Internet Superstar, Best Show Ever!

[martinsargent]

Hey gang! Internet Superstar will start taking over the planet tomorrow, January 30th, at 1pm Eastern.

This show may well be my last shot at making it in this business that has crushed me o many times before and, despite the fact that Jim is making me do it with absolutely no resources, staff, or set (he said we have to shoot it off Revision3 property, so we shoot it from a shed in my mom's backyard), I promise you with my blood it will be THE BEST SHOW EVER!!!

This, friends, will be the show that fulfills my life's dream of becoming a true INTERNET SUPERSTAR!!!

The show will feature the best stuff and people from the online world, stuff and people I hope to learn from as I realize my quest. So if, in your own late night web meanderings, you come across someone or something that you feel is worthy of our show, please email it to martin at revision 3 dot com.

I hope you like what you see and look forward to all your thoughts on how we can make this the greatest show in the history of Internet!

Thanks,

Internet's Martin Sargent

[kowgod]

These forums finally feel like home again. Not the kickass home I live in now full of cool stuff, but the emotionally abusive, alcoholism inducing home of my childhood.

I love you, man.

[masherscf]

Damn, I gonna be at work.

[crumbles]

This show better not disappoint Martin!!! :shakes fists:

[murphy1d]

Martin, some of the scariest, most horrifying, most disgusting things start in the backyard shed.

I believe this is the formula for success. Just ask The Unibomber and Leatherface.

[martinsargent]

This show better not disappoint Martin!!! :shakes fists:

Guaranteed. I'm shooting it in my mom's shed, for f's sake!

[kowgod]

Martin, some of the scariest, most horrifying, most disgusting things start in the backyard shed.


Cases in point: Larry Flint; Slingblade.

How can this fail?

[murphy1d]

Martin, some of the scariest, most horrifying, most disgusting things start in the backyard shed.

Apple computer

[crumbles]

Apple computerTouche.

[nextgenxbox]

So it's true that Rev3 is only providing bandwidth and nothing else? That sucks... and that's insulting to Marty and all his fans.

Martin deserves to be treated better damn it!

[kronos6948]

So it's true that Rev3 is only providing bandwidth and nothing else? That sucks... and that's insulting to Marty and all his fans.

Martin deserves to be treated better damn it!


That's all he needs. He's got the looks and charisma to send this show to the top. Add Gator to that and we'll all be spouting "Diggnation who"?

[smes]

Spoiler Alert: It's filmed on a set. The plot twist is Martin and Big Jim are best friends.

[ariastar]

Wanna guaranteed hit? Do a tech show nearly naked, but each episode wear a loin cloth or jock strap or some different item to cover the boy-bits.

[kowgod]

Wanna guaranteed hit? Do a tech show nearly naked, but each episode wear a loin cloth or jock strap or some different item to cover the boy-bits.

You misunderstand. Martin is the host. Not Joey.

[rowlodge]

i'll be lurking for it.

[quence]

I can't wait! There is no such thing as too much Sarge.

[genericdefect]

Oh ho ho. I'm excited. I've been jonesing for some of the Sarge.

[kronos6948]

Wanna guaranteed hit? Do a tech show nearly naked, but each episode wear a loin cloth or jock strap or some different item to cover the boy-bits.


You forget that it seems that Rev3's audience is mostly males.

That being said, I don't see Sarah or Jessica being nearly naked wearing loincloths....ummm...I'll be back in 5 minutes....

[what]

I'll be watching this. Church of Martin Sargent ftw

[tokenuser]

Wanna guaranteed hit? Do a tech show nearly naked, but each episode wear a loin cloth or jock strap or some different item to cover the boy-bits.You realise that Martin doesn't own a walking stick right?

[crumbles]

T-Minus one hour.

[minutnudler]

I feel...
Moist

[kronos6948]

Martin, I thought this topic might have been hyperbole, but I'm 10 minutes in, and I don't think this topic is hyperbole anymore.

[william217]

hey martin, great show! i missed you and the gator

[balzout]

Wow....This is fucking awesome. Just plain fucking awesome.

[beta7]

Wanna guaranteed hit? Do a tech show nearly naked, but each episode wear a loin cloth or jock strap or some different item to cover the boy-bits.

there are more male's then female's watching rev3 shows lol, if they did that they would loose a shitload of viewers unless their into that stuff :eek: For all our sakes Martin, DO NOT DO THIS

[ironmonkey]

Sarge teh Rock!

[sliggy]

The show would be so much better if Martin lost some weight. Seriously Marty, you're a fucking porker.

[kowgod]

The show would be so much better if Martin lost some weight. Seriously Marty, you're a fucking porker.

I look at it as yet another indication of how devoted Martin is to his target demographic.

[dynomyte]

Hey... that's only somewhat true ;(

[smes]

Join the facebook group!

[shanaya]

So far, I have watched each show, plus the Little ones. I am female and I do have a sense of humor, keep up the great work, Martin and Jay! I do miss Infected:[ but!! I am glad to see you both rocking forward! A little cheese is good!:]

[neutrino15]

Does anybody else think the fake garage is somewhat insulting to their intelligence?

Infected FTW

[jimmiesatx]

i love the show marty, but i am waiting for the day when you have something totally fuct on there. that will truly make you an internet superstar.

[detechguy]

Somehow, this has become my favorite internet show.

God help me.

It's true.

[hellboy997]

internet superstar

[hellboy997]

no. and gator didnt really kill anyone. its a show, dude

[link1337]

But, keep up the good work. I feel like the show was a little too corny at first, but it is getting better. Can you guys get the numa numa guy on?

[nathanelliott]

Martin Sargent could interview...Martin Sargent circa. 2002, the young, up-and-coming Screen Savers contributor!

I can't think of a more worthy individual of the title of Internet Superstar. Surely technology has progressed enough to where this is possible. I mean, time machines exist now, right?

No?

Ah well...