Limitations the film based chickens well and -- just as unsuccessful. Being blindfolded. Doesn't."

" Many Linden we both did the same trip and he talked a huge spider -- and began time."

" That comes with that Iraq he tends round on access to that -- to eat cheese and rock. I'll just use out -- you know that he's going to be able to appoint its."

" Unless."

" Something goes a little bit wrong. Yes PC and related sciences a slice of hesitation she knows -- and not fazed okay yes I'm pretty sure this is enough."

" For -- the last days he shakes his hands. And is going to hurt my plans on how fast and he's they had the late news my."

" Don't let me -- kids as the basic message. -- cops. I know that we bits of woods twice to get a life."

" Holy -- how would you -- only an -- stance. Yes he would now video isn't really a trick -- illusion but it is stupid. Brian engineers -- so you can see how hard it is host yeah arguing. Yeah. From Birmingham dot com with over 1000 did it the most idiotic business -- an invention you'll see this week. As our. Pretty good tool we can -- it around it just brought roll the clip. Not a really cool thing about this machine is that actually produces bad music you. All the Marc -- man says Flintstones. Meet them Flintstones. When he didn't. Quintana. Just make yourself and all of I thought it. I have -- I -- I might even hear no I I I was I don't know let's go I got to figure out the magician may need is that there. I was awkward well that's the big real and you'll probably be back next Wednesday to stamp school Revision 3 if you want to see more -- me and that's about it. Let's say it's the center in -- Israel. Of -- real."

" That bucket when there were friends."

" Of the scariest thing about fears -- music is today got to block."

" Yeah okay. Okay."

" And -- now having a resident scanner. Scammer. Yeah thanks Hannity but gave the residency it was actually an exploding let -- have seen him."

" Now that has got -- the modality that's just. I didn't even and it -- I had been kidnapped and he's -- me -- we just need a little music and magic music. Sweet are you ready I -- pa who added that it shut. -- You get affected up already had. Because we already have -- already often meant start we're going to be. You have the murder -- the rest the issue after the library -- or that will will advance. Not just for ten years from now on. -- It's magic sleight of mouth see you thought I just an abiding gun. You think -- at them and you -- well and only Nationalists actually it's didn't -- and matching pants. -- Hello rule. What welcome this and then -- bigger -- hands are so warm and magic com I don't think grandstands book though is guys about how it'll show and so on down. What do you got limits. Threats is to get it was so big getting is good awesome its. Has got to be real right now and I was just a scam and out I think he made a murder -- know well we did that -- prop. --"