18531 calories should be a good start to your Sunday. Who wants Brunch when you can a Boozefest?

Sunday Morning Cure

You'll need bacon. So much bacon. And ham wrapped in bacon for your bacon plate. Whip up some beer batter for deep frying the goods. Take those pancakes, smear on some cream, throw on a sausage and wrap them up for your very own little pancake sausage schnitzels. Next pull out your waffle maker for chocolate chip bacon beer waffles drizzed in Jack Daniels syrup (it's all about the reduction, kids, look it up!). Top with Bailey's whip cream. Don't forget the vegetables - deep fried hashbrown balls do the trick so peel those potatoes. Finally, no morning is complete without a big-ass omlette full of cheese and bacon. Enjoy!