Iiimmmm Back Baby!!!!!!

[sandstone]

Wow that one day ban was interesting, dont piss off the diggnation guys. SO i got the tires slashed on my truck and it got all keyed up for halloween. Guess i need to tone down the racial slurs during marital fights huh??

Seriously guys i missed you, and thanks john for goin to bat for me.

[klitzy]

HAHAHAHAH...You got banned? You silly little child. What was it like? Worse than hell I'd imagine.

[jonathanlondon]

Seriously guys i missed you, and thanks john for goin to bat for me.

My pleasure.

Now it will lead to our collective DISpleasure. Welcome back. Keep your loud mouth ass in here with the rest of us.

[sandstone]

I F%^&in need you now tonight, i fu$%ing need you more than ever! Guess that quote!

Im here to stay, if yall wanna see why they banned me read the thread titled hey *****es. Its funny cuz i remeber when i first logged on how the dromettes told me to talk however i want, i was concerned cuz im always getting banned. No they said, dont sweat it... Thanks ladies.

[sandstone]

My pleasure.

Now it will lead to our collective DISpleasure. Welcome back. Keep your loud mouth ass in here with the rest of us.

I love you bro, the highlight of my life will one day to be on the drome... one day.....

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v293/kornb1ind/movies/robotitties.jpg

Robo tittites just for you my dumpling

[divadawg9234]

what the heck did you do this time you troublemaker?!

[divadawg9234]

I F%^&in need you now tonight, i fu$%ing need you more than ever! Guess that quote!

Im here to stay, if yall wanna see why they banned me read the thread titled hey *****es. Its funny cuz i remeber when i first logged on how the dromettes told me to talk however i want, i was concerned cuz im always getting banned. No they said, dont sweat it... Thanks ladies.
yeah, that was before we moved to the new forums and got mod *cough* with sicks up their @$$es *cough*

[sandstone]

what the heck did you do this time you troublemaker?!

I told you WOMAN read the thread in diggnation.. i wasnt even that bad.. you girls got me in trouble :). Im not gonna knock a mod EVER!

[fluxcapacitor]

Are you sure it was from that thread? That's one of the tamest posts you've ever made. Or did they delete some part of it?

[kowgod]

For what it's worth, I see no record of sandstone being banned. I sent him a PM asking him to clarify what he meant, or what made him think he was banned, and got no reply.

Maybe he was banned in some super top secret sort of way. But I see no record of it.

But, hey, if he thinks he got banned? Well, maybe he can share some of the good stuff with us :)

[divadawg9234]

I told you WOMAN read the thread in diggnation.. i wasnt even that bad.. you girls got me in trouble :). Im not gonna knock a mod EVER!
that's stupid... some these mods are douches! That's why we have Brian Gilmore :)

[sandstone]

For what it's worth, I see no record of sandstone being banned. I sent him a PM asking him to clarify what he meant, or what made him think he was banned, and got no reply.

Maybe he was banned in some super top secret sort of way. But I see no record of it.

But, hey, if he thinks he got banned? Well, maybe he can share some of the good stuff with us :)

HOw the hell do i get pm's ?? Alls i know is that after that comment i wasnt allowed to log on for the whole day, to me that was a ban, mabey im wrong but it told me i had insufficent privledge to access. Thans all toots :)

[sandstone]

Are you sure it was from that thread? That's one of the tamest posts you've ever made. Or did they delete some part of it?

Thats what i said... but hey its behind be... you know where john sleeps. Mabey there was a misscommunication.. whatever.. lets all make love not war... hey speaking of making love i havent seen caulderon in here.......

[divadawg9234]

hey speaking of making love i havent seen caulderon in here.......
he's around *rolls eyes*


jk

[sandstone]

he's around *rolls eyes*


jk

As gay as it sounds.. when i was just a fanboy of the drome and not the all seeing all knowing god ive become, i saw him on the episdoe a while back and that why i did the man so much, he was an icon to me just like j.lo, dan and the little blue running guy from AOL

[kowgod]

Alls i know is that after that comment i wasnt allowed to log on for the whole day, to me that was a ban, mabey im wrong but it told me i had insufficent privledge to access.

Later on I will check the actual message you get, but I do know that when you are banned, it tells you straight up that you are banned. It even tells you why you were banned. I think, but am not sure, but I think it even tells you how long you are banned for.

So, dunno what the deal was. But unless one of the other mods steps in here and makes me look stupid by saying they banned you ( :) ), I don't think you were banned...

Plus, we'd never ban anyone for just 1 single day, and we'd never ban you for saying *****es in the title. Or even for claiming to start a forum war.

So, none of it adds up.

[divadawg9234]

As gay as it sounds.. when i was just a fanboy of the drome and not the all seeing all knowing god ive become, i saw him on the episdoe a while back and that why i did the man so much, he was an icon to me just like j.lo, dan and the little blue running guy from AOL
please... anyone can be on an episode of Geekdrome (see episode 39) its not a special honour ;)

[sandstone]

Later on I will check the actual message you get, but I do know that when you are banned, it tells you straight up that you are banned. It even tells you why you were banned. I think, but am not sure, but I think it even tells you how long you are banned for.

So, dunno what the deal was. But unless one of the other mods steps in here and makes me look stupid by saying they banned you ( :) ), I don't think you were banned...

Plus, we'd never ban anyone for just 1 single day, and we'd never ban you for saying *****es in the title. Or even for claiming to start a forum war.

So, none of it adds up.

I sent you a PM after i figured out how to use the pm feature... If i wasnt banned then something fishy was happening.... Anyways no need to keep my nuts in a vice any longer.... Lets let the whole issue go and talk about belly button lint or how much i dug the new texas chainsaw!!!!!

[sandstone]

please... anyone can be on an episode of Geekdrome (see episode 39) its not a special honour ;)

Uh Oh.. i sense jelousy in there... Well Diva... if u remeber! my fan boy attitude was changed on that fateful epidose, you missed the deadline! J/K i idolize you even if you did insult me the entire time... seriously my wife is a maniac and she will harbour resentment for you forever for that

[kowgod]

I sent you a PM after i figured out how to use the pm feature... If i wasnt banned then something fishy was happening.... Anyways no need to keep my nuts in a vice any longer.... Lets let the whole issue go and talk about belly button lint or how much i dug the new texas chainsaw!!!!!

How about we talk about you becoming my *****, over in the diggnation forums. I won't hit you like JLo does. But you gotta wear the gimp outfit...

[divadawg9234]

Uh Oh.. i sense jelousy in there... Well Diva... if u remeber! my fan boy attitude was changed on that fateful epidose, you missed the deadline! J/K i idolize you even if you did insult me the entire time... seriously my wife is a maniac and she will harbour resentment for you forever for that
the thing is they cut the lead in to that where they were asking me what I look for in a man... so it was all part of the joke. OMG! Did I basically just claim to be a victim of editing?! Now I feel like a reality show "star" *shakes head at herself* Tell your wifey that I'm really a nice girl *bats eyelashes*

[briangilmore]

Zimmy pie, I almost banned you myself just for liking the new Texas Lamesaw movie.

Seriously, though, if you got banned it wasn't by the guy who you were in the thread with, Tokenuser. He's a stand up guy and I even dragged the poor guy into an irc to make sure all you got was a warning. I think the forums messed up for ya or somethin, cause I pretty much know you weren't banned, unless the Admin did it.

These mods are stand up guys, though, they really are, they're just not used to a forum like ours and I think it'll just take some time. We're like Japan and they're like China. Japan is already developed, but China is a growing superpower that will take over all our world...also, China doesn't completely support the idea of such a free press, but they're working on it, they really are. Japan on the otherhand is like us, and they do a lot of "self-censoring" as we are used to doing, just to keep the waters cool with the gov't (me?).

I just say give it some time and Asia WILL unite!!! ...what?....

[jonathanlondon]

I love that he was only banned in his own mind. That's amazing.

[satori]

I just say give it some time and Asia WILL unite!!! ...what?....

I'm not asian... also does this mean that I'm going to have to learn a new language? ....also do the mods eat dog? ...also, if this is true the mods are taking some of their own putting them in prisons and harvesting their organs... Also would you please ask the mods to stop performing military war games off our coast, it's really noisy.

[divadawg9234]

We're like Japan and they're like China.
so you're saying they've been known to cut out the organs of their prisoners and sell them on the black market while letting the now kidneyless 'criminal' die slowly?! I don't think I want to unite with them... *is creeped out*

[briangilmore]

although, all that you say of China might be true, Japan did invade them and the Chinese practiced something that I like to tell about in the context of a joke kind of, but it's absolutery terrible. they'd throw dead babies up in the air and practice catching them on their bayonets...i don't know what the context of it was, or why anyone would need to practice catching babies on bayonets... it was just a story that was told to me by a friend that loves "history". so at least they're not baby skewerers.

plus...WHERE did the funnelfish video take place? thank you.

[kowgod]

You are referring to the Rape of Nanking (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rape_of_nanking) and other atrocities committed by the Japanese during their invasion of Manchuria.


Women and children were not spared from the horrors of the massacres. Witnesses recall Japanese soldiers throwing babies into the air and catching them with their bayonets. Pregnant women were often the target of murder, as they would often be bayoneted in the belly, sometimes after rape. Many women were first brutally raped then killed.

~via Wikipedia (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rape_of_nanking)

[briangilmore]

jesus christ. that's exactly what i'm talking about. that's really terrible. really really terrible. i'm surprised hollywood hasn't exploited it for a shoe-in oscar flick yet.

[satori]

The chinese attempted a japanese invasion and it was repelled by the devine wind... sooo, to recap... in your alegory, Geekdrome invaded the mods space... hmmm... don't remember that happening quite that way, I'm pretty sure it was the other way around. lastly, I still want to know why the mods are harvesting their own guys and eating dog... what's with that. :p

[sandstone]

How about we talk about you becoming my *****, over in the diggnation forums. I won't hit you like JLo does. But you gotta wear the gimp outfit...

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! CLassic!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!

Hell no to your offer... me's no traitor

[sandstone]

Zimmy pie, I almost banned you myself just for liking the new Texas Lamesaw movie.

Seriously, though, if you got banned it wasn't by the guy who you were in the thread with, Tokenuser. He's a stand up guy and I even dragged the poor guy into an irc to make sure all you got was a warning. I think the forums messed up for ya or somethin, cause I pretty much know you weren't banned, unless the Admin did it.

These mods are stand up guys, though, they really are, they're just not used to a forum like ours and I think it'll just take some time. We're like Japan and they're like China. Japan is already developed, but China is a growing superpower that will take over all our world...also, China doesn't completely support the idea of such a free press, but they're working on it, they really are. Japan on the otherhand is like us, and they do a lot of "self-censoring" as we are used to doing, just to keep the waters cool with the gov't (me?).

I just say give it some time and Asia WILL unite!!! ...what?....


LAMESAW... I hope you get sawed in half tonight.. well mabey not.. well mabey.. TCM the beginning is a bad ass horror movie.. u bastards.. :::cry:::

[tokenuser]

I said it in the other forum :rolleyes: ... it wasn't me that banned you ... and I couldn't see any evidence that anyone HAD banned you. Perhaps the forum software is smart enough to do a pre-emptive ban, just in case you were about to do something wrong??

I did notice that of the 15 permabans on the forums, 8 are from me :) ... and except for one user, they were all for bots.

If anyone wants sandzimmy banned ... just say the word ;)

[r3v]

Perhaps the forum software is smart enough to do a pre-emptive ban, just in case you were about to do something wrong??

Hah! This BBS package is better than I thought.

If anyone wants sandzimmy banned ... just say the word

Noted. We'll just put that on a shelf for now, but in easy reach, ya know.

[sandstone]

I love that he was only banned in his own mind. That's amazing.

Im going to kill you

[sandstone]

Too many mods in here... im starting to sweat... reminds me of the time in louisiana when my friend stole a $30k truck didnt tell me it was stolen then flipped it off a bridge with me still in it!! Then the next day the detectives were knockin on the door..

YOu guys just cant wait to ban me... for fun.... you sick puppies... Is it a contest.. do you rev3 ba$^@rds have a pool to see who bans me 1st (second if you bein truly honest with yourselves)... anyone choosing the dates... YOU WONT TAKE ME ALIVE!!!!!!!!

Seriously though.. i was scared for that entire day... SO beat it!!!! Get outta my thread or ill sick my Pikachu on you... i catually have one how pathetic is that

[sandstone]

Wow mean spirited guys over at diggnation.. one just called me a douche...

[jonathanlondon]

Wow mean spirited guys over at diggnation.. one just called me a douche...

Dude. You ARE a douche. ;)

[terminalsikosis]

Dude. You ARE a douche. ;)
True Dat. :D

[briangilmore]

We love you Zim. And by "love" I mean "will BAN"

[sandstone]

We love you Zim. And by "love" I mean "will BAN"

And by will ban you mean molenst me in a dark room whilst holding on to my teddy rukspin

[muled]

Tell your wifey that I'm really a nice girl *bats eyelashes*

*cough*bullsiht*cough*

[sandstone]

*cough*bullsiht*cough*

hahahahhahahahaha owned

[sandstone]

And now they locked my diggnation thread... bums

[briangilmore]

ain't no thing but a chicken wing, baby. ;)

[divadawg9234]

And now they locked my diggnation thread... bums
*shakes head* Forum members should not be afraid of their Moderators. Moderators should be afraid of their forum members.

[tokenuser]

*shakes head* Forum members should not be afraid of their Moderators. Moderators should be afraid of their forum members.I want to ban you ... just temporarily ... for seemingly no reason at all, except for your reaction in the thread that would result :)

[divadawg9234]

I want to ban you ... just temporarily ... for seemingly no reason at all, except for your reaction in the thread that would result :)
yeah, whatever the version of tar and feathering is on the internet, that's what you'd be. plus, you don't really want to... you love me and you know it ;)

[tokenuser]

yeah, whatever the version of tar and feathering is on the internet, that's what you'd be. plus, you don't really want to... you love me and you know it ;)Bring it on :p

[sevver]

I think that sandstone is doomed, having looked back at his previous posts, he seems to be a bit of a cross between a donkey and a mule.

[muled]

I think that sandstone is doomed, having looked back at his previous posts, he seems to be a bit of a cross between a donkey and a mule.

You got a problem with Mules *****.

[sevver]

You got a problem with Mules *****.
No, but I almost just fell out of my chair laughing. ;)

[muled]

No, but I almost just fell out of my chair laughing. ;)

That's what I'm here for.

[originx]

I want to ban you ... just temporarily ... for seemingly no reason at all, except for your reaction in the thread that would result :)


Tell me that you are not responsible for that ban. Please. Because it is not cool.

[sandstone]

I think that sandstone is doomed, having looked back at his previous posts, he seems to be a bit of a cross between a donkey and a mule.

Dude like shut up!! Your gonna blow my cover.. you know, a wolf in mules clothing... hahahahahahahahahaha i crack myself up..

[bcool]

Dude like shut up!! Your gonna blow my cover.. you know, a wolf in mules clothing... hahahahahahahahahaha i crack myself up..

.....................ahhhhhhh...................hu rts my head.