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mattdrome
10-19-2006, 02:33 AM
What should Dan do to get back at John?
kowgod
10-19-2006, 02:36 AM
Stick a screwdriver in his ear!
thefast
10-19-2006, 02:39 AM
Does Dan even read these forums? It just seems like any idea we put out would be picked up by Jonathon first and then used against Dan.
satori
10-19-2006, 02:44 AM
Does Dan even read these forums? It just seems like any idea we put out would be picked up by Jonathon first and then used against Dan.
to get back at JLo, Dan should not let JLo throw himself down a flight of stairs.
squee189
10-19-2006, 02:45 AM
Instead of jerking off in his milk, he should jizz in Jon's precious WaWa tea. But seriously Jlo, I think, has already given Dan his sincere apology. Otherwise Dan should totally do it.
jonathanlondon
10-19-2006, 03:25 AM
I'm sleeping with one eye open nowadays. I get weird phone calls from Dan's number. Supposedly, he met with Leeahd to undergo some Krav Maga training and put on about 30 pounds of muscle. I'm watching my back... a lot.
squee189
10-19-2006, 03:30 AM
I'm sleeping with one eye open nowadays. I get weird phone calls from Dan's number. Supposedly, he met with Leeahd to undergo some Krav Maga training and put on about 30 pounds of muscle. I'm watching my back... a lot.
Don't rule out Dan's several years of Martial Arts training. Jlo don't ever f*** with Mr.T, ever.
sevenduffs
10-19-2006, 03:30 AM
Roll him up in a carpet and throw him off a bridge! Hehe hehehhehehehe
+10 geek power for the who says that and the episode
satansmagichat
10-19-2006, 05:15 AM
Roll him up in a carpet and throw him off a bridge! Hehe hehehhehehehe
+10 geek power for the who says that and the episode
Homer Simpson, the back to college episode. I forget the title, but it was around season 6, no?
kowgod
10-19-2006, 06:16 AM
Roll him up in a carpet and throw him off a bridge! Hehe hehehhehehehe
+10 geek power for the who says that and the episode
Homer Simpson, the back to college episode. I forget the title, but it was around season 6, no?
Yeah dude, that's weak. The better obscure carpet reference would have been: roll him up in a carpet and throw a stick of dynamite in the end of it.
satori
10-19-2006, 07:55 AM
I'm sleeping with one eye open nowadays. I get weird phone calls from Dan's number. Supposedly, he met with Leeahd to undergo some Krav Maga training and put on about 30 pounds of muscle. I'm watching my back... a lot.
good call, word on the street is that heard Danny bought a +5 Microphone of smiting. Expect to be smote! :D
abacusand13south
10-19-2006, 03:40 PM
Homer Simpson, the back to college episode. I forget the title, but it was around season 6, no?
The machinest came to mind for me first, I guess I didnt catch that it was a simpsons reference.
divadawg9234
10-19-2006, 04:07 PM
I'm sleeping with one eye open nowadays. I get weird phone calls from Dan's number. Supposedly, he met with Leeahd to undergo some Krav Maga training and put on about 30 pounds of muscle. I'm watching my back... a lot.
haha, I wouldn't doubt it
xxxthundercatxxx
10-19-2006, 04:19 PM
Co-hosts are practically the same as roomates, therefor here are some evil things an old friend and I have done to my former roomate.
-Put a peice of raw chicken on his waterbed heater that was never discovered in the 2 years I lived with the guy.
-When his work called the house I refered to "us" as being boyfriends.
-Gave the okay to our other friend to loot cards from his massive Magic the Gathering stash to trade for comics at a local shop.
-Unscrewed his girly brand chapstick all the way and wrapped pubes around it... screwed it back down. I think we moisturized a cats ass with it too.
-Topped off his hair conditioner
-Used his hair comb to scrape a dead bat off our screen door that got squished somehow
-Took pics of my wang and saved them on his digital camera
And this guy was a just as much of an asshole as I am so there are probably countless things he's done to me that I am unaware of.
muled
10-19-2006, 06:05 PM
http://www.googlefight.com/index.php?lang=en_GB&word1=Jonathan&word2=Dan
Saw this when I ventured out to the General Discussion Forum. Seems the world knows Dan is better than Jonathan.
And Dan will get his revenage when he's making millions, since Jews run Hollywood, and JLo is asking for 50 bucks so he can make Gay by Dawn 3: Screech's Cleveland Steamer.
jonathanlondon
10-19-2006, 06:20 PM
http://www.googlefight.com/index.php?lang=en_GB&word1=Jonathan&word2=Dan
Saw this when I ventured out to the General Discussion Forum. Seems the world knows Dan is better than Jonathan.
And Dan will get his revenage when he's making millions, since Jews run Hollywood, and JLo is asking for 50 bucks so he can make Gay by Dawn 3: Screech's Cleveland Steamer.
Put in the full names, friend...
satori
10-19-2006, 06:24 PM
Put in the full names, friend...
what the hell is Screeches last name?
xxxthundercatxxx
10-19-2006, 06:26 PM
what the hell is Screeches last name?
Samuel "Screech" Powers
soundwave2-0
10-19-2006, 06:28 PM
Samuel "Screech" Powers
vs. Albert Clifford Slater
xxxthundercatxxx
10-19-2006, 06:49 PM
vs. Albert Clifford Slater
vs. Marvin "No-neck" Nedick...preppie
soundwave2-0
10-19-2006, 06:58 PM
vs. Marvin "No-neck" Nedick...preppie
that's why i love you..momma
muled
10-19-2006, 06:58 PM
Put in the full names, friend...
No, this thread is about how much you suck! :) Because you're mean to poor defenseless Dan
satori
10-19-2006, 07:02 PM
No, this thread is about how much you suck! :) Because your mean to poor defenseless Dan
how can you be so mean to him:
http://www.wildfoto.com/wildlife_image10.jpg
soundwave2-0
10-19-2006, 07:07 PM
i actually gasped when he slapped him...
jonathanlondon
10-19-2006, 07:08 PM
i actually gasped when he slapped him...
Don't be a buncha fags. Nov. 18th. Kickball?
soundwave2-0
10-19-2006, 07:20 PM
Don't be a buncha fags. Nov. 18th. Kickball?
i don't think anyone will play kickball with you...mr.back-breaker.
xxxthundercatxxx
10-19-2006, 07:21 PM
Don't be a buncha fags. Nov. 18th. Kickball?
Put a dolla' in the ****ing bucket!
muled
10-19-2006, 07:22 PM
Oops.
http://6foot12.com/oops.png
satori
10-19-2006, 07:26 PM
http://i105.photobucket.com/albums/m231/satori3000/DANNYT.jpg
jonathanlondon
10-19-2006, 07:28 PM
http://i105.photobucket.com/albums/m231/satori3000/DANNYT.jpg
That's amazing.
soundwave2-0
10-19-2006, 07:28 PM
Don't be a buncha fags. Nov. 18th. Kickball?
btw...you only get to call ppl fags if you punch somebody...someone that slaps really can't throw stones in the pink house.
slowmtnsilhouette
10-19-2006, 07:29 PM
i actually gasped when he slapped him...
haha. i actually did too. then i laughed hysterically...
kickball? im in...
satori
10-19-2006, 07:32 PM
That's amazing.
You leave us no joice, we're bringing in PETA. :D
slowmtnsilhouette
10-19-2006, 07:39 PM
You leave us no joice, we're bringing in PETA. :D
hahaha. im a peta member.
soundwave2-0
10-19-2006, 07:47 PM
hahaha. im a peta member.
me too...you are my other half.
soundwave2-0
10-19-2006, 07:48 PM
course, i say member only in the fact that i donate money and they send me mailing stickers with my address and a puppy.
satori
10-19-2006, 07:50 PM
course, i say member only in the fact that i donate money and they send me mailing stickers with my address and a puppy.
member, sausage... all the same thing.
jonathanlondon
10-19-2006, 07:51 PM
btw...you only get to call ppl fags if you punch somebody...someone that slaps really can't throw stones in the pink house.
I'll put you on your ass in my pink house. Then I'd take it for myself.
tokenuser
10-19-2006, 08:09 PM
course, i say member only in the fact that i donate money and they send me mailing stickers with my address and a puppy.They send puppies though the mail?? How do they fit them into those envelopes? :eek:
jonathanlondon
10-19-2006, 08:12 PM
They send puppies though the mail?? How do they fit them into those envelopes? :eek:
Hank got shipped to me from Oklahoma. He was so tiny and scared. Little did he know how much worse things would get with the yearly Christmas pictures...
soundwave2-0
10-19-2006, 08:19 PM
jon...i think this site is kinda old, but somebody sent it to me and i instantly thought about hank and cheese.
cute overload (http://www.cuteoverload.com/)
slowmtnsilhouette
10-19-2006, 08:21 PM
jon...i think this site is kinda old, but somebody sent it to me and i instantly thought about hank and cheese.
cute overload (http://www.cuteoverload.com/)
hahaha... yes, i am a girl. yes i love that site... it make me feel all warm and fuzzy inside...
satori
10-19-2006, 08:35 PM
sausage:
http://mfrost.typepad.com/cute_overload/images/pupoween.jpg
jonathanlondon
10-19-2006, 08:52 PM
Oh my god. Those baby seals are the most amazing things I've ever seen.
klitzy
10-19-2006, 09:03 PM
hahaha. im a peta member.
I am too but only so I can get free stickers/labels to put on envelopes....:D
psbp516
10-20-2006, 12:28 AM
I'm sleeping with one eye open nowadays. I get weird phone calls from Dan's number. Supposedly, he met with Leeahd to undergo some Krav Maga training and put on about 30 pounds of muscle. I'm watching my back... a lot.
I use to do Krav maga! It was pretty cool....
satori
10-20-2006, 02:12 AM
http://i105.photobucket.com/albums/m231/satori3000/GD2.jpg
klitzy
10-20-2006, 02:14 AM
What should Dan do to get back at John?
Stick eels up his ass....
cyrinix
10-20-2006, 03:17 AM
i've never seen a guy get ***** slapped that many times without flipping out and doing some damage back...
but i think that DannyT should be allowed to give J-Lo an atomic wedgie "live" on geekdrome
originx
10-28-2006, 01:27 AM
Slap that fuc ker again!! Hit him good!!
F uck that f ucker!! He actually admitted he was a f ucking puss y!!
Que vivan los putos!!!!!!!!
Pegale con tus calzones, puto Jonathan!!!!!
Come mierda puto!!!!!!
ha hahah aha ha ah ah ah ah ah a
slowmtnsilhouette
10-28-2006, 01:31 AM
Slap that fuc ker again!! Hit him good!!
F uck that f ucker!! He actually admitted he was a f ucking puss y!!
Que vivan los putos!!!!!!!!
Pegale con tus calzones, puto Jonathan!!!!!
Come mierda puto!!!!!!
ha hahah aha ha ah ah ah ah ah a
i love how youve resorted to spanish to cuss on here... lol
originx
10-28-2006, 01:43 AM
Damn skippy!
Los putos que se quiten los calzones!!!
Las nalgas se dan al aire con gusto!!
Viva Geekdrome!!!!!!!!
tarmanydyn
10-28-2006, 06:02 PM
I'm sure he was thoroughly aroused during the slapping.
satori
10-28-2006, 08:17 PM
or you can just do this:
http://i105.photobucket.com/albums/m231/satori3000/birches.jpg
originx
10-29-2006, 12:00 AM
or you can just do this:
http://i105.photobucket.com/albums/m231/satori3000/birches.jpg
Too hard to keep up with. I'd rather cuss with impunity.
Still though...
FFFFFFF UU UU CCCCC KK KK
FF UU UU CC CC KK KK
FFFF UU UU CC KK KK
FF UU UU CC KK KK
FF UU UU CC CC KK KK
FF UUUUU CCCCC KK KK
hah ah aha hah ah ah ah a ha hah a
xxxthundercatxxx
10-29-2006, 12:33 AM
Slap that fuc ker again!! Hit him good!!
F uck that f ucker!! He actually admitted he was a f ucking puss y!!
Que vivan los putos!!!!!!!!
Pegale con tus calzones, puto Jonathan!!!!!
Come mierda puto!!!!!!
ha hahah aha ha ah ah ah ah ah a
Excuse me sir, can you tell me which aisle I can find lighting fixtures on?
originx
10-29-2006, 03:50 AM
Excuse me sir, can you tell me which aisle I can find lighting fixtures on?
Listen jackass, I'm the day laborer on the OUTSIDE of Home Depot, I don't step into the store! Sheesh!!
(And when are you going to be on the IRC chat? Come on, you damn hippy!)
calvinslug
10-29-2006, 04:24 AM
Don't be a buncha fags. Nov. 18th. Kickball?
Fags! Homophobe! I'm calling the HRC!
Fags! Homophobe! I'm calling the HRC!
you go girl!!
originx
10-29-2006, 05:03 AM
Fags! Homophobe! I'm calling the HRC!
What's the HRC?
satori
10-29-2006, 05:37 AM
What's the HRC?
http://i105.photobucket.com/albums/m231/satori3000/birches.jpg
calvinslug
10-29-2006, 05:32 PM
The Hot Rocking Cumwads! They are the militant arm of gay rights and they go around bombing Christian Fundamentalist Churches and Soul Food Restaurants!
Fight the Power! Fear of a homo planet!
burgerbob23
10-29-2006, 07:06 PM
Idiot people think gays are going to convert and take over the world but I think they forget that most men are naturally attracted to women.
originx
10-29-2006, 09:15 PM
Idiot people think gays are going to convert and take over the world but I think they forget that most men are naturally attracted to women.
Seriously, what planet are you from? You think that you can just post some anti-gay stuff and get away with it? Well, you're probably right, still though, you are anti maricon.
xxxthundercatxxx
10-29-2006, 09:38 PM
Seriously, what planet are you from? You think that you can just post some anti-gay stuff and get away with it? Well, you're probably right, still though, you are anti maricon.
Wow I never thought we'd see a grudge as epic as Calderon vs. Burgerbob. I'm going to start promoting this fight as "Illegal"Alien vs. "Child" Predator.
calvinslug
10-29-2006, 10:30 PM
Seriously, what planet are you from? You think that you can just post some anti-gay stuff and get away with it? Well, you're probably right, still though, you are anti maricon.
Dude, poor BB wasn't even being anti-gay. Calderon, your new name is BeanerBob!
originx
10-30-2006, 12:01 AM
Dude, poor BB wasn't even being anti-gay. Calderon, your new name is BeanerBob!
Hey asshole, I was trying to get my posting up to 100 today! I am so against gay marriage you don't even know!!!!
Thundercat, meet you in Hawaii. It's still legal there.
ha hah ah ah ah ah ah ah ahh a h
calvinslug
10-30-2006, 12:03 AM
Hey asshole, I was trying to get my posting up to 100 today! I am so against gay marriage you don't even know!!!!
Thundercat, meet you in Hawaii. It's still legal there.
ha hah ah ah ah ah ah ah ahh a h
That's why I'm going to seduce and marry your wife. Then you'll be crying every night that you fought me from marrying a man.
originx
10-30-2006, 12:19 AM
That's why I'm going to seduce and marry your wife. Then you'll be crying every night that you fought me from marrying a man.
You are a God to me now!!!!!
slowmtnsilhouette
10-30-2006, 02:48 AM
That's why I'm going to seduce and marry your wife. Then you'll be crying every night that you fought me from marrying a man.
can i be your matron of honor?
calvinslug
10-30-2006, 03:21 AM
I suppose if you are married already. I thought you were a single girl.
mattdrome
11-06-2006, 06:34 AM
can i be your matron of honor?
i picked this post at random, but what the hell are u guys talking about? this is about epic revenge against el chupacabra, the one from which no dan trachtenberg is safe
satori
11-06-2006, 06:55 AM
i picked this post at random, but what the hell are u guys talking about? this is about epic revenge against el chupacabra, the one from which no dan trachtenberg is safe
Do we really need to resurrect this thread? JLo has already quite publicly appologised, can we please bury this thing... maybe even lock the damn thing? If this does get locked please do not blame a mod for it, I'll take the heat.
edit: mattdrome: no offence, I just think we should all move on from this one.
xxxthundercatxxx
11-06-2006, 03:29 PM
Wow I never thought we'd see a grudge as epic as Calderon vs. Burgerbob. I'm going to start promoting this fight as "Illegal"Alien vs. "Child" Predator.
Before you close the thread I've got something to say. My joke didn't get any laughs, I hate all of you.
abacusand13south
11-06-2006, 07:12 PM
Before you close the thread I've got something to say. My joke didn't get any laughs, I hate all of you.
I laughed, especially at the "child" predator part.
satori
11-06-2006, 07:18 PM
Before you close the thread I've got something to say. My joke didn't get any laughs, I hate all of you.
I laughed, but I didn't want to float the thread
divadawg9234
11-06-2006, 07:20 PM
Wow I never thought we'd see a grudge as epic as Calderon vs. Burgerbob. I'm going to start promoting this fight as "Illegal"Alien vs. "Child" Predator.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
...better?
satori
11-06-2006, 07:25 PM
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Calderon, is that you?
divadawg9234
11-06-2006, 07:32 PM
Calderon, is that you?
ouch! that hurt... right here *points to heart*
satori
11-07-2006, 12:49 AM
ouch! that hurt... right here *points to heart*
sorry, it was meant to make you smile.:)
originx
11-07-2006, 03:48 AM
You're all yella. I challenge Thundercat to ski down the tallest mountain at this resort!!
Cue the Rocky music...
fushna
11-07-2006, 04:19 AM
You're all yella. I challenge Thundercat to ski down the tallest mountain at this resort!!
Cue the Rocky music...
If Thundercat denies you I'll take you on.
originx
11-07-2006, 04:52 AM
You're on nippleripple!!
satori
11-07-2006, 05:17 AM
You're all yella. I challenge Thundercat to ski down the tallest mountain at this resort!!
you will not take a step on to my sausage good sir! :D