Got through 5 minutes...the Show SUCKS!! [Archive]

soundwave2-0

10-17-2006, 03:57 PM

wow that was your first post too? that's really lame to take the time out of your day to create a name on here and just make that statement.

maybe you should kill yourself and get it over with.

soundwave2-0

10-17-2006, 04:00 PM

maybe you should kill yourself and get it over with.

yeah..that was not my best comeback. i am still drinking my coffee...give me time to wake up and we can do this in a bit if you still want.

divadawg9234

10-17-2006, 04:00 PM

who are Alex and Kevin?

muled

10-17-2006, 04:00 PM

lol...you have no clue what you just did do you?

hoard....attack!!!

Is it even worth it. From the looks of it he's about 8 ... maybe 9.

jonathanlondon

10-17-2006, 04:02 PM

Let's all look on the bright side.

HE GOT THROUGH 5 MINUTES!!!

Yeah!!!! Thank you, Rich! Thank you for hanging in that long! You are a loyal listener and we appreciate your dedication!

And yes. We're not as cool as Alex or Kevin.

It's... called... GEEKdrome. It's for geeks.

Fantastic deduction abilities, shithead. Thanks for wasting our time. I guess we're even.

soundwave2-0

10-17-2006, 04:03 PM

Is it even worth it. From the looks of it he's about 8 ... maybe 9.

yeah..i am still a lil tired from the mod wars on friday.

i agree...just ignore him. or you know what...let' befriend him.

so new guy...what didn't you like about the show? let's be constructive here.

also...what's your fav movie?

cpl of us are heading over to the olive garden for lunch..wanna join?

tokenuser

10-17-2006, 04:06 PM

who are Alex and Kevin?They are the guys at the front desk when you walk into the Revision3 World News and Disaster Relief Emergency Crisis Response Team offices.

JLo and DannyT have to tip them at Christmas each year, or they get given the crappy parking spots.

iggystar

10-17-2006, 04:08 PM

who are Alex and Kevin?

Waiting for an answer to this question.........

Gotta love a guy who took his time to create such a thread. Does your Mommy let you surf the 'net unattended?

satori

10-17-2006, 04:09 PM

JLo and DannyT have to tip them at Christmas

that's hot.

soundwave2-0

10-17-2006, 04:11 PM

obviously he isn't checking the forums every 5 minutes like us. he doesn't make for a worthy foe for that reason alone.

nevermind rich...i don't think there are booster seats at the olive garden.

funnelfish

10-17-2006, 04:13 PM

He's got a point... I mean, I only watch the first five minutes or so too. Of course it takes me another five to clean up... :D

divadawg9234

10-17-2006, 04:15 PM

Waiting for an answer to this question....
I guess they don't want to give us a straight answer...

satori

10-17-2006, 04:15 PM

He's got a point... I mean, I only watch the first five minutes or so too. Of course it takes me another five to clean up... :D

That's hot!

muled

10-17-2006, 04:17 PM

yeah..i am still a lil tired from the mod wars on friday.
No doubt. But then token comes in with a line like this.

They are the guys at the front desk when you walk into the Revision3 World News and Disaster Relief Emergency Crisis Response Team offices.

JLo and DannyT have to tip them at Christmas each year, or they get given the crappy parking spots.

Bastard how can I hate you when you make me laugh.

But I do have to give him credit for the five minutes like others have. JLo makes me reach for the stop button about once every couple of minutes. :)

muled

10-17-2006, 04:20 PM

who are Alex and Kevin?

The ice cream guys? No that's Ben and Jerry
The cat and mouse? Nope Tom and Jerry
Those funny mofo's that did Whose on First? Nah that's Abbott and Costello

Siht I'm not sure.

satori

10-17-2006, 04:22 PM

who are Alex and Kevin?

sausages .

soundwave2-0

10-17-2006, 04:22 PM

i know what you mean..i was set on not liking token, but he stole my heart.

great refrences to geek culture and witty banter. i tip my hat at him. you sir are a scholar and a gentleman. well done.

masherscf

10-17-2006, 04:22 PM

Mods, this thread was obviously mis-posted. It belongs in "Infected with M.S.". He's looking for some extra posts.

satori

10-17-2006, 04:25 PM

Mods, this thread was obviously mis-posted. It belongs in "Infected with M.S.". He's looking for some extra posts.

This is the pre-ejaculate forum isn't it?

tokenuser

10-17-2006, 04:27 PM

This is the pre-ejaculate forum isn't it?Just keep it clean, and wipe up any spills, 'k?

satori

10-17-2006, 04:29 PM

Just keep it clean, and wipe up any spills, 'k?

http://www.ue-inc.com/images_projects/park3.jpg

divadawg9234

10-17-2006, 04:29 PM

This is the pre-ejaculate forum isn't it?
you guys should really seek some help for this problem.

satori

10-17-2006, 04:30 PM

you mean like this?
http://www.hydro-klean.com/images/sewer-cleaning.jpg

tokenuser

10-17-2006, 04:31 PM

My god Satori - a full hazmat team???? Perhaps this DOES belong over in Infected ...

satori

10-17-2006, 04:32 PM

My god Satori - a full hazmat team???? Perhaps this DOES belong over in Infected ...

hazmat???!!!??? That's the new Village People look.

masherscf

10-17-2006, 04:33 PM

you guys should really seek some help for this problem.

"Pre-Ejaculate" does sound rather painful. He should wear a condom next time.

soundwave2-0

10-17-2006, 04:34 PM

vaginal discharge

satori

10-17-2006, 04:36 PM

"Pre-Ejaculate" does sound rather painful. He should wear a condom next time.

I think if he paces himself and just tries to concentrate on lasting longer than 5 minutes he'll be on his way.

muled

10-17-2006, 04:36 PM

you guys should really seek some help for this problem.

But my gal says it's ok. Is she lying to me? :(

satori

10-17-2006, 04:37 PM

But my gal says it's ok. Is she lying to me? :(

I was going to say that this question might be better off in the "Ask A Drommette" thread, but perhaps "Ask JLo" might be more appropriate.

masherscf

10-17-2006, 04:38 PM

I think if he paces himself and just tries to concentrate on lasting longer than 5 minutes he'll be on his way.

Wow, that's like a 200% improvement.

satori

10-17-2006, 04:38 PM

vaginal discharge

is that where you get kicked out of bed for the afore mentioned mis-hap?

divadawg9234

10-17-2006, 04:42 PM

vaginal discharge
...........

jonathanlondon

10-17-2006, 04:50 PM

My god Satori - a full hazmat team???? Perhaps this DOES belong over in Infected ...

What's Infected?

This thread has me laughing out loud at my desk. Then cleaning it up... This is amazing. You guys are hilarious. The HazMat pictures put me in tears.

soundwave2-0

10-17-2006, 04:53 PM

sorry...just trying to find my own "cooter" and "sausage" type thing.
(the jokes are too easy so have respect for yourself and skip over em)

thatkidrich

10-17-2006, 04:53 PM

tokenuser

10-17-2006, 04:54 PM

What's Infected?Down the hall, third door on the right. They are located in the second stall on the left. Between the cupboard marked "Janitorial Supplies" and the "Emergency Exit". You might have tripped over Martin in the men's room ...

Remember to flush and wash your hands.

satori

10-17-2006, 04:55 PM

What's Infected?

This thread has me laughing out loud at my desk. Then cleaning it up... This is amazing. You guys are hilarious. The HazMat pictures put me in tears.

Our goal is the same now as it always has been: Make JLo cry. :D ;)

satori

10-17-2006, 04:57 PM

I have to say, I guess I pissed a bunch of people off here... LOL

hahahah.... no one's pissed, relax. We're just having fun with your post. :D

as for the rest of your post, I think you'll find that there's no one hear that would be hurt by your comments, try again. :)

muled

10-17-2006, 04:57 PM

soundwave2-0

10-17-2006, 04:58 PM

I have to say, I guess I pissed a bunch of people off here... LOL

But what can I expect from a bunch of 35 year old virgins. maybe you should try using all this hostility towards more productive things, but I guess you are all still upset because women don't like dudes who play WoW till 2 AM and actually eat at the Olive Garden.

dude...the chicks that do dig guys like us are totally freaky.

they will dress up like our favorite anime girl.

do a stip tease to the mighty mouse theme song.

they might be few and far between but girls like that go crazy and then let us get back to comics after we cup the puss.

maybe in time...after your acne clears up you t owill know the sweet touch of a geek girl.

atomusk

10-17-2006, 05:02 PM

But what can I expect from a bunch of 35 year old virgins. maybe you should try using all this hostility towards more productive things, but I guess you are all still upset because women don't like dudes who play WoW till 2 AM and actually eat at the Olive Garden.

cause we all know chicks digg a 12 year old little boy that drools all over Alex and Kevins winky

...............u guys never take me to the Olive Garden :(

atomusk

10-17-2006, 05:03 PM

I have to say, I guess I pissed a bunch of people off here... LOL

nah i dont think anyones pissed off, its more like u gave us something to do..........kinda....ish.......a tad

divadawg9234

10-17-2006, 05:04 PM

But what can I expect from a bunch of 35 year old virgins. maybe you should try using all this hostility towards more productive things, but I guess you are all still upset because women don't like dudes who play WoW till 2 AM and actually eat at the Olive Garden.
I am not 1) 35 years old 2) a virgin or 3) male SO SUCK IT!!!
dude...the chicks that do dig guys like us are totally freaky.

they will dress up like our favorite anime girl.

do a stip tease to the mighty mouse theme song.

they might be few and far between but girls like that go crazy and then let us get back to comics after we cup the puss.

maybe in time...after your acne clears up you t owill know the sweet touch of a geek girl.
hell yeah we will!!!
..............u guys never take me to the Olive Garden :(
I don't like Olive Garden... is Macaroni Grill ok with you?

fluxcapacitor

10-17-2006, 05:06 PM

This thread was better back when it was called It is not pleasing to me (http://www.onewhowaits.com/geekdrome/thread.php?thread=1) (post #1 on the old Geekdrome forums)

muled

10-17-2006, 05:06 PM

cause we all know chicks digg a 12 year old little boy that drools all over Alex and Kevins winky

...............u guys never take me to the Olive Garden :(

Ahhh come on Ato let's go to the Garden.

PS Diva I love you :)

divadawg9234

10-17-2006, 05:08 PM

PS Diva I love you :)
oh wow... I love you too!

atomusk

10-17-2006, 05:08 PM

PS................................................ .......................................this apple is good **continues eating his apple**

jonathanlondon

10-17-2006, 05:13 PM

masherscf

10-17-2006, 05:13 PM

But what can I expect from a bunch of 35 year old virgins.

I'm really insulted! I hope my kids don't hear you saying that. :(

tokenuser

10-17-2006, 05:13 PM

I don't like Olive Garden... is Macaroni Grill ok with you?Carrabba's (http://www.carrabbas.com/) is even better ... and we finally get one locally (October according to their website ... they better pull their fingers out, there ain't much left in October, and the restaurant site doesn't look finished yet).

atomusk

10-17-2006, 05:21 PM

better yet lets go to Chuck E. Cheese, they have an arcade..........and pizza and prizes

iggystar

10-17-2006, 05:22 PM

I'm a virgin? Great, then I don't have to explain the birds and the bees to my 8-year old. I can tell her she was an immaculate conception, or the stork brought her to me tied in a bundle.

But wait...I'm a guy too? This bird and bees talk is going to be very complicated since I thought I had a cooter.

Drom-ettes, ettes? Didn't get to that suffix in your grammar book yet huh? Females, dude, females are all over this board and fans of the show.

divadawg9234

10-17-2006, 05:27 PM

better yet lets go to Chuck E. Cheese, they have an arcade..........and pizza and prizes
for your 21st birthday I want to take you to Dave and Busters... its a yummy restaurant with a bar and arcade!

muled

10-17-2006, 05:32 PM

Shawshank Redemption!!

slowmtnsilhouette

10-17-2006, 05:34 PM

I guess they don't want to give us a straight answer...

alex & kevin = diggnation

I have to say, I guess I pissed a bunch of people off here... LOL

But what can I expect from a bunch of 35 year old virgins. maybe you should try using all this hostility towards more productive things, but I guess you are all still upset because women don't like dudes who play WoW till 2 AM and actually eat at the Olive Garden.

like the other dromettes have stated:
i am not male, 35, or a virgin. and i think geeky guys are sexy. so, if you dont want to read all the posts of us attacking you, don't come in here and start shit. you may be a digger, and good on ya for trying geekdrome, but jon and dan are nothing like alex and kevin, and us dromies will defend the drome. if you dont like the show, fine, but we dont need to hear your opinion. we dont go into the diggnation forum and bash their show.

...............u guys never take me to the Olive Garden :(

i agree with diva, macaroni grill is sooooo much better... i would go with chuck e. cheeses, but it always smells like feet in there....

atomusk

10-17-2006, 05:36 PM

for your 21st birthday I want to take you to Dave and Busters... its a yummy restaurant with a bar and arcade!

O.O it sounds like some kinda heaven on earth **starts to tear up**

divadawg9234

10-17-2006, 05:38 PM

OH the diggnation guys?! Jon and Dan are nothing like them!! a) jon and dan don't drink b) jon is half mexican and dan is jewish c) diggnation isn't funny or about movies/comic books/video games (ok, they might talk about video games, I've only seen it once)

muled

10-17-2006, 05:38 PM

...
we dont go into the diggnation forum and bash their show.
....

*ponders that thought* ... <Mr. Burns>EXCELLENT!!</Mr. Burns>

divadawg9234

10-17-2006, 05:38 PM

O.O it sounds like some kinda heaven on earth **starts to tear up**
haha... it really is!

briangilmore

10-17-2006, 05:51 PM

The olive garden is more disgusting than frozen dinners. Frozen dinners put it to shame. to SHAME! Who loves that egg noodle and brocoli and chicken Budget Gourmet? SO GOOD! Well we went to the Olive Garden last Father's Day (we poor!) and then I got that same thing there to "treat" myself...couldn't stomach it. The Olive Garden is like the McDonald's of restaurant style italian. ugh.

atomusk

10-17-2006, 05:56 PM

masherscf

10-17-2006, 05:58 PM

for your 21st birthday I want to take you to Dave and Busters... its a yummy restaurant with a bar and arcade!

Dave and Buster's rocks! They got these swipe cards for the games so you can;t tell how much money you've just spent. Wicked!

diela

10-17-2006, 06:12 PM

c) diggnation isn't funny

Let me just edit that for you....

Kevin and Alex stopped being funny about four episodes ago. I don't know if they decided a more serious tack was needed for the new "corporate" image, or if they've just gotten into a rut. They just don't make me laugh anymore. And most Digg stories these days are boring. I never even hit the digg site anymore.

soundwave2-0

10-17-2006, 06:16 PM

*soundwave2.0 looks around the Olive Garden table he reserved for 14 and sees nobody. hours go by he checks his watch for a fourth time in five minutes. the kinda cute waitress that was flirting with him clocks out and shurgs her shoulder at him as she walks out the door.

he slowly gets up and leaves. on his way home he passes the Macoroni Grill. He pulls into the parking lot and as the rain starts to pour down on windshield he see all of his forum friends come out of the restuarant. He hears one of them...Satori maybe...shout, "Hey! Let's go back to my place and play my Lord of the Ring's version of Risk." The crowd of friends laugh and pile into a charter bus driven by Vijay.

as the tail lights fade from soundwave's rearview mirror a song plays on the radio. through the slight static soudwave2.0 hears..."All by myself....I don't wanna be all by myself...anymore."

satori

10-17-2006, 06:27 PM

This bird and bees talk is going to be very complicated since I thought I had a cooter.

it's comments like this that prove you're ELITE, thanks for making me chuckle. :D

is it me, or does anyone else feel like having italian

come on, I'm married here....

kowgod

10-17-2006, 06:27 PM

a) jon and dan don't drink

Don't worry, I drink enough while watching Geekdrome for both of them. It helps me forget that those pussies aren't drinking!

funnelfish

10-17-2006, 06:33 PM

eww dude, that sounds like sh!t

.........................is it me, or does anyone else feel like having italian

**looks in his wallet, then starts to weep**

I told you to take that Italian out of your wallet once in a while. Now he's dead. Good going!

soundwave2-0

10-17-2006, 06:38 PM

it's comments like this that prove you're ELITE

how and when can i be elite?

jonathanlondon

10-17-2006, 06:38 PM

Don't worry, I drink enough while watching Geekdrome for both of them. It helps me forget that those pussies aren't drinking!

Well put, drunkard!

soundwave2-0

10-17-2006, 06:40 PM

jlo not drinking doesn't make him a *****...i mean he has to go through life as himself sober...that is not a feat for a *****.

satori

10-17-2006, 06:47 PM

how and when can i be elite?
It's a cooter thang, that's why I set up the sausage title... make it past junior member and you're a sausage too! ...but it could be overkill, because if you're a sausage, you're already a "member" right?

atomusk

10-17-2006, 06:50 PM

I told you to take that Italian out of your wallet once in a while. Now he's dead. Good going!

; _ ; i just wanted to tend the rabbits

satori

10-17-2006, 06:54 PM

; _ ; i just wanted to tend the rabbits

Silence of the Rabbits?

atomusk

10-17-2006, 06:57 PM

Silence of the Rabbits?

Of Mice and Men

funnelfish

10-17-2006, 06:59 PM

; _ ; i just wanted to tend the rabbits

Look out there Atom... That's where we are going to build a hutch, and you can pet and feed the rabbits all you want. Just look out there.

*cocks gun*

soundwave2-0

10-17-2006, 06:59 PM

come on george....let em pet the rabbits.

slowmtnsilhouette

10-17-2006, 07:01 PM

how and when can i be elite?
you already are! why do you people keep forgetting this and asking to be an elite???

It's a cooter thang, that's why I set up the sausage title... make it past junior member and you're a sausage too! ...but it could be overkill, because if you're a sausage, you're already a "member" right?
for the millionth time, its not a cooter thing... tidus, r3v, and i were the first ones to be elites... key words "tidus" and "r3v". theyre both guys....

divadawg9234

10-17-2006, 07:18 PM

It's a cooter thang?
not a cooter thing... a #geekdrome thing.

muled

10-17-2006, 07:20 PM

not a cooter thing... a #geekdrome thing.

*runs back in after borrowing a cooter*
Well Sh*t!

madripper1

10-17-2006, 08:43 PM

if you don't like the show go back to watching mr rogers neighborhood.

satori

10-17-2006, 08:44 PM

not a cooter thing... a #geekdrome thing.
:o .

satori

10-17-2006, 08:45 PM

for the millionth time, its not a cooter thing... tidus, r3v, and i were the first ones to be elites... key words "tidus" and "r3v". theyre both guys....

but they're both very neat, dress well and enjoy enya... I just thought....

tokenuser

10-17-2006, 08:48 PM

but they're both very neat, dress well and enjoy enya... I just thought....Stop thinking and pass me the Celine Dion CD ...

satori

10-17-2006, 08:52 PM

Stop thinking and pass me the Celine Dion CD ...

looks ...nope, no Celine Dion, what about Prodigy?

tokenuser

10-17-2006, 08:55 PM

looks ...nope, no Celine Dion, what about Prodigy?waddaya mean no?? Its right there ... under the Sheryl Crowe ... next to the Melissa Etheridge ...

satori

10-17-2006, 09:11 PM

waddaya mean no?? Its right there ... under the Sheryl Crowe ... next to the Melissa Etheridge ...

no man, that's Barbara Streisand, the nose is throwing you off.

tokenuser

10-17-2006, 09:16 PM

no man, that's Barbara Streisand, the nose is throwing you off.Ah, right. Hmmm. Is Celine the one you have your very manly looking beer stein resting on? I am positive I saw her on your Amazon wishlist ...

soundwave2-0

10-17-2006, 09:19 PM

guys stop looking for the dion.

i have "The Bodyguard" soundtrack here and it's all qued up.

thetechguru

10-17-2006, 09:20 PM

Yeah, you guys are not as cool as Alex and Kevin, so stop trying to imitate them, and just kill yourselves now.

holy crap! someone needs some psychiatric treatment from doctor waterman,
and a tackle from phantasmo might help too...

tokenuser

10-17-2006, 09:21 PM

guys stop looking for the dion.

i have "The Bodyguard" soundtrack here and it's all qued up.Awesome - Whitney isn't Celine, but DAMN it has Costner as well!! This is a win/win.

Can you stream it to me? I am on 127.0.0.1:80 ...

r3v

10-17-2006, 09:28 PM

Yeah, you guys are not as cool as Alex and Kevin, so stop trying to imitate them, and just kill yourselves now.Well, if you got through the first five minutes, that means you saw the ad. So, we'll just go ahead and mark that down. Thanks for your contribution to keeping Geekdrome alive.

Your constructive criticism has been appropriately filed as well. Expect your free gift in 2 to 6 weeks.

soundwave2-0

10-17-2006, 09:31 PM

Well, if you got through the first five minutes, that means you saw the ad. So, we'll just go ahead and mark that down. Thanks for your contribution to keeping Geekdrome alive.

Your constructive criticism has been appropriately filed as well. Expect your free gift in 2 to 6 weeks.

i think actually visiting barterbee through geekdrome is what really counts...not certain though...

dromeonyourchest

10-17-2006, 09:34 PM

Yeah, you guys are not as cool as Alex and Kevin, so stop trying to imitate them, and just kill yourselves now.

Yeah JLo and DannyT, you guys really need to stop drinking beer and talking about digg.com on your show. Also you shouldn't host a podcast like them either because we all know Alex and Kevin were the first to do that as well.....

r3v

10-17-2006, 09:51 PM

i think actually visiting barterbee through geekdrome is what really counts...not certain though...Yes. And he's not really getting a free gift. You found me out.

fushna

10-18-2006, 04:41 AM

is it me, or does anyone else feel like having italian

**looks in his wallet, then starts to weep**

I work at an Italian Restaurant, and it's good Italian.

hive

10-18-2006, 04:55 AM

Fantastic deduction abilities, shithead. Thanks for wasting our time. I guess we're even.

I think Rich now knows the futility of insulting the drome.

To rock out with your cock/cooter out, and throw down.

Wholeheartedly, gee tee eff oh.

darksydeavenger

10-18-2006, 07:49 AM

I guess this show isn't for everybody. :rolleyes: What matters is that he gave it a shot at least. Have to admit though, creating an account just to bash the drome is a bit juvenile.

satori

10-18-2006, 07:51 AM

To rock out with your cock/cooter out, and throw down.

That's sausage mister. :D ;)

nextgenxbox

10-18-2006, 10:24 AM

Lol, what a tool. Registers just for that. He's going to go far in life! :)

thefast

10-18-2006, 12:05 PM

This thread was better back when it was called It is not pleasing to me (http://www.onewhowaits.com/geekdrome/thread.php?thread=1) (post #1 on the old Geekdrome forums)

That's one of the best threads that I've ever read. It somehow goes from hating Geekdrome to teabagging and laying your dick on someone else's face as they're doing bench presses.

masherscf

10-18-2006, 12:13 PM

This thread was a fairly successful example of "trolling." Congrats!

calvinslug

10-18-2006, 01:06 PM

That's one of the best threads that I've ever read. It somehow goes from hating Geekdrome to teabagging and laying your dick on someone else's face as they're doing bench presses.

That's what this thread should be about! Sausage in the weight room! Serve it up hot!