" Tonight."

" It."

" He's a freak. To dig real is brought to you by game -- got common Netflix. Welcome to the -- real compilation of the week's most popular videos from Digg dot com. This week's theme. Bass -- so it's mostly people getting up making things up. Our first little mishap was submitted by two -- from break dot com with over 2500 gigs it's rugged mountain brings out the street and reporting. What really happened on that Thursday here to Augusta high school that led to Chris would step up."

" So good that it."

" Not exactly at face palm moment but it seemed like a good one to start she. On the message boards slightly -- reminded us of this -- That -- waters of color. Probably close to five feet. Texas rat snakes are going to be one of the largest snakes that spot in the Metroplex area. A lot of people complained about derogatory comments on both break and it did take a Johnny 2000 who writes. Well I saw the video watched it three times and couldn't stop laughing. A scroll down and read the comments and couldn't stop crying its really heartbreaking. I doubt these next videos are going to cheer you up much our next moment comes from YouTube it's called McCain we are Chris."

" Should nation only I would probably have to say it yes that that the that the constitution established the United States for America as a Christian nation I think there's one number one the issue. That is in the selection that what people should make a selection of the present United States is will this person. Carrying on. In the Judeo Christian principle and tradition that is made this nation the greatest experiment in history of mankind. I I just have to say in all candor that. That sense this nation was founded primarily on Christian principles that. That I can't that's a decision that the American people would mandate but personally. That's thats just -- I I prefer someone who I know with -- solid grounding. In my faith I just feel that that my faith is. This is probably. A better. Spiritual. Guide to a better spiritual guidance."

" Submitted by skeptical band that got over 4100 digs -- no rights McCain is such a creepy man like. I would cross the street if you were on my side of the sidewalk he has that creepy. And looking at pictures of his smiles flash near I can't help but think he has really bad smelling breath. Not mean to be partisan but it was full of McCain this week so let's just it all and end. Submitted by use. 2800 Diggs McCain thinks -- was the president of Germany. -- was and -- conference in Germany over the weekend and President Putin of Germany gave one of the old Cold War style speeches. As he addressed a conference there. From YouTube submitted by -- with -- when he 400 digs WTF McCain deliver bottled hot water to dehydrated babies yeah we should be able to deliver bottled hot water to dehydrated babies. From Huffington Post submitted by Blake CR with over 4000 gigs McCain admits he doesn't know how to use a computer. Couple questions we just -- one word. Answer Mac or PC."

" Yeah. -- I got a PC. But my -- were by the Maxwell probably convert."

" Neither am I am name -- literate that. Has to rely on my wife for all of the assistance that I can get."

" On the boards made Iraq camps as I respect him more he campaigned in a top hat and monocle. You know he wants to you."

" You know. I do respect him a little bit more. And while we're on the topic of computer literacy from the onion submitted by do her show with over 3700 -- here's warcraft sequel lets gamers play character playing warcraft yeah."

" World of warcraft and has nine million players worldwide many who say they spend hundreds of hours playing the game every week. Here at the blizzard entertainment offices creators say they couldn't be any more excited about the new expansion pack world of world of warcraft Jonathan -- the vice president of blizzard entertainment we'll worker of wells were -- gamers do what they like gee wouldn't it be some live pictures. It was warcraft. Blizzard programmer Chris -- been demonstrated how the game work."

" So here are playing as a character named -- Playing world of warcraft has a level three Noam wrote so I'm going to press my parakeet. And that's going to make him press his up arrow keys. It is going to make the character on his screen. You can't move forward cross street. But this game's gonna do is put him in the shoes of someone imagining their in the shoes of elf and dwarf and change troll here I'm gonna press alt shift seven. And that's going to make my character. Starts rolling through the terms of use agreement. And -- end user license agreement and it's fun just play character who's getting lost in this whole other sort of fantasy world the graphics are amazing how the rev."

" Visionary I mean when you when you're staring at the computer screen you actually believe that your in a dimly lit basement staring at a computer screen with each keystroke it is like oh my god that sounds exactly like. -- keystrokes. That I know from my own personal experience of hitting keys."

" Fans love -- warcraft and we know they're gonna want their characters to -- completely game as well so. We've already start work -- we'll work around the world of warcraft for the onion news network I'm Geoff Tate."

" that's the news here is the sponsors. Digg -- brought you by game B dot com a social user submitted game play video community with features for gamers to share promote their videos connect and discuss. And Netflix. With Netflix you can rent over 90000 titles online including lots of Blu-ray titles. For free shipping both ways -- home they now have over forty shipping centers so almost all deliveries happened in just one business that. For Netflix plans start from -- 99. As a new member you can get a noticed two week free trial membership check it out at www. Netflix dot com slash degree."

" And now back to some more hot wet -- action. From -- space with just under 3000 -- here's. Segway --"

" Okay."

" That was submitted by zoom tech TV and on the boards -- can be comments."

" This adds a whole new spin to the term carpet monster."

" And -- Barbara sends us this little segue smash. And bicycle the past what is it about the Fed way to makes anyone on one look like a complete dork."

" And again --"

" Larry this -- I heard the."

" The way to wipe -- continue with kids role parents malvo at forty miles per hour."

" those people -- political. Yeah."

" found on break dot com that was submitted by death wish it away and got over 1900. People on the message board pointed out that it was actually TV crew from Warsaw and at the metric conversion was off. -- five summarizes so it's not a kid driving his parents card's not forty miles per hour the only thing accurate about the summary is that it's a mobile. I'm just glad they made it out alive and we didn't have to rely on McCain helped rescue mission field should deliver bottled hot water to dehydrated babies. Upon our toward -- the week's number one video from YouTube submitted by kinetic warm with over 5900 digs. The price is wrong."

" And -- 99 and how many -- okay."

" Amazing strategy of receiving corps. -- retail price is 1000 Swanee. 664."

" I have one final video to help restore your faith in both the human race and anxious. Also from YouTube and connect worm with about thirteen hundred. It's prices. And movie. Till next week."

" Tonight."

" It."

" He's a freak. To dig real is brought to you by game -- got common Netflix. Welcome to the -- real compilation of the week's most popular videos from Digg dot com. This week's theme. Bass -- so it's mostly people getting up making things up. Our first little mishap was submitted by two -- from break dot com with over 2500 gigs it's rugged mountain brings out the street and reporting. What really happened on that Thursday here to Augusta high school that led to Chris would step up."

" So good that it."

" Not exactly at face palm moment but it seemed like a good one to start she. On the message boards slightly -- reminded us of this -- That -- waters of color. Probably close to five feet. Texas rat snakes are going to be one of the largest snakes that spot in the Metroplex area. A lot of people complained about derogatory comments on both break and it did take a Johnny 2000 who writes. Well I saw the video watched it three times and couldn't stop laughing. A scroll down and read the comments and couldn't stop crying its really heartbreaking. I doubt these next videos are going to cheer you up much our next moment comes from YouTube it's called McCain we are Chris."

" Should nation only I would probably have to say it yes that that the that the constitution established the United States for America as a Christian nation I think there's one number one the issue. That is in the selection that what people should make a selection of the present United States is will this person. Carrying on. In the Judeo Christian principle and tradition that is made this nation the greatest experiment in history of mankind. I I just have to say in all candor that. That sense this nation was founded primarily on Christian principles that. That I can't that's a decision that the American people would mandate but personally. That's thats just -- I I prefer someone who I know with -- solid grounding. In my faith I just feel that that my faith is. This is probably. A better. Spiritual. Guide to a better spiritual guidance."

" Submitted by skeptical band that got over 4100 digs -- no rights McCain is such a creepy man like. I would cross the street if you were on my side of the sidewalk he has that creepy. And looking at pictures of his smiles flash near I can't help but think he has really bad smelling breath. Not mean to be partisan but it was full of McCain this week so let's just it all and end. Submitted by use. 2800 Diggs McCain thinks -- was the president of Germany. -- was and -- conference in Germany over the weekend and President Putin of Germany gave one of the old Cold War style speeches. As he addressed a conference there. From YouTube submitted by -- with -- when he 400 digs WTF McCain deliver bottled hot water to dehydrated babies yeah we should be able to deliver bottled hot water to dehydrated babies. From Huffington Post submitted by Blake CR with over 4000 gigs McCain admits he doesn't know how to use a computer. Couple questions we just -- one word. Answer Mac or PC."

" Yeah. -- I got a PC. But my -- were by the Maxwell probably convert."

" Neither am I am name -- literate that. Has to rely on my wife for all of the assistance that I can get."

" On the boards made Iraq camps as I respect him more he campaigned in a top hat and monocle. You know he wants to you."

" You know. I do respect him a little bit more. And while we're on the topic of computer literacy from the onion submitted by do her show with over 3700 -- here's warcraft sequel lets gamers play character playing warcraft yeah."

" World of warcraft and has nine million players worldwide many who say they spend hundreds of hours playing the game every week. Here at the blizzard entertainment offices creators say they couldn't be any more excited about the new expansion pack world of world of warcraft Jonathan -- the vice president of blizzard entertainment we'll worker of wells were -- gamers do what they like gee wouldn't it be some live pictures. It was warcraft. Blizzard programmer Chris -- been demonstrated how the game work."

" So here are playing as a character named -- Playing world of warcraft has a level three Noam wrote so I'm going to press my parakeet. And that's going to make him press his up arrow keys. It is going to make the character on his screen. You can't move forward cross street. But this game's gonna do is put him in the shoes of someone imagining their in the shoes of elf and dwarf and change troll here I'm gonna press alt shift seven. And that's going to make my character. Starts rolling through the terms of use agreement. And -- end user license agreement and it's fun just play character who's getting lost in this whole other sort of fantasy world the graphics are amazing how the rev."

" Visionary I mean when you when you're staring at the computer screen you actually believe that your in a dimly lit basement staring at a computer screen with each keystroke it is like oh my god that sounds exactly like. -- keystrokes. That I know from my own personal experience of hitting keys."

" Fans love -- warcraft and we know they're gonna want their characters to -- completely game as well so. We've already start work -- we'll work around the world of warcraft for the onion news network I'm Geoff Tate."

" that's the news here is the sponsors. Digg -- brought you by game B dot com a social user submitted game play video community with features for gamers to share promote their videos connect and discuss. And Netflix. With Netflix you can rent over 90000 titles online including lots of Blu-ray titles. For free shipping both ways -- home they now have over forty shipping centers so almost all deliveries happened in just one business that. For Netflix plans start from -- 99. As a new member you can get a noticed two week free trial membership check it out at www. Netflix dot com slash degree."

" And now back to some more hot wet -- action. From -- space with just under 3000 -- here's. Segway --"

" Okay."

" That was submitted by zoom tech TV and on the boards -- can be comments."

" This adds a whole new spin to the term carpet monster."

" And -- Barbara sends us this little segue smash. And bicycle the past what is it about the Fed way to makes anyone on one look like a complete dork."

" And again --"

" Larry this -- I heard the."

" The way to wipe -- continue with kids role parents malvo at forty miles per hour."

" those people -- political. Yeah."

" found on break dot com that was submitted by death wish it away and got over 1900. People on the message board pointed out that it was actually TV crew from Warsaw and at the metric conversion was off. -- five summarizes so it's not a kid driving his parents card's not forty miles per hour the only thing accurate about the summary is that it's a mobile. I'm just glad they made it out alive and we didn't have to rely on McCain helped rescue mission field should deliver bottled hot water to dehydrated babies. Upon our toward -- the week's number one video from YouTube submitted by kinetic warm with over 5900 digs. The price is wrong."

" And -- 99 and how many -- okay."

" Amazing strategy of receiving corps. -- retail price is 1000 Swanee. 664."

" I have one final video to help restore your faith in both the human race and anxious. Also from YouTube and connect worm with about thirteen hundred. It's prices. And movie. Till next week."