You have 1 hour to live.... what do you do?

[nextgenxbox]

You have 1 hour to live.... what do you do? Hurry, the clock is ticking.... 59 minutes!

I'd probably just panic like a madman... I'd say goodbye and kiss and hug my family. I'd eat my favorite food, watch my favorite show, and be geek and post a thread online saying goodbye....

I hope they have diggnation in heaven.... or hell.... hopefully heaven.

[_sorrow_]

It really depends on how i'm going to die for me. If its going to be an interesting way, then i would do the following (and this list will probably change in about five minutes, haha):

1. **removed** (i don't want to be picked up as a terrorist)

2. **removed** (same reason)

3. Make some phone calls to close friends and family.

4. Send my best friend an email with all my login information, so she could inform all my random internet contacts that i'm dead, close accounts, etc

5. Chain smoke cigarettes and drink expensive coffee

6. Either play some frisbee, or (preferably) go for a hike in some very remote woods

7. Order all those expensive gifts for friends and family that i've wanted to, but can't afford

8. Donate most of my savings to a charity foundation

9. Cancel my cell phone contract, lest those bastards try to charge my dead body.


and i'm sure there are plenty more, but i'm tired and need to get to bed :rolleyes:
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But, if it is NOT an intersting way, i'd drive to the nearest cliff (Black Canyon, Colorado would be my first choice, even though its a long ways away) and jump off. If i had time, i'd do some of the above things too i suppose.

[nextgenxbox]

All that in an hour? Aren't you a busy bee! Hehe.

[masherscf]

Repent, Reflect, Regret

[klitzy]

Sex.......

[kowgod]

I dunno, but whatever it is will sure as hell be guaranteed to take a lot of people out with me!

[rowlodge]

get me a mcdonalds hamburger with cheese some side order of fries and a milkshake.

[tokenuser]

Time for one last meal -

Medium Rare Ribeye Steak
Grilled Mushrooms
Garlic Mashed Potato

Washed down with a Penefold's Grange Hermitage

and Gummi Bears ... if you are going to go out in style, you might as well give the ME something to wonder about as they examine your stomache contents.

[kowgod]

get me a mcdonalds hamburger with cheese some side order of fries and a milkshake.

That will kill you before your one hour is up.

[amal8301]

Steal the nicest car I can find and go for a joy ride.:) :cool:

[rabidbadger]

fukc like a bunny.

Maybe fukc a bunny? (Playboy Bunny, that is, 'cept she has to have no tits, and an impressive package.)

Can't believe all you geeks wanna eat and drive cars. Klitzy is a just a kid and knows his priorities...

;)

[rabidbadger]

Repent, Reflect, Regret

Holy crap, that's depressing. Isn't dying in an hour bad enough.

Who are you? Hope (http://www.hopeisemo.com/)?

[masherscf]

I've been preparing for death ever since I watched my father die. I've passed on my Y. My job is done here.

[thedunbar]

I'd go skydivin, id go, rockymountain climbin id go 2.7 seconds on a bull named foo-man-shu... not really, id probably just run into a retirement home and yell BYAAAAAAHHHHHH! then eat some jello with the dude in the wheelchair

[thedunbar]

I've been preparing for death ever since I watched my father die. I've passed on my Y. My job is done here.


Im sorry man... um... dang... i dont really know what to say, but its gunna be alright man :(

[rabidbadger]

I've been preparing for death ever since I watched my father die. I've passed on my Y. My job is done here.

Man, I guess a depressing question will get depressing answers.

Dudes and Dudesses. Fukc like bunnies. Do it in a stolen car with chocolate covered strawberries and lots of whipped cream and vibrating gadgets... whatever makes your bum hum. But, jeeze, lighten up and live a little before you die.


Just don't take anyone with you.

[klitzy]

What does "I have passed on my Y" mean?

[masherscf]

What does I have passed on my Y mean?

Anyone what to field this one for me?


Hint (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Y_chromosome)

[tokenuser]

Passing on the Y (often started by dining at the Y, but thats another story) is about as close to achieving immortality as we can come at the moment. Going XX is OK as well, but there is something about the Y that is better.

[noonebutme]

Say goodbye to anyone im near that i know, then go to sleep. Dont want to be awake when i die if possible.

[masherscf]

Passing on the Y (often started by dining at the Y, but thats another story)

Not talking about the gay hijinks one might have found at the Y during the "village people years."

Your Y chromosome is one of the few things that gets passed on genetically without alteration.

[klitzy]

Not talking about the gay hijinks one might have found at the Y during the "village people years."

You're Y chromosome is one of the few things that gets passed on genetically without alteration.

Oh okay...Ah, so you have children?

Maybe rabidbadger wont feel so old now...

[chrismcq]

If it's painful, I would become filled with rage and probably run my car through a bank window, steal the money, and then leave it outside the bank(thou shalt not steal).

If it's not a painful death, then I would say good bye to friends and family(just a short email explaining what happened then bye). And then drink expensive liquor and cigars.

[thequestion]

If I had one hour to live I would live the 60 mins as if there wern't any rules or laws. I would have a time of my life.

[rabidbadger]

I'd go skydivin, id go, rockymountain climbin id go 2.7 seconds on a bull named foo-man-shu... not really, id probably just run into a retirement home and yell BYAAAAAAHHHHHH! then eat some jello with the dude in the wheelchair

LOL. No really. I did, and I never ever type that, ever.

[rabidbadger]

Not talking about the gay hijinks one might have found at the Y during the "village people years."

But I am. ;)


You're Y chromosome is one of the few things that gets passed on genetically without alteration.

If you're a guy, that is.

[thedunbar]

If it's painful, I would become filled with rage and probably run my car through a bank window, steal the money, and then leave it outside the bank(thou shalt not steal).

If it's not a painful death, then I would say good bye to friends and family(just a short email explaining what happened then bye). And then drink expensive liquor and cigars.

You would drink cigars?

[rabidbadger]

Maybe rabidbadger wont feel so old now...

Most of my my friends are half my age, and they have kids, some of whom I run into at the gay bars. And back in my alchaholic, closet case, date chicks, years, I could very well have been a father 20 years ago. Was just careful.

Word to the wise. Wrap that rascal.

And just 'cause I'm gay doesn't mean I don't wanna pass on my Y.

[masherscf]

If you're a guy, that is.

Oddly enough. A women can pass on either of her 2 X chormosomes. Therefore, the X chromosome is about 100 times more varied. Women have more genetic variation than men.

That's why us guys keep getting are asses kicked by women.

[masherscf]

And just 'cause I'm gay doesn't mean I don't wanna pass on my Y.

I say... do it. Damn what the screws say.

[rabidbadger]

I say... do it. Damn what the screws say.

Volunteering? ;)

Edit: Dang, I should check your ages first, lest I be snagged up in a Foley type "masturgate" scandal someday when I run for president...

[masherscf]

Volunteering? ;)

Edit: Dang, I should check your ages first, lest I be snagged up in a Foley type "masturgate" scandal someday when I run for president...

Well, I'm pretty old. So it's ok. Although, 38-year old married mathematics professors don't normally have to deal with such things.

[j3ff5a]

I'd probably do the usual eat/do/see/have all my favorite foods/things/people/experiences.... and then i would make a mad dash to anywhere i could get on TV so i could deliver my preplanned monologue on the state of government control and media influence. Oh, and i'd confess to every secret i've ever had. And with about thirty seconds left, I'd probably scream, 'see you in hell, batman!' and run into traffic humming the frogger theme.

[ariastar]

Um, as someone who has seriously, as in really, been given an hour to live - twice - as in told I'm expected to go any time now in my medicated haze - and LIVED - I would tell whoever told me to go f* him/herself.

Now if I were told I had an hour to live because then the explosives implated in my brain were set to detonate, I'd go have as much sex as I could.

[murphy71984]

I would post on Revision3 and make my final Diggs.

[nextgenxbox]

I would post on Revision3 and make my final Diggs.

Done in true geek fashion. 8-)

[ariastar]

Done in true geek fashion. 8-)

Bravo! Way to be a totally hot geek!

Hey, Dunbar, may I please use your Trogdor icon? I love StrongBad. Have you played the games on there? Like the mud and burninating the peasants? :D

[bman]

i'd try to do it with as many girls as I can. lol:D

[murphy71984]

i'd try to do it with as many girls as I can. lol:D

What's stopping you now?

[nextgenxbox]

What's stopping you now?

He's not dying.

[murphy71984]

He's not dying.

Technically we start 'dieing' as soon as we are born. Besides he could die tomorrow. All those poor girls.

[masherscf]

Technically we start 'dieing' as soon as we are born. Besides he could die tomorrow. All those poor girls.

Yes, birth is a death sentence.