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" Coming up on that rings engraved sixteen interviews and news or sports and other crap yeah. You keep watching we'll keep button that ticket."

" Make sense later. -- by godaddy and Netflix. Hello I'm Andrew Bancroft and get an extremely informative episodes that take your helmet up and pay attention and our top story I'm 56 years old and I'm a virgin."

" And these kids are not ready to be parents. Nor are they ready to have aids. Nor -- they and they have to have this straight we're already education and these great I don't think any of these people know that you can have sexual satisfaction without taking your clothes off. I okay embarrassment. I'm 56 years old and I'm a virgin and I'm sorry."

" Cool cool."

" Pass of the talent that -- couldn't get any more embarrassing she was sharing it a day late. On the message board and the morgue says you would think of virgin would come early. Cash. I would think that but most importantly we -- just learned that you can and sexual satisfaction without taking your clothes off. And back -- having sexual satisfaction. Right now. Thank you so little entertainment news that -- and actors take -- between two burns."

" Hello welcome to another. Episode. Between two burns. I -- hosts. Zach got an actress. My guest today is sterilize the raw and surely there."

" It's okay everybody that's -- at least the rather therein therein any parent there but apparently it now just there just throw."

" So your monsters -- but."

" And -- you're in the movie monster monster area just monster. It's warm in here. -- don't dump my camera. Here. My and asks. To pool this."

" You ask me to go with you."

" Yeah."

" Yeah. -- We know how -- made it really funny is because. That image. Mean and you --"

" They mean they kid in the pool with like a fat garden gnome right."

" All you're really good. Or really good dog dies. --"

" And no surprise the message board is full of comments about how hot Charlie's -- it. Thanks for informing me my testicles were born in a cave yesterday. Lot of commentary is also reminisced about there -- other favorite out an actress Heidi moment do you where do you wear bikinis killing tax that puts things go okay. You shave your head for V for vendetta. Did you also change -- V for vagina."

" I haven't."

" And it passed."

" Again that this is a really enjoyable show let's go to me with sports Andrew thanks buddy. Here's some (%expletive) about baseball. --"

" Look there goes fifty. And as a whole host the fans of -- that took over the right there. Looking for about a souvenir. Well let's just let cool music and people. We'll -- absolutely and she's good looking. The good thing we're doing the little girl. -- baseball."

" It is probable that we DW says and that's the big daddy. We'll need to go to college when you can get a dot com name from godaddy.com for -- low -- and people -- also have a world class hosting fast and easy web site builders and much -- Roughly one of our sponsors and you wonder why I'm talking about that support them supporting us and the -- you are feeling it check out you'll save an additional five -- and order thirty bucks. Some restrictions apply see site for details get -- of the Internet and godaddy.com."

" And now to the main event the new was a war and everyone's get a piece of this action. First up here's CNN's Rick Sanchez destroys Fox News how did ABC CBS NBC MSNBC and CNN miss this. They're referring to the picture there. Of the tea party protest in the nation's capital last Saturday. There are saying that we missed this story they are saying we did not. Cover this story they are using a lie. To try and divide people into camps. And the amount. Americans start to get tired of this actually telling people that we didn't cover rally on Washington. Really. Rough edge roll the tape."

" Party in March and rally happening in Washington our bullseye now there is there was what appears to be a whole lot of friends gathering here. All around you now and they're gonna march right behind us -- Pennsylvania Avenue to the US capitol."

" But it what was that was that -- made up video might crazier that I just want CNN's Paul -- Covering the story if you want even more proof of our coverage. Should applaud your own shows. As we managing cover the anti Obama protest of course but ran into a little trouble. CNN. Covered the event. Terrible as this is Bill O'Reilly showing us covering a story you say we didn't cover. And here's the -- We did cover the event. Well we didn't do is promote the event. Just like when thousands marched on Washington to protest the war in Iraq we cover it as well probably less than we covered this event. Well we didn't promote it bottom line is we didn't cover the news and we did extensively. Cover this event. We didn't promote the event that's not what real news organizations are supposed to do. We covered the event. I would invite you to look into that distinction between those two words promote. And cover. Cover is kind of like a fair and balanced way of doing things. Get it she had yet it."

" Cover remote different words. Fox dirty Sanchez. Dirty dirty Sanchez message board. Chris I am."

" Right wow -- talking you just went Jon Stewart on fox. But but when somebody comes to where it happened -- talking in the middle of it for emphasis it's awful things. Just -- Jon Stewart is back from a three week break -- this thing."

" Saturday ordered to clean the garage. Dick kids that it can we -- what a way to build Communist."

" Who's the real Americans were watching NBC exercising their democratic right speak truth to power. Has spent his 70000 Doug Vogt departed protesters brought their outrage to watch NBC."

" He -- feed -- a lot of a lot of the mainstream media coverage this is what it's about it was a big temper tantrum and that's all the left cast off their."

" I'm I'm I'm -- that was the auto average of -- talking about anti war protest. In 2007 I'm sorry -- did this year's eve party protest."

" President I called every name in the book. From a terrorist to the furor if you really believe we say need to distance yourself from the extremists that were running this."

" Think until I didn't think again. Our Sean Hannity. Expressing displeasure over extreme imagery at a protest in 2005. -- Obviously. There's there's not there's actual coverage of this protest. Which also happened to include images -- the president is Hitler and accusations that he is a terror and."

" Unbelievable. How do. They've all night yeah."

" Yeah -- Carolina this was a big turnout is amazing how peaceful. And they are where is angry as they are you should be very cutting yourself and everyone there. And liberty god bless all of."

" Adding that I had better distance myself from the extremists running this thing."

" But as the feds can't rely on a party you've thrown. She is getting a little too meta for me I'm doing a satire new show covering a satire new show. Feel like it's upsetting the balance of the world like I just ran into a future me who time traveled back to warn me about something."

" Kennedy you're gonna take a girl the great America they're gonna eat an entire cherry pie and then right mr. Grambling. Don't do which that I did do that I think that that last weekend we're moving up and down so fast act. Up hurt hurt them too late. Yeah. -- really matter how fast what."

" But."

" Okay where we don't wanna promote anti Fox News we want to cover me that we should also cumbersome fox coverage. Description to its earnings and after. -- much class guy guardian and then check that's a -- to make sure we can like science fiction. "

" Talk a bit of its tender forecast neck. -- Can't we -- right but we continue the loss of bullets found lots of little I. These -- She."

" It happens to all of us -- trying to engage in polite banter and what's the conversation -- right back in the bestiality. And then your co anchor makes this race."

" Alright enough of this covering (%expletive) I wanna promote. I wanna promote Netflix -- that lets you rent over 90000 titles online with lots of Blu-ray titles with free shipping both ways to your home. Now they have over forty shipping centers so almost all deliveries happen just one business day Netflix plans start at 199. Check them out."

" WW dot netflix.com slash big week. Now."

" Couple weeks ago it was the anniversary of 9/11 and what better way to remember -- with the Star Wars spoof."

" We are really great in the second Lebanon silence. You know weapon that ought to be a better you -- do you know what tomorrow is what's congress that started this area. God and your operating. Man it's a huge thing -- it was a couple of experts picked them. Where it would happen yeah amber road course on currently here's friend made it out and of course it didn't is that -- it looked accurate. If Parcells firecracker and again that there. There's no -- It's actually on my way to this at a morning. Forgot to set my alarm -- con space traffic if it hadn't been for that -- strip. I don't know that I don't think of it that he injected that day. Maybe got a certificate says so here. You look at that part of the galaxy with the best argues that -- Nothing there are still waiting on that memorial. Announces -- These parents scared I hear they're gonna build a new one though it's gonna be almost suspect. And I'm -- his -- and we learned any. You don't have filled. And I went yet guys I'll tell you something they hate our way of life just because apparently forced. Columbus based."

" we have all of this technology."

" cave somewhere and think about not a I just think about the new along. Let it happen just justified go and default. You know and our series what they -- better -- any firefighter -- the whole thing. -- There's no -- what X wing in this thing you know what. Out of control analyst -- nobody wants to hear this just want. You -- blood -- line whatever your budget you're always keep your voice your. Especially -- wrote cool."

" And -- you guys want another round now. You want another round. Yeah yeah."

" Do you speculation us."

" On the board and make your comments. Don't even get started on whether or not VMware was born within the galactic federation."

" And Barry Bonds you don't want to remind."

" Home care I have as a bunch of monkeys and."

" So the Dow is doing just that it's difficult today it's built into the -- right now."

" So the first who was completed and fully operational courtroom stood blown -- and perhaps kind in the second one was still being built we blew it up compliments Orlando Howard. Something he's never said brilliant second time around could never put my finger with something. Was it right and you've figured that the person that's gonna movement fighting imperialism the -- people -- storm troopers dignitaries imperial basically. So and it blew it up no ground evils punished second camera the second time around it was need to be billions we started construction. It's all so construction job of that magnitude cooler holds a lovely man didn't imperial army and the birth of a good -- independent Dutch taxes and and I think. Plumbers -- insiders roofers and not just terrorists that we can't exactly in order to get built quickly and quietly did hire anybody that can do the job."

" Think the average stewardship because that in stoically listening closing it was killing a white uniforms."

" All right so -- an independent contractors. Why he's so upset and its destruction all those innocent contacted put in the do the job were killed casualties of awarded nothing to do it. All right look. The roof where some -- government content comes your way -- got a wife and kids -- story in suburbia this is a government contract which means all sorts of benefits. Look at these left wing militants -- three mile radius with their -- didn't ask for that you know personal closet. Just great battle it gives me I don't mean to interrupt. When talking about the ending of retirement dinner --"

" Are just about out of time but before I go it was benign is episode of the degree. Yes it's exciting and we are planning something big and for our hundredth episode. We just don't know what it is yet so you have managed it is weird -- you want me to do please send your suggestions -- at revision3.com. It's going to be chicken -- good thanks for watching. Keep it."

" Coming up on that rings engraved sixteen interviews and news or sports and other crap yeah. You keep watching we'll keep button that ticket."

" Make sense later. -- by godaddy and Netflix. Hello I'm Andrew Bancroft and get an extremely informative episodes that take your helmet up and pay attention and our top story I'm 56 years old and I'm a virgin."

" And these kids are not ready to be parents. Nor are they ready to have aids. Nor -- they and they have to have this straight we're already education and these great I don't think any of these people know that you can have sexual satisfaction without taking your clothes off. I okay embarrassment. I'm 56 years old and I'm a virgin and I'm sorry."

" Cool cool."

" Pass of the talent that -- couldn't get any more embarrassing she was sharing it a day late. On the message board and the morgue says you would think of virgin would come early. Cash. I would think that but most importantly we -- just learned that you can and sexual satisfaction without taking your clothes off. And back -- having sexual satisfaction. Right now. Thank you so little entertainment news that -- and actors take -- between two burns."

" Hello welcome to another. Episode. Between two burns. I -- hosts. Zach got an actress. My guest today is sterilize the raw and surely there."

" It's okay everybody that's -- at least the rather therein therein any parent there but apparently it now just there just throw."

" So your monsters -- but."

" And -- you're in the movie monster monster area just monster. It's warm in here. -- don't dump my camera. Here. My and asks. To pool this."

" You ask me to go with you."

" Yeah."

" Yeah. -- We know how -- made it really funny is because. That image. Mean and you --"

" They mean they kid in the pool with like a fat garden gnome right."

" All you're really good. Or really good dog dies. --"

" And no surprise the message board is full of comments about how hot Charlie's -- it. Thanks for informing me my testicles were born in a cave yesterday. Lot of commentary is also reminisced about there -- other favorite out an actress Heidi moment do you where do you wear bikinis killing tax that puts things go okay. You shave your head for V for vendetta. Did you also change -- V for vagina."

" I haven't."

" And it passed."

" Again that this is a really enjoyable show let's go to me with sports Andrew thanks buddy. Here's some (%expletive) about baseball. --"

" Look there goes fifty. And as a whole host the fans of -- that took over the right there. Looking for about a souvenir. Well let's just let cool music and people. We'll -- absolutely and she's good looking. The good thing we're doing the little girl. -- baseball."

" It is probable that we DW says and that's the big daddy. We'll need to go to college when you can get a dot com name from godaddy.com for -- low -- and people -- also have a world class hosting fast and easy web site builders and much -- Roughly one of our sponsors and you wonder why I'm talking about that support them supporting us and the -- you are feeling it check out you'll save an additional five -- and order thirty bucks. Some restrictions apply see site for details get -- of the Internet and godaddy.com."

" And now to the main event the new was a war and everyone's get a piece of this action. First up here's CNN's Rick Sanchez destroys Fox News how did ABC CBS NBC MSNBC and CNN miss this. They're referring to the picture there. Of the tea party protest in the nation's capital last Saturday. There are saying that we missed this story they are saying we did not. Cover this story they are using a lie. To try and divide people into camps. And the amount. Americans start to get tired of this actually telling people that we didn't cover rally on Washington. Really. Rough edge roll the tape."

" Party in March and rally happening in Washington our bullseye now there is there was what appears to be a whole lot of friends gathering here. All around you now and they're gonna march right behind us -- Pennsylvania Avenue to the US capitol."

" But it what was that was that -- made up video might crazier that I just want CNN's Paul -- Covering the story if you want even more proof of our coverage. Should applaud your own shows. As we managing cover the anti Obama protest of course but ran into a little trouble. CNN. Covered the event. Terrible as this is Bill O'Reilly showing us covering a story you say we didn't cover. And here's the -- We did cover the event. Well we didn't do is promote the event. Just like when thousands marched on Washington to protest the war in Iraq we cover it as well probably less than we covered this event. Well we didn't promote it bottom line is we didn't cover the news and we did extensively. Cover this event. We didn't promote the event that's not what real news organizations are supposed to do. We covered the event. I would invite you to look into that distinction between those two words promote. And cover. Cover is kind of like a fair and balanced way of doing things. Get it she had yet it."

" Cover remote different words. Fox dirty Sanchez. Dirty dirty Sanchez message board. Chris I am."

" Right wow -- talking you just went Jon Stewart on fox. But but when somebody comes to where it happened -- talking in the middle of it for emphasis it's awful things. Just -- Jon Stewart is back from a three week break -- this thing."

" Saturday ordered to clean the garage. Dick kids that it can we -- what a way to build Communist."

" Who's the real Americans were watching NBC exercising their democratic right speak truth to power. Has spent his 70000 Doug Vogt departed protesters brought their outrage to watch NBC."

" He -- feed -- a lot of a lot of the mainstream media coverage this is what it's about it was a big temper tantrum and that's all the left cast off their."

" I'm I'm I'm -- that was the auto average of -- talking about anti war protest. In 2007 I'm sorry -- did this year's eve party protest."

" President I called every name in the book. From a terrorist to the furor if you really believe we say need to distance yourself from the extremists that were running this."

" Think until I didn't think again. Our Sean Hannity. Expressing displeasure over extreme imagery at a protest in 2005. -- Obviously. There's there's not there's actual coverage of this protest. Which also happened to include images -- the president is Hitler and accusations that he is a terror and."

" Unbelievable. How do. They've all night yeah."

" Yeah -- Carolina this was a big turnout is amazing how peaceful. And they are where is angry as they are you should be very cutting yourself and everyone there. And liberty god bless all of."

" Adding that I had better distance myself from the extremists running this thing."

" But as the feds can't rely on a party you've thrown. She is getting a little too meta for me I'm doing a satire new show covering a satire new show. Feel like it's upsetting the balance of the world like I just ran into a future me who time traveled back to warn me about something."

" Kennedy you're gonna take a girl the great America they're gonna eat an entire cherry pie and then right mr. Grambling. Don't do which that I did do that I think that that last weekend we're moving up and down so fast act. Up hurt hurt them too late. Yeah. -- really matter how fast what."

" But."

" Okay where we don't wanna promote anti Fox News we want to cover me that we should also cumbersome fox coverage. Description to its earnings and after. -- much class guy guardian and then check that's a -- to make sure we can like science fiction. "

" Talk a bit of its tender forecast neck. -- Can't we -- right but we continue the loss of bullets found lots of little I. These -- She."

" It happens to all of us -- trying to engage in polite banter and what's the conversation -- right back in the bestiality. And then your co anchor makes this race."

" Alright enough of this covering (%expletive) I wanna promote. I wanna promote Netflix -- that lets you rent over 90000 titles online with lots of Blu-ray titles with free shipping both ways to your home. Now they have over forty shipping centers so almost all deliveries happen just one business day Netflix plans start at 199. Check them out."

" WW dot netflix.com slash big week. Now."

" Couple weeks ago it was the anniversary of 9/11 and what better way to remember -- with the Star Wars spoof."

" We are really great in the second Lebanon silence. You know weapon that ought to be a better you -- do you know what tomorrow is what's congress that started this area. God and your operating. Man it's a huge thing -- it was a couple of experts picked them. Where it would happen yeah amber road course on currently here's friend made it out and of course it didn't is that -- it looked accurate. If Parcells firecracker and again that there. There's no -- It's actually on my way to this at a morning. Forgot to set my alarm -- con space traffic if it hadn't been for that -- strip. I don't know that I don't think of it that he injected that day. Maybe got a certificate says so here. You look at that part of the galaxy with the best argues that -- Nothing there are still waiting on that memorial. Announces -- These parents scared I hear they're gonna build a new one though it's gonna be almost suspect. And I'm -- his -- and we learned any. You don't have filled. And I went yet guys I'll tell you something they hate our way of life just because apparently forced. Columbus based."

" we have all of this technology."

" cave somewhere and think about not a I just think about the new along. Let it happen just justified go and default. You know and our series what they -- better -- any firefighter -- the whole thing. -- There's no -- what X wing in this thing you know what. Out of control analyst -- nobody wants to hear this just want. You -- blood -- line whatever your budget you're always keep your voice your. Especially -- wrote cool."

" And -- you guys want another round now. You want another round. Yeah yeah."

" Do you speculation us."

" On the board and make your comments. Don't even get started on whether or not VMware was born within the galactic federation."

" And Barry Bonds you don't want to remind."

" Home care I have as a bunch of monkeys and."

" So the Dow is doing just that it's difficult today it's built into the -- right now."

" So the first who was completed and fully operational courtroom stood blown -- and perhaps kind in the second one was still being built we blew it up compliments Orlando Howard. Something he's never said brilliant second time around could never put my finger with something. Was it right and you've figured that the person that's gonna movement fighting imperialism the -- people -- storm troopers dignitaries imperial basically. So and it blew it up no ground evils punished second camera the second time around it was need to be billions we started construction. It's all so construction job of that magnitude cooler holds a lovely man didn't imperial army and the birth of a good -- independent Dutch taxes and and I think. Plumbers -- insiders roofers and not just terrorists that we can't exactly in order to get built quickly and quietly did hire anybody that can do the job."

" Think the average stewardship because that in stoically listening closing it was killing a white uniforms."

" All right so -- an independent contractors. Why he's so upset and its destruction all those innocent contacted put in the do the job were killed casualties of awarded nothing to do it. All right look. The roof where some -- government content comes your way -- got a wife and kids -- story in suburbia this is a government contract which means all sorts of benefits. Look at these left wing militants -- three mile radius with their -- didn't ask for that you know personal closet. Just great battle it gives me I don't mean to interrupt. When talking about the ending of retirement dinner --"

" Are just about out of time but before I go it was benign is episode of the degree. Yes it's exciting and we are planning something big and for our hundredth episode. We just don't know what it is yet so you have managed it is weird -- you want me to do please send your suggestions -- at revision3.com. It's going to be chicken -- good thanks for watching. Keep it."