humphrey-lee
12-11-2007, 07:47 AM
So I'm at the hotel really late, and me and my geeky buddy/coworker Kelly are getting some stuff ready for the morning in my Banquet Department. Well, we're out in our Atrium area, which is extremely quiet at 2AM like you'd imagine, especially with the fountain off. So the only sounds we're hearing are basically our voices, some rustling from the front desk, and the muzak over the in house radio.
So, we're just going along, chatting and dropping some tables and I hear this little chiming piano and say "Hold up a second, do you hear that?" to my buddy. He perks his ears up, listens and bit and says "Holy **** dude, you know what that is?"... it was the goddamn ending credits theme music to the old Incredible Hulk show. You know, that really sad droning noise as David Banner is walking down the side of the road, thumb out and looking for a ride? Yeah, that depressing little ditty ****ing reared its head and we couldn't do anything but shake it out of our heads and kind of chuckle at how odd it was that something like that was playing in a hotel lobby.
But it gets worse...
After just having shook the image of Not Bruce Banner walking down that dusty road out of our nerdy little heads, I ****ing shit you not and I don't know why or where the **** this came from, a just slightly altered version of the music that plays when Aeris is killed in Final Fantasy VII starts to come over the speakers...
Seriously, WHAT THE ****?!? My buddy and I almost started bawling on the ****ing spot! All I kept seeing were images of Sephiroth running her through and Cloud laying her to rest in the lake. And it just kept going and going and going while Kelly and I just ****ing stood there looking at each other, two whimpering *****es who couldn't believe what was going on. Eventually I just said "Oh, **** this noise" and walked away to the back of the house until I was sure the horror was over.
Make fun all you want, but goddammit, that shit was ****ing traumatizing!!! :mad:
:(
So, we're just going along, chatting and dropping some tables and I hear this little chiming piano and say "Hold up a second, do you hear that?" to my buddy. He perks his ears up, listens and bit and says "Holy **** dude, you know what that is?"... it was the goddamn ending credits theme music to the old Incredible Hulk show. You know, that really sad droning noise as David Banner is walking down the side of the road, thumb out and looking for a ride? Yeah, that depressing little ditty ****ing reared its head and we couldn't do anything but shake it out of our heads and kind of chuckle at how odd it was that something like that was playing in a hotel lobby.
But it gets worse...
After just having shook the image of Not Bruce Banner walking down that dusty road out of our nerdy little heads, I ****ing shit you not and I don't know why or where the **** this came from, a just slightly altered version of the music that plays when Aeris is killed in Final Fantasy VII starts to come over the speakers...
Seriously, WHAT THE ****?!? My buddy and I almost started bawling on the ****ing spot! All I kept seeing were images of Sephiroth running her through and Cloud laying her to rest in the lake. And it just kept going and going and going while Kelly and I just ****ing stood there looking at each other, two whimpering *****es who couldn't believe what was going on. Eventually I just said "Oh, **** this noise" and walked away to the back of the house until I was sure the horror was over.
Make fun all you want, but goddammit, that shit was ****ing traumatizing!!! :mad:
:(