Can You Judge an Internet Video by its Title?
Wednesday, July 30th, 2008 running time 15:45
If you like knowing you're in trouble just from the title of an internet video, this week's show is for you.
Wife will never touch a gun again
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Eff**ing pelican eats a pigeon
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WASP Injection Knife vs. Watermelon
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Unnecessary censorship w/ Sesame Street
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If Fonts Were People
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Stressed? Try not giving a *****!
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Funniest Video Games Glitches
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Highlights
publishing company
(
11:30, 11:30
)
George Bush
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12:06, 12:15, 12:06, 12:15
)
Netflix
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0:05, 7:09, 7:21, 7:28, 0:05, 7:09, 7:21, 7:28
)
video game
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7:44, 7:44
)
publishing company
(
11:30, 11:30
)
George Bush
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12:06, 12:15, 12:06, 12:15
)
Netflix
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0:05, 7:09, 7:21, 7:28, 0:05, 7:09, 7:21, 7:28
)
video game
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7:44, 7:44
)
Automatically Generated Transcript(may not be 100% accurate) ( more )
" War. The Digg Reel is brought you by Netflix and -- the."
" Okay. Like Internet videos."
" you've come to the right place because this is a big Internet video with lots of smaller videos inside."
" Like a hamster that eight dollar babies."
" It's good to agree they can't judge a book by its cover but you ever read the title of the video on -- you already know you're in trouble. There -- plenty of those this week including your wife will never touch again and again. --"
" With over 3100 dings -- about for searchers at least going to lose a little thing here. Betty White will never touching down again should have been titled the wife will never touch husband's penis again and the message board was as skeptical as I was about how real this was. Damage from 5000 wrote. Oddly old first time ever check it out a gun in front of the video camera routine. Does the web have oscars. I don't think so and for all of you just joining us I can wrap a public comments thus far -- unsafe inbred divorce. And I agree with all of them. Our next that pulls you right in with the titles well. You know here in perjury with. But in pelican -- on pigeon yeah. And you just know there's some sick -- is that home master made into that clip man."
" When you room -- huge burden and I don't want to stamps yeah okay. I want -- 100%."
" And the pelican clip was submitted by motive that got over 3100 X. On the boards -- Jim wisely comments my favorite bit was one of pelican -- the pigeon. And double lake 815 says damn nature he --"
" That's so let's go day out event. That think about my half black kid. -- rattled -- if I hate to sound negative you scant."
" It means this thing needs this other thing videos remind me of so many great Internet moments so let's. Go back in time a little bit here's sneaky -- And that leads you to snake -- boy."
" It's still Cambodian. Can ride on his favorite pet it's a twenty foot python. The -- showed up at the boy's house three months before he was born he and his family has kept him for good luck. In fact the boy says he loves the python like a sister."
" Which let me to one I had never seen snake keeps her. Let me just take this moment to say. I love -- Internet. Our next bizarre video title is one injection knife versus watermelon and I can't even begin to picture what the hell -- stock and amount. Aha well all right it tonight that you stab somebody -- hit them and it blows them up with the briefing carbon dioxide blast. I think that it. That was on YouTube submitted by -- start 3415. -- the night site claims that -- two years against bears and sharks. -- dog comments don't already know that that man has had shark repellent for years. And where I'm back and let's just show my favorite clips from the new Dark Knight failed. Seriously Internet. Any day of the month. I will go down on you. And speaking of things that no one should ever say with over 3300 digs here is unnecessary censorship with Sesame Street."
" Oh yeah. Didn't. --"
" Yeah yeah yeah. I didn't see that don't like my drafts. Hall."
" It's at all I loved. Keep."
" Okay."
" But what you've done. And you have a good thing -- Hopefully what you like best about how -- you cannot do what you ideally."
" Live -- and."
" Had a bears put his audition reel in the mail as we speak. On board scream and run says this reminds me of the time someone showed my little sister this picture. And she never watch Sesame Street again. Well this they -- reminded me of my brand new favorite video on the web. Show."
" You --"
" That's the problem -- service. Like Netflix. Couldn't put you can read over 90000 title online including lots of Blu-ray titles with free shipping both ways to your home."
" They now have over forty shipping centers almost all deliveries happening just one business day."
" Netflix plans but point 99 at the new member you can get a no risk to recruit -- membership check it out at www. Netflix dot com slash didn't. And gave -- the social game played video sharing website. You can do appreciate your gaming video with the world or just friends you discuss and connect over them with gamers just like you. Maybe now has an API you can integrate game lead into your website after the video game check it out by email API -- B dot com."
" Also check out the highlight feature that lets you show everyone exactly where you and your body."
" And now for our number one clip of the week. You ever found yourself wondering what this world would be like if fonts where people. Meaning that feedback. He's unfamiliar. Faces. New to date is not enough to offer membership is that. Oh yeah. Not sick and are these are six parks should really expand your world view. -- It's great ideas and reason and not yeah."
" Yeah. We must. You politely asked her."
" How tomorrow we have to reach a decision. Let's."
" But then I just -- just stood and courier. It done don't worry he's done is to keep him company behind the yeah truth and he. -- yeah. -- get a lot of."
" Yeah yeah. And is now."
" Yeah just help them all. You so much."
" Alice from college humor submitted by staff Stevie and I got over 4700 to ex -- and -- seven rights. I know my comment is where the -- down here so nobody will read it wrong."
" But when the dude came on the projector did anyone else think managed nails video closer."
" Now I knew people hated comic sans but the message board really let me know how deep this hatred runs there's even a website. Yeah. -- comic fans liked ten -- scandals. Patterns. Didn't. -- Let's roll my happy want to replace video it's called stressed try not giving a flock."
" Heart stress because of work. Apparently for a relationship problems aren't you tired of focusing your time and energy projects and activities without seeing any positive results you feel like you have to wait at the world crashing down on your shoulders. Well we have just the solution for you do try. Not giving -- luck. Giving welcome your quality of quite significant by drastically reducing your capabilities of giving -- Scientists have proven that the average human being 60% too much of a book about most activities. Why worry about your finances or help your reputation and the well being of your friends -- family -- you could not give a talk about those things. -- be able to do things that you never thought possible so jazz growing a mustache. Sweat pants and publishing company on children and yelling at their parents are trying to stop you -- Hookers for lunch every day master meeting with stolen -- and much much more."
" I think officials Stoner clip of the week and I got to weigh more than 420. Days. And why don't you get up your ass and on to our message board to send in your suggestion for next week's donor clip Award. On this video message board and honest nerd in dirt pile commented. I don't receive the -- either and corn Ryder says George Bush doesn't give up about black people. The destruction of the Spirit of the people of southern Louisiana Mississippi. May end up being the most tragic loss of off. George Bush doesn't care about black people. My that awkward. My soccer is cognac. All right well let's stick with awkward then the funniest. Video games glitches."
" That's exactly how I play soccer."
" Hey guys -- open."
" welcome to Q yeah. Handball."
" And -- you couldn't stop it yet check out my bicycle kick like this yeah awesome."
" Let's get incredible little big guys hit him open yeah. That hit an important -- coming -- I'm legitimately."
" I was on -- submitted by star skeet with over when he 200 -- won't stop talking comments. Doug because the song used improves just about any video. I don't know about that. Let's test that theory."
" And I -- dispense. Thanks is betting that valuable company time to me the student next Wednesday. To -- real. Played out."
" War. The Digg Reel is brought you by Netflix and -- the."
" Okay. Like Internet videos."
" you've come to the right place because this is a big Internet video with lots of smaller videos inside."
" Like a hamster that eight dollar babies."
" It's good to agree they can't judge a book by its cover but you ever read the title of the video on -- you already know you're in trouble. There -- plenty of those this week including your wife will never touch again and again. --"
" With over 3100 dings -- about for searchers at least going to lose a little thing here. Betty White will never touching down again should have been titled the wife will never touch husband's penis again and the message board was as skeptical as I was about how real this was. Damage from 5000 wrote. Oddly old first time ever check it out a gun in front of the video camera routine. Does the web have oscars. I don't think so and for all of you just joining us I can wrap a public comments thus far -- unsafe inbred divorce. And I agree with all of them. Our next that pulls you right in with the titles well. You know here in perjury with. But in pelican -- on pigeon yeah. And you just know there's some sick -- is that home master made into that clip man."
" When you room -- huge burden and I don't want to stamps yeah okay. I want -- 100%."
" And the pelican clip was submitted by motive that got over 3100 X. On the boards -- Jim wisely comments my favorite bit was one of pelican -- the pigeon. And double lake 815 says damn nature he --"
" That's so let's go day out event. That think about my half black kid. -- rattled -- if I hate to sound negative you scant."
" It means this thing needs this other thing videos remind me of so many great Internet moments so let's. Go back in time a little bit here's sneaky -- And that leads you to snake -- boy."
" It's still Cambodian. Can ride on his favorite pet it's a twenty foot python. The -- showed up at the boy's house three months before he was born he and his family has kept him for good luck. In fact the boy says he loves the python like a sister."
" Which let me to one I had never seen snake keeps her. Let me just take this moment to say. I love -- Internet. Our next bizarre video title is one injection knife versus watermelon and I can't even begin to picture what the hell -- stock and amount. Aha well all right it tonight that you stab somebody -- hit them and it blows them up with the briefing carbon dioxide blast. I think that it. That was on YouTube submitted by -- start 3415. -- the night site claims that -- two years against bears and sharks. -- dog comments don't already know that that man has had shark repellent for years. And where I'm back and let's just show my favorite clips from the new Dark Knight failed. Seriously Internet. Any day of the month. I will go down on you. And speaking of things that no one should ever say with over 3300 digs here is unnecessary censorship with Sesame Street."
" Oh yeah. Didn't. --"
" Yeah yeah yeah. I didn't see that don't like my drafts. Hall."
" It's at all I loved. Keep."
" Okay."
" But what you've done. And you have a good thing -- Hopefully what you like best about how -- you cannot do what you ideally."
" Live -- and."
" Had a bears put his audition reel in the mail as we speak. On board scream and run says this reminds me of the time someone showed my little sister this picture. And she never watch Sesame Street again. Well this they -- reminded me of my brand new favorite video on the web. Show."
" You --"
" That's the problem -- service. Like Netflix. Couldn't put you can read over 90000 title online including lots of Blu-ray titles with free shipping both ways to your home."
" They now have over forty shipping centers almost all deliveries happening just one business day."
" Netflix plans but point 99 at the new member you can get a no risk to recruit -- membership check it out at www. Netflix dot com slash didn't. And gave -- the social game played video sharing website. You can do appreciate your gaming video with the world or just friends you discuss and connect over them with gamers just like you. Maybe now has an API you can integrate game lead into your website after the video game check it out by email API -- B dot com."
" Also check out the highlight feature that lets you show everyone exactly where you and your body."
" And now for our number one clip of the week. You ever found yourself wondering what this world would be like if fonts where people. Meaning that feedback. He's unfamiliar. Faces. New to date is not enough to offer membership is that. Oh yeah. Not sick and are these are six parks should really expand your world view. -- It's great ideas and reason and not yeah."
" Yeah. We must. You politely asked her."
" How tomorrow we have to reach a decision. Let's."
" But then I just -- just stood and courier. It done don't worry he's done is to keep him company behind the yeah truth and he. -- yeah. -- get a lot of."
" Yeah yeah. And is now."
" Yeah just help them all. You so much."
" Alice from college humor submitted by staff Stevie and I got over 4700 to ex -- and -- seven rights. I know my comment is where the -- down here so nobody will read it wrong."
" But when the dude came on the projector did anyone else think managed nails video closer."
" Now I knew people hated comic sans but the message board really let me know how deep this hatred runs there's even a website. Yeah. -- comic fans liked ten -- scandals. Patterns. Didn't. -- Let's roll my happy want to replace video it's called stressed try not giving a flock."
" Heart stress because of work. Apparently for a relationship problems aren't you tired of focusing your time and energy projects and activities without seeing any positive results you feel like you have to wait at the world crashing down on your shoulders. Well we have just the solution for you do try. Not giving -- luck. Giving welcome your quality of quite significant by drastically reducing your capabilities of giving -- Scientists have proven that the average human being 60% too much of a book about most activities. Why worry about your finances or help your reputation and the well being of your friends -- family -- you could not give a talk about those things. -- be able to do things that you never thought possible so jazz growing a mustache. Sweat pants and publishing company on children and yelling at their parents are trying to stop you -- Hookers for lunch every day master meeting with stolen -- and much much more."
" I think officials Stoner clip of the week and I got to weigh more than 420. Days. And why don't you get up your ass and on to our message board to send in your suggestion for next week's donor clip Award. On this video message board and honest nerd in dirt pile commented. I don't receive the -- either and corn Ryder says George Bush doesn't give up about black people. The destruction of the Spirit of the people of southern Louisiana Mississippi. May end up being the most tragic loss of off. George Bush doesn't care about black people. My that awkward. My soccer is cognac. All right well let's stick with awkward then the funniest. Video games glitches."
" That's exactly how I play soccer."
" Hey guys -- open."
" welcome to Q yeah. Handball."
" And -- you couldn't stop it yet check out my bicycle kick like this yeah awesome."
" Let's get incredible little big guys hit him open yeah. That hit an important -- coming -- I'm legitimately."
" I was on -- submitted by star skeet with over when he 200 -- won't stop talking comments. Doug because the song used improves just about any video. I don't know about that. Let's test that theory."
" And I -- dispense. Thanks is betting that valuable company time to me the student next Wednesday. To -- real. Played out."










