View Full Version : Martin, tell us a story.
nobodyspecial
02-08-2008, 04:53 PM
Just one quick one before you leave. Please? Damn it Martin, I'm not watching the show again if you don't tell us a story! Well except for the commercial parodies at the beginning. Those are too funny to miss. And then once the video starts I'll probably be too lazy to stop it. Even my boycotts are pathetic.
Look I know Gator's too distracted by your mom to remind you at the end but one quick little story anytime during the show would be great. It's the only thing I miss from the old infected to the new superstar. Well that and shit bird Joey but nothing can be done about him.
sgregory416
02-14-2008, 12:53 PM
yeah martin!!! tell us a story!!!! im just gonna be sitting here refreshing the page like a skitzo towel boy for a high school soccer team stalking his secret love goddess the lunch lady with that big fuzzy mole. also im gonna be sitting drinking vodka untill you do just so i can enjoy the story that much more so please do hurry or i will surley pass out and drown in my own vomit.
kowgod
02-14-2008, 06:13 PM
Check this! I had a dream -- a fuckin dream -- about the old Infected stories. But, more than a dream, it was a PREMONITION! Because in this dream, Martin had a whole separate show that was just him telling a story.
Make it so.
dynomyte
02-14-2008, 07:31 PM
You know... I had one too, and it made me miss the old days of infected (podcast version) with the long stories.
sgregory416
02-15-2008, 03:31 AM
thats not just a dream, but a revelation! oh dear lord of dive bars every were please allow it so that this prophet do speaketh the truth
I think it would be possible for the old infected, filled with whiskey fueled stories and Internet Superstar to co exist.
bani_banan
02-15-2008, 09:52 PM
Check this! I had a dream -- a fuckin dream -- about the old Infected stories. But, more than a dream, it was a PREMONITION! Because in this dream, Martin had a whole separate show that was just him telling a story.
Make it so.
I have to say that I had the same dream.
I want Martin to have another show on just how fucked up he is. I mean, I like Gator when he dresses up like Chuch Norris in the good ol' days. (C'mon, we know that you're mocking that style, even though that's like the most awesome clothing style evah). However, every time I hear one of your stories I feel like a baby. It soothes me, it makes me believe in true love.