View Full Version : Who is Gator afraid of?
slartibardfast
10-17-2007, 10:46 PM
For the past 3 episodes, Gator has kept his gun close at hand. Obviously someone is out to get him; the question is who and why? Martin did mention that Gator had "borrowed" a computer from Patrick Norton without his permission; could Gator be afraid of utility kilt clad reprisals? Perhaps being in such close proximity to Gator drove the sex toy lady into an unhealthy obsession, and now Gator fears being abducted and held against his will inside of a small closet somewhere in Recita. Perhaps there are even more nefarious plots afoot...
Surly we can figure this out. Who is Gator afraid of?
chuckles
10-20-2007, 12:52 AM
For the past 3 episodes, Gator has kept his gun close at hand. Obviously someone is out to get him; the question is who and why? Martin did mention that Gator had "borrowed" a computer from Patrick Norton without his permission; could Gator be afraid of utility kilt clad reprisals? Perhaps being in such close proximity to Gator drove the sex toy lady into an unhealthy obsession, and now Gator fears being abducted and held against his will inside of a small closet somewhere in Recita. Perhaps there are even more nefarious plots afoot...
Surly we can figure this out. Who is Gator afraid of?
He is afraid that I will steal his Kodiak.. :)
-chuckles-
masherscf
10-20-2007, 01:39 AM
The man likes to shoot. There's nuthin' wrong with a bit of shootin'.
magunwarrior
10-20-2007, 06:18 AM
Gators, fact.
slartibardfast
10-20-2007, 06:35 AM
The man likes to shoot. There's nuthin' wrong with a bit of shootin'.
I'll bet Gator likes to eat Italian food too, but he doesn't keep a bowl of ravioli on the table. No, someone is out to get him, and he's clearly worried.
We've got to figure this out before it's too late. I don't want the next episode of Infected to look like the last minute of the Blair Witch tape!
Could that on-screen kiss from Laura Swisher have driven her over the edge? Did she fly too close to the Gator and burn her wings, and now, realizing that she can not have him to herself, wants to make sure that no one else can?
Come on internet, Gator needs our help! We have to unravel this mystery while there is still time.
:)
slartibardfast
10-20-2007, 06:44 AM
He is afraid that I will steal his Kodiak.. :)
-chuckles-
An interesting theory, however research shows that Gator favors employing his Ricky Kang signature edition Kendo Stick against the likes of us inter-web types. I fear that there is an even more diabolical plot afoot.
:)
P.S. Never pass up the chance to use the word "afoot" in a sentence; it makes you sound all educated and stuff.
brlee2003
10-20-2007, 08:04 AM
Most likely Joey's hair.
skyspy
10-20-2007, 09:51 AM
No guys, you're all on the wrong track here..... ya see, gator is not from around his.. abouts. But this protection isn't for the outside dangers.. its for the under the table mischief. You know what I'm talkin` about Sargent... mmmm footsies.
slartibardfast
10-20-2007, 12:37 PM
Gators, fact.
Why would he be afraid of what he is named after unless you mean... (dramatic pause)... EVIL TWIN BROTHER!!!!!
You may be on to something here.
:)
slartibardfast
10-20-2007, 12:42 PM
No guys, you're all on the wrong track here..... ya see, gator is not from around his.. abouts. But this protection isn't for the outside dangers.. its for the under the table mischief. You know what I'm talkin` about Sargent... mmmm footsies.
This is the best theory to date. The gun didn't show up until they moved from the couch and living room chairs to the kitchen table, (a table that provides Martin cover for any deviant behavior he might try to impose upon Gator during the show). Perhaps Martin is a "hands on" employer; we may have to consult the ACLU on this.
:)
slartibardfast
10-20-2007, 12:45 PM
Most likely Joey's hair.
Stop joking around, this is a serious thead. We all know a bullet can't penetrate that mane.
:)
slartibardfast
10-26-2007, 04:53 PM
It’s worse than I feared. In the latest episode of Infected we see Joey being trained to field strip Gator’s gun. I’m beginning to think that gun is not Gator’s, but is in fact the official Infected gun. Could someone be after the entire cast and crew? Apparently things have gotten so serious that even the cameraman has to be ready for combat at a monuments notice.
Martin, Gator, Joey, who is it? Who is after you? It’s Leporte isn’t it?
:)