Episode 2: The Deuce Has Dropped, is constipated

[martinsargent]

Hey Superstars. Due to technical difficulties, episode 2 of Internet Superstar has been delayed. For how long? I don't know. I called Oberon Zell, my powerful wizard friend from Web Drifter, to look into his crystal ball, but he hasn't gotten back to me. I think he's been on a WoW bender.

The reason for the delay is 100% technical. For some reason the episode will not encode. My suspicion is, despite our shockingly powerful computing technology here at Revision3, it's simply not powerful enough to render such an awesome piece on online entertainment. It's like trying to compress God in some codec; it simply cannot be done.

But we have the best minds on it, and I'm sure it will be available soon. Thank you for your patience. Think of it as some sticky buns rising in the oven. Oh hell yes they smell good, but if you're just patient and wait for them to fully rise before taking them so they reach their optimum state, your family will enjoy them all the more. Or something like that (note: do not enjoy Internet Superstar with your family unless you relish awkward situations).

Anyway, to give you a little preview, expect to see interviews with an English lad who built a rubber band gun that can fire 40 rounds per second and YouTube sensation Mr. Pregnant.

Patience...

-Martin Sargent, Internet Superstar

[soulstealer]

thanks for letting us know!!! supastar!!!

[spiri]

Well, if it hadn't been delayed we wouldn't have had this awesome post by Martin :)

[chuckles]

Well, if it hadn't been delayed we wouldn't have had this awesome post by Martin :)

We're almost there. Once again it is that darn Gator!! Stop eff'ing with the Xserves!! They're for encoding not for you personal pr0n stash!!

-chuckles-

[chuckles]

We should be able to publish the show by 11:30AM Pacific / 2:30PM Eastern.

-chuckles-

[spiri]

OMFG!!! That's the most awesome thing that has ever happened!!! That was more than worth the wait! Martin, you rock! And Jay too!.

Wow, that Mr. Pregnant guy was terrifying... :| But he made me LOL, literally.

Holy cow!

[tokenuser]

Another great show.

Mr Pregnant will give me nightmares.
Keep Gator away from sharp objects in future.

[mr-underachiever]

In the eHarmonious sketch, Sarah looked like she really didn't want that guy touching her.

[soul_inthe_dark]

Another great show.

Mr Pregnant will give me nightmares.
Keep Gator away from sharp objects in future.
Yeah thats pretty frickin' agreeable.
Mr.Pregnant equals me, scarred..for a..considerable amount of time.

Gator and his antics. Hopefully Martin will get him to the Hospital in time. :rolleyes:

And Damn that Raoul!

[mcstagger]

GOLD!! Another hit sir! Quick question: where can one acquire that uhh...ahem * sniff*...penis cream...*coughcough* ohh...ahem....oh man sorry what??










I love your stinkness...

[totalabyss]

mr pregnant is one freaky dude, scared the crap out of me. if your show makes it past episode 3 please no more scary big breasted men.

[eddyc30]

Was that Chuckles with the NetBSD hoodie?

[snigle]

It was good, but the echo remains :(

[notalent420]

Yet again Marty outdoes himself. This is by far the funniest thing I've seen on the Internet in a long ass time.

[treelovinhippie]

Still got the echo problem. And this episode along with the latest Web Drifter have got audio sync issues.

[daikun]

Well, that explains why the video source link didn't show up in the RSS feed. I got a description, but no link.

Thanks for clearing that up, Martin!

[chuckles]

Was that Chuckles with the NetBSD hoodie?

Dude?! Are you trying to insult me? I look nothing like that ugly mofo!! Please do not confuse me with my identical twin again. That dude is fugly!!

-chuckles-

[kronos6948]

Another great episode. I really didn't need to see Mr. Pregnant's stretch marks or his saggy bottoms, but his interview was funny as hell. The E Harmonious skit had me rolling. "I'm so f*cking high!" and the fluorescent tube lighting up the ass had me dying.

If the quality keeps up, I think this might take over as the flagship show for Rev3.

[dynomyte]

That indeed was yet another awesome episode! Keep it up.

[tokenuser]

Side note: (c) notice at end of show says 2007.

[andreparris]

Jesus...please. That interview was wwwaaaaayyyy too long for someone not stoned.

[spiri]

Side note: (c) notice at end of show says 2007.
Well on Web Drifter it sometimes say 1997 :)

[nextgenxbox]

That Mr. Pregnant interview went on far too long. His schtick got old quick.

[matto1990]

Can we have less of the crappy shed jokes and mowing the lawn crap. Apart from that it was a fairly good show.

[tomremixed]

I haven't been in many sheds with echo. Must be a huge shed.

Oh yeah good show.

[rowlodge]

needs a dash of joey....

i miss the back and forth interaction joey and the gator had before.

[kowgod]

needs a dash of joey....

i miss the back and forth interaction joey and the gator had before.

That treacherous bird.............

[dynomyte]

All in all, great episode. Sure the interview went a little long, but that was probably done out of sympathy for the interviewee. Another one down, and hopefully plenty more to come. My fiance and I love this show.

[quence]

Show is great! Finally I'm seeing commercials that are on the same level of funny as the original Olive Garden commercials from Infected.

Keep up the hilarious thiiiings.