What Song Are You Listening To?

[xibalba]

He Who Laughs Last - A.F.I.

[magunwarrior]

Oops I Did It Again! - Children of Bodom

That was really really funny sounding :D

[xibalba]

Oops I Did It Again! - Children of Bodom

That was really really funny sounding :D

I personally think its better than B. Spears version


Take Some More - And One

[magunwarrior]

Anything is better than Britney Spears :D

Everlong-Foo Fighters

[xibalba]

Lecher B*tch - Genitorturers

[murphy71984]

Daughtry - All These Lives

[magunwarrior]

Double Team-Tenacious D

[magunwarrior]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fPFz-7Xoqmc
David Grohl from the Foo Fighters as the Devil by the way.

[xibalba]

Die My Bride - Murderdolls

[xibalba]

Amerika - Rammstein

Woo Post #250

[husker-du]

but i'm different now - The Jam

[lsman11]

The Format: the first single

[xibalba]

America Must Be Destroyed - GWAR

[magunwarrior]

Set it Off-Audioslave

[xibalba]

Paschendale - Iron Maiden

[magunwarrior]

Kikapoo-Tenacious D

[xibalba]

Smell the Witch - Mortiis

[magunwarrior]

Friendship-Tenacious D

[xibalba]

I Hate Myself and Want to Die - Nirvana

[magunwarrior]

Crutch-Matchbox Twenty

[xibalba]

You Want to Suck My Dick - Dave Brockie Experience

[magunwarrior]

Sleep Now in the Fire-Rage Against the Machine

[xibalba]

Gilded C*nt - Cradle of Filth

[magunwarrior]

Smells Like Teen Spirit-Nirvana

[xibalba]

Kill the Christian - Deicide

[magunwarrior]

Fury of the Storm-Dragonforce

[xibalba]

Addicted To Vaginal Skin - Cannibal Corpse

[magunwarrior]

Addicted To Vaginal Skin - Cannibal Corpse

Your music has some odd titles my friend.

Dinosaurs Will Die-NOFX

[xibalba]

Your music has some odd titles my friend.

Dinosaurs Will Die-NOFX

This ones even better.

Entrails Ripped From A Virgin's C*nt - Cannibal Corpse

[mushroom]

Tourniquet-Marilyn Manson

[magunwarrior]

This ones even better.

Entrails Ripped From A Virgin's C*nt - Cannibal Corpse

You win *cowers in a corner*

We Are All on Drugs-Weezer

[xibalba]

I guess I'm the only fan of death metal and black metal here. :D

I Cum Blood - Cannibal Corpse

[magunwarrior]

Car Chase City-Tenacious D

[yourestillmycaesar]

Hospital Beds - Cold War Kids

(Gosh I'm bored tonight)

[husker-du]

the hold steady - south town girls

[magunwarrior]

Shadow on the Sun-Audioslave

[yourestillmycaesar]

Say Ten - Reel Big Fish

[magunwarrior]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dmsgLp7Oc3Q&mode=related&search=

[xibalba]

Christ Don't Care - Deicide

[magunwarrior]

I shall now post videos in all my posts, because I'm that hardcore...and extremely bored.

Double Team-Tenacious D
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HOsyk6zVBxE

[xibalba]

Cannibal Corpse - Decency Defined

http://youtube.com/watch?v=w6DSRkeKYrA

[magunwarrior]

I'm in a very ermm...Tenacious mood at the moment *ba dum pish*
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hEHU7Nv_alE
Master Exploder-Tenacious D

[xibalba]

Deicide - Homage For Satan

http://youtube.com/watch?v=m7_Guj7WMPA

[magunwarrior]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1dmVU08zVpA

[xibalba]

Haha thats f*cking great.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=1e0s1qBm9_I

[magunwarrior]

Probably my favorite Foo Fighters song/video (The D wiggled their way in this one too :D)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zdX-RX5IHAU

[xibalba]

Skinny Puppy - Worlock

Warning Some May Take Offense to the Video :D

































http://youtube.com/watch?v=P0qPn0HzzqA

[magunwarrior]

Show Me How to Live-Audioslave
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MfMtivHV47A

[xibalba]

Stone Sour - Bother

http://youtube.com/watch?v=AL6mTBjwR7s

[magunwarrior]

Papagenu-Tenacious D
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CFKDW2-BKck

[xibalba]

Michale Graves - Butchershop

http://youtube.com/watch?v=bsH08cPfDfs

[magunwarrior]

DOA-Foo Fighters
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HA-bP5fZwR0

[xibalba]

Looks like we went alittle crazy last night in the thread.

Princess of the Dawn - Siebenbürgen

[murphy71984]

josh kelley ~ home to me

[magunwarrior]

Looks like we went alittle crazy last night in the thread.

Princess of the Dawn - Siebenbürgen

You got that right :D Music and boredom are a powerful muse.
Revolution Deathsquad-Dragonforce

[xibalba]

The Chinese Have No Cheese - Dave Brockie Experience

[magunwarrior]

Set it Off-Audioslave

:( They're no longer a band /wrists

[xibalba]

Blue Monday - Orgy

[magunwarrior]

Don't Stop Me Now-Queen
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u4MXHPfMYXg&mode=related&search=
Hehe
Shaun of the Dead is probably my favorite movie :D

[thequestion]

Strawberry Fields Forever - Beatles

[xibalba]

Deicide- Scars Of The Crucifix

http://youtube.com/watch?v=_pJkeZwvru8

[magunwarrior]

This thread will jump twenty pages if people don't start posting :D
The videos return with a vengeance MUHAHAHA!

Kyle Quit the Band-Tenacious D
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jqp_JeMkRLs

[xibalba]

Dimmu Borgir - The Mourning Palace

http://youtube.com/watch?v=hDFJ2QyKktA

[magunwarrior]

Kielbasa-Tenacious D
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4fbli2HUcw0

[xibalba]

King Diamond - Sleepless Nights

http://youtube.com/watch?v=D_Xd5M3S_Cw

[magunwarrior]

Classico-Tenacious D
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ol_75jFEpck

[xibalba]

Behind Blue Eyes - The Who

[magunwarrior]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-xEzGIuY7kw
I actually have that Star Wars holiday special :D

[xibalba]

http://youtube.com/watch?v=dreLOdJxT4I

[magunwarrior]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yz-grdpKVqg&mode=related&search=

[xibalba]

http://youtube.com/watch?v=qWmiO4SavZI

[magunwarrior]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FvC5pZnPb0Q

[xibalba]

Danzig - Circle Of Snakes

http://youtube.com/watch?v=HldPNsiEzCw

[magunwarrior]

My Name is Jonas-Weezer
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-QA_b7Gt6J8

[xibalba]

Danzig - I Don't Mind The Pain
http://youtube.com/watch?v=wR-5Y-mANP8

[xibalba]

Danzig - Wicked Pus*ycat

http://youtube.com/watch?v=geng0N5tvKM

[magunwarrior]

Dio-Tenacious D
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4RqZXMl0swI

[magunwarrior]

Black Hole Sun-Soundgarden
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qiSkyEyBczU
One of my favorite songs :D

[_sorrow_]

Raining in Baltimore -- Counting Crows

[magunwarrior]

Low-Foo Fighters
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9TlUE9Hp9O4

[magunwarrior]

Hell-Foo Fighters

[magunwarrior]

Road Trippin'-Red Hot Chili Peppers

[xibalba]

Circle of Snakes - Danzig

While surfing with the Wii :D

[xibalba]

Blood and Tears - Danzig

One of my fav songs

[magunwarrior]

Friendship-Tenacious D
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S_GEIEvfDTk

[comhcinc]

friday i'm in love -the cure

[magunwarrior]

Car Chase City-Tenacious D
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s4pkhG2D_CQ

[jjallday]

Faith No More - Stripsearch

[magunwarrior]

Tribute-Tenacious D
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R70V1Yz-dZ4

[magunwarrior]

Wonderboy-Tenacious D
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PQgr2Cxe69w&mode=related&search=

[xibalba]

Murderdolls - White Wedding

http://youtube.com/watch?v=B6ZguWnVWpA

[xibalba]

KoRn - Y'All Want A Single

http://youtube.com/watch?v=RoNPqtznoXk

[magunwarrior]

Revelations-Audioslave
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vVcm5xr7cmI&mode=related&search=

[magunwarrior]

Tribute-Tenacious D
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BUvdhzbHT0Q
Check David Grohl from the Foo Fighters on drums.

[xibalba]

Twisted Sister - Oh Come All Ye Faithful

http://youtube.com/watch?v=De47fjH6RKY

[magunwarrior]

45-Shinedown
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vdZXT6tSKBQ
Shinedown is easily one of my top five favorite bands.

[xibalba]

Rammstein - Mein Teil

http://youtube.com/watch?v=9_F9bQPt4yU

[xibalba]

45-Shinedown
Shinedown is easily one of my top five favorite bands.

Thats a great song

[magunwarrior]

One of the only modern metal bands I can tolerate
Operation Ground and Pound-Dragonforce
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ywxm6zLEjFY

[xibalba]

Bile - In League

http://youtube.com/watch?v=MO2WJDG2Qe8

[magunwarrior]

Through the Fire and the Flames-Dragonforce (just the solo)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5KL78ufx2Yw

[xibalba]

Trail Of Broken Hearts - DragonForce

[magunwarrior]

Fury of the Storm-Dragonforce (my favorite song by them)

[xibalba]

King of Kings - Motörhead

[xibalba]

Necropedophile - Cannibal Corpse

[xibalba]

Lesbain Seagull - Engelbert Humperdinck

[magunwarrior]

hahahaha I can't stop ****ing laughing at this!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MdG6_IYLAbU&mode=related&search=

[magunwarrior]

oh my god here's more :D
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=scCRfPmNYQM&mode=related&search=

[xibalba]

No Dreams Breed In Breathless Sleep - Dissection

On Repeat

[magunwarrior]

Flathead-The Fratellis...I really don't know why I like this song, maybe because it's the song in an Apple commercial and the Apple chip implanted in my skull makes me like it?

[husker-du]

The replacements - the last

[magunwarrior]

Exploder-Audioslave

[magunwarrior]

Dinosaurs Will Die-NOFX

[magunwarrior]

Heroes-Shinedown

[magunwarrior]

Flash-Tenacious D
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L3goWGmlg4A

[husker-du]

the hold steady - how a resurrection really feels

[magunwarrior]

Master of Puppets-Metallica

[xibalba]

Acid Theatre - The Kovenant

[magunwarrior]

Trapped in the Drive-Thru (Parody of Trapped in the Closet-Weird Al Yankovic

[xibalba]

Progenies of the Apocalypse - Dimmu Borgir

[magunwarrior]

Through the Fire and the Flame-Dragonforce

[xibalba]

Blood Red Head on Fire - Bigdumbface

[magunwarrior]

Flathead-The Fratellis (DAMN YOUS APPLE)

[xibalba]

Divine Infekt - Psyclon Nine

[magunwarrior]

One-Winged Angel-The Black Mages

[xibalba]

Ben - Michael Jackson

[xibalba]

Crispin Glover - Clowny Clown Clown

http://youtube.com/watch?v=vbCiac03ycQ

[magunwarrior]

Learn to Fly-Foo Fighters

[husker-du]

sonic youth - the sprawl

[xibalba]

Kill Miss America - Murderdolls

[magunwarrior]

Body Breakdown-Dragonforce

OH SNAPZZ I IS 31337.

[xibalba]

Sweet Dreams - Marilyn Manson

[xibalba]

Cradle Of Filth - Temptation

http://youtube.com/watch?v=MfMa2lrFxhY

[kwok_talk]

Crown of Love by The Arcade Fire

[xibalba]

The Graveyard (Entire CD) - King Diamond

[xibalba]

Temptation - Cradle of Filth

on repeat hmm just like this song for some reason.

[vahnx]

Lagwagon Live at Bizzare Festival in Holland, Lowlands.

[xibalba]

Smile - Lagwagon

[comhcinc]

Anatomy - Combichrist

[locke]

Catalyst - Slayer

[xibalba]

The Last Song - X Japan

[jjallday]

Beck - High 5 (Rock The Catskills)

[xibalba]

Don't Pray - Marilyn Manson

[ericjosepi]

Uhn Tiss Uhn Tiss Uhn Tiss - The Bloodhound Gang
No Hard Feelings - The Bloodhound Gang

[xibalba]

Elisabeth Bathori - Dissection

[mongoose]

Razorlight - Vice

[ericjosepi]

Alive - Edwin (i'm edwin-alive on pokerstars.com ;))

[xibalba]

B.d.f. - Gwar

[ericjosepi]

Kids With Guns - Gorillaz

[xibalba]

Dead Inside - Danzig

[ericjosepi]

Public Pervert (Carlos D Remix) - Interpol

[ericjosepi]

Am I Sexy? - Lords of Acid (This song is so Austin Powers!)

[xibalba]

Just Once In My Life - The Righteous Brothers

[ericjosepi]

I Like It - Lords of Acid (Very poppy song... more poppy than anything by the Lords)

[xibalba]

Hymn to the Angel's Descent - Psyclon Nine

[ericjosepi]

Surfin' Muncheez - Lords of Acid
Get Up Get High - Lords of Acid

[xibalba]

Death - Skinny Puppy

[ericjosepi]

Spacy B!tch - Lords of Acid

[xibalba]

Gonna Kill U - GWAR

[xibalba]

ATWA - System of a down

[ericjosepi]

(A Treatise On The Practical Methods Whereby One Can) Worship The Lords - Lords of Acid

[xibalba]

No Dreams Breed In Breathless Sleep - Dissection

[xibalba]

Tragedy - Coal Chamber

[xibalba]

I Could Care Less - DevilDriver

[xibalba]

Earth Song - Michael Jackson

[xibalba]

When Satan Rules His World - Deicide

I am so fu*king bored tonight

[xibalba]

Stairway to Heaven - Led Zeppelin

[magunwarrior]

Ironic that you have the 666 post in this thread Xibalba.

[ericjosepi]

I wanted #666 but I passed out early.

[xibalba]

Antichrist - Dissection

Screams and nightmares
Of a life I want
Can't see living this lie no
A world I haunt
You've lost all control of my
Heart and soul
Satan holds my future
Watch it unfold
I am the Antichrist
It's what I was meant to be
Your God left me behind
And set my soul to be free
Watching disciples
Of the satanic rule
Pentagram of blood
Holds the jackal's truth
Searching for the answer
Christ hasn't come
Awaiting the final moment
The birth of Satan's son
Screams,
From a life I live
Torment,
Is what I give
Torture,
Is what I love
The down fall,
Of the heavens above
I am the Antichrist
All love is lost
Insanity is what I am
Eternally my soul will rot


Heh I was just bored earlier and kept posting over and over. Passed out shortly afterwards. :D

[jjallday]

ODB - Shimmy Shimmy Ya

[xibalba]

Amon Amarth - In Pursuit of Vikings
http://youtube.com/watch?v=QWLRphQIQt0


Dark Lunacy - Dolls
http://youtube.com/watch?v=fEq6HZTHu4g

[_sorrow_]

Humming -- Portishead

[ariastar]

Fresh Prince of Bel-Air's opening credits.

[xibalba]

Masses For A New Messiah - Dimmu Borgir

[murphy71984]

Augustana - Boston (Been on repeat all day in my company vehic :D )

[xibalba]

I Am Hell - White Zombie

Born In Hell - Lobotomy

[ariastar]

Some Russian song.

[xibalba]

Hard for a 'Tard - Dave Brockie Experience

[ariastar]

Mad World by Gary Jules

[xibalba]

Damned In Black - Immortal

[xibalba]

Pleasure in Restraint - Genitorturers

[chuckles]

一个人 (One Person)

-chuckles-

[ariastar]

Titanic song

[xibalba]

Black Angel, White Angel - Danzig

[murphy71984]

Mad World by Gary Jules

Donnie Darko :p

[ariastar]

The hum of the air conditioning.

[comhcinc]

King Porter Stomp-Benny Goodman

[earlobe]

Brand New - Limousine

[xibalba]

Kinderfeld - Marilyn Manson

[xibalba]

Senior Actif - DAT Politics

Best song Evar! haha :D

[ericjosepi]

Senior Actif - DAT Politics

Best song Evar! haha :D

I have to disagree, "I like it" by the Lords of Acid is the best song ever!

It's the most poppy/pop-rock song to come from that twisted techno band's mind.

[xibalba]

I have to disagree, "I like it" by the Lords of Acid is the best song ever!

It's the most poppy/pop-rock song to come from that twisted techno band's mind.

Have ya listened to Senior Actif?


Satan My Master - Dimmu Borgir

[ariastar]

The "Stupid Spoiled Whore" episode of South Park.

[xibalba]

The Art Of Immolation - God Dethroned

[murphy71984]

Breaking Benjamin - So Cold

[husker-du]

jackson browne - these days

[_sorrow_]

Daniel and the Sacred Harp -- The Band

[xibalba]

Black Devil - King Diamond

[ariastar]

I'm listening to the voiced in my head.

[xibalba]

Suicide Note Pt. I - Pantera

[_sorrow_]

Bomb Track -- Rage Against the Machine (and i'm super jealous of all you folks in California that may get the see them at Coachella!!)

[xibalba]

Ænema - Tool

[ericjosepi]

The beast and the harlot - Avenged Sevenfold

[ericjosepi]

Dry the Rain - The Beta Band (so mellow) :D

[xibalba]

Heart of the Devil - Danzig

[ericjosepi]

B+A - The Beta Band

[xibalba]

Crack Track - Genitorturers

[ericjosepi]

Dog's Got a Bone - The Beta Band (this has to be the most mellow band to come out of britain in the 90s)

[xibalba]

Dracula - Shadow Reichenstein

[magunwarrior]

Posting the lyrics from now on, just because I'm bored and killing time till 24/Heroes.


"Kielbasa"

[spoken]
[KG:] Dude, we gotta ****in' write something new. C'mon.
[strums]
[JB:] I don't like that. So far ba--, off to a bad start.
[strums again]
[JB:] Better, closer, warmer.
[strums again]
[JB:] That's it. Okay.

[sung]
I love ya baby but all I can think about is
Kielbasa sausage, your butt cheeks is warm.
I check my dipstick, you need lubrication honey,
My kielbasa sausage has just got to perform.
Now get it on!

I see you walkin', but all I can think about is
Dianetics, your butt cheeks is warm.
I check my dipstick, you need lubrication honey,
My kielbasa sausage has just got to perform.
Now I've been set loose-ah,
I'm shooting my juice-ah,
Right in your caboose.
Now ****in' get it on!
Now get it on.
Get it on!

Dianetics cure ya much better than Krishna,
Dianetics cure ya much better indeed,
And all you people here you're tremendous,
(Except the people in the middle),
And you're smokin' up a big-ass bowl of weed
With me, me and KG.
All right!
Oh yeah,
All right! Oh my God!
All the ladies in the house say yeah (yeah),
C'mon, you mutha****a say a prayer (prayer),
When ya fight, ya gotsta fight fair,
You mutha****a, ho, you mutha****a,
You know what time it is?
Tenacious D time, you mutha****a, go!
**** yeah!
Yeah, yeah!

[spoken]
Dude, that was TNT.

[xibalba]

"Burn in Hell"

Welcome to the abandoned land
Come on in, child; take my hand
Here there's no work or play
Only one bill to pay
There's just five words to say
As you go down, down, down

You're gonna burn in hell
Oh, burn in hell

You can't believe all the things i've done wrong in my life
Without even trying i've lived on the edge of a knife
Well, i've played with fire, but i don't want to get myself burned
To thine own self be true, so i think that it's time for a turn
Before i burn in hell
Oh, burn in hell
Take a good look in your heart; tell me what do you see?
It's black and it's dark, now is that how you want it to be?
It's up to you; what you do will decide your own fate
Make your choice now for tomorrow may be far too late

Hear no evil, don't you
See no evil, don't you
Lay no evil down on me
You're gonna burn in hell
Speak no evil, don't you
Think no evil, don't you
Play with evil, 'cause i'm free

[magunwarrior]

"**** Her Gently"

This is a song for the ladies
But fellas listen closely
You don't always have to **** her hard
In fact sometimes that's not right to do
Sometimes you've got to make some love
And ****in give her some smoochies too
Sometimes ya got to squeeze
Sometimes you've got to say please
Sometime you've got to say hey
I'm gonna **** you softly
I'm gonna screw you gently
I'm gonna hump you sweetly
I'm gonna ball you discreetly
And then you say hey I bought you flowers
And then you say wait a minute sally
I think I got somethin in my teeth
Could you get it out for me
That's ****in teamwork
Whats your favorite posish?
That's cool with me
Its not my favorite
But I'll do it for you
Whats your favorite dish?
Im not gonna cook it
But ill order it from Zanzibar
And then I'm gonna love you completely
And then I'll ****in **** you discreetly
And then I'll ****ing bone you completely
But then I'm gonna **** you hard
Hard

[xibalba]

"Parasite God"

We are floating - Above the mountains.
Watching all the tiny people.
How they waste themselves away.
Obey themselves away.

How willingly - They lay their love.
How willingly - They sacrifice themselves,
To the locust master - to the one that drowned the world.

They love their Parasite God - Yet they crucify me.

How willingly - They lay their love.
How willingly - They sacrifice themselves,
To the bringer of hunger - To the one that drowned the world.

They love their Parasite God - Yet they crucify me.

I want to be your Parasite God.
So I can show you who you really are.
I want to be your Parasite God.
So I can show you who you really are.

They love their Parasite God - Yet they crucify me.

[magunwarrior]

"Double Team"

[spoken]
Damn, a hard day's rockin'. Better slip off ma shoes.
Maybe give a little stretch, and a bend.
Dip m'toe to jacuzzi, baby. Slip out this book:
The Buttress of Windsor. Ho ho ho, who's this? How's it goin'?
[sung]
That's the first thin' I say to you.
How's it goin'? Are you flowin'?
Listen honey,
Thinkin' 'bout a couple things to say to you,
Showin', growin',
Man I'd like to place my hand
upon your ****in' sexy ass and squeeze.
And squeeze!

Take off your blouse,
And your underpants,
Then take a look,
'Cause here me and KG come naked,
Out of the side-hatch,
With the oils and perfume and incense.
Now you're groovin',
Put on a cool '70s groove.
A funky groove to **** to.
A funky groove to **** to.

Me, me and KG,
It's all about sex supreme,
We likes to cream jeans. (sex)
Have you ever been worked on
By two guys who are hot for your snatch? (sex)
That's what I'm offerin' you.
You step into our room,
And then you smell the perfume,
You lay upon our roundish bed,
And then you feel a tickling on your head.
It's KG with the feather and the French tickler,
Look out baby he got the tools.
And then you feel sumpin' down by your feet.
It's me, it's JB, I'm suckin' upon your toes.

We don't mind sucking on toes!
Good luck finding a boyfriend who sucks toe, ow!
Havin' sex with me and KG,
Now you're talkin' double team supreme.

Let's roll!
Oh!
[2-part:] Ahh, oh!

What! Yeah! Huh! Nah! Oh!
Ah, that's it, that's right, ohmygah, oh-I-think-I'm-gonna, Ohh!
Deht! Deht! Eeee!
...Splooge!

[spoken]
That was the one.

[KG:] Hail Satan!
[JB:] Hail Satan!
[KG:] Hail Satan!
[JB:] Hail Satan!
***************

To this day "Cause here me and KG come naked,
Out of the side-hatch" is my favorite lyric ever.

[xibalba]

"Hooker with a Penis"

I,
met a boy,
wearing Vans,
501s,
and a dope,
beastie-tee,
nipple rings,
new tattoos,
that claimed tha he
was OGT,
back from '92,
from the first EP.
And in between
sips of coke
he told me
that he thought we
were sellin' out,
layin' down,
suckin' up
to the man.
Well now I've got some advice for you, little buddy.
Before you point your finger you should know that I'm the man,
and if I'm the man, then you're the man, and he's the man as well
so you can point that ****in' finger up your aaaaaaaaaaass!

All you know about me is what I've sold you,
Dumb ****.
I sold out long before you ever even heard my name.
I sold my soul to make a record,
Dip shit,
and then you bought ooone.
I've got some Advice for you, little buddy.
Before you point your finger you should know that I'm the man.
If I'm the ****in' man then you're the ****in' man as well,
So you can point that ****in' finger up your aaaaaaaaaaaaaass!

consume,
be fruitful,
and multiply

All you know about me is what I've sold you,
Dumb ****.
I sold out long before you ever even heard my name.
I sold my soul to make a record,
Dip shit,
and then you bought oooooooooooone!

All you
read and
Wear or
see and
Hear on
TV
Is a
product
Begging
for your
Fairly
dirty
Dollar.
So ... Shut up and
Buy, my
Buy, myyy
new record
Buy, my
Buy,
Send more money
(Fuuuuuck you, buddy! 4x)

[magunwarrior]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I didn't even read the song after I saw the title was "Hooker with a Penis" HAHAHAHAHAHAHA


"History"

This is a song called the history of Tenacious D
And its not just a list of bullshit that we've done in the past
It's a chronicling of our rise, to power!

We ride with kings on mighty steeds
Across the devils plain
We've walked with Jesus and his cross
He did not die in vain, NO!

We've run with wolves, we've climbed K2
Even stopped a moving train
We've traveled through space and time my friends
To rock this house again, rock!!

We ride and we ride and we'll never subside
And we'll ride till the planets collide
And if you say that we do not ride
I'll tan you're ****ing hide, ride!!

Kyle's fingers be silver, Jacks voice then be gold
But lest you think we're vain
We know you're all robots and we don't care
Tenacious D, we reign!

We rei-eign, supreme, ooooh god!!
Burrito supreme, and a chicken supreme
And a cutlass supreme
Supreeeeeme yeaaaaaah
go now Kyle! 1-2-3
Supreme!!!

[xibalba]

"Better to reign in Hell"

Better to reign in hell
Better to reign in hell

Heart in hand passed clasp of pain
In dark lowland that set bad blood in veins
Burning, like penal fires roused to strain
The jagged-toothed skyline braced with crosses

The golden dawn
Lay lost to mist where
Emboldened thorns
Made their bed with toppled stones

He closed His eyes
Sunken to dream there
Of crow-black skies
And a great white empty throne
Horror stalked the bilious fogs
That balked his visions

He licked the spittle from the cheeks of the wry
And drifted back to when His stung its target
The sneer of Michael on a glorious high
Of angel dust and Virtue by his side

Drowning in the past
That downfall seemed like yesterday
Though blurred moons passed
As enemies in high places laughed

Moved to mirrors cracked with heavy lines
He rose snowblind, through shifting sands of time
Erased the trace and taste of bitter wines
The grapes of wrath grew fat on the vine

She came to Him
A little whip of tantrums
Thrashed on velvet skins
That lines Her wishbone Henge

Her name was Sin
A warming spurt of mantras
Splashed on occult tongues
That whispered sweet revenge

For the shame of their crawl from grace
Cold and hollow as the grave

And for a rape and ruinous scourge
Spared for souls that shared God's worship
For now their throats coated notes with dirge
That poured from parapets to the pits below

Drowning in the past
A wretched scream like yesterday
Died at last
With the rising of the revenant dark

All sharpened claws and blunt discharge

"I shall bow no more to the dogs of the Lord
Tearing at my carcass heart
I shall fall to my knees only at the keyholes
Of Virtue slipping into bondage masks...
Freewill made me better to reign in hell"

And with new wings
Unfurled and spoken
He took to things
That would desecrate the world

The seduction of both woman and man
For a bastard masterplan

Drowning out the past
Fool Fates unwound cruel yesterdays
beneath the stars
That staggered from the blast

[murphy71984]

Breaking Benjamin - Rain

[magunwarrior]

"Lee"

Lee, Lee, Lee, Lee,
Lee Lee Lee Lee Lee Lee Lee Lee Lee,
We're talkin' ****in' Lee.
I had a friend named Lee,
He cast a spell a spell on me.
If me and Lee and KG could be three,
Flyin' free Tenaciously,
Skinny-dippin' in a sea of Lee,
I'd propose on bended knee
To Lee Lee Lee, Lee Lee Lee,
Lee Lee,
Lee Lee Lee, Lee Lee Lee,
Lee Lee,
Le-Lut-Le-Le-Le-Lee Lee Lee,
Le-Lut-Le-Le-Le-Lee Lee,
If me, and Lee, and KG, (that's me)
Could be three, (could be three)
Plant a tree, (plant a tree)
Just for Lee, (just for Lee)
Just for Lee, (Lee)
Just for Lee!
Lee, Lee, Lee: ["Psycho" Knife Song style, 16X]
Leeee, Leeee, Leeee:
LEE!

[xibalba]

"Heads on the wall"

I'm in a cold and lonely tomb
Surrounded by darkness in my newfound home
I'm not alone, anymore, alone, anymore
I'm looking back at yesterday
I do remember my escape, and what I had to do
Have to do, don't you see, don't you see

Heads on the wall...I'm looking at
Heads on the wall...dead yet alive
Heads on the wall
I'm looking at heads on the wall...heads

Did you know, if you die in a graveyard
The soul can't escape if you lose your head
But it lives on in the brain...in your brain
Don't you see, don't you see

Heads on the wall...I'm looking at
Heads on the wall...dead yet alive
Heads on the wall
I'm looking at heads on the wall

Last night, when I climbed the cemetery gate
I saw a man digging in the ground
Working the late shift, it was the gravedigger
Jeremiah had worked here for years
Already had one foot in the grave
With my help we got in the other
I can't believe...he wasn't stronger

Mary the hooker was coming to church
To let the reverend fill up her purse
Jesse Bell, may his soul rest in HELL
No one must find out, no one must tell

Heads on the wall...I'm looking at
Heads on the wall...dead yet alive
Heads on the wall
And they're staring at me, and me, and me

No one comes and leaves again
I've got to make sure no one knows where I am
Especially THAT man...I remember
I can't get rid of those voices

[magunwarrior]

With karate I'll kick your ass
Here to Tiennamen Square.
Oh yeah, mutha****a,
I'm 'onna kick your ****in' derriere.
You broke the rules,
Now I'll pull out all your pubic hair,
You mutha****a.
You mutha****a.

Kyle betrayed me
And then he lied tried to hide
And I died deep inside
And you know the reason why.

I'm 'onna kick your ass
From here to right over there.
Oh yeah mutha****a,
I'm 'onna kick your ****in' derriere.
You broke the rules,
Now I'll pull out all your pubic hair,
You mutha****a.
You mutha****a.

[xibalba]

"Entrails Ripped From A Virgin's C*nt"

Alive alone now that they've gone dead but unburied
I've seen it unfold, terrible scenes of agony
Eyes in the darkness
Echoing their madness

The sights that have passed before them
Watching as though it has never happened
Now I only listen to what is not spoken

Murder, hatred
Anger, Savage
Killings I have caused
more than can be counted
orgies of sadism
And sexual perversion
Virgin
Tied to my mattress
Legs spread wide
Ruptured bowel, yanked
From her insides
Devirginized with my knife
Internally bleeding
Vagina, secreting
her blood-wet pus*y
I am eating
on her guts I am feeding
Mutilated with a machete
I f*cked her dead body
The first and last
Your life's only romance
My knife's jammed in your ass
As you die you orgasm

Pass on to the dead
Nerve trembling convulsions
No longer looking human

I never see them, but I know they're there
Locked in my subconcious
Obscene memories I thought I'd forgotten
Haunting unrealities
Tear at me
Hold her arms
Her mouth taped shut
Screams unheard
Out pour her guts

Layers of flesh peeling away
Languish in your own decay
descriptions of my killings
bone chilling

Terror, tear, her
Virgin c*nt

Virgins are my victims
Their tight interiors I explore
Sharpened utensils of torture
Now inserted inside of her
Sex organs extracted for eating
On her liver I am gnawing

Forbidden lust for guts
Ripped from her c*nt
Tears of blood cry down her thigh

I ram my fist inside her hole
From her crotch piss now flows
Rectum filled with shit
I f*cked her emptied body
Until she became stiff

[magunwarrior]

Your music make me cower in a corner

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ig_2k9aDhpE

[xibalba]

"Hitler Was A Sensitive Man"

HITLER WAS A SENSITIVE MAN
HITLER WAS A SENSITIVE MAN
HITLER WAS A SENSITIVE MAN
HITLER WAS A SENSITIVE MAN

HE WENT TO ART SCHOOL WHEN HE WAS YOUNGER
HE WANTED TO BE A PAINTER
HITLER WAS A VEGETARIAN
HE WAS ALSO A NON SMOKER

HITLER WAS A SENSITIVE MAN
HITLER WAS A SENSITIVE MAN
HITLER WAS A SENSITIVE MAN
HITLER WAS A SENSITIVE MAN

HE HIRED GAY AND HANDICAPPED OFFICERS
HE WAS CONCERNED ABOUT OVERPOPULATION
IF HITLER WAS ALIVE TODAY
HE'D LISTENED TO THE CURE, THE SMITHS, AND DEPECHE MODE

HITLER WAS A SENSITIVE MAN
HITLER WAS A SENSITIVE MAN
HITLER WAS A SENSITIVE MAN
HITLER WAS A SENSITIVE MAN

[magunwarrior]

Wow...

Tenacious D - History
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cVwNBVEkcng

[xibalba]

I just saw the gayest guy on earth - Anal C*nt

[magunwarrior]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hEHU7Nv_alE

[xibalba]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ul4RH4GjVzI

[xibalba]

People=Shit - Slipknot

[magunwarrior]

That Slipknot song is pretty much the only song of yours that I've actually heard and believe is buried in iTunes somewhere.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b16ttH7uiDo

[xibalba]

The Grand Grimoire - God Dethroned

[magunwarrior]

Jesus Ranch-Tenacious D (The only video of the D singing it other than lip syncing retards on youtube.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ze5LnT7zsaw

[magunwarrior]

The D wrote this song for you xibalba.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aC6CPwu0I44

[xibalba]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cauKAunfgjA

A great ****ing song

[_sorrow_]

BULLET IN YOUR HEAD -- Rage Against the Machine (it was the screaming end when i wrote that, hence the caps :D )

[xibalba]

http://youtube.com/watch?v=El1mAA9l9W0

[ariastar]

I'm listening to people talk. Exciting, eh?

[xibalba]

Desert Rose - Eric Johnson

[ericjosepi]

The new one I just put up on my MySpace page

[xibalba]

I Hate Myself For Loving You - Joan Jett

[xibalba]

Skeletor Beastman - GNARKILL

[ericjosepi]

Dude I love that song!

[ariastar]

Do songs in my head count?

[ericjosepi]

Yes ......

[ariastar]

How about the voices?

[ericjosepi]

yeah, those count too

[xibalba]

Life is Like a Boat - Rie Fu

[ericjosepi]

A boy and his machine gun - Matthew Good Band

[magunwarrior]

Grandfather-Stephen Lynch (one of my favorite comedians)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-3MzqfISkfA