"Before and After" - Another Paper Funsation

[paper]

Paper Funsation - n. an amusement; a time killer; a game to get you from 9 to 5 without taking the IT guy hostage and setting fire to the vending machine.

This first one is called Before and After, based on the Jeopardy category/Crossword puzzle clue.

You ask a two-part trivia question. The answer is a fusion of these two things. Sort of a pun.

"Last Son of Krypton/musical about Don Quixote?"
"Superman of La Mancha"

"Peter Parker's best friend/Bruce Springstein hit?"
"Harry Osborn to Run"

"JJ Abrams monster movie/Baseball for Ghosts?"
"Cloverfield of Dreams"

Anyways, these are a lot of fun, and I figured I'd share the game with you guys. Try some of your own.

Can you get this one?

"1980's reptilian action figure craze/iFanboy forum poultry combo favorite?"

[kwok_talk]

"1980's reptilian action figure craze/iFanboy forum poultry combo favorite?"
Cobra Commanturducken?

My brain isn't working right now.

[luthor]

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turducken

[idave]

teenage mutant turducken

[paper]

Both work. I was going for Luthor's response though.

Anybody else want to try? I swear it's amusing.

"Grayson's surrogate dad/Las Vegas singing icon?"

[luthor]

Bruce Wayne Newton

[luthor]

Big brained DC simian villain/80's Hasslehoff show..

[idave]

Grodd rider perhaps?

[luthor]

Grodd rider perhaps?

Half right. Wrong ape.

[kahunablair]

Ultra Huma-Night Rider

[kahunablair]

Dan Jurgen's 52 hero / A Menthol "Skin Irritation Medication" powder

[conorkilpatrick]

Booster Gold Bond

[kwok_talk]

Very unpopular X-Men scribe / groovy British agent

[luthor]

Chuck Austin Powers

Music video game/Luke Cage and Power Fist.

[jimski]

Bruce Wayne Newton

I'm so disappointed it wasn't BatManilow.

But on the plus side, I do now have the mental image of BatManilow to carry around.

[fred]

Chuck Austin Powers

Music video game/Luke Cage and Power Fist.

Guitar Heroes For Hire

[luthor]

Guitar Heroes For Hire

You are correct sir.

[fred]

place where urine is stored/movie labor is always talking about

[esophagus]

place where urine is stored/movie labor is always talking aboutI want to say Urethransformers, but I just know I'm wrong.

[fred]

wrong on both counts

urine isn't stored in the urethra. it passes through the urethra.

[esophagus]

wrong on both counts

urine isn't stored in the urethra. it passes through the urethra.I knoooooow. I'm just trying to think of a movie that Labor talks about all the time, other than his dislike of Transformers, that fits with that word.

[luthor]

I knoooooow. I'm just trying to think of a movie that Labor talks about all the time, other than her dislike of Transformers, that fits with that word.

Labor's a dude. It's bladder something...Labor talks about a lot of movies..this is difficult.

[gungadin]

I was thinking something with Shawshank Redemption... But unless it's reversed and it's something like Shawshank Redemption of the bladder... I have no idea...

[esophagus]

Labor's a dude.Ha! Editted. Not sure how I missed that.

[fred]

Bladder Control

[esophagus]

Bladder ControlControoooool. Oh.

[luthor]

So does Fred win? Is the game over? PAPER!?!?

[fred]

Coen brothers film/John Gray book with title inspired by heavenly bodies

[esophagus]

Coen brothers film/John Gray book with title inspired by heavenly bodiesMiller's Crossing on Liberty?

[luthor]

No country for old men are from mars

[esophagus]

No country for old men are from marsDamnit... I had the wrong John Gray. So bad at this.

[luthor]

Game Show/ Brian Michael Bendis book

[esophagus]

Game Show/ Brian Michael Bendis book
Powers of 10?




... I just need to give up.

[gungadin]

Game Show/ Brian Michael Bendis book

Wheel of Fortune and Glory.

Snap.

[luthor]

Powers of 10?

No sir.

[luthor]

Wheel of Fortune and Glory.

Gots it.

[gungadin]

A current dilemma in Hollywood about residuals that is a cliche and common term for taking fast action.

[paper]

WGA Strike While it's Hot

Automobile's innovative new engine type & Cosby's track running alias?

Doogie Houser Sasquatch sitcom?

[paper]

Sweet Transvestite musical & Bob Barker's final giveaway venue?

Torso scribe & Keira Knightley sports flick?

Land of the Dead fat-cat sanctuary & Theodore Geisel's breakfast?

Kurt Vonnegut anthology & Rob Zombie slasher?

[gungadin]

WGA Strike While it's Hot

Awesome. I was worried no one would get that....

[gungadin]

Torso scribe & Keira Knightley sports flick?

Land of the Dead fat-cat sanctuary & Theodore Geisel's breakfast?

Brian Michael Bendis like Beckham.

Forest Green Eggs and Ham?

[paper]

Looking for:

Brian Michael Bend it Like Beckham (I like to keep the first word of the second part of the answer)

and

Fiddler's Green Eggs and Ham

Bumping these to page two:

Automobile's innovative new engine type & Cosby's track running alias?

Doogie Houser Sasquatch sitcom?

Sweet Transvestite musical & Bob Barker's final giveaway venue?

Kurt Vonnegut anthology & Rob Zombie slasher?

[luthor]

Doogie Houser Sasquatch sitcom?

Neil Patrick Harry and the Hendersons?

[paper]

Shakespeare's commentary on anti-Semitism & antlered snack?

[paper]

Neil Patrick Harry and the Hendersons?

Correct!

[horatio616]

WGA Strike While it's Hot

Automobile's innovative new engine type & Cosby's track running alias?

Doogie Houser Sasquatch sitcom?

Combustible Huxtable Engine

Neal Patrick Harris and the Hendersons

How about:

DC comics brought this back (big mistake, ed.) & Achieving sexual climax?

[luthor]

Shakespeare's commentary on anti-Semitism & antlered snack?

The Merchant of Venison?

[paper]

Yessir. I love that one.

Candice Bergen sitcom & Kansas segregation stopper?

Star of The Savages & Denzel's remake of Sinatra's movie?

A.C. Slater confectionary collectible?

[horatio616]

Yessir. I love that one.

Candice Bergen sitcom & Kansas segregation stopper?

Murphy Brown vs Topeka Board of Education

[horatio616]

How about...

Sacred song on the western Christian Church & Big Bopper hit

[fred]

DC comics brought this back (big mistake, ed.) & Achieving sexual climax?

multiverse orgasm

[paper]

How about...

Sacred song on the western Christian Church & Big Bopper hit

Gregorian Chantily Lace?

[horatio616]

Yessir. I love that one.



Star of The Savages & Denzel's remake of Sinatra's movie?

?


Devil in an Ultra Violet Dress...?

[horatio616]

Gregorian Chantily Lace?

Correct. That sucked I know. lol

[paper]

Devil in an Ultra Violet Dress...?

Philip Seymour Hoffmanchurian Candidate

[luthor]

Children's book bear/Canadian delicacy

[esophagus]

Sweet Transvestite musical & Bob Barker's final giveaway venue?Rocck Horror Picture Showcase Showdown
Kurt Vonnegut anthology & Rob Zombie slasher?
Welcome to the Monkeyhouse of 1000 Corpses

[paper]

Winnie the Poutine

Gross!

[esophagus]

Children's book bear/Canadian delicacyWinnie the Poutine.

Edit: Damn that 30 second post timer.

[paper]

Artist themed

Cow skull painting Christmas tree tackler?
Moonwalking splatterer?
Cuba Gooding Jr. Catchphrase water lilies?
Starry Night Kill Bill hench-girl?
Clock melting busty crooner?

[luthor]

Winnie the Poutine.

Edit: Damn that 30 second post timer.

Winnie the Poutine

Gross!

You are correct sirs...I thought it was funny.

[esophagus]

A.C. Slater confectionary collectible?Mario Lopez Dispenser

[luthor]

Cow skull painting Christmas tree tackler?

Georgia O'Keeffer Sutherland

[horatio616]

Artist themed

Moonwalking splatterer?
Cuba Gooding Jr. Catchphrase water lilies?
Starry Night Kill Bill hench-girl?
Clock melting busty crooner?

Michael Jackson Pollock

Show Me the Monet

Van Go-Go Yubari

Salvadoris Day???

[horatio616]

Shit. Salvadore Dali Parton, of course.

[paper]

Salvador Dolly Parton

Here's a triple:

Anti-smoking foundation 1970s feline commercial star obstructor of vision?

[esophagus]

Legendary Coltrane album / 1979 Bob Dylan album

[luthor]

They "Bring the Noise" to a Will Smith/Gene Hackmen flick.

[paper]

Public Enemy of the State

Nice.

[esophagus]

They "Bring the Noise" to a Will Smith/Gene Hackmen flick.Behind Public Enemy Lines?

Edit: Damn, and I was just going to correct myself.

[horatio616]

Salvador Dolly Parton

Here's a triple:

Anti-smoking foundation 1970s feline commercial star obstructor of vision?

Phillip Morris the cataracts

[paper]

Phillip Morris the cataracts

Good stuff.

Hannah Barbara undersea rocker crash victim liberator?

[horatio616]

Good stuff.

Hannah Barbara undersea rocker crash victim liberator?

Jabberjaws of life

[horatio616]

Captain Kangaroo character and a unique set of alleles in a population

[paper]

California-bound hayseed millionaires bridge crossers?

[esophagus]

Legendary Coltrane album / 1979 Bob Dylan albumBlue Train Coming... I'm worse at coming up with these than I am at guessing.

[luthor]

A 1773 colonial American protest of a Fox teen drama starring Scott Wolf, Neve Campbell and Jennifer Love Hewitt

[itsbecca]

Boston Tea Party of Five

[luthor]

Boston Tea Party of Five

I think I'm so clever and then people get mine immediately. *sigh*

[itsbecca]

Notorious assassin and french rat?

[fred]

john wilkes mousse

[itsbecca]

john wilkes mousse

No, but amusing. And I realized I needed an edit.

[horatio616]

California-bound hayseed millionaires bridge crossers?

I'm stumped by the bridge crossers...

[horatio616]

This game is addictive like narcotics and paid-for sex.

[fred]

No, but amusing. And I realized I needed an edit.

stumped ... officially.

I even went through a wikipedia list of assassins trying to find one that worked. I'm not seeing it.

[horatio616]

New one:

Cuba Gooding Jr movie and podcast host fave.

[fred]

Sirhan Sirhan Ratatouille??? ;)

[fred]

Mark David Chapmatatouille?? ;)

[itsbecca]

Sirhan Sirhan Ratatouille??? ;)

*cough*actor*cough*

[horatio616]

Lee Harvey Oswalt???

[itsbecca]

Lee Harvey Oswalt???

Yeeeees! Damn I guess I thought it would be to obvious so I vagued it up to much.

[horatio616]

Reprinting my two unsolved ones:


Captain Kangaroo character and a unique set of alleles in a population

Cuba Gooding Jr movie and podcast host fave.

[itsbecca]

Mr Green Genes?

[horatio616]

Mr Green Genes?

ding ding!

Lazy comedian and a french hat

[fred]

Yeeeees! Damn I guess I thought it would be to obvious so I vagued it up to much.

ohhhh right. glad I know now, I was just about to guess James Earl Raytatouille.

[horatio616]

Thundarr the Barbarian exclamation & Tennyson's cavalry.

[fred]

Lords of Light Brigade

[horatio616]

Lords of Light Brigade

Good to see that my tastes don't run too obscure. Thundarr is one of my childhood favorites.

[paper]

I'm stumped by the bridge crossers...

Beverly Hillbilly Goats Gruff

[fred]

Good to see that my tastes don't run too obscure. Thundarr is one of my childhood favorites.

You are a true Renaissance man.

;)

[fred]

Tim Allen show/The Freshmaker

[fred]

Political murderer/frank miller work

[paper]

Home Improvementos the Freshmaker

Swear to god, I thought of the same one last night. I'm bringing in a bunch of em to work today.

Jules Verne thriller and one of Adam West's Catwomen?

[paper]

Assassin City

[fred]

Journey to the Center of the Eartha Kitt

that's just gross

[fred]

right on both

America Ferrera show/Barney's wife

[paper]

Ugly Betty Rubble

Arsonphobic JLA vet gonzo journalist?

[fred]

Renee Zellweigger character/French woman famous for hearing voices

[fred]

Martian Manhunter S. Thompson

[fred]

Rosie O'Donnel movie/late '80s tv show about kids in an orphange

Dustin Hoffman character who just happened to be a good driver/endangered Florida sea creature

[luthor]

Dustin Hoffman character who just happened to be a good driver/endangered Florida sea creature

Definitely rain manatee, definitely.

[fred]

kmart sucks ray!

[horatio616]

French tennis player & Biblical animal transport

[jaflanagan]

Both work. I was going for Luthor's response though.

Anybody else want to try? I swear it's amusing.

"Grayson's surrogate dad/Las Vegas singing icon?"

I'm way behind, but did anyone say Batmanilow?

[horatio616]

I'm way behind, but did anyone say Batmanilow?

I think he might be going for Bruce Wayne Newton but I like Batmanilow better!

Schwarzkopf's nickname & Gwen's Baby daddy

[horatio616]

Extra credit:

Comic-book-dabbling emo band & term for exciting new male-to-male friendship

[luthor]

Tv doctor with a limp that likes to jump around.

[horatio616]

Tv doctor with a limp that likes to jump around.


Dr. Gregory House of Pain

[darkbunny]

Schwarzkopf's nickname & Gwen's Baby daddy

Stormin' Norman Osborn

EC: My Chemical Bromance

[fred]

Extra credit:

Comic-book-dabbling emo band & term for exciting new male-to-male friendship

My Chemical Bromance

edit: damn you internet - someone get there first.

[darkbunny]

Late night cartoon host/Movie starring a former batman and Michael Douglas

[kahunablair]

Late night cartoon host/Movie starring a former batman and Michael Douglas

Space Ghost in the Darkness

[kahunablair]

Renee Zellweigger character/French woman famous for hearing voices

Bridget Joan of Arc?

[fred]

Bridget Joan of Arc?

Basically, I was looking for Bridget Jones of Arc.

Anyone figure out this one yet?

Rosie O'Donnel movie/late '80s tv show about kids in an orphange

It's pretty obscure but it makes me laugh.

[fred]

I'll give one more clue. One of the kids on the TV show was Jason Priestly.

[gungadin]

So random.

Riding the Bus with My Sister Kate.

Damn.

[fred]

yes. you got it. Your prize?

You can have this:

http://www.gawker.com/news/rosienews.jpg

or this

http://images.askmen.com/video/2005_may/may18_rosie_odonnell.jpg

one of the funniest movies ever for the wrong reasons

[gungadin]

Ew....

[If there was a joking smiley that's just laughing in detestment and disgust... it'd be here...]

[paper]

Raimi's MJ/simian suite dweller?

Joanie Loves actor/mead-soaked epic?

D-List Queen/Weasley frat?

[fred]

Raimi's MJ/simian suite dweller?

Joanie Loves actor/mead-soaked epic?



Kirsten Dunston Checks In

Scott Beowulf

[fred]

ah - Kathy Griffendor

[paper]

Good work, Fred.

Hot Pocket jokester/Frodo Pal's costume change?

[fred]

Jim Gaffigandalf

[paper]

still need the costume change

[fred]

I haven't a clue. This game is beginning to make me feel like the doctor from Life Is Beautiful.

[fred]

Jim Gaffigandalf The Gray???

Star of A River Runs Through It/Western PA NFL team

Freshly shaven star of a Brett Ratner project/Coen Brothers film

[paper]

close enough.

Tom Skerittsburgh Steelers?

Siena Miller's Crossing

[fred]

close enough.

Tom Skerittsburgh Steelers?

Siena Miller's Crossing

Brad Pittsburgh Steelers

Wentworth Miller's Crossing

[fred]

3 parter:

Line from a famous Abbot and Costello routine/NBC show about NYC firefighters and paramedics/classic Alan Moore work

[paper]

Who's On Third Watchmen

Nice one.

[fred]

thanks. close, but not what i was going for.

I don't know's on Third Watchmen.

[kahunablair]

Got bored, came up with a few new ones:

Recently replaced Hero, shot in the gut / Co-Creators of Oklahoma

New Todd identity / R&B songwriter, son of Alan

Stand-up Comedian, uses Easel and drawing pad / Actor in Wild Hogs / World War One Peter O’Toole Film

[fred]

Steve Rogers and Hammerstein
Red Robin Thicke

[kahunablair]

Nicely done, Fred.

[jon_samuelson]

Demitri Martin Lawrence of Arabia

I had to cheat and look up the name of the comedian. I saw him on Comedy Central the other day. Pretty funny stuff, he's got a good deadpan sort of delivery.

[kahunablair]

Demitri Martin Lawrence of Arabia

Bingo.

[jon_samuelson]

I am somewhat embarrased that I knew off the top of my head that Martin Lawrence was in "Wild Hogs" though. It really drove home the difference my parents and I have in movie taste when my Mom said she REALLY liked that movie.

[kahunablair]

1994 Rednex Dance Hit / Murderer of Martha Wayne / Cartoon Penguin

Deadpool Villain / Vision impaired Piano playing musician / Lilandra’s lover

[fred]

Cotton-eyed Joe Chilly Willy

T-Ray Charles Xavier

I ROCK at this.

[gungadin]

A cultly popular series about Grim Reapers who are only concerned with themselves.

[fred]

Dead Like Me, Me, Me??

[gungadin]

Dead Like Me, Me, Me??

Eh... Close... But there's a phrase used to refer to Me... In three ways, no less...


Edit: Props on the first bit, though! Kudos!