Dumbest Things Ever Said

[Berrex]

I want to start a fun thread. List some of the most unbelievable quotes you have ever heard. This should make for a few good laughs. I'll start with the king of lexicon mutilation and Freudian slips, George W. Bush:

“I’m looking forward to a good night’s sleep on the soil of a friend.”
-On visiting Denmark, Washington D.C., June 29, 2005

[rabidbadger]

you win. thread closed .

[Ryudo]

you win. thread closed .

I must agree with my friend Rabid here.

[comhcinc]

this could get ugly fast. i'm so tempted........

[phatlip12]

I know its going to happen, so I'll go ahead and say it:
DO NOT post things other users say on the forums in this thread. It's trolling and isn't allowed on the forums. I'd hate to see a cool thread go down in the dumps due to a few knuckle heads. :(

[Ryudo]

I know its going to happen, so I'll go ahead and say it:
DO NOT post things other users say on the forums in this thread. It's trolling and isn't allowed on the forums. I'd hate to see a cool thread go down in the dumps due to a few knuckle heads. :(

What?!

Something wrong with agreeing with another poster?

[comhcinc]

I know its going to happen, so I'll go ahead and say it:
DO NOT post things other users say on the forums in this thread. It's trolling and isn't allowed on the forums. I'd hate to see a cool thread go down in the dumps due to a few knuckle heads. :(

dude, look at your sig. :D

[phatlip12]

dude, look at your sig. :D

I personally talked to him on AIM saying I was joking and asked if it was alright to put it in my sig (and got his permission). So...

:P

[Ryudo]

dude, look at your sig. :D
Well Phat just got Owned as the internet lingo goes.


EDIT: or commy did.





I am confuzled.

[comhcinc]

i'm sorry but it still is against your definition of the rules. as you just stated them. i could post something and say the same thing could i?

[phatlip12]

i'm sorry but it still is against your definition of the rules. as you just stated them. i could post something and say the same thing could i?

Dude, seriously? This isn't court. If you don't believe me send him a message or look around on the forums as I even asked for permission in public in addition to in private on AIM.

[comhcinc]

i'm just saying poeple don't respect a person who does something and then tells people they can't do it too

[Ryudo]

Funny how the very people worried about this topic getting ruined. ruin it.

Knuckle heads.;)

[phatlip12]

i'm just saying poeple don't respect a person who does something and then tells people they can't do it too

Jim: "Question. What kind of bear is best?"

Dwight: "Thats a ridiculous question."

Jim: "False. Black bear."

Dwight" "Well, thats debatable! There are basically two schools of fault"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hMCQenRsbZQ

Dude! You are SO the Dwight of the forums! It's cool though, if you're Dwight then I'm Michael. Love ya buddy! ;)

[comhcinc]

okay i don't know what you are talking about but i think i was just insluted. the more i think about it the more i really feel the need to ask you to change your sig. you are breaking the rules of the forums. if you won't respect them why should i?

[phatlip12]

okay i don't know what you are talking about but i think i was just insluted. the more i think about it the more i really feel the need to ask you to change your sig. you are breaking the rules of the forums. if you won't respect them why should i?

Oh my god! Lighten up dude! I tried turning it around with a joke and even tried making fun of myself too (saying I'm Michael whom is the idiot of the office). Sorry I have to do this guys.

[samureye]

Funny how the very people worried about this topic getting ruined. ruin it.

Knuckle heads.;)

Dude, the irony is unbearable. This thread is so funny. And why would you need permission to quote crumbles in your signature?

[samureye]

Jim: "Question. What kind of bear is best?"

Dwight: "Thats a ridiculous question."

Jim: "False. Black bear."

Dwight" "Well, thats debatable! There are basically two schools of fault"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hMCQenRsbZQ

Dude! You are SO the Dwight of the forums! It's cool though, if you're Dwight then I'm Michael. Love ya buddy! ;)

Nah, you'd be Kevin (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kevin_Malone).

[samureye]

comhcinc - Could you please chill out and not be so nitpicky?

And now steering the thread back on course.


Following a trip to Greece, Shaquille O'Neal was asked whether he had visited the Parthenon. "I can't really remember," Shaq replied, "the names of the clubs that we went to." (http://www.anecdotage.com/index.php?aid=3498)

[phatlip12]

One of my old co-workers explaining the beer battered fish of the day to one of our customers:

"Look like chicken...but taste like fish"

[comhcinc]

I'm not going to post anything else

that's interesting :D

[samureye]

that's interesting :D

For a second time, please stay on topic in this thread.

[comhcinc]

oh i am .

[phatlip12]

"Is this chicken, what I have, or is this fish? I know it's tuna, but it says: Chicken by the Sea." Jessica Simpson

[Ryudo]

“I haven’t committed a crime. What I did was fail to comply with the law.”
David Dinkins, New York City Mayor, answering accusations that he failed to pay his taxes.

[crumbles]

dude, look at your sig. :DHa, although that's funny, I have talked to Phatty about it and it's fine. If we can't laugh at ourselves, who can? Besides, I don't think he's trying to be mean, just something he found funny.

[Berrex]

"I personally believe that US Americans are unable to do so because some people out there in our nation don't have maps and I believe that our education like such as in South Africa and The Iraq everywhere like such as and I believe that they should our education over here in the US should help the US or should help South Africa and should help The Iraq and the Asian countries so we will be able to build up our future for our children."

-Lauren Caitlin Upton, Miss Teen USA, South Carolina, 2007, in response to the question, "Recent polls have shown a fifth of Americans can't locate the United States on a world map. Why do you think this is?"

[tokenuser]

i'm sorry but it still is against your definition of the rules. as you just stated them. i could post something and say the same thing could i?Ithink he is saying that its OK provided you have asked permission to quote a member, and placed said the quote in your sig file, but not in the body of a message?

Now I am confused.

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""Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life" - Brooke Shields

[rabidbadger]

Make the Pie Higher. (http://www.snopes.com/politics/bush/piehigher.asp)

a poem, by g.w. bush (annotated)

[skyz]

'that's not fair' - paris hilton

as the judge orders her back to jail on multiple DUIs / probation / suspended license counts

[xibalba]

'that's not fair' - paris hilton

as the judge orders her back to jail on multiple DUIs / probation / suspended license counts

Anything Miss Hilton says could be consider dumbest things ever said.

[skyz]

Anything Miss Hilton says could be consider dumbest things ever said.

she so annoys me - i can't stand that simper

oh on topic same context same ph

'MOM'

paris hilton telling a judge what is fair that is classic err i mean HOT

[xibalba]

"Wal-Mart... do they like make walls there?"
"I don't really think, I just walk."
"What's a soup kitchen?"
"I don't think there's ever been anyone like me that's lasted. And I'm going to keep lasting."
"I'm totally normal. I think it's obnoxious when people demand limos or bodyguards. I eat at McDonald's or Taco Bell. My parents always taught us to be humble. We're not spoiled."

All by Paris