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jokerthief
11-02-2006, 04:37 AM
Say you are in an enclosed area and you have to battle X number of five year olds. These five year olds all get to have one week of training on group battle tactics and relevant martial arts training. How many five year olds do you think you could take?
satori
11-02-2006, 05:45 AM
the fish .
... oh wait... that's how many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb... hey... where's your buddy lazlo anyway?
nextgenxbox
11-02-2006, 06:01 AM
5 year olds are tough. I have a 5 year old nephew. I couldn't imagine having to battle a whole room.
ariastar
11-02-2006, 07:04 AM
I am the oldest of 30-something cousins, used to work i na day care, and I used to babysit for this foster family of 13 kids between 4 and 7, most of them with things like ADD. If you know how to handle little kids, as I do, you can handle an insane number. Really, if you treat them with respect, treat them as people, and know how to relate to a five-year-old, then you can handle many, many of them. If I could get those kids to happily clean, get them fed, their baths done, and either to bed or peacefully sitting watching a movie (that stunned the foster parents when they walked in the door), then I am sure I could handle many more than that.
avcabob
11-02-2006, 07:56 AM
Eight and one half.
masherscf
11-02-2006, 12:08 PM
I have trouble with one 2.5 year old.
If it was for sport, probably around 1000. Just snap their little necks one at a time.
Life or death situation? 10 or 12.
tokenuser
11-02-2006, 12:36 PM
... and know how to relate to a five-year-old, then you can handle many, many of them. ...
"You are all doo doo heads."
"You're a doo doo head."
"Nah uh ... you are."
"Am not"
"Am too"
How hard can it be??
masherscf
11-02-2006, 02:02 PM
If it was for sport, probably around 1000. Just snap their little necks one at a time.
Life or death situation? 10 or 12.
Killing the little kids is hardly necessary. Just distract them with something shiny. All the ninja combat skills a five-year old can learn will be easily defeated by the post-toddler nature.
ariastar
11-02-2006, 06:38 PM
"You are all doo doo heads."
"You're a doo doo head."
"Nah uh ... you are."
"Am not"
"Am too"
How hard can it be??
Actually, light-hearted name-calling can be fun. Just make sure kids know you're not serious. :)
sevver
11-03-2006, 02:42 AM
I would start a food fight.