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The Stupid Human Edition

Sunday, July 26th, 2009 – running time 13:27
How stupid are humans? I think we know the answer to that question!

Segments

Home Shopping Fail

Would you buy his product?

00:00

Play

Home Katana

Swords are sharp.

01:31

Play

Arnold in Crazy Japanese Commercial

The Guvnuh in a very odd commercial.

02:11

Play

Cock Shot

Teach your guy friends a lesson with the Cock Shot.

02:54

Play

Comfort Wipe

Do you really need TP on a stick?

04:37

Play

Girl Makes Same Face in Every Photo

Some people make us sad.

06:28

Play

Hard Ticket to Hawaii

A good technique for slaying bad guys with a frisbee.

07:43

Play

Gynocologist Car Sales

I'd love to buy a car from this guy.

09:29

Play

Hoogie Boogie Land

An epic concert performance to close out the show.

11:20

Play

Highlights
netflix ( 0:29, 10:29 ) video game ( 10:54 ) san diego comic ( 10:57 ) boogie ( 11:27 )

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" Hey it's our second summer series Digg -- this time it's the stupid human addition --"

" Not yeah."

" And that's just the tip of the guys who. -- The Digg -- brought to you by godaddy and Netflix. I'm Andrew and this is the second installment of the Digg -- summer series we're gonna look at some of my favorite stupid human moments. And then we're all gonna make out there on and around nine. First up it's hard to get dumber than this homes topping."

" That Google button and I'm due in person and apple releases and what right here click the button and that is it and then after that they'll lock. Firmly in place -- really. Iraq and at the top it is that the beginning yeah. They have a you know you have to get up -- the law Heisman boy I don't think most of -- At today is very faith it's durable and don't like wearing me you don't really. Now blocked them like with a look at the growing. You've. Got here you -- act I didn't have a lot you have to -- like rocket drove it."

" Right guys a salesman he fell and broke his base and just kept telling snowing snowing and it's safe that just want you guys to realize that that things things. I'm like the home shopping content has soared. And the nice thing about -- brackets to --"

" I all all that hurt. I hope that her dig down. A piece of that yet that hit just got me -- up. So that got me good. You are a piece that hit just got me. Oh cry now. We. Made an aid emergency surgery. Industry I'll stop laughing man has died here. But we're gonna some less dangerous commercials less dangerous but so not balls confusing. Here's my governor in a Japanese commercial. Who knows what. --"

" Now from what I can ascertain this product turns you into -- graver. Makes you fly. And transforms your gambling opponent into a pile of confetti. Japan is just so far ahead of us. Here's a product that's a little easier to understand the cop shop."

" I shot you gonna be a wonderful all -- because you're gonna be taking shots not left and right like -- now you'd think I'd like the while -- damage to a shot. It's quite hot in that now watch it in some are. The again. All right. You keep calling. He completely people aren't that hot I mean it's gone and you -- garlic mashed it. Lot happened eyes in the nuts but you don't like vegetables. In you don't like I've been anything like the public rest. One shot. -- And it changed the way it takes its next cryptic spot -- up my second but I on the ground. It's not it's boring stopped having a -- not shot stop having a point like Cox got beat you -- It's a miracle congratulations you got it got it done -- as well now it looks easy. That's not what. You can do what you. I mean last somebody picked up the packet. Kids can do it I'm talking serious it and it guys we're gonna make America's -- and -- one Cox not that --"

" I just slap a -- to Washington and put it away it's a very quick stick funds it's a real time. It's so easy it's just like -- and AM. My boyfriend it's so windy it talks got sells for what I think I think much like -- inning and free bus ninety."

" And while we're buying things for our nether regions you can't live without the comfort -- for over 100 years weakens crunchy and folding toilet paper. Finally this a better way. Comfort one. The sanitary paper extension arm -- holding. The first improvement to toilet paper as we know it since the 1880s. It extend your reach of the eighteen inches father Thomas the contours of your body and comfortably means it's as easy to use as a -- brush just -- on the to a good tissue and went through just press release button in the tissue drops right into the -- Think about it toilet paper isn't really archaic and discuss. The comfort wife is a modern solution. That's wrong never touch another dirty toilet tissue. Been a big I certainly has its advantages and its disadvantages. This is a great product that's embarrassing to have someone help you with your personal matters. The compromise. Allows you to maintain your dignity. While you maintain your personal hygiene. Comfort by. The sanitary paper extension -- holder the first improvement a toilet paper as we know it since the 1880s. It extend your reach of the eighteen inches quality follows the contours of your body and comfortably cleans so if you or someone you love suffers from the loss of range of motion or if you're someone that just doesn't want to touch dirty toilet paper don't be embarrassed just get a comfort life. So what."

" Was this miracle -- that paper breakthrough and 1880s. He never tell you. -- forget about it here's a company you actually should give your business to one of our sponsors godaddy.com. That makes it easy to customize your own virtual dedicated server choose one of three popular plans -- select your own Linux or windows server with all the plan options you need. Plus enter code DGR one when you check out and save an additional 10% off your entire order some restrictions apply see site for details. Get your piece of the Internet at godaddy.com. Now women have been sadly under represented in this stupid human episodes so hopefully this -- wannabe model will make up for hears girl makes same -- and every photo."

" That's only half of that clip guys -- just couldn't take anymore of this year's -- little bubble lips. Get this -- old Hollywood should be starring in blockbusters like this in no time. --"

" Take away that argument. It. Right after being out here they got a -- throwing. Yeah let's see it -- But to get luck."

" What do you mean."

" I mean it grew about. Now. They called me. Got a great out."

" Could you pilgrim."

" You know looked -- to me. It didn't -- this. Okay. At that savage. The remote --"

" Okay."

" playing frisbee with my enemy look the other way razor blade frisbee switcher redo. It never fails. And neither does a gynecologist car salesman."

" I -- do we got to go to the Q. Now he's got -- you know maybe god and heating -- yeah. -- What do we off without a car. Without. That god. Home bodies hold. If you -- go to it I'm not ready now the section. I want to order it at the jutting out from that got up I need a pretty nice and before that program. We don't Cristiano. Specialist. Issue. U haul but good things but -- people -- bucket there are everywhere. This is not -- football player. To modify a decent way to find. Euphemism three zone resident gynecologist."

" Thank another one of our sponsors. -- to Netflix for sponsoring this episode of the diggreel. But never quit thinking that over 90000 titles online including lots of Blu-ray titles with free shipping both ways here. They now have over forty shipping centers almost all deliveries happen in just one business day. Netflix plans start from four and hanging hanged check it out at www. Netflix.com. Slash -- This week it's -- that's -- direct from the largest convergence of movies video game TV in contact with excitement on the planet. San Diego comic con and you can be a part of it. Feature relaxed yes recorded live from San Diego comic con revision3.com. Slash Tierra. I'll check out the newly released parents' interest dvds they're raising events you re imagining that something dramatic scenes -- TV and video games his first year. They're available at revision3.com slash."

" Thank you doctor looking forward to getting those results now I'm hoping your -- it is finally kicked in because we're about to take a trip to the magical world known as boogie boogie man."

" Hey you -- the fan and always favored her favorite headlines -- to catch the land."

" Oh god I'm so sorry side that wow. I'd hate and there and leave that man's taste in your mouth so let's end with one of our signature summer series monetizes. Thanks for watching. Keep it real."

" It's. --"

" Hey it's our second summer series Digg -- this time it's the stupid human addition --"

" Not yeah."

" And that's just the tip of the guys who. -- The Digg -- brought to you by godaddy and Netflix. I'm Andrew and this is the second installment of the Digg -- summer series we're gonna look at some of my favorite stupid human moments. And then we're all gonna make out there on and around nine. First up it's hard to get dumber than this homes topping."

" That Google button and I'm due in person and apple releases and what right here click the button and that is it and then after that they'll lock. Firmly in place -- really. Iraq and at the top it is that the beginning yeah. They have a you know you have to get up -- the law Heisman boy I don't think most of -- At today is very faith it's durable and don't like wearing me you don't really. Now blocked them like with a look at the growing. You've. Got here you -- act I didn't have a lot you have to -- like rocket drove it."

" Right guys a salesman he fell and broke his base and just kept telling snowing snowing and it's safe that just want you guys to realize that that things things. I'm like the home shopping content has soared. And the nice thing about -- brackets to --"

" I all all that hurt. I hope that her dig down. A piece of that yet that hit just got me -- up. So that got me good. You are a piece that hit just got me. Oh cry now. We. Made an aid emergency surgery. Industry I'll stop laughing man has died here. But we're gonna some less dangerous commercials less dangerous but so not balls confusing. Here's my governor in a Japanese commercial. Who knows what. --"

" Now from what I can ascertain this product turns you into -- graver. Makes you fly. And transforms your gambling opponent into a pile of confetti. Japan is just so far ahead of us. Here's a product that's a little easier to understand the cop shop."

" I shot you gonna be a wonderful all -- because you're gonna be taking shots not left and right like -- now you'd think I'd like the while -- damage to a shot. It's quite hot in that now watch it in some are. The again. All right. You keep calling. He completely people aren't that hot I mean it's gone and you -- garlic mashed it. Lot happened eyes in the nuts but you don't like vegetables. In you don't like I've been anything like the public rest. One shot. -- And it changed the way it takes its next cryptic spot -- up my second but I on the ground. It's not it's boring stopped having a -- not shot stop having a point like Cox got beat you -- It's a miracle congratulations you got it got it done -- as well now it looks easy. That's not what. You can do what you. I mean last somebody picked up the packet. Kids can do it I'm talking serious it and it guys we're gonna make America's -- and -- one Cox not that --"

" I just slap a -- to Washington and put it away it's a very quick stick funds it's a real time. It's so easy it's just like -- and AM. My boyfriend it's so windy it talks got sells for what I think I think much like -- inning and free bus ninety."

" And while we're buying things for our nether regions you can't live without the comfort -- for over 100 years weakens crunchy and folding toilet paper. Finally this a better way. Comfort one. The sanitary paper extension arm -- holding. The first improvement to toilet paper as we know it since the 1880s. It extend your reach of the eighteen inches father Thomas the contours of your body and comfortably means it's as easy to use as a -- brush just -- on the to a good tissue and went through just press release button in the tissue drops right into the -- Think about it toilet paper isn't really archaic and discuss. The comfort wife is a modern solution. That's wrong never touch another dirty toilet tissue. Been a big I certainly has its advantages and its disadvantages. This is a great product that's embarrassing to have someone help you with your personal matters. The compromise. Allows you to maintain your dignity. While you maintain your personal hygiene. Comfort by. The sanitary paper extension -- holder the first improvement a toilet paper as we know it since the 1880s. It extend your reach of the eighteen inches quality follows the contours of your body and comfortably cleans so if you or someone you love suffers from the loss of range of motion or if you're someone that just doesn't want to touch dirty toilet paper don't be embarrassed just get a comfort life. So what."

" Was this miracle -- that paper breakthrough and 1880s. He never tell you. -- forget about it here's a company you actually should give your business to one of our sponsors godaddy.com. That makes it easy to customize your own virtual dedicated server choose one of three popular plans -- select your own Linux or windows server with all the plan options you need. Plus enter code DGR one when you check out and save an additional 10% off your entire order some restrictions apply see site for details. Get your piece of the Internet at godaddy.com. Now women have been sadly under represented in this stupid human episodes so hopefully this -- wannabe model will make up for hears girl makes same -- and every photo."

" That's only half of that clip guys -- just couldn't take anymore of this year's -- little bubble lips. Get this -- old Hollywood should be starring in blockbusters like this in no time. --"

" Take away that argument. It. Right after being out here they got a -- throwing. Yeah let's see it -- But to get luck."

" What do you mean."

" I mean it grew about. Now. They called me. Got a great out."

" Could you pilgrim."

" You know looked -- to me. It didn't -- this. Okay. At that savage. The remote --"

" Okay."

" playing frisbee with my enemy look the other way razor blade frisbee switcher redo. It never fails. And neither does a gynecologist car salesman."

" I -- do we got to go to the Q. Now he's got -- you know maybe god and heating -- yeah. -- What do we off without a car. Without. That god. Home bodies hold. If you -- go to it I'm not ready now the section. I want to order it at the jutting out from that got up I need a pretty nice and before that program. We don't Cristiano. Specialist. Issue. U haul but good things but -- people -- bucket there are everywhere. This is not -- football player. To modify a decent way to find. Euphemism three zone resident gynecologist."

" Thank another one of our sponsors. -- to Netflix for sponsoring this episode of the diggreel. But never quit thinking that over 90000 titles online including lots of Blu-ray titles with free shipping both ways here. They now have over forty shipping centers almost all deliveries happen in just one business day. Netflix plans start from four and hanging hanged check it out at www. Netflix.com. Slash -- This week it's -- that's -- direct from the largest convergence of movies video game TV in contact with excitement on the planet. San Diego comic con and you can be a part of it. Feature relaxed yes recorded live from San Diego comic con revision3.com. Slash Tierra. I'll check out the newly released parents' interest dvds they're raising events you re imagining that something dramatic scenes -- TV and video games his first year. They're available at revision3.com slash."

" Thank you doctor looking forward to getting those results now I'm hoping your -- it is finally kicked in because we're about to take a trip to the magical world known as boogie boogie man."

" Hey you -- the fan and always favored her favorite headlines -- to catch the land."

" Oh god I'm so sorry side that wow. I'd hate and there and leave that man's taste in your mouth so let's end with one of our signature summer series monetizes. Thanks for watching. Keep it real."

" It's. --"

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Started discussion: July 27, 2009 @ 12:46am GMT

Episode 81: The Stupid Human Edition [Discussion]

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How stupid are humans? I think we know the answer to that question!

Videos featured this week:

* Home Shopping Fail
* Home Katana
* Arnold in crazy Japanese commercial
* Cock Shot
* Comfort Wipe
* Girl makes same face in every photo
* Hard Ticket to Hawaii
* Gynocologist Car Sales
* Hoogie Boogie Land

boldfire
4 months ago
I liked the episode, great to have Andrew back! I do prefer the actual Digg submitted video episodes though, there's no point in it being the Digg reel if it's not chosen by Digg users, really. (Still love it though :P)

(Edit: I just put my 1+1=2 hat on and realised the fact that Andrew wasn't here last week and he's wearing the same suit as his previous episode suggests they filmed these in one go as a 'summer special' whilst he has a break.... which would explain the lack of 'this weeks top' format... am I right? :P)
Andrew Bancroft
4 months ago
ahh boldfire, you're onto us. where can i get one of these "1+1=2 hats"?

i have, in fact, been in LA for the past 3 weeks shooting unrelated wackiness, eating raw fish and pretending that the slick shine on my skin from the Pacific Ocean is a health coating.

my absence gave me an excuse to show a bunch of random videos i had saved up... and i would've gotten away with it if it weren't for you meddling kids.

so thanks to mr. koll for filling in, and to everyone for watching. i'm back now, although you may have one special female guest later in august... booYAH.
arielwollinger
4 months ago

boring

this episode was one of the most boring ever... I'm gonna sleep now...
Andrew is always fun to watch. He saves the show when the videos suck, but today was hard.
Gavix
3 months ago

short haired blonde

who is she? the one to whom he says: thanks doctor"?
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