View Full Version : Jessica Corbin please help
piper999
10-04-2007, 03:36 AM
The next time your cohost puts on one of his annoying strangulated 'funny voices' in an untalented attempt at parody can you try not putting on a fixed grin and instead reach across the set and slap him in the face?
Also, could you maybe show him a conceptual diagram of the Universe and point out that there is quite clearly NOT a grinning fat twat in a skirt and sporran pleasuring himself at the center of it?
sock-
10-04-2007, 03:38 AM
Props for knowing what a sporran is, but I've never seen Pat wearing one.
piper999
10-04-2007, 03:45 AM
You're lucky.
sock-
10-04-2007, 03:51 AM
All the Utilikilt models have pockets, thus negating the need for a sporran.
The More You Know.
piper999
10-04-2007, 05:27 AM
Maybe I haven't seen a sporran on him then. The horror of seeing a three hundred pound shaven headed doughboy taking part in what looked suspiciously like a homely transvestite version of a softcore schoolgirl fetish video must have scrambled my mind.
Bring back Leo Laporte is all I can say.
piper999
10-04-2007, 01:45 PM
Lucky for Patrick Norton he doesn't need creepy fanboy cheerleaders like you to shake off criticism I imagine.
Edit: "youd be on the floor covered in blood quicker than you can say "F" in Fat."
Hang on, are you trying to say he's a psychopath as well?
I think Patrick Norton was good at DL.TV and Screensavers but needs to raise the game a little on a show like Tekzilla which is too lightweight to be a tech show and nowhere near funny enough to be a general entertainment show.
I didn't ask for Tekzilla to show up in my RSS downloads so feel justified at ranting at having something foisted on me that to be honest I think is garbage.
masherscf
10-04-2007, 01:50 PM
Hey Buddy, I think you need to go here (http://www.revision3.com/forum/showpost.php?p=12218&postcount=1) and give the entry a good read before you start posting again.
tokenuser
10-04-2007, 01:56 PM
I am not sure about the sporran thing, but I believe Pat does wear a merkin. I am sure our latest creepy stalker dude would be able to tell us, or at least supply photos.
sock-
10-04-2007, 06:23 PM
Maybe I haven't seen a sporran on him then. The horror of seeing a three hundred pound shaven headed doughboy taking part in what looked suspiciously like a homely transvestite version of a softcore schoolgirl fetish video must have scrambled my mind.
Bring back Leo Laporte is all I can say.
Hey. I'm 6'4" and clock in at about 300 pounds, as such, I can safely say, Patrick Norton does not weigh 300 pounds.
prime
10-04-2007, 09:01 PM
This piper nutbag must have a personal vendetta against Pat.
ryudo
10-04-2007, 09:22 PM
Jessica is currently unable to comment as she has better things to do like umm working on Ep 2 of Tekzilla than respond to a troll thread. :D
piper999
10-06-2007, 02:05 AM
Hey. I'm 6'4" and clock in at about 300 pounds, as such, I can safely say, Patrick Norton does not weigh 300 pounds.
Are you calling Patrick Norton a lightweight? Scrap!
piper999
10-06-2007, 02:09 AM
I aint a fanboy cheerleader and theres a difference between criticising him and calling him a "fat tw*t"
No im saying its one thing to insult someone over the internet like a big guy, its something totally different insulting someone to their face. Call anyone a twat and youll likely wont be walking away unharmed.
Dont like it? Unsubscribe, its not the end of the world, they arent forcing you to download it, christ get a life.
Mentally stable grown ups in the real world don't hit each other over jokes about their dress sense and behaviour in podcasts.
You probably do though which is why I'm VERY VERY GLAD I will never have the displeasure of ever meeting you in person.
piper999
10-06-2007, 02:22 AM
Jessica is currently unable to comment as she has better things to do like umm working on Ep 2 of Tekzilla than respond to a troll thread. :D
At the risk of spamming up the board (this will be my last comment for the day) I agree with you. I won't troll again but I might well post things that get up people's noses. I'm a jerk and short of retrospective genetic re-engineering I don't think I'll change.
I saw tech tv turn into G4 and was horrified at what I thought was the same thing happening again.
Other than being threatened with violence and stalked (another thread) I think the general demeanour of people here seems pretty grounded and the fact that I HAVEN'T been crucified has done more to modify my future behaviour than the aforementioned threatened beating.
sock-
10-06-2007, 03:37 AM
Mentally stable grown ups in the real world don't hit each other over jokes about their dress sense and behaviour in podcasts.
You probably do though which is why I'm VERY VERY GLAD I will never have the displeasure of ever meeting you in person.
Mentally stable grown ups in the real world have tact and don't rudely critique that which they disagree with.