How would you like to be killed in a movie? [Archive]

dromeonyourchest

10-31-2006, 04:17 PM

If you had to die in a movie who would you want to kill you and how?

I would want Stallone to kill me with an explosive arrow while I sit on top on my guard tower looking for him.

satori

10-31-2006, 04:21 PM

I would like to be chased off a cliff by 100 beautiful nude rollerscating women.

masherscf

10-31-2006, 04:22 PM

I don't know about a movie. But, episode series 1 episode 2 of "Torchwood" shows a pretty great way to die.

proglodyte

10-31-2006, 04:23 PM

Murdered after sex scene with costar Monica Bellucci by strangulation.

funnelfish

10-31-2006, 04:24 PM

I would like to be chased off a cliff by 100 beautiful nude rollerscating women.

Rollerscating... is that a bunch of women coming after with rollingpins while pooping? Cause if it is... gross!

I would like to be killed by Scarlett Johanssan's boobies! OR... like the fat guy in that 80's summer camp horror movie. He got his gut cut open and died looking at his intestines in his hands... it was awesome!

mormonrage

10-31-2006, 04:27 PM

Definitely ****ed to death. Probably by Eliza Dushku (because I don't want to be in a good movie).

masherscf

10-31-2006, 04:29 PM

Definitely ****ed to death. Probably by Eliza Dushku (because I don't want to be in a good movie).

Nah, Mortis via Coitus delivered by Jessica Alba...

madripper1

10-31-2006, 04:33 PM

decapitated while having sex

divadawg9234

10-31-2006, 04:33 PM

I'd rather have some curse put on me that makes me irresistibly beautiful, never aging and immortal :)

viscountradu

10-31-2006, 04:36 PM

in a blaze of glory while saving the day

diela

10-31-2006, 04:37 PM

I'd rather have some curse put on me that makes me irresistibly beautiful, never aging and immortal :)

Kinda hard to die that way :p (See "Death Becomes Her")

Excluding the obvious (Me and Hugh Jackman reenacting 91/2 weeks over and over) I'd say drowning while being chased by *the* Aliens.

bravestarr

10-31-2006, 04:42 PM

I'd rather have some curse put on me that makes me irresistibly beautiful, never aging and immortal :)

like Dorian Gray, only female?

i'd like to bite it in a flick by catching an ironic infection from some mundane injury, like making my gums bleed from brushing my teeth too hard.

fushna

10-31-2006, 04:44 PM

I'd like to be kill in a good old fashioned shoot out. I know I'm boring.

abacusand13south

10-31-2006, 05:11 PM

I wouldnt mind going out like Rachel Leigh Cook's other boyfriend in 11:14, I think his name was Aaron.

kowgod

10-31-2006, 05:18 PM

One particularly gruesome form of impalement involved being forced to stand over a wide stake which was just tall enough that it penetrated the victim's rectum deeply. This left them unable to remove themselves, or to sit. As their legs tired, they would slowly sink onto the stake, which eventually would cause mortal damage, but only over the course of hours, or even days.

~via Wikipedia (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Impalement)

Yup.

That's how I'd like to be killed. Movie, or not.

satori

10-31-2006, 05:28 PM

Rollerscating... is that a bunch of women coming after with rollingpins while pooping? Cause if it is... gross!

it's a scene out of Monty Pythons Meaning of Life

masherscf

10-31-2006, 05:30 PM

decapitated while having sex

Just as long as you work sex into it BEFORE you die...

toastmstrgeneral

10-31-2006, 06:32 PM

I wouldnt mind going out like Rachel Leigh Cook's other boyfriend in 11:14, I think his name was Aaron.

I second that, entense pleasure sequed into intense pain followed by absolutely nothing, that's the way to go my friend. After a while the whole ****ed to death thing would really be painful, so to just be knocked out at the height of climax would be ideal.

point5o

10-31-2006, 08:18 PM

Dim Mak(death touch)

losojosdemuerte

10-31-2006, 09:46 PM

I would would like to be killed during a knife fight like West Side Stories.

big-doze

10-31-2006, 11:19 PM

In a movie, I'd like to die the same way I want to die in real life:

Falling off the top of a really tall building, and just before I hit the ground, with dozens of gaping onlookers below, I'm struck by lightning, blasting me to ash which covers everyone below.

Alternately, blowing myself up to destroy a swarm of advancing zombies, 'cause I'll be damned if they're gonna turn me. (CJ, Dawn of the Dead)

hive

10-31-2006, 11:27 PM

jump off a cliff onto a trampoline that somehow doesn't snap from the awesome force but instead rockets me back up about halfway to my jump point, with a giant ceiling of spikes moved into the path of the up bounce. hilarity ensues.

briangilmore

10-31-2006, 11:40 PM

I'd either play Brian Dennehey in a movie playing a role in a movie in which he has a heart attack or...

Something kinda gory like:

I would have spikes, like DannyT, come from behind me in an enclosed space into my entire back impaling me just a liiittle bit. Just enough for me not to be able to move and be in extreme pain. Then I'd have little creatures in whatever sci-fi movie i'm in come and eat the skin off my bones while shocking me so i stay alive. Then I'd have someone burn all my muscles and organs off as I'm screaming. Then my skeleton somehow tries to make a noise, takes a few steps off the spikes, makes a middle finger, and does that "screw you" thing where you put your wrist into the small of your elbow (and my forearm bones fall off when THAT happens. Then I collapse. I think that would be cool.

slowmtnsilhouette

11-01-2006, 12:20 AM

:: start scary, echo-y music ::
"hello? is anyone here?"
"billy?"
:: scary, echo-y music continues ::
"hello?"
"im gonna get naked and take a shower..."

hive

11-01-2006, 12:22 AM

:: start scary, echo-y music ::
"hello? is anyone here?"
"billy?"
:: scary, echo-y music continues ::
"hello?"
"im gonna get naked and take a shower..."

pablo francisco!!

yee.

slowmtnsilhouette

11-01-2006, 12:50 AM

pablo francisco!!

yee.

hahahah! im so glad you got it!

tokenuser

11-01-2006, 01:38 AM

My character would be called "Red Shirt #3", and it would be a transporter accident.

matteekay

11-01-2006, 06:05 AM

After a horrific shootout, during which most of the bad guys were done away with, I finally collapse from multiple bullet wounds. As the remaining baddies (the leader included) gather around my departing mortal coil, they say something clichéd like, "A valiant effort, but looks like you lose after all."

To which I respond:
"You're wrong.... you... sons of.... whores...."

...and reveal I've been holding a grenade with the pin pulled out. As the last of my breath escapes my lips, I release the catch on the grenade, and blast the baddies to atoms.

Roll credits.

satori

11-01-2006, 06:19 AM

I would would like to be killed during a knife fight like West Side Stories.

but would you do a beatnik dance number before while snapping your fingers?

thetechguru

11-01-2006, 09:22 AM

i'd just like to get shot in the head by a hot chick, then fall to my knees, and give one last stare. then drop dead.

soundwave2-0

11-01-2006, 01:35 PM

Wash style!

One...you die on a space ship after a great escape.

Two...by a spike that you don't see coming.

Three...I don't have time to make some speech that I think is epic, but the minute i die ppl will look around and say..."What a retard!"

paulsaves

11-01-2006, 02:03 PM

I want to die while playing tag with my nephew and while I'm chasing him i want to trip and fall on a knife.

slowmtnsilhouette

11-01-2006, 02:42 PM

but would you do a beatnik dance number before while snapping your fingers?

thats the only way!

xxxthundercatxxx

11-01-2006, 03:57 PM

Epic sword fight anyone?

superdeformed

11-01-2006, 04:32 PM

I don't care how so long as Arnold Schwarzenegger is there to deliver a bad one-liner. "Stick around" or "Let off some steam" would work.

slowmtnsilhouette

11-01-2006, 04:40 PM

losojosdemuerte

11-01-2006, 04:46 PM

but would you do a beatnik dance number before while snapping your fingers?

Well of course. If i didn't, I would just be another poser.
::SNAPS FINGERS::

terminalsikosis

11-01-2006, 05:36 PM

good ole fist fight with a guy 5 times my size. me, fighting to save a hot chick from him.
In the end, she gets away, crys or whatever over my dead body after he dies of all the exhaustion, just 5 minutes after i am out.

fino35

11-01-2006, 08:17 PM

One: While fighting wave upon wave of some vicious creature, I am eventually overcome.

Two: Killing myself while a horde of zombies chomp my flesh.(Gun under the chin)

Three: while chasing my grandson around the tomato vineyard I succumb to a heart attack.

abacusand13south

11-02-2006, 01:57 PM

Two: Killing myself while a horde of zombies chomp my flesh.(Gun under the chin)

So you want to be a zombie arseface? Put the gun in your mouth not under your chin.

bigyanks

11-02-2006, 02:19 PM

In a all out battle with the T1000 and at the end of the battle I lower myself into a vat of molten steel and utter the words "I'll be back".

kramertron

11-02-2006, 02:32 PM

In a all out battle with the T100 and at the end of the battle I lower myself into a vat of molten steel and utter the words "I'll be back".

http://content.imagesocket.com/thumbs/vlcsnap_3417803d53.JPG (http://imagesocket.com/view/vlcsnap_3417803d53.JPG)

Came to say the same thing.

junkey

11-02-2006, 04:48 PM

I would have to go with a sword right through the heart.

vegasgeek

11-02-2006, 08:30 PM

By a zombie attack, but at the last second bust out a gernade and kill a lot of zoms and myself.

xxxthundercatxxx

11-02-2006, 10:01 PM

Death by snoo snoo, please. http://www.geocities.com/zoidberg_fan/episodes/images/amazon.gif

bcool

11-02-2006, 10:46 PM

either like the one guy in titanic that falls from really high and bounces off things on the way down OR eaten by dinosaurs. If I just had to be injured really badly, I'd like to have my arms ripped off by a wookie.

ali_pinto

11-02-2006, 11:10 PM

In my movie, I'd like my throat to be slit and for blood to squirt/spray out Japanese style.

weedhappy

11-03-2006, 05:04 AM

Death by snoo snoo, please. http://www.geocities.com/zoidberg_fan/episodes/images/amazon.gif

Agreed, or the classic Save the hot chick then fall into the Lava spewing Volcano (Heroically)