You Son of a ***** (Pranks)

[dromeonyourchest]

What was the worst prank ever pulled on you?

I went out on a first date with a girl I really liked and while I was out on the date my roomates laid a porno vid on my couch. When the date was over I invited her in and when we sat on the couch to my suprise and dismay "PRIME CUTS - YO QUIERO TACO SMELL" lay waiting for me and my date. Awkward silence soon began.....

[seumas]

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[jonathanlondon]

What was the worst prank ever pulled on you?

I went out on a first date with a girl I really liked and while I was out on the date my roomates laid a porno vid on my couch. When the date was over I invited her in and when we sat on the couch to my suprise and dismay "PRIME CUTS - YO QUIERO TACO SMELL" lay waiting for me and my date. Awkward silence soon began.....

That's pretty funny. I'm going to have to think about this one for a while because there are a lot of choices. Maybe just me being a practical joke that god played on humanity.

[bcool]

Early on in high school, My friends and I were all into mountain biking and I had just finished building up a pretty nice bike and had done all the work myself, worked all summer to pay for it etc.. One day they were over at my house but I had to finish homework before I could hang out. I guess they were pretty bored because by the time I was done they took the bike most of the way apart and hid the pieces all over the place (we had like 5 acres at the time :( ) I found my seat in the mail box, there was a derailleur under my pillow, handlebars out by the pool... and so on. I was pissed - there wasn't any permnanent dammage, but some of the stuff they took off is a substantial bit of work to put on and get working right. I'm still waiting for the perfect moment of revenge...

[bullgator2255]

Let's see... During a double date, I threw ice onto my buddy's lap under the table, so when he stood up, the ice had melted and it looked liked he'd peed hmself.

I placed my hand against a brick wall and told a guy to punch it as hard as he could, then moved it.

I'll think about more.

[squee189]

I don't know if these really count, but back in Jr. High we had a variety of "pranks".
1. "Pants" or "Panting"- Usually done in P.E. Everyone would wear those very elastic, shiny shorts to P.E. Only lame-os would sit out of class so everyone would just play basketball in teams of two or three. We'd all sit in order on the bench. Preforming the "pants" is simple, wait untill the target is going up to play. Next place fist on slack of the shiny shorts covertly, wait for them to stand and press downward. Of course thier pants fall off. VARIATION, simply slam the basketball high in the air. When target jumps for the ball simply counter act his upward force with a swift, full body (as to not have target's crotch land on your face) tug to the shorts. VARIATION 2 Just do it completely in the open, preferrably when target is talking to a girl.

2. Urinal Plant- *Best Done at Full Length Urinals* Apply a strong forward kick to target's ass while at urinal, he'll piss himself...badly.

[tokenuser]

Early on in high school, ... I'm still waiting for the perfect moment of revenge...<forty years later ...>

DAMNIT! WTF HAS HAPPENED TO MY CADILLAC!! Hangon ... is that a headrest in the mail box. BRRRRIIIIAAAANNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[silent_shadow900]

1. "Pants" or "Panting"- Usually done in P.E. Everyone would wear those very elastic, shiny shorts to P.E. Only lame-os would sit out of class so everyone would just play basketball in teams of two or three. We'd all sit in order on the bench. Preforming the "pants" is simple, wait untill the target is going up to play. Next place fist on slack of the shiny shorts covertly, wait for them to stand and press downward. Of course thier pants fall off. VARIATION, simply slam the basketball high in the air. When target jumps for the ball simply counter act his upward force with a swift, full body (as to not have target's crotch land on your face) tug to the shorts. VARIATION 2 Just do it completely in the open, preferrably when target is talking to a girl.

Some dumb punk tried that on me once. Little did he know, I had tied my shorts EXTRA TIGHT just in case something like that happened. When it did, I got pissed. I pinned the kid to a wall and yelled at him for a bit, and then went on with the class.

It helps to be a big guy like me!

[squee189]

Some dumb punk tried that on me once. Little did he know, I had tied my shorts EXTRA TIGHT just in case something like that happened. When it did, I got pissed. I pinned the kid to a wall and yelled at him for a bit, and then went on with the class.

It helps to be a big guy like me!

Well of course, in order to do these pranks you have to have had them done to you. I'm a victim of both, but after the panting I wore the only other pair of shorts I had: the equivalent to elastic hot pants. I think I showed more ass wearing those than I would getting pant-ed.

[bcool]

<forty years later ...>

DAMNIT! WTF HAS HAPPENED TO MY CADILLAC!! Hangon ... is that a headrest in the mail box. BRRRRIIIIAAAANNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!


AHAHAAA - dude it's totally gonna happen. this shit is chess, not checkers...:D

and I need to wait for them to get nicer stuff...

[bigyanks]

back in high school i worked at a bakery and my friends gave me the nick name bread boy. So during lunh we all used to sit in a big group and all of a sudden a timer went off in my bag when i opened it there was a loaf of bread in my bag. Bread Boy nickname stuck until i quit the bakery.

[thedunbar]

this wasnt pulled on me. get a can of resealable paint and empty it so there are 3/4ths of it left, then put it on someones front porch, put dry ice in it, close it back up, then run like hell. the top of the can will blow off and the paint will go everywhere

[bambam484]

It was the last day of school at my junior high in 9th grade. A few of my buddies decided we were gonna prank the people on our bus. We were the first stop so we could get everyone. At first we were just gonna be lame and stand in front of the bus while one of us jumped back on the bus and sprayed everyone with a super soaker. Then we realized we could use something other than water....we used piss. We had one of those giant water guns too, I had to pee in that thing 3 times before it would fill up. So when we got off the bus one of my friends stood in front of the bus so it couldn't leave while I grabbed the water gun that we had left under a car....all day...in 100 degree heat....full of piss, it was warm 2 day old pee that had sat in the heat all day. Then I jumped back on the bus and started spraying everyone. Everyone was like "Oh no, a water gun........wait a minute........oh God, this isn't water!" It was the greatest thing spraying 30 of my classmates with pee. A giant black chick even took a swing at me.

Good times......

[seumas]

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[comradelazyman]

We had some german exchange kids looking at our school one time and my friend had to show some guy around so once they went out of the room I quickly scribbled I hate germans on his folder and the obligatory penis. Then dropped his text book over it. So when he came back and we were told to read a passage. he lifted the book up.. didn't notice it at all. But the german kid did and started to give him weird looks to him when he finally noticed he began alot of stumbling trying to explain in german that he doesn't infact hate germans.

[seumas]

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[tokenuser]

Reading through these posts, it doesn't take long to realise that its a fine line between being a prank (the whole Breadboy thing ... funny), and being an immature asshole (comradelazyman).

[comradelazyman]

Reading through these posts, it doesn't take long to realise that its a fine line between being a prank (the whole Breadboy thing ... funny), and being an immature asshole (comradelazyman).

why thank you tokenuser your views intrigue me. I wish to subscribe to your newsletter

[tokenuser]

why thank you tokenuser your views intrigue me. I wish to subscribe to your newsletterCan you, in all honesty, deny that weren't being an immature asshole? Unfortunately, I think our views are probably not aligned, but might I suggest you try these guys (http://www.kkk.com/), or for something more local these blokes (http://www.bloodandhonour.com/) might be more your thing.

[comradelazyman]

Can you, in all honesty, deny that weren't being an immature asshole? Unfortunately, I think our views are probably not aligned, but might I suggest you try these guys (http://www.kkk.com/), or for something more local these blokes (http://www.bloodandhonour.com/) might be more your thing.

immature yes. asshole no. the german guy was laughing aswell so was my friend. To go from that to kkk. wow you're definately right in thinking that our views are not aligned. But I guess i'm just a hardcore racist like Jlo is hardcore racist against asians.

What you have just said has actually really ****ing pissed me off. I hope your quest to sign people up to the kkk and "blood and honour" goes well.

[jonathanlondon]

We had some german exchange kids looking at our school one time and my friend had to show some guy around so once they went out of the room I quickly scribbled I hate germans on his folder and the obligatory penis. Then dropped his text book over it. So when he came back and we were told to read a passage. he lifted the book up.. didn't notice it at all. But the german kid did and started to give him weird looks to him when he finally noticed he began alot of stumbling trying to explain in german that he doesn't infact hate germans.

That's actually really damn funny.

[vegasgeek]

My friend wanted a bootleg copy of a movie...so i gave him a porn with the movie title foil...wish he would have told me The Notebook was for his parents...either way...it worked out.

[muled]

The best I can think of was one night while we're all sitting up town in our tiny town somebody left their keys in the car. Now it would be normal to just go park it somewhere hidden. But we came up with the better idea of trapping it between two trees close by. We drove the car over and put the front end up against one tree. Then a bunch of us lifted the backend and moved it over so it was stuck with about 2 inches between the back bumper and the other tree.

[seumas]

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[tokenuser]

To be fair, the Germans did wipe out millions of innocent people, so they shouldn't be too offended by a simple joke. Even if it was mean and in bad taste.To be fair a lot of people died in WWII. 250,000 in Japan thanks to Little Boy and Fat Man. Sorry - we should not be punished for the sins of our fathers ... regardless of race, religion, or gender.

[seumas]

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[satansmagichat]

To be fair a lot of people died in WWII. 250,000 in Japan thanks to Little Boy and Fat Man. Sorry - we should not be punished for the sins of our fathers ... regardless of race, religion, or gender.

It's a ****ing high school joke. If that's the worst thing comradelazyman did in high school, then he should be ****ing proud.

Did you not get the joke? He wasn't pulling the prank on the german kid. He was pulling the prank on his friend, by making HIM look like a racist. And by throwing in the penis, it also made him look immature.

And next week on Magic Hat Explains the Punchline, we go to a little town called "Nantucket".

[tokenuser]

Did you not get the joke? He wasn't pulling the prank on the german kid. He was pulling the prank on his friend, by making HIM look like a racist. And by throwing in the penis, it also made him look immature.Actually, I think that by you jumping to his defense, you are the one that didn't get the "joke" ... and it shows you to be just as bad as he is. Of course "german guy" laughed along - it was the only was he (as new guy) could get out of an extremely awkward situation among people who he would have considered his peers.

"Welcome to London - you are now my biatch Adolf."

[toastmstrgeneral]

immature yes. asshole no. the german guy was laughing aswell so was my friend. To go from that to kkk. wow you're definately right in thinking that our views are not aligned. But I guess i'm just a hardcore racist like Jlo is hardcore racist against asians.

What you have just said has actually really ****ing pissed me off. I hope your quest to sign people up to the kkk and "blood and honour" goes well.

Amen to that, Token, You're no better than us because we laugh at dick and fart jokes and you don't, regardless of what your fake badge tells you. There's a huge difference here, and you absolutley know this, and all you're doing is feigning ignorance in order to able to take the moral high ground, and I personally believe you are more intelligent than to believe there is a correllation between an innocent "i hate germans" and a penis scrawled on a folder to dressing up in a sheet and pillowcases. If you really want to get down to it, then you need to get your hate groups right, because the ones you linked celebrate their german heritages and thus wouldn't be a good fit. I find it a hell of a lot more insulting to call out comradelazyman as a racist than the actual prank which led to it, and believe this is uncalled for here since he's anything but.

I swear, it's like people don't have enough adversary in their personal lives so they need to go start fires and create problems that don't exist to remedy that need.

[sloppybunny]

In highschool I had some kid pull my pants down before and I didn't have a comeback. I teach highschool kids now on School holidays and after school classes, and I had one nerd kid complaining to me about him being bullied by some older kid the same way. He had a real innocent face.

So I told him to go to the principles office and tell him that there's a kid touching you innpropriately and it went as far as him taking off your pants. I told him if you word it right it'll make him sound as a homosexual. There's nothing wrong with beeing gay, but people like that usually think so. I wondered if he would go through with it, and wondered what would happen.

Next week he told me he did it and and being a Christian school his Parents were called in and told their son has been showing some homosexual behaviour.:)

[originx]

I want to have a badge like Tokenuser and Toasty!

I want mine to read To Protest and Swerve!

Yay me!!

[masherscf]

I want to have a badge like Tokenuser and Toasty!

I want mine to read To Protest and Swerve!

Yay me!!

Token is a mod. Toasty is just a poser.

"Badges, we don't need no stinking badges..."

[iggystar]

Token is a mod. Toasty is just a poser.

"Badges, we don't need no stinking badges..."

Me and Toast are not posers. We're official. Heck, I even have a uniform. ;)

[tokenuser]

I want to have a badge like Tokenuser and Toasty!

I want mine to read To Protest and Swerve!

Yay me!!Yeah - the burnt bread guy ... needs to get a life of his own.

You want a badge? Photochop one into your avatar.

Me and Toast are not posers. We're official. Heck, I even have a uniform. ;)

Yes ... and we all know where you got your uniform (http://www.threewisheslingerie.com/police.asp) :p

[araym]

My mom was in a car wreck and my mom, my sister, and I are waiting in the ER waiting room well the doc finally takes her in. So its just me and my sis. well one or two hours later my sis goes in... one hour later they come out of the ER room and my mom looks like shes in pain I say "whats wrong? are you ok?" she says "I'll tell you outside." my mom says "I need to have major back surgery they need to implant a spint in my back" I ask her " are you $h1tting me?!" she says "why would I make this up." well we get in the car to go to walgreens. I tell my sis "Is she going to be alright?" my sis tells me "i don't know she may not bend over again but you know whats worse?" I ask "what?" she snickers " she doesn't need surgery" infuriated I shout "YOU SON OF A *****!!!!"

[divadawg9234]

We had some german exchange kids looking at our school one time and my friend had to show some guy around so once they went out of the room I quickly scribbled I hate germans on his folder and the obligatory penis. Then dropped his text book over it. So when he came back and we were told to read a passage. he lifted the book up.. didn't notice it at all. But the german kid did and started to give him weird looks to him when he finally noticed he began alot of stumbling trying to explain in german that he doesn't infact hate germans.
awesome!
90

[toastmstrgeneral]

I'm just doing an experiment to see if the fake badge makes me lose my sense of humor

[divadawg9234]

I'm just doing an experiment to see if the fake badge makes me lose my sense of humor
hope not ;)

[originx]

Does a badge make you lose your sense of humor, Tokenuser?

I wonder.

[tokenuser]

Does a badge make you lose your sense of humor, Tokenuser?

I wonder.Makes me wonder as well. But, it seems like a lot of people have lost their sense of humour - regardless of whether they have a badge on or not.

Seems to me like a lot of people like dishing out the crap, but can't take it themselves, and when you lose the ability to laugh at yourself, then you truly have lost your sense of humour.

[originx]

Makes me wonder as well. But, it seems like a lot of people have lost their sense of humour - regardless of whether they have a badge on or not.

Seems to me like a lot of people like dishing out the crap, but can't take it themselves, and when you lose the ability to laugh at yourself, then you truly have lost your sense of humour.

I'm curious, where are you from, Tokenuser? Sometimes a person doesn't understand the humor of someone else because it's a simple misunderstanding of language. Y'know, like a fag is a cigarette in the UK, but a derogatory label for a homosexual in the US.

[tokenuser]

I'm curious, where are you from, Tokenuser? Sometimes a person doesn't understand the humor of someone else because it's a simple misunderstanding of language. Y'know, like a fag is a cigarette in the UK, but a derogatory label for a homosexual in the US.What would you like? Australian by birth, US resident by choice? I know about cultural differences. I have experienced more than most people here - living in two worlds seperated by a common language (so to speak), and travelling to parts where pointing is about as close to a common language as you are going to get (like Canada).

[satori]

I have a badge in my av... but it's in a place you can't see... huhuhuhuh

[tokenuser]

I have a badge in my av... but it's in a place you can't see... huhuhuhuhNo wonder your head is bobbing then :)

[originx]

What would you like? Australian by birth, US resident by choice? I know about cultural differences. I have experienced more than most people here - living in two worlds seperated by a common language (so to speak), and travelling to parts where pointing is about as close to a common language as you are going to get (like Canada).


So then using your age and experience as wisdom's tools you can see how a badge around this place can give you an image of being above others. I'm not sure what a moderator does but wearing a symbol of enforcement among people who have policed themselves for a long time is a sure fire way to offend or provoke. I'm not telling you what to do, as I have ruffled a few feathers here a time ago, I've now been accepted as someone who is part of the family. So let's all get together and have a good old reach around Geekdrome style!

Jlo get the ball rolling!

[tokenuser]

So then using your age and experience as wisdom's tools you can see how a badge around this place can give you an image of being above others. I'm not sure what a moderator does but wearing a symbol of enforcement among people who have policed themselves for a long time is a sure fire way to offend or provoke. I'm not telling you what to do, as I have ruffled a few feathers here a time ago, I've now been accepted as someone who is part of the family. So let's all get together and have a good old reach around Geekdrome style!

Jlo get the ball rolling!I would normally reply to you via PM, but others here perceived that that type of action was akin to taking someone into the back room to shut them up.

1. I am aware of the Drome culture of self enforcement and self entitlement - I have banned bots and spammers, but thats about it.
2. If an avatar offends you, then you need to get a grip on reality. The badge was added in as a joke on another forum when I was made a mod. I kept it with me. I like the avatar.
3. What is a mod? A mod is a janitor. Our "job" is to keep the halls clean, empty the trash, and remember to lock up at night.
4. I had been accepted as part of the family as well - people dredging up crap like this does piss me off though. Its the past - let it rest.
5. Siblings argue. Its not always happy, but its a family.

I don't object to a group hug, but keep your hands off my nads. I don't swing that way, 'k?

[originx]

I would normally reply to you via PM, but others here perceived that that type of action was akin to taking someone into the back room to shut them up.

1. I am aware of the Drome culture of self enforcement and self entitlement - I have banned bots and spammers, but thats about it.
2. If an avatar offends you, then you need to get a grip on reality. The badge was added in as a joke on another forum when I was made a mod. I kept it with me. I like the avatar.
3. What is a mod? A mod is a janitor. Our "job" is to keep the halls clean, empty the trash, and remember to lock up at night.
4. I had been accepted as part of the family as well - people dredging up crap like this does piss me off though. Its the past - let it rest.
5. Siblings argue. Its not always happy, but its a family.

I don't object to a group hug, but keep your hands off my nads. I don't swing that way, 'k?


I just wanted to get some confirmation of your attitude, and I've gotten it.
Thanks. By the way, it's good to know that there are janitors around here to pick up garbage. If we see each other in the hallway of life, I'll be sure to say hello. As for your badge, I find it fits you, you lay down the law for a janitor.
As for the past, you'll find that I'm the type of guy who tells it like it is, no matter who it is or what can of worms I can open up.

It's fun stuff, let's all be gay together.

[tokenuser]

It's fun stuff, let's all be gay together.That'll be a $1 in the bucket thanks.

[originx]

Nah, no dollar for your gay bucket. But thanks for asking.

[adamzx]

this wasnt pulled on me. get a can of resealable paint and empty it so there are 3/4ths of it left, then put it on someones front porch, put dry ice in it, close it back up, then run like hell. the top of the can will blow off and the paint will go everywhere

what the hell is resealable paint?
that doesn't make sense...

[adamzx]

Reading through these posts, it doesn't take long to realise that its a fine line between being a prank (the whole Breadboy thing ... funny), and being an immature asshole (comradelazyman).

i was just about to say the same thing..
a prank is something that is whitty.. humorous.. intelligent.. funny..
when you get pranked.. you know it and the only thing you can do is..
"ah.. damn.. I can't believe I fell for that" , etc... things of that sort..

the majority of you are telling stories that aren't pranks.. they are shitty acts of immaturity.. not funny or pranks..

spraying someone with piss isn't a prank.. kicking someone into a urinal isn't a prank

taking someones bike apart piece by piece.. THAT is a prank...
sticking thousands of forks in someones yard is a prank...
tearing open a beanbag in someones yard is a prank...
spelling out a secret message with weed/grass killer on someones yard is a prank
and of course the classic toilet papering someones house and yard is a prank

and the prank of all pranks... covertly planning a mission to put up another fraternities frat house for sale.. in newspapers, on tv, online, advertisements, and of course..
for sale signs that were stuck in the ground in the front yard with concrete mix...
on that beautiful monday morning when months of planning finally all unfolded right before your eyes
yes true story

[comradelazyman]

i was just about to say the same thing..
a prank is something that is whitty.. humorous.. intelligent.. funny..
when you get pranked.. you know it and the only thing you can do is..
"ah.. damn.. I can't believe I fell for that" , etc... things of that sort..

the majority of you are telling stories that aren't pranks.. they are shitty acts of immaturity.. not funny or pranks..

spraying someone with piss isn't a prank.. kicking someone into a urinal isn't a prank

taking someones bike apart piece by piece.. THAT is a prank...
sticking thousands of forks in someones yard is a prank...
tearing open a beanbag in someones yard is a prank...
spelling out a secret message with weed/grass killer on someones yard is a prank
and of course the classic toilet papering someones house and yard is a prank

and the prank of all pranks... covertly planning a mission to put up another fraternities frat house for sale.. in newspapers, on tv, online, advertisements, and of course..
for sale signs that were stuck in the ground in the front yard with concrete mix...
on that beautiful monday morning when months of planning finally all unfolded right before your eyes
yes true story

I like how you say they aren't pranks but shitty acts of immaturity then go on to say that tearing a beanbag open on someone's yard is a prank.

Damn I can't believe I fell for the old beanbag stuffing on the yard prank, you guys got me there good!

I guess it should be a rule that if you can't imagine Bill Gates doing it then it is not a prank.

[primefactor159]

long time lurker first time poster

i used to live with this super high strung dude, always complaining about this or that. so one winter night when the temp was around 9 degrees or so i stayed up all night and hosed down his car untill there was a 1/8 inch think sheet of ice around it. next day he comes in my room "i was 30 mins late for work today thanks!"

[adamzx]

long time lurker first time poster

i used to live with this super high strung dude, always complaining about this or that. so one winter night when the temp was around 9 degrees or so i stayed up all night and hosed down his car untill there was a 1/8 inch think sheet of ice around it. next day he comes in my room "i was 30 mins late for work today thanks!"

brilliant!

[burgerbob23]

Worst Prank I ever pulled was when My buddy Jonny pasted out at his house, and his penis was sticking out of boxers, so me and friend jaime got a red marker and put dots on it. And then we went to sleep and when he woke up he literally yelled WHAT THE ****!! and then he raced over to his dad's room i kid you not I 'm GONNA DIE I"VE GOT THE AIDS and it was soo funny his dad actually took him to the hospital b/c Jonny wanted a doctor to see it and not his dad. But wait guess after his visit to the doctor he got grounded for a month. SO ****in funny oMG.

[adamzx]

you do realize that you've just admitted to touching another man's genitals..