Episode 3: I was a Botard

[martinsargent]

Featuring interviews with The Star Wars Kid, the "Hello My Future Girlfriend" kid, Dave Nadelberg from GetMortified.com, and self-defense expert Rickey Kang.

Building on our theme, what did you do in high school that makes you cringe?

-Internet's Martin Sargent

[Bani_Banan]

Awesome show! Really fun. Damn, I would love to see Gator in a thong.

- The Sean Connery joke was just pure evuhl.
The fist guy being interviewed was just plain boring.

[Kronos6948]

Damn Sarge (or should I call you Peabody?)...you turned that guy gay.

I had flashbacks of Happy Gilmore where he apologizes to Steve Buscemi, and Buscemi scratches Happy's name off of his murder list before piling the lipstick on.

Good job saving yourself from being murdered, Peabody!

[dynomyte]

Awesome show! Keep it up :D

[McStagger]

Superb show, and definitely the best yet!! I haven't laughed that hard in a good while. Kudos sir. I was a lil' leery about the show, thinking it would never be as good as infected, but good godamn, my faith's been restored! And not only that, but the Warrior himself is back! God bless you Martin Peabody Sargent, you glorious insane socially inept abnormally middle named motherfucker, our lives wouldn't be complete withoutcha!

Cheers!

[geekdw]

This episode cracked me up! Congrats on being 1 of my 6 podcast subscriptions :P

[Gummo]

If they could really track down the star wars kid... it would have been better.

Good though. I will keep watching.

[themadmonkeyman]

Love this show, and loved infected also. Want some suggestions for the new show? Perhaps some paraplegic strippers dressed as angels hanging from the ceiling of the shed. This will give the viewers a feel of how much of an internet superstar you are. Perhaps even a weekly segment that involves Vin Diesel tasting various types of yogurt, giving us a critical review of each one.

So what did i do in high school that makes me cringe?

A girl i had a crush when i was 14, her Gran died, so in math class i handed her a drawing of her Gran with tears down her eyes, to symbolize her gran "missing her". Fuck knows why i thought that gesture would get me any. She just thought it was weird, which it was.

Another thing i found was a piece of paper, written god knows when, with all the people i was going to "kill". It was inside a book called "The Mind Of Jesus" to make it seem more psychotic. Also, the odd thing was, some of the names where even crossed out, as if i'd killed them.

All of those people are still very much alive as far as i know, and the book it was placed in i've actually never read. I don't know whats more creepy, writing the down a murder list or crossing the names out pretending i'd murdered them.

[Funkjomamma]

Omg's Marty, we had almost the exact same experience. When I was a sophomore in high school (I'm a freshman in college now, so it's wasn't that long ago) I asked a boy I really liked to homecoming and I said only about ten words to him the entire time there. It was terrible. Neways, love the show, keep up the great work.

[Volatile86]

you are the man peabody!!!!!

[Mr. Underachiever]

The fist guy being interviewed was just plain boring.

Yeah, no wonder he never did any interviews before. He had no personality at all.

That and the fact that no one knows who he is.

Also, since Martin and Kevin are such BFFs now, maybe Martin should ask Kevin if he can go rock climbing with him. Or maybe go down to Gainesville and get Rickey Kang to whip him into shape.

Or maybe he could just ask Kevin if he could get high with him. I hear weed helps you drop the lbs.

[nextgenxbox]

Jay was fucking hilarious as usual.

[hackintosh88]

I just wanted to say great job on your new show Martin! Also, I am delighted that you are doing little segments to get me through the week until i get my next fix of your shows. Your work is good and highly entertaining.

[hive]

I just watched Lil Internet Superstar - Noodlin.

Gator is all that is man.