View Full Version : Sneaking out....Haha
balzout
01-08-2008, 01:20 AM
So my two latest thread creation is about a fake ID and now there is one about sneaking out. So...Sounds like Im a horrible person eh? Well let me explain the situation with this thread.
My girlfriends parents are ultra religious....to the point of absolutely despising anyone but Mike Huckabee and hating me because I am an atheist and I date their daughter. Well....I really like this girl but her parents wont let me go out with her alone. I was wondering if anyone had any ideas on how she could sneak out or whatever? Or does anyone have any similar experiences with this type of stuff.
Any advice/input is also welcome...
balzout
01-08-2008, 01:22 AM
I totally meant for this to be in general....my bad.
masherscf
01-08-2008, 01:54 AM
Any advice/input is also welcome...
Stay away from my daughter...
kevincollateral
01-08-2008, 02:50 AM
get her pregnant...then they have to let you see her. i doubt they are pro choice..so you should be fine with my plan.
get her pregnant...then they have to let you see her. i doubt they are pro choice..so you should be fine with my plan.
thats the best idea you can probably receive.
taozoo4u
01-08-2008, 04:05 AM
get her pregnant...then they have to let you see her. i doubt they are pro choice..so you should be fine with my plan.
thats probably the greatest advice you will get
kevincollateral
01-08-2008, 04:11 AM
dang...looks like i should start my own dear abby..
frankiethewaffle
01-08-2008, 04:35 AM
thats the best idea you can probably receive.
You mean that is the best idea he can conceive.
Being ultra religious is one thing. Being protective of their daughter is another. Just be a man and respect their ideas of raising their own little girl. If you play that way maybe they will be a little more lenient with the rules. But, you will likely never be satisfied with the relationship if you keep trying to out play them.
nextgenxbox
01-08-2008, 05:06 AM
And helping their daughter sneak out will make them like you even more!
bayareaking510
01-08-2008, 05:15 AM
Get her to learn how to lie. Keep the lie simple and as close to the truth as you can make it. The more truthful the lie is, the easier it is to remember what you've said. It also makes lying easier.
md2389
01-08-2008, 06:58 AM
You mean that is the best idea he can conceive.
Being ultra religious is one thing. Being protective of their daughter is another. Just be a man and respect their ideas of raising their own little girl. If you play that way maybe they will be a little more lenient with the rules. But, you will likely never be satisfied with the relationship if you keep trying to out play them.
x2
Trying to outwit them will only piss them off even more, possibly to the point of forcefully ending your relationship with her. (restraining order ftw!) You might have better luck if you appeared more to them than a horndog. Appealing to their better nature is your only option.
ender-
01-08-2008, 07:21 AM
someone needs to post a lame picture of chris hanson, and be like "why dont you sit down there for a moment"
berrex
01-08-2008, 10:09 AM
Get her to learn how to lie. Keep the lie simple and as close to the truth as you can make it. The more truthful the lie is, the easier it is to remember what you've said. It also makes lying easier.
Nah, if he lies, it's going to be pretty obvious to her parents, unless they're pretty dim-witted. My advice would be to try to reason a bit with her parents. Doing something irrational will only lead to problems more significant than what they already are.
kevincollateral
01-08-2008, 04:15 PM
someone needs to post a lame picture of chris hanson, and be like "why dont you sit down there for a moment"
http://img104.imageshack.us/img104/3290/cartmanchrishansenzw8.jpg
"Why don't you have a seat?'
(was gonna go for the real thing..then i saw this and laughed remembering the episode)
ok time for some real advice. if you are serious about this girl..and you can see things lasting longer than a handy in the drive thru movies (yeah they exist!) then you need to take their religious views and daughter protectiveness into consideration. if you have a 17 year old daughter or whatever...what you want her dating your fake id wanting ass? (im just jackin with ya.)
sit down with her dad and talk to him..respectively...he may then start to see you as a young man wanting to get to know his daughter...not just give her a pearl necklace.