" It's the big real and somebody forgot to take -- today I took up everything now make up I cut my hair can --"

" No yeah. Okay this little thing."

" They really brought to you by godaddy and Netflix."

" Welcome to the Digg -- the best videos of the -- and all their ridiculous glory today will be exploring jocks versus nerds but mostly nerds. First the crazy -- (%expletive) storm over 5800 Diggs it's a mom cancel the World of Warcraft account and okay my mom just can't keep my brother who can count years. -- And."

" Well okay."

" Yeah. Yeah."

" Wait why. Yeah."

" Yeah yeah. Yeah yeah."

" It."

" Not sure where you guys stop at this thing was screaming fake to me. Fake but still are currently funny on the pork barrel -- asked the question we were all thinking. If he'd just spoken try to shove a remote up his ass."

" Yeah. Yeah."

" My other favorite comments were the ones that compared this -- to various famous film freak out like Demi Ronan who said it was a colossal raptor impression Bibby Simon do you compare him to his -- from 28 days later. And for armory who's risen reminded of the T 1000 just yeah. Yeah rising costs. -- you see it. It's it's."

" Crazy. Mom."

" It's okay."

" It's close."

" And that's enough that -- let's go old school here's captain Kirk gives common finger. I can. Amendment award -- Africa. This is where you go. That's a spaceship. Sounds. Like you're relying on a walk back to my car. But he'd do I look back then they went. The -- The -- there you go that I what you can't you let."

" And Jane's -- and oh yeah. Hold on spotlight and yeah. And gotta wait a minute yes you have to wait a minute. Why wait a minute yes I don't do that had another guy does that you'll -- don't. He's your best friend you. The other end of the galaxy you -- did you -- your best friend when you're doing this you know politically you're doing is giving him the finger behind."

" It's."

" And you're talk show Shatner is Ron nerve I've yet to be invited. Parents on the bio on the biography notes and bio. It's as -- yeah they they won't leave his bio. Biography Channel is what its -- but the ones we buy from I would love I."

" I believe Oscar menu TV fans that investment to comment live long and buck off."

" Now for the ultimate jocks versus -- speech from everyone's favorite PC here's John Hodgman why Obama is the first standard practice. It's not the time for bickering. This is a historic moment. Because seated to my right right now is the person that some people say is the first -- president of the modern here."

" Look at the evidence. It is said that he collected a comic books as a child he is fassel with a Star Trek reference. He knows who the father of Superman in store -- in jail are Heisman. He's not only comfortable with technology. But is apparently addicted to his name brand Smartphone that I shall not name for contractual reasons. He is a writer. He writes books even money doesn't have to. And he speaks of restoring science. And the concept of objective reality to the public square is an exciting time to be married there is talk. In some states that even decriminalizing. Evolution. At this very moment. The fate of your time. Is strange. -- With the sleep schedules of the geeks who maintain the servers at Twitter and you didn't. Even the president seems to appreciate. That we reached a turning point in history a triumph or dare I say a revenge of the nerds. But we in the -- community. Are nervous. More so than usual. We're wearing Mr. President I have to slow starts. Are you really. One of us. Because after all despite his -- which com and gangly frame. Known to dabble. In sports. Is blowing. The hard steps. But they -- basketball. Let's bring you seen. Constantly. Looking at March Madness brackets and I was encouraged by this -- I presume March Madness brackets with some form of obscure punctuation. I thought that he was a tight faced -- my kind of people but apparently some kind of -- church that I don't understand. I don't know what to believe anymore frankly you know the talk radio say the president is industry. There is no documentation of his existing before this very nice to frankly. We have no proof that he is an American citizen or for that matter and EarthLink. I think it's a legitimate question. Is the president truly -- score. Scorers and I'll just an act. It's -- says obviously prosthetic ears and."

" Share fine and we have a president who can out think gas and out Don -- But we no longer have a vice president with the guts to shoot its brands based -- do we. Ask you are we really better off. Oh wait we do have this video of Obama becoming a ruthless killing machine."

" To get better. That's the most persistent client receive."

" Nice."

" We're world. -- My god it's so I got -- It's very good. It's on it's a great time there you are so my. --"

" Groundbreaking. Okay okay okay says totally justified after all they were talking in the no fly zone. Part of that ceremonial signing -- of the agreement you see if there. Who won the right after Indiana remember. Remember when commanders fear -- the president. The zero brought to you by godaddy.com. Web hosting from godaddy.com includes 99.9 percent up time 24 sevenths support. And free access to hosting connection. The place to install over thirty free applications sure to help you get the most from your hosting plan website. But under the code DGR five when you check out you get ten bucks off any order of forty bucks or more. Some restrictions apply see site for details get your piece of the Internet at godaddy.com. Our. We spent some time at the nerds skip to the jocks here's gymnast Shawn Johnson -- after breaking away."

" Sad -- to tell you about from the world sports gymnast Shawn Johnson who won all of our hearts at last year's Olympics which you brought home a gold medal. Well she was practicing last night on the uneven bars. And broker need."

" Doctors on the scene determine the injury would be a career and her form is Johnson and minutes later her parents made the difficult decision to use Anheuser. She was just seventeen with us now our Sean parents Doug and Terry in must be such a hard time for you."

" It is Tracy is tough whenever you have to footage in this to sleep but. We've been watching Sean developers and Jim is for so long it really feels like losing a friend we considered to be a part of -- now a lot of people probably don't understand why it's necessary -- you tonight agendas and -- like this now."

" You understand that this is tough on suns fans -- but. Even if she had regained the strength and that election would have still been too skittish to ever competing plan so it just didn't make sense to keep her alive and in -- it's very expensive to keep going -- no doubt you must have so many wonderful memories etched on selflessly in the mornings I would wake up before dawn and."

" Leader down to the track and exercise. And their certificates that -- she looked with the steam just rising half a body of cold when she really was beautiful amigos as he can do."

" Her hind quarters were so strong arming and she never tried to mock was Wii -- he had training."

" haven't been done can you tell me what were Sean is final moments like she was -- on the map and making a lot of noise. We couldn't really bear to see her like that so when the doctor showed up we just -- communal. Who can need to do but she wasn't any pain unknown unknown notion was not in pain it was just a quick shot to the back I do understand -- starting a foundation in John's honor yet Jones only seventeen years old so we never got to -- right in the foundation is gonna give some lucky four year old that. Chance to move into Sean stalled in Trenton office."

" My daughter is in fact we're planning on naming our next in the steered its its pretty enthusiastically."

" It's funny because it's true. None of the real world of animal sports here's some killer cat karate titled -- the tax Rottweiler."

" Good good."

" It doesn't public."

" The balls on that policy. Sorry that's not a very pleasant image and neither is this here's reared -- meltdown on reality show ever."

" You've all shown tremendous potential. But unfortunately. It took you. Will be going home tonight. Let's just like the simple that. You can kiss me I'm glad that I won't compete with the women. You could choose me and then they can -- and they have their hands so let's make it simple. Glory glory hole and hold on just seconds oh my goodness it only. Yeah Obama."

" Doesn't look. Can show you. Campaign."

" Look I just got everything now make up I cut my hair can tell."

" This is the most news."

" Sox thing I think I have than ever experienced in my life."

" Gloria I'll talk to your your your job on him."

" I'm not winning you know him. Can choose to let me gab why did you want to find out who goes yeah I'm -- heat I want to take care of them but I don't and he -- I want to take care and I'm happy."

" I can't -- and I love that but that's that's a pretty strong women have been probably take care of themselves well right there. And if I get your choice okay are you want to do is right now sure she's got right here how many people on this panel would feel much more comfortable floor was not. Continue to be on the show be honest ways we. -- and I think we're all on agreement that would be better off here not to continue. Hey."

" take my top line because he is spiritual and then if they weren't going to protect them. I went down to mile flat -- yeah. Yeah. That was -- like angels and never experienced in my life."

" Should I out of a photo you just exactly as you got your closet Communist."

" She looked fabulous in a photo so you guys just lost some competition. What does that statement make me really sad about humanity. Some message board got kind of interest things starting with Malarkey PM who wrote I admire and not just because she took her shirt off. No I admire her because she came to her senses she saw the absurdity of reality TV for what it was and responded with an absurd gesture of her own. To which the monk mob replied she wasn't sticking it to the man should just one (%expletive) nuts on. And -- is an attitude amazing game at this speech from Ricky Gervais."

" on the -- pitches in the south with other people -- in the program -- Oh now pregnant we must televise the best quick save Ryan Seacrest resentment maybe in my each -- hundred grace is variance. A moment ago is on to secure these that is just the command line and the young people to want to tune them. The Chinese hope stones to choose the perfect moment to go into rehab. But to their publicist for the -- taxi and the commodity the second all biography this -- called love -- want to kill myself I'll kill yourself and and that I was not the photos found productivity -- core and I just think an important. If there's stuff always protect its atmosphere wouldn't hurt the streets couple quick Anita pitchers come and he has the pimple they wouldn't panic only something else. Take a moment and goings. Yeah of the -- you see a picture of Lindsay the -- and have a car. And the headline is government to be to see in the physical she can see in the because -- photographer is lying in the road putting this come up addressed to CN because. Yeah they actually did -- press. I thought gee that my -- this show as well -- yeah that's become oh it's exploitation basis what the public while not. The bit chilly -- should never -- so why not go Big Brother all American underwear and then rebounds. We we give out the bill will do it to the east they give up on multimillionaires. And funky -- this time. Shame on you. And shame on me. On the west to vote because -- want these people that those aluminum saying that it's in my blood yeah it's in my blessed is a -- just two months. -- two odds didn't want for the work in that prewar Iraq. His dad. So don't always want to do. And I assume all of my card she has columns but they look -- either way."

" Kind of makes you -- stop watching reality TV altogether. And watch some quality movies instead it wouldn't let you rent over 90000 titles online including lots of Blu-ray titles with free shipping both ways to your home. And now have over forty shipping centers almost all deliveries happen in just one business day Netflix plans start 499. As a new member you can get a no risk two week free trial membership. Check it out at www.netflix.com/diggreel. And quick question where are you fan of computers the Internet or technology. I'm now stupid question of course you are and you should be -- Tekzilla starts to rev three shows starring Jesus Patrick Norton and Veronica Belmont. Which reviewed the latest gadgets technology helps enhance what you should I. Catch -- every Thursday on tekzilla.com. And the last video is less about jocks versus nerds like fox versus nerds it's box cut with its pants down on ABC attacks."

" You Republican National Committee is crying foul over a planned ABC news special the RNC letters said the special has the potential. To become quote a glorified infomercial no administration that I'm aware of in recent years has been able to use the White House and a similar fashion reporting from inside the White House right there this is an unprecedented access to the White House. This hour the 43 president as you've never seen him. Over the past few months he's given Fox News unprecedented access at his ranch in Texas aboard Air Force One. In the White House residence upstairs this was all made for glorification of the present United States we begin in the Oval Office just after New Year's stadium. At 61 years old yeah. He still has the legs to leave his much younger Secret Service mountain biking partners in his -- she drove me around the ranch. When you look back over these this time. Is there one thing that you both Bravo ABC's journalistic credibility is going to be hurt."

" America is dead tonight is tonight that journalists and journalism in America is that it. Now we're dedicated to giving you balanced opinions here at the dig real so I'll read a wide variety of the comments that were up there. This is highly president and (%expletive) from fox (%expletive) hate Fox News. Fox Fox News fox Fox News in all caps and finally watching Fox News and trying to get something out of it is like trying to -- by the blind guy. What a weird analogy a way to here's a video of Ryan Seacrest trying to high five a blind guy. --"

" It's 55."

" Congratulations --"

" Wow where do you go from there home you go home people thanks for watching I'll see you next week. Keep it real."

" It's the big real and somebody forgot to take -- today I took up everything now make up I cut my hair can --"

" No yeah. Okay this little thing."

" They really brought to you by godaddy and Netflix."

" Welcome to the Digg -- the best videos of the -- and all their ridiculous glory today will be exploring jocks versus nerds but mostly nerds. First the crazy -- (%expletive) storm over 5800 Diggs it's a mom cancel the World of Warcraft account and okay my mom just can't keep my brother who can count years. -- And."

" Well okay."

" Yeah. Yeah."

" Wait why. Yeah."

" Yeah yeah. Yeah yeah."

" It."

" Not sure where you guys stop at this thing was screaming fake to me. Fake but still are currently funny on the pork barrel -- asked the question we were all thinking. If he'd just spoken try to shove a remote up his ass."

" Yeah. Yeah."

" My other favorite comments were the ones that compared this -- to various famous film freak out like Demi Ronan who said it was a colossal raptor impression Bibby Simon do you compare him to his -- from 28 days later. And for armory who's risen reminded of the T 1000 just yeah. Yeah rising costs. -- you see it. It's it's."

" Crazy. Mom."

" It's okay."

" It's close."

" And that's enough that -- let's go old school here's captain Kirk gives common finger. I can. Amendment award -- Africa. This is where you go. That's a spaceship. Sounds. Like you're relying on a walk back to my car. But he'd do I look back then they went. The -- The -- there you go that I what you can't you let."

" And Jane's -- and oh yeah. Hold on spotlight and yeah. And gotta wait a minute yes you have to wait a minute. Why wait a minute yes I don't do that had another guy does that you'll -- don't. He's your best friend you. The other end of the galaxy you -- did you -- your best friend when you're doing this you know politically you're doing is giving him the finger behind."

" It's."

" And you're talk show Shatner is Ron nerve I've yet to be invited. Parents on the bio on the biography notes and bio. It's as -- yeah they they won't leave his bio. Biography Channel is what its -- but the ones we buy from I would love I."

" I believe Oscar menu TV fans that investment to comment live long and buck off."

" Now for the ultimate jocks versus -- speech from everyone's favorite PC here's John Hodgman why Obama is the first standard practice. It's not the time for bickering. This is a historic moment. Because seated to my right right now is the person that some people say is the first -- president of the modern here."

" Look at the evidence. It is said that he collected a comic books as a child he is fassel with a Star Trek reference. He knows who the father of Superman in store -- in jail are Heisman. He's not only comfortable with technology. But is apparently addicted to his name brand Smartphone that I shall not name for contractual reasons. He is a writer. He writes books even money doesn't have to. And he speaks of restoring science. And the concept of objective reality to the public square is an exciting time to be married there is talk. In some states that even decriminalizing. Evolution. At this very moment. The fate of your time. Is strange. -- With the sleep schedules of the geeks who maintain the servers at Twitter and you didn't. Even the president seems to appreciate. That we reached a turning point in history a triumph or dare I say a revenge of the nerds. But we in the -- community. Are nervous. More so than usual. We're wearing Mr. President I have to slow starts. Are you really. One of us. Because after all despite his -- which com and gangly frame. Known to dabble. In sports. Is blowing. The hard steps. But they -- basketball. Let's bring you seen. Constantly. Looking at March Madness brackets and I was encouraged by this -- I presume March Madness brackets with some form of obscure punctuation. I thought that he was a tight faced -- my kind of people but apparently some kind of -- church that I don't understand. I don't know what to believe anymore frankly you know the talk radio say the president is industry. There is no documentation of his existing before this very nice to frankly. We have no proof that he is an American citizen or for that matter and EarthLink. I think it's a legitimate question. Is the president truly -- score. Scorers and I'll just an act. It's -- says obviously prosthetic ears and."

" Share fine and we have a president who can out think gas and out Don -- But we no longer have a vice president with the guts to shoot its brands based -- do we. Ask you are we really better off. Oh wait we do have this video of Obama becoming a ruthless killing machine."

" To get better. That's the most persistent client receive."

" Nice."

" We're world. -- My god it's so I got -- It's very good. It's on it's a great time there you are so my. --"

" Groundbreaking. Okay okay okay says totally justified after all they were talking in the no fly zone. Part of that ceremonial signing -- of the agreement you see if there. Who won the right after Indiana remember. Remember when commanders fear -- the president. The zero brought to you by godaddy.com. Web hosting from godaddy.com includes 99.9 percent up time 24 sevenths support. And free access to hosting connection. The place to install over thirty free applications sure to help you get the most from your hosting plan website. But under the code DGR five when you check out you get ten bucks off any order of forty bucks or more. Some restrictions apply see site for details get your piece of the Internet at godaddy.com. Our. We spent some time at the nerds skip to the jocks here's gymnast Shawn Johnson -- after breaking away."

" Sad -- to tell you about from the world sports gymnast Shawn Johnson who won all of our hearts at last year's Olympics which you brought home a gold medal. Well she was practicing last night on the uneven bars. And broker need."

" Doctors on the scene determine the injury would be a career and her form is Johnson and minutes later her parents made the difficult decision to use Anheuser. She was just seventeen with us now our Sean parents Doug and Terry in must be such a hard time for you."

" It is Tracy is tough whenever you have to footage in this to sleep but. We've been watching Sean developers and Jim is for so long it really feels like losing a friend we considered to be a part of -- now a lot of people probably don't understand why it's necessary -- you tonight agendas and -- like this now."

" You understand that this is tough on suns fans -- but. Even if she had regained the strength and that election would have still been too skittish to ever competing plan so it just didn't make sense to keep her alive and in -- it's very expensive to keep going -- no doubt you must have so many wonderful memories etched on selflessly in the mornings I would wake up before dawn and."

" Leader down to the track and exercise. And their certificates that -- she looked with the steam just rising half a body of cold when she really was beautiful amigos as he can do."

" Her hind quarters were so strong arming and she never tried to mock was Wii -- he had training."

" haven't been done can you tell me what were Sean is final moments like she was -- on the map and making a lot of noise. We couldn't really bear to see her like that so when the doctor showed up we just -- communal. Who can need to do but she wasn't any pain unknown unknown notion was not in pain it was just a quick shot to the back I do understand -- starting a foundation in John's honor yet Jones only seventeen years old so we never got to -- right in the foundation is gonna give some lucky four year old that. Chance to move into Sean stalled in Trenton office."

" My daughter is in fact we're planning on naming our next in the steered its its pretty enthusiastically."

" It's funny because it's true. None of the real world of animal sports here's some killer cat karate titled -- the tax Rottweiler."

" Good good."

" It doesn't public."

" The balls on that policy. Sorry that's not a very pleasant image and neither is this here's reared -- meltdown on reality show ever."

" You've all shown tremendous potential. But unfortunately. It took you. Will be going home tonight. Let's just like the simple that. You can kiss me I'm glad that I won't compete with the women. You could choose me and then they can -- and they have their hands so let's make it simple. Glory glory hole and hold on just seconds oh my goodness it only. Yeah Obama."

" Doesn't look. Can show you. Campaign."

" Look I just got everything now make up I cut my hair can tell."

" This is the most news."

" Sox thing I think I have than ever experienced in my life."

" Gloria I'll talk to your your your job on him."

" I'm not winning you know him. Can choose to let me gab why did you want to find out who goes yeah I'm -- heat I want to take care of them but I don't and he -- I want to take care and I'm happy."

" I can't -- and I love that but that's that's a pretty strong women have been probably take care of themselves well right there. And if I get your choice okay are you want to do is right now sure she's got right here how many people on this panel would feel much more comfortable floor was not. Continue to be on the show be honest ways we. -- and I think we're all on agreement that would be better off here not to continue. Hey."

" take my top line because he is spiritual and then if they weren't going to protect them. I went down to mile flat -- yeah. Yeah. That was -- like angels and never experienced in my life."

" Should I out of a photo you just exactly as you got your closet Communist."

" She looked fabulous in a photo so you guys just lost some competition. What does that statement make me really sad about humanity. Some message board got kind of interest things starting with Malarkey PM who wrote I admire and not just because she took her shirt off. No I admire her because she came to her senses she saw the absurdity of reality TV for what it was and responded with an absurd gesture of her own. To which the monk mob replied she wasn't sticking it to the man should just one (%expletive) nuts on. And -- is an attitude amazing game at this speech from Ricky Gervais."

" on the -- pitches in the south with other people -- in the program -- Oh now pregnant we must televise the best quick save Ryan Seacrest resentment maybe in my each -- hundred grace is variance. A moment ago is on to secure these that is just the command line and the young people to want to tune them. The Chinese hope stones to choose the perfect moment to go into rehab. But to their publicist for the -- taxi and the commodity the second all biography this -- called love -- want to kill myself I'll kill yourself and and that I was not the photos found productivity -- core and I just think an important. If there's stuff always protect its atmosphere wouldn't hurt the streets couple quick Anita pitchers come and he has the pimple they wouldn't panic only something else. Take a moment and goings. Yeah of the -- you see a picture of Lindsay the -- and have a car. And the headline is government to be to see in the physical she can see in the because -- photographer is lying in the road putting this come up addressed to CN because. Yeah they actually did -- press. I thought gee that my -- this show as well -- yeah that's become oh it's exploitation basis what the public while not. The bit chilly -- should never -- so why not go Big Brother all American underwear and then rebounds. We we give out the bill will do it to the east they give up on multimillionaires. And funky -- this time. Shame on you. And shame on me. On the west to vote because -- want these people that those aluminum saying that it's in my blood yeah it's in my blessed is a -- just two months. -- two odds didn't want for the work in that prewar Iraq. His dad. So don't always want to do. And I assume all of my card she has columns but they look -- either way."

" Kind of makes you -- stop watching reality TV altogether. And watch some quality movies instead it wouldn't let you rent over 90000 titles online including lots of Blu-ray titles with free shipping both ways to your home. And now have over forty shipping centers almost all deliveries happen in just one business day Netflix plans start 499. As a new member you can get a no risk two week free trial membership. Check it out at www.netflix.com/diggreel. And quick question where are you fan of computers the Internet or technology. I'm now stupid question of course you are and you should be -- Tekzilla starts to rev three shows starring Jesus Patrick Norton and Veronica Belmont. Which reviewed the latest gadgets technology helps enhance what you should I. Catch -- every Thursday on tekzilla.com. And the last video is less about jocks versus nerds like fox versus nerds it's box cut with its pants down on ABC attacks."

" You Republican National Committee is crying foul over a planned ABC news special the RNC letters said the special has the potential. To become quote a glorified infomercial no administration that I'm aware of in recent years has been able to use the White House and a similar fashion reporting from inside the White House right there this is an unprecedented access to the White House. This hour the 43 president as you've never seen him. Over the past few months he's given Fox News unprecedented access at his ranch in Texas aboard Air Force One. In the White House residence upstairs this was all made for glorification of the present United States we begin in the Oval Office just after New Year's stadium. At 61 years old yeah. He still has the legs to leave his much younger Secret Service mountain biking partners in his -- she drove me around the ranch. When you look back over these this time. Is there one thing that you both Bravo ABC's journalistic credibility is going to be hurt."

" America is dead tonight is tonight that journalists and journalism in America is that it. Now we're dedicated to giving you balanced opinions here at the dig real so I'll read a wide variety of the comments that were up there. This is highly president and (%expletive) from fox (%expletive) hate Fox News. Fox Fox News fox Fox News in all caps and finally watching Fox News and trying to get something out of it is like trying to -- by the blind guy. What a weird analogy a way to here's a video of Ryan Seacrest trying to high five a blind guy. --"

" It's 55."

" Congratulations --"

" Wow where do you go from there home you go home people thanks for watching I'll see you next week. Keep it real."