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satori
10-23-2006, 01:21 AM
Wesley Snipes is going to the big house for tax evasion... to the tune of 12 million dollars: http://www.latimes.com/entertainment/news/la-101706snipes,0,5745435.story?coll=la-story-footer
xxxthundercatxxx
10-23-2006, 02:35 AM
I don't think Blade and Wesley Snipes were on good terms anyways.

In any event, now he's a criminal on the run and the world we live in simply wasn't prepared to handle this kinda situation. In order to capture him we've got to fight fire with fire, we need an expert trained for this sort of crisis. I know I'm going to regret saying it but...
We need John Spartan.
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seumas
10-23-2006, 02:38 AM
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xxxthundercatxxx
10-23-2006, 02:48 AM
Uh.. He's not going to the big house. He's just being indicted.

Remember, he's famous. It won't be like the time when I was in a car with someone who turned out to have "evaded" about $300,000 in taxes. No, they didn't get the courtesy of finding out through lawyers or the press. They (and I) found out at the end of about 24 pistole and shotgun barrells when his car was surrounded in a public parking lot by literally two dozen FBI and local police cars, all with guns pointed right at our heads. I was eight years old at the time, so I was clearly a serious threat.

You can molest children, rape women and then continue on with your life as a boyscout leader or priest or whatever. But dont' short the man a dollar or you are completely ****ed.

I don't beleive that story, but perhaps if you sell magnetic ribbons we can put on our cars and re-name french fries to something more patriotic I'll be able to swallow it a little better.
seumas
10-23-2006, 02:55 AM
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darknessgp
10-23-2006, 03:01 AM
You act like it's a bad thing that there won't be anymore blade movies for awhile. The first was good, second was ok, third was just stupid.
seumas
10-23-2006, 03:02 AM
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bcool
10-23-2006, 03:21 AM
mabey they'll just film it in namibia. He could fight the new south african vampire uprising.
herod
10-23-2006, 03:41 AM
Uh.. He's not going to the big house. He's just being indicted.

Remember, he's famous. It won't be like the time when I was in a car with someone who turned out to have "evaded" about $300,000 in taxes. No, they didn't get the courtesy of finding out through lawyers or the press. They (and I) found out at the end of about 24 pistole and shotgun barrells when his car was surrounded in a public parking lot by literally two dozen FBI and local police cars, all with guns pointed right at our heads. I was eight years old at the time, so I was clearly a serious threat.

You can molest children, rape women and then continue on with your life as a boyscout leader or priest or whatever. But dont' short the man a dollar or you are completely ****ed.

Now I don't believe a single thing you say. Getting beat for falling asleep while lifting weights AT AGE 4 and screwing some chick in the back of a theatre (not saying its not possible, just don't believe you) and now having 24 guns pointed at you when you were 8. I know you really don't care if I believe you or not, I just had to say this :D
xxxthundercatxxx
10-23-2006, 03:48 AM
Now I don't believe a single thing you say. Getting beat for falling asleep while lifting weights AT AGE 4 and screwing some chick in the back of a theatre (not saying its not possible, just don't believe you) and now having 24 guns pointed at you when you were 8. I know you really don't care if I believe you or not, I just had to say this :D

Boy, you trying to steal my thunder? You should have just asked... *unzips pants*
seumas
10-23-2006, 03:51 AM
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sugarsickness
10-23-2006, 04:00 AM
Yeah, what can I say. I haven't had a boring life. Some day you'll grow up and have experiences to share and relate to, as well. Not everyone lives in ****ing subrubia riding a skateboard to the arcade and playing Wally Beaver.ha, you're an asshole :D and i dont believe you either :[
xxxthundercatxxx
10-23-2006, 04:02 AM
Yeah, what can I say. I haven't had a boring life. Some day you'll grow up and have experiences to share and relate to, as well. Not everyone lives in ****ing subrubia riding a skateboard to the arcade and playing Wally Beaver.

But you've probably done that too right? :)

Don't take anything I've said personal, I'll make fun of anybody just for because they're here. But like Herod, my combined life experiences tell my brain that you've spun some mighty tall tales in these here forums. I'd like to sit down and debate these findings with myself in more detail but I'm really in no position to be questioning XxxThundercatxxX's judgement. Sorry bud.
seumas
10-23-2006, 04:06 AM
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xxxthundercatxxx
10-23-2006, 04:13 AM
DENIAL
Yeah, what can I say. I haven't had a boring life. Some day you'll grow up and have experiences to share and relate to, as well. Not everyone lives in ****ing subrubia riding a skateboard to the arcade and playing Wally Beaver.


ANGER
Those combined life experiences of being a whopping 23 years old and living in Kennewicke. Oh yes, how experienced and full of wisdom you must be. You and I both know that nobody in Kennewicke has ever even filled out a tax form or any other government form that didn't end up with the signee getting free cheese.

Why yes, I went out of my way to come share false stories with a bunch of geeks and nerds so I could bask in the glory of the credit they would bestow upon me and I could, finally, feel that I fit in with the "in-crowd" that is people with a vast knowledge of Millenium Falcons, Dare Devil comics and Weezer lyrics.

Oh, how complete my life now is.

Screw it...can we skip bargaining and depression and go straight to the orgy?
seumas
10-23-2006, 04:20 AM
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xxxthundercatxxx
10-23-2006, 04:24 AM
By the way, I wasn't trying to be mean with my comments about Kennwicke. You and I both know I'm spot-on about it (though I left out the part about the size 24 spandex-clad frosted blonde couch-surfers trudging their six kids around to the local dollar store or meth house). I was more ragging on you via Kennwicke. Any geek that can string together coherent sentences and doesn't make their living turning over the counter pharmaceuticals into speed is too good to be stuck in Kennewicke forever.

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Ande I'me withe youe, thise towne suckse.
seumas
10-23-2006, 04:30 AM
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xxxthundercatxxx
10-23-2006, 04:32 AM
Okay be honest, is Calderon hiding in the bushes whispering all of this to you?
seumas
10-23-2006, 04:50 AM
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xxxthundercatxxx
10-23-2006, 04:58 AM
I'm not trying to hurt anyone. I'm just making myself laugh with complete disregard as to how you feel about it and I'd keep doing it but I fear a trigger happy mod might shut this shit down. Therfor I'll be the lesser man and step down, it's not like I have a point to prove.
satori
10-23-2006, 06:47 AM
Therfor I'll be the lesser man and step down, it's not like I have a point to prove.

FUUCKIN COOTER!!
seumas
10-23-2006, 06:53 AM
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darksydeavenger
10-23-2006, 07:01 AM
Honestly, I don't care if the stories are real or fake. They're entertaining. And my life is relatively boring. :o
originx
10-26-2006, 05:04 PM
Hey I've noticed that some people use curse words and they don't get asterisked out, how come? And I'd like to know how to use bad words on here.
A lot.


Tee hee.
fluxcapacitor
10-26-2006, 05:18 PM
Hey I've noticed that some people use curse words and they don't get asterisked out, how come? And I'd like to know how to use bad words on here.
A lot.
Put some bbcode around one of the letters of the curse word.
such as: fuck
or: bitch

Or just use swears that don't get filtered, such as cocksucker and shit.