Nudists and Commandos ONLY!!!

[techliveadmin]

Hey guys are any of you all nudists, or have any of you all gone Commando before?

I don;t relly believe in all that we are made FOR nature and thing....I do know we were made FROM nature though....However I would just feel uncomfy nude around anyone actually....

[masherscf]

Hey guys are any of you all nudists, or have any of you all gone Commando before?

I don;t relly believe in all that we are made FOR nature and thing....I do know we were made FROM nature though....However I would just feel uncomfy nude around anyone actually....

I'm naked right now... under my clothes...

[techliveadmin]

interesting point, but have u eva been naked WITHOUT clothes.........well besides in the shower?

[damnedeyez]

However I would just feel uncomfy nude around anyone actually....

But that's generally a learned/societal thing. Clothes definitely have protection purposes, but the covering nudity aspect is pure societal.

[Bani_Banan]

interesting point, but have u eva been naked WITHOUT clothes.........well besides in the shower?

I'm currently naked. I love the feeling of fake-leahter on my bottom.

Besides, nothing makes me feel more dirty than listening to "Smell yo dick" naked while reading FBI Child molestation cases...

I'm a poor student with no money whatsoever = No booze= bad weekend

[Kronos6948]

I don't see the correlation between commando and nudism.

I go commando all the time. But no one knows unless they drop my drawers.

[Heyseuss]

I dingle-dangle with freedom. 1 layer is enough for me there, I can't be restricted. Plus, it gives girls a hint, when you hug them.

[geiselle]

I enjoy being naked. At first I felt weird being naked around the house when I wasn't engaging in any sort of sexual activity, but I got over it. It's pretty nice sometimes, especially in the summer when it gets so hot and humid (I lived in South Carolina and will likely spend part of this summer there). I want to find a nude beach near where I live. I think a lot of it for me is hating having to stay bundled up in winter--a strong reaction against it. Yes to breasts, no to coats!

[techliveadmin]

Yes To Breats Lol Xd

[Berrex]

I do people a favor and I wear clothes. You're welcome.

As for going commando, it's just uncomfortable, so I don't do it. Plus, as you guys should know, zippers can be lethal. And if there's nothing there to stop things from getting tangled up, well, you get the idea. Ouch.

[masherscf]

interesting point, but have u eva been naked WITHOUT clothes.........well besides in the shower?

When I'm having sex... It's much easier to clean-up that way.

[phatlip12]

On a scale of 1-10 how drunk do you think techliveadmin is right now?

;)

[masherscf]

On a scale of 1-10 how drunk do you think techliveadmin is right now?

;)

Dude, hello, Islam, no booze... he's 100% straight

[Heyseuss]

On a scale of 1-10 how drunk do you think techliveadmin is right now?

;)

I sayyyyy, 15 years old.

[esophagus]

I thought this was called "Nudists and Communists" and it seemed much more appealing.

Also, I'm looking everywhere for the "candid camera" hidden camera right now. This can't be a serious thread. Going commando is not being a nudist, in any way.

I'm naked right now.

Guess what I'm typing with.




correct answer: my hands.

[AriaStar]

Um, I'm not a guy, but I usually only wear underwear if I'm wearing pants because I don't care to end up with raw skin, and girl-jeans aren't as baggy in that area as guy-jeans. Under skirts and dresses, unless they are very short, I usually skip undies.

[esophagus]

Um, I'm not a guy, but I usually only wear underwear if I'm wearing pants because I don't care to end up with raw skin, and girl-jeans aren't as baggy in that area as guy-jeans. Under skirts and dresses, unless they are very short, I usually skip undies.Isn't skirts and dresses like the one time underwear would truly be helpful?

I believe it is only you, Britney Spears, and Paris Hilton that disagree.

[tokenuser]

I go commando in track pants around the house, and often dont wear a shirt in summer, but full on nudity would get complaints from the neighbors.

I wont go commando in jeans or trousers though - I need to keep things together, and chaff easily.

[masherscf]

I go commando in track pants around the house, and often dont wear a short in summer, but full on nudity would get complaints from the neighbors.

I wont go commando in jeans or trousers though - I need to keep things together, and chaff easily.

I can't stand having my junk swinging free. I gotta have at least a pair of boxers to keep the fellows safely stowed.

[tokenuser]

I can't stand having my junk swinging free. I gotta have at least a pair of boxers to keep the fellows safely stowed.Boxers are almost commando anyway - depending if you are wearing boxer briefs or boxer shorts.

[AriaStar]

Isn't skirts and dresses like the one time underwear would truly be helpful?

I believe it is only you, Britney Spears, and Paris Hilton that disagree.

As I said, with short skirts and dresses, I said I wear undies. If a dress or skirt is long enough, then I will go without.

Girls can be more prone to yeast infections (it's part of life, get over the squickiness) due to moisture and anatomy that holds heat in with that moisture, so allowing air to circulate cuts bacteria and is a hell of a lot more comfortable in hot temps.

Plus I was raised to be lady-like and to know how to not show anything in skirts/dresses. When I get out of cars, I don't spread my legs for the world to see the way Spears and Hilton do. Both legs move together, put on the ground, and my top half moves forward to keep my lower end pointed back while I stand. I'd do the same if I was wearing undies. Nothing should show or be exposed with how a girl moves.

Actually, it's only a recent thing that girls wear regular underwear at all. Split-crotch drawer were common, or absolutely nothing at all.

[Heyseuss]

(it's part of life, get over the squickiness) Split-crotch drawer were common,

My favorite parts of your post. I'm not even sure what split-crotch means, is that crotchless ? Never seen the word 'squickiness' either.

But agreed, my gf doesn't believe in panties unless shes in a short skirt, especially is she's out srinking in a short skirt and the likelihood of her falling over is greater.

[Ryudo]

As I said, with short skirts and dresses, I said I wear undies. If a dress or skirt is long enough, then I will go without.



*note to self buy leaf blower*

[Ryudo]

interesting point, but have u eva been naked WITHOUT clothes.........well besides in the shower?

Sex.


Or if you're name is Christina Amphlett or if you were 12 when this vid came out watching it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zTneO6UgRuM :p

[rabidbadger]

used to do both. now rarely do either.

[kowgod]

I wear unitards.

[rabidbadger]

that's odd. I AM a unitard

[skyz]

Plus I was raised to be lady-like and to know how to not show anything in skirts/dresses. When I get out of cars, I don't spread my legs for the world to see the way Spears and Hilton do. Both legs move together, put on the ground, and my top half moves forward to keep my lower end pointed back while I stand. I'd do the same if I was wearing undies. Nothing should show or be exposed with how a girl moves.



charm school graduate :)

and in reverse when you get in a car you sit down sideways and swing your legs in both at once

you don't plunk into chairs nor do you leap up

as 'gigi' was advised 'insinuate yourself' and 'ascend' :D

[rabidbadger]

the rain in spain falls mainly on the plane

[tokenuser]

the rain in spain falls mainly on the planeOnly if the aircraft in question is flying below the current ceiling.

[rabidbadger]

I knew I spelled that wrong.

[rabidbadger]

and techlive, for a religous dude, you sure are interested in genetalia a lot.

[techliveadmin]

lol

Actually I was just curious to know, I was raised as a proper child so I just wanted to know what the rest of the world did. I remember watching mtv last year and seeing some show on nudists...an entire family walking around nude...I have never seen a woman naked, nor a man( Beside myself!!).

I always like to see what everyone's opinion is, but honestly I don't know what 'Split-crotch drawer' is so would someone please google it, or wiki it and tell me what it is without any obscenities please lol

XDXDXDXD!!!!

[rabidbadger]

dude. You cannot watch rev3 shows and be that naive. I think you are pulling our leg for a reaction.

[AriaStar]

My favorite parts of your post. I'm not even sure what split-crotch means, is that crotchless ? Never seen the word 'squickiness' either.

But agreed, my gf doesn't believe in panties unless shes in a short skirt, especially is she's out srinking in a short skirt and the likelihood of her falling over is greater.

Split-crotch drawers look like these:

http://www.generalslady.com/store/images/products/pantalets.jpg

They're pantalets that attach at the waist band only and the crotch is completely open. This had a three-fold purpose. It enabled women to go to the bathroom without having to pull the bands out from under their corsets. It enables air to circulate, as was known to be beneficial. And anything at all between the legs was considered to be masculine, so having the crotch split differentiated them enough to not be so close to a man's article of clothing.

[techliveadmin]

OOo okies now I understand.

As for Rabid Badger, I am no stranger to obscenities, but nudity is out of my nature, it stirs desires that should not be stirred at my age.

[AriaStar]

lol

Actually I was just curious to know, I was raised as a proper child so I just wanted to know what the rest of the world did. I remember watching mtv last year and seeing some show on nudists...an entire family walking around nude...I have never seen a woman naked, nor a man( Beside myself!!).

I always like to see what everyone's opinion is, but honestly I don't know what 'Split-crotch drawer' is so would someone please google it, or wiki it and tell me what it is without any obscenities please lol

XDXDXDXD!!!!

When I was growing up, though our parents didn't walk around nude, catching a glimpse if the door wasn't completely shut or my brother or I walked in without knocking or something wasn't a huge deal. We just walked right back out. Because we all have bodies and there's nothing unnatural about it, my parents didn't want us to grow up thinking we had to be ashamed, like we were dirty for having them, the way so many kids are raised. Bodies are private, but not shameful, and making a big deal out of it makes it seem like there's something wrong. The body isn't inherently sexual. It enables us to be alive, and specific actions makes it sexual. So I never understood how simply being topless meant ZOMG SEX SOMEONE THINK OF THE CHILDREN!!

I posted in a reply above this about split-crotch drawers.

[AriaStar]

charm school graduate :)

and in reverse when you get in a car you sit down sideways and swing your legs in both at once

you don't plunk into chairs nor do you leap up

as 'gigi' was advised 'insinuate yourself' and 'ascend' :D

We could be best friends in lady-like-ness if we lived closer!

[AriaStar]

Actually I was just curious to know, I was raised as a proper child so I just wanted to know what the rest of the world did.

Also, you need to be careful to not to not make the insinuation that how the rest of the world was raised is improper. I was raised with "proper" manners, such as breaking a piece of bread, buttering, then eating, instead of buttering a whole piece and biting into it. This doesn't make other ways wrong. So just be careful to not make statements that could come off as saying this, okay?

[rabidbadger]

When I was growing up, though our parents didn't walk around nude, catching a glimpse if the door wasn't completely shut or my brother or I walked in without knocking or something wasn't a huge deal. We just walked right back out. Because we all have bodies and there's nothing unnatural about it, my parents didn't want us to grow up thinking we had to be ashamed, like we were dirty for having them, the way so many kids are raised. Bodies are private, but not shameful, and making a big deal out of it makes it seem like there's something wrong. The body isn't inherently sexual. It enables us to be alive, and specific actions makes it sexual. So I never understood how simply being topless meant ZOMG SEX SOMEONE THINK OF THE CHILDREN!!

I posted in a reply above this about split-crotch drawers.

beautifully said. You rock.

[techliveadmin]

Honestly speaking I agree with you somewhat Aria, however the way the world has changed today is quite different in contrast to the past. What once was underwear is now clothing. We are more prone to sexual activity in today's world that ever before. Body parts are now normal too lay your eyes on. However religion, tradition and good old values have all gone, creating a pathway to what is now our (my) youth. The more we are obliged to see the more we (as guys) would want to feel and experience (sex ppl!). It is best that we all be celebant until marriage....abortion is definitely murder (its alive in your uterus, ALIVE!) and theere are way to many kids put up for adoption, not to mention single mothers either!

[techliveadmin]

O ok, I understand Aria, thanks for pointing it out lol. Kool.

[damnedeyez]

The more we are obliged to see the more we (as guys) would want to feel and experience (sex ppl!).

I'd argue the contrary...the less you are allowed to see, the more one wants to. The more one sees it, the more ordinary it becomes and the less...interesting. Someone who grows up surrounded by nudity is not likely to connect nudity with sex, whereas growing up with everyone covered to their necks all the time tends to make the connection of skin and sex.

[techliveadmin]

That maybe true, but when Muslim women wear their kind of clothing, I see nothing to be desired and so do many Muslim men. It is said by our Prohpet ( May the Peace and Blessings Of Allah [SWT)] be upon him) that when you look at a woman once do not look again. I mean come on our eyes always wonder so the first time may have been a mistake......

[tokenuser]

Also, you need to be careful to not to not make the insinuation that how the rest of the world was raised is improper. I was raised with "proper" manners, such as breaking a piece of bread, buttering, then eating, instead of buttering a whole piece and biting into it. This doesn't make other ways wrong. So just be careful to not make statements that could come off as saying this, okay?I butter the bread, and dunk it into my soup, while having elbows on the table.

I guess I am just one of the immoral heathen masses doomed to a life time in hell.

But thank <insert diety> that there are still people in the world that can claim moral superiority over others. I'll take freedom of independant thought and the ability to question what we are taught as "gospel" over having a perceived moral high ground any day*


*Paragraph not aimed at Aria.

[AriaStar]

beautifully said. You rock.

My parents, while far from perfect, are the ones who rock for raising me how they did. :)

[AriaStar]

Honestly speaking I agree with you somewhat Aria, however the way the world has changed today is quite different in contrast to the past. What once was underwear is now clothing. We are more prone to sexual activity in today's world that ever before. Body parts are now normal too lay your eyes on. However religion, tradition and good old values have all gone, creating a pathway to what is now our (my) youth. The more we are obliged to see the more we (as guys) would want to feel and experience (sex ppl!). It is best that we all be celebant until marriage....abortion is definitely murder (its alive in your uterus, ALIVE!) and theere are way to many kids put up for adoption, not to mention single mothers either!

You made the point about being a religious troll. This is a thread about wearing or not wearing underwear. Clothing is on the outside. Underwear isn't mandatory, in any form. If I wear a skirt to my ankles, a common length for me, that doesn't mean you're getting a peek.

Now if you are going to define clothing as anything that CAN be worn, does this mean it MUST be worn to be proper? Who decides what is proper?

Being celibate or not until marriage is not your business. Once upon a time people were married young enough that, when urges started hitting, they had a spouse and made babies. But now that marriage is put off until much later, is it really expected that we are supposed to deny what we were biologically designed to do? I guess your god's not too bright in that area.

I do agree that abortion is murder. Ironically I was just reading this (http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/uk/article597136.ece) article today about babies born alive after abortions. My thoughts are here (http://aria-star.livejournal.com/470818.html) a bit more.

But this is not a religious thread, and we don't need religious rhetoric everywhere. If you're trying to convert us or convince us we're bad if we don't wear underwear, well, no one's going to bite and we're all going to get annoyed. So your culture sees sex as bad and human bodies as shameful. My culture sees it as natural and NECESSARY for life to continue.

[AriaStar]

I butter the bread, and dunk it into my soup, while having elbows on the table.

I guess I am just one of the immoral heathen masses doomed to a life time in hell.

But thank <insert diety> that there are still people in the world that can claim moral superiority over others. I'll take freedom of independant thought and the ability to question what we are taught as "gospel" over having a perceived moral high ground any day*


*Paragraph not aimed at Aria.

YOU HEATHEN!

Actually, even Miss Manners, the maven of modern etiquette, has relaxed on elbows on tables. That rule was originally in place when people were more squished at tables, like on ships, and elbows on tables took up too much room. I learned a lot of my etiquette from an old Emily Post book on manners I still read and refer to. Doesn't make anyone else's manners wrong just because I abide by many from 60 years ago. :)

[techliveadmin]

Ok so continuing on a side path OFF topic. I don't think men should wear briefs for any circumstance beside sports. The testicles hang away from the body to keep them cool as normal body temp would basically disturb or prevent it from doing what it does. Of course in order to obtain optimum temp it does contract closer to the body for heat during colder temperatures. However wearing briefs to me is like heating ur testicles and I suppose damaging it in the process.

For girls, honestly bras and underwear (especially all the new ones that cling to ur bodies) should be given a rest. Wearing bras to sleep I think increase the risk of cancer or some kind of health problems. Yes and of course wearing clingy underwear or unbreatheable undies does cause yeast infections.

So although this may sound weird, I do congratulate Aria in taking good care of her womanly parts. That's what would basically keep ur parts better of than many other girls.

[rabidbadger]

dude. for someone who should not be thinking anything at all about sex, you sure are thinking about it a lot! ;)

[Heyseuss]

Of course in order to obtain optimum temp it does contract closer to the body for heat during colder temperatures.

That's mainly to lower the bodys surface area. But yeh, balls be 2 degrees cooler than the body.

Inside the butt is 4 degrees warmer than the vagina, and they try and tell us that anal sex is about domination ?

[Heyseuss]

dude. for someone who should not be thinking anything at all about sex, you sure are thinking about it a lot! ;)

dejavu. . .. haven't you said that to me alot lately.... and by lately, I mean, since you met me.

[skyz]

We could be best friends in lady-like-ness if we lived closer!

or if we had use of a private plane :cool: and cash flooowing :D

between an uber red head and an uber blonde i think we should be able ace anything we want :)

when i / we am / are rich we will go to paris and channel chanel

you would have adored my grandmother ;)

[rabidbadger]

dejavu. . .. haven't you said that to me alot lately.... and by lately, I mean, since you met me.
dude, you bring it up as much as I do. :D

[esophagus]

For girls, honestly bras and underwear (especially all the new ones that cling to ur bodies) should be given a rest. Wearing bras to sleep I think increase the risk of cancer or some kind of health problems. Yes and of course wearing clingy underwear or unbreatheable undies does cause yeast infections.Wearing bras can give you cancer? Not saying your wrong, this is just news to me. Can anyone, actually and factually, back this up?

[Heyseuss]

Wearing bras can give you cancer? Not saying your wrong, this is just news to me. Can anyone, actually and factually, back this up?

My sister wore a bra and she has cancer.

[tokenuser]

My sister wore a bra and she has cancer.
I carry a cellphone, and have done so since the early 90's, and I *don't* have cancer. Is that causal proof AGAINST a connection between cellphones and cancer.

The Bra/Breast Cancer connection is tenuous at best. All research and the multitude of articles all come back to a single book (not even a paper). The author of that book is Sydney Ross Singer - a medical anthropologist, not a clinical researcher, not an epidemiologist. His works have been shown in peer reviewed articles to ignore much greater and recognised causes of cancer (and other ailments), and to focus on sensational causes (and treatments).

Did you know that Jewish women were more prone to breast cancer?
African American males were more prone to testicular cancer?

Genetics play a far greater role.

[Heyseuss]

I carry a cellphone, and have done so since the early 90's, and I *don't* have cancer. Is that causal proof AGAINST a connection between cellphones and cancer.


You know I was joking right? I mean, she does wear a bra and does have cancer but I wasn't making a link.

[tokenuser]

You know I was joking right? I mean, she does wear a bra and does have cancer but I wasn't making a link.Difficult to tell ... but I will say that after more than 15 years with a cellphone strapped to my belt, I still don't have cancer. Not sure if I can have kids or not, but at least there's no cancer right?

[esophagus]

Difficult to tell ... but I will say that after more than 15 years with a cellphone strapped to my belt, I still don't have cancer. Not sure if I can have kids or not, but at least there's no cancer right?I once put my private parts in the microwave.

I'm still good.

Cancer doesn't exist.

[Heyseuss]

I once put my private parts in the microwave.

I'm still good.

Cancer doesn't exist.

Chacnes are you gave the microwave cancer.

[esophagus]

Chacnes are you gave the microwave cancer.You have Cancer confused with Herpes.

[Heyseuss]

Difficult to tell ... but I will say that after more than 15 years with a cellphone strapped to my belt, I still don't have cancer. Not sure if I can have kids or not, but at least there's no cancer right?

The, 1-2 americans has cancer ratio fits my 6 person immediate family perfectly, I believe genetics have something to do with it. Actually, it's a combo of either genetics and hate that causes cancer.

My sister has a metal valve embeded in her chest above one breast where they would re-open her up every2 weeks for chemo treatment. Watching the thought process' of airport security waving the wand over her boob is kinda funny.

[Heyseuss]

You have Cancer confused with Herpes.

Actually I heard your microwave got it from using a public toilet.... then you gave it cancer as well.

[AriaStar]

Ok so continuing on a side path OFF topic. I don't think men should wear briefs for any circumstance beside sports. The testicles hang away from the body to keep them cool as normal body temp would basically disturb or prevent it from doing what it does. Of course in order to obtain optimum temp it does contract closer to the body for heat during colder temperatures. However wearing briefs to me is like heating ur testicles and I suppose damaging it in the process.

You are actually completely right on this, about body heat effecting sperm.


For girls, honestly bras and underwear (especially all the new ones that cling to ur bodies) should be given a rest. Wearing bras to sleep I think increase the risk of cancer or some kind of health problems. Yes and of course wearing clingy underwear or unbreatheable undies does cause yeast infections.

Wearing bras doesn't cause breast cancer, and the only harm that can come is from wearing one so tight it cuts deeply into the skin and cuts circulation. A properly-fitted bra provides comfort and support.


So although this may sound weird, I do congratulate Aria in taking good care of her womanly parts. That's what would basically keep ur parts better of than many other girls.

Um, thanks?

[AriaStar]

or if we had use of a private plane :cool: and cash flooowing :D

between an uber red head and an uber blonde i think we should be able ace anything we want :)

when i / we am / are rich we will go to paris and channel chanel

you would have adored my grandmother ;)

Hell yes we would! From what I hear about your grandmother, I know I would have adored her.

[AriaStar]

My sister wore a bra and she has cancer.

Not related. Just coincidental. Coincidentally women have been getting breast cancer since long BEFORE bras were invented.

[AriaStar]

I once put my private parts in the microwave.

WTF? Why?

[esophagus]

WTF? Why?Psst. I was joking.

[Heyseuss]

Not related. Just coincidental. Coincidentally women have been getting breast cancer since long BEFORE bras were invented.

Ummmm, yeh, I thought that even a stranger, unknown, noob person making that joke would have been understood. Can't believe ppl are trying to help me understand that it was a coincidence. And all this time I thought my dad's cancer was because he knew my bra-wearing, cancer having mom. :rolleyes:

[esophagus]

Ummmm, yeh, I thought that even a stranger, unknown, noob person making that joke would have been understood. Can't believe ppl are trying to help me understand that it was a coincidence. And all this time I thought my dad's cancer was because he knew my bra-wearing, cancer having mom. :rolleyes:His entire post was serious. Don't see why the one sentence would be serious.

This is the strangest thread I've ever seen.

[Heyseuss]

WTF? Why?

Aria, are you high? You just asked a guy why he put his privates in a microwave, with an exuberant wish to -actually- know. Didn't you think he might be joking, y'know, seeing as it's impossible.


hmmm, just got a song idea for 'detachable, microwavable penis'. . . . that would make those chilly nights easier, especially when weather is affecting the size. It would be an update on the previous warming method.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mkuPhs-Gjdw

[tokenuser]

hmmm, just got a song idea for 'detachable, microwavable penis'. . . . that would make those chilly nights easier, especially when weather is affecting the size. It would be an update on the previous warming method.Is that going to be a sequel to this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=byDiILrNbM4)?

[Heyseuss]

Is that going to be a sequel to this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=byDiILrNbM4)?

It was what I was referencing, but now you've exposed me.

[techliveadmin]

I pose this question to Aria, so you go commando with long skirts and dresses, do you feel risque` while doing that or is it just because you feel comfortable for you? It just kind of stirs some interest within me....

[AriaStar]

I pose this question to Aria, so you go commando with long skirts and dresses, do you feel risque` while doing that or is it just because you feel comfortable for you? It just kind of stirs some interest within me....

Far more comfortable.

[kowgod]

I think I speak for everyone here when I say, Free the Springfield Two, Marge!

That is all.

[techliveadmin]

Ok Aria, now I hope I aint bothering you, but why is it so comfortable, I am now beginning to think of trying it, but am afraid to. Its just natural for me to wear underwear so to go bare is quite rare for me....I want to try it tho, any ideas? tips?

[Heyseuss]

Ok Aria, now I hope I aint bothering you, but why is it so comfortable, I am now beginning to think of trying it, but am afraid to. Its just natural for me to wear underwear so to go bare is quite rare for me....I want to try it tho, any ideas? tips?

Think about elastic having a grip on your lower torso constantly. It's uncomfortable.

[techliveadmin]

:S ok now confused. I am still willing but ideas, tips anyone? I hope it aint that uncomfortable, actually I hope it is comfortable!!! lol

[rabidbadger]

dude. just do it for a few minutes. Jeeze! go commando with some baggy shorts. Just be in a warm comfortable, private place the first few times. It's no big deal. No different than having your elbow free with a tee shirt on. Just another part of your body.

[Heyseuss]

:S ok now confused. I am still willing but ideas, tips anyone? I hope it aint that uncomfortable, actually I hope it is comfortable!!! lol

Here's some advice.

1. Start naked

2. Put pants on

3. Done

[kowgod]

Man, I can't do commando. Especially in jeans. Or anything with a zipper, really. Yech.

I do, however, enjoy just wearing boxers without pants. So I guess that's kind of commando. When I get home from work, the first thing I do when I walk in the door is take off my pants.

I hate pants!

[Heyseuss]

Man, I can't do commando. Especially in jeans. Or anything with a zipper, really. Yech.

I do, however, enjoy just wearing boxers without pants. So I guess that's kind of commando. When I get home from work, the first thing I do when I walk in the door is take off my pants.


Ditto taking off pants as soon as I get home. I freeball in jeans with no problem, but that's because the zipper is too high to be a threat.... must be my jeans brand.


I hate pants!

You're wearing Hater-p. .,.. um,.. Hater-pantaloons

[esophagus]

I bought a pair of pajama pants a couple of years back, and cut them off and hemmed them into shorts. Whenever I get home, it's straight into those, with no underwear. Out of the house, I wear them though. Low waisted jeans don't go well with bare ass.

[kowgod]

I bought a pair of pajama pants a couple of years back, and cut them off and hemmed them into shorts. Whenever I get home, it's straight into those, with no underwear. Out of the house, I wear them though. Low waisted jeans don't go well with bare ass.

Low waist jeans don't go well with ANY dude ass.

[esophagus]

Low waist jeans don't go well with ANY dude ass.Haha, I don't mean like the ones girls where.

Like these, for example:
http://levi.imageg.net/graphics/product_images/pLEVI1-4427713_back_venh.jpg

[AriaStar]

Ok Aria, now I hope I aint bothering you, but why is it so comfortable, I am now beginning to think of trying it, but am afraid to. Its just natural for me to wear underwear so to go bare is quite rare for me....I want to try it tho, any ideas? tips?

A girl giving a guy tips on how to go commando, aside from just doing it?

Let's see. Girl underwear comes in a few varieties, most commonly briefs and thongs. Thongs have a strap that goes between the ass cheeks, which hardly qualifies them as underwear, and definitely uncomfortable as hell on a hot day. Usually I wear skirts when it's warm or hot, so not wearing undies allows for a nice breeze. But add in elastic bands around the waist and going around the top of the leg line, and you've got recipe for discomfort.

[techliveadmin]

I always wear pants and underwear underneath. However trying something new should not be bad. I suppose I could just put on my boxers when I am alone in my room....I'll give it a try..

[tokenuser]

However trying something new should not be bad.Premarital sex? Alcohol? Porn? All good (well it was once the rash went away). Not bad (except for that 2 girl 1 cup thing ... thats bad). Pehaps you should try something new?

[masherscf]

Premarital sex? Alcohol? Porn? All good (well it was once the rash went away). Not bad (except for that 2 girl 1 cup thing ... thats bad). Pehaps you should try something new?

Like a BLT?

[rabidbadger]

not sure how wise it is for a mod to tell a 15 year old to try porn, sex and booze. Not judging, just saying...

[masherscf]

not sure how wise it is for a mod to tell a 15 year old to try porn, sex and booze. Not judging, just saying...

That's an important point.

[tokenuser]

Just suggesting he should try something new.

It extremely difficult to JUDGE something as being good, or bad, until you have tried it. Until it has been tried, about all you can say about it is that it is not for you, or not something you have experienced.

He really should try a BLT, perhaps with turkey bacon - since halal food, like kosher, does not allow pig products.

[techliveadmin]

Lol you are correct on the halal food token.....hey theres a craze in my school now where everyone (all boys school) just punch each other in the 'balls' randomly, kind of hard to avoid being hit, how do you guys deal with a punch to down there?

[Heyseuss]

Lol you are correct on the halal food token.....hey theres a craze in my school now where everyone (all boys school) just punch each other in the 'balls' randomly, kind of hard to avoid being hit, how do you guys deal with a punch to down there?

Take it and embrace the pain, it will make you stronger.

[rabidbadger]

Just suggesting he should try something new.

It extremely difficult to JUDGE something as being good, or bad, until you have tried it. Until it has been tried, about all you can say about it is that it is not for you, or not something you have experienced.

He really should try a BLT, perhaps with turkey bacon - since halal food, like kosher, does not allow pig products.

that's cool. just maybe add he should wait to try that stuff til he's 18. Meanwhile, he should just try going commando for a couple years first. ;)

AAAANNNNDDDD now we back on topic. haha. :D

[esophagus]

Lol you are correct on the halal food token.....hey theres a craze in my school now where everyone (all boys school) just punch each other in the 'balls' randomly, kind of hard to avoid being hit, how do you guys deal with a punch to down there?That is the stupidest "craze" I've ever heard of. Does your school love cancer, pain, and a lack of babies?

[tokenuser]

Lol you are correct on the halal food token.....hey theres a craze in my school now where everyone (all boys school) just punch each other in the 'balls' randomly, kind of hard to avoid being hit, how do you guys deal with a punch to down there?You need to watch the "torture" scene in Casino Royal, with James Bond naked on a chair with the seat cut out and the bad buy (Le Chifre) slamming Bonds balls with a knotted rope.

How to react? Laugh out loud and tell them to try a little to the right.

[rabidbadger]

Goes against the whole "commando" thing, but priorities are priorities.
haha

http://www.blackhawkmartialarts.com/images/BH1419.jpg

[rabidbadger]

You need to watch the "torture" scene in Casino Royal, with James Bond naked on a chair with the seat cut out and the bad buy (Le Chifre) slamming Bonds balls with a knotted rope.

How to react? Laugh out loud and tell them to try a little to the right.

Or just watch any episode of "jackass"

(and I am sooooo gonna rent that james bond movie now!)

[tokenuser]

Goes against the whole "commando" thing, but priorities are priorities.
hahaNot quite full body armour, but enough to give anyone trying to kick you where it hurts something to think about.

BTW - Naked Bond is very PG13+ ... but it will still make you wince when you see the scene.

[Heyseuss]

These are what I wear.

http://www.shibuecouture.com/cgi/store/commerce.cgi?product=Panty

[techliveadmin]

Ummm seriously I was going to check out that link.....but I am seriously afraid of what I would find on the end of it lol!!!!!!

[Heyseuss]

Ummm seriously I was going to check out that link.....but I am seriously afraid of what I would find on the end of it lol!!!!!!

Do it. It's pics of me in my underwear. ;)

[techliveadmin]

Kool, now I have permanent nightmares lol

[tokenuser]

These are what I wear.

http://www.shibuecouture.com/cgi/store/commerce.cgi?product=PantyI tried them once. The only real decision is which way do you want to swing - left or right ... because straight up the middle isn't an option.

[techliveadmin]

:S........well that says enough for me......anything that goes straight up the middle is never a good thing lol

[Heyseuss]

I tried them once. The only real decision is which way do you want to swing - left or right ... because straight up the middle isn't an option.

Sounds like you were wearing them backwards.

[techliveadmin]

Hey are ANY of you all nudists?

[masherscf]

Hey are ANY of you all nudists?

Shit no! What are you? Some sort of perv?

Or, are you a narc! That's it. That whole Allah thing was very clever. You work for the FBI. Admit it.

[techliveadmin]

Actually I am a secret agent for the FBI, thanks to the bill in congress I can spy on you all for just a few months again. The Government is going to throw an all weekend national nudists festival hosted in the white house.

All Nudists are invited!

[phatlip12]

Hey are ANY of you all nudists?

Seriously, whats up with you and nudists?

[esophagus]

Seriously, whats up with you and nudists?He's a fifteen year old boy. :rolleyes:

[Heyseuss]

Seriously, whats up with you and nudists?

Seen the thread title lately ?

[ericjosepi]

He's a fifteen year old boy. :rolleyes:

Kids + Internet = BAAAAAAD (http://www.doubleviking.com/videos/tag/wtf/page0.html/8110.html) NSFW

EDIT: I am a little taken aback that a Muslim would be curious about Nudism.

[techliveadmin]

Not curious about it :S Just wanted to know if any of you were....

[geiselle]

I once put my private parts in the microwave.

I'm still good.

Cancer doesn't exist.

That would be especially horrifying given that most microwaves won't start unless the door is closed! There are worse things than exposure to radiation that can be done to genitals.

[geiselle]

Ok Aria, now I hope I aint bothering you, but why is it so comfortable, I am now beginning to think of trying it, but am afraid to. Its just natural for me to wear underwear so to go bare is quite rare for me....I want to try it tho, any ideas? tips?

What the hell, man? Do it if you want to do it; don't wait for a bunch of internet people to seduce you into it.

[MD2389]

Kids + Internet = BAAAAAAD (http://www.doubleviking.com/videos/tag/wtf/page0.html/8110.html) NSFW

I think you found someone more pent up than the angry german kid. :D

[masherscf]

I miss the old school quality of the viral videos (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KmtzQCSh6xk) from back in the day...

[ericjosepi]

I'm pretty sure these commandos are naked... or going commando

http://www.hrwiki.org/images/a/a7/ccommandos.png

(link'd to avoid the dreaded horizontal scroll)

[MD2389]

Back on topic, the only time I'm totally naked is either in the shower, or in bed. Too many surprise visits to do it during the day. :) I don't go commando for the simple reason of chaffing due to the fact that I wear blue-jeans all the time. Now if I'm wearing sweats or PJ pants....thats a totally different story. :)

[esophagus]

That would be especially horrifying given that most microwaves won't start unless the door is closed! There are worse things than exposure to radiation that can be done to genitals.Like getting the door closed?

[techliveadmin]

Hey wait.......has anyone here actually ever damage there goods?

[masherscf]

Hey wait.......has anyone here actually ever damage there goods?

I dropped my groceries once. Oh, you mean my wedding tackle... Thankfully no, but I do have a prostate exam next month. I'll keep you posted.

[ericjosepi]

Hey wait.......has anyone here actually ever damage there goods?

I'm not re-telling that story again.

[techliveadmin]

Ummm you do know that prostate exams require stuff going into no mans land right?

[rabidbadger]

dude, he's gonna be 40, I think he guessed that already.

[masherscf]

Ummm you do know that prostate exams require stuff going into no mans land right?

It's okay, my Doctor is a woman...

[rabidbadger]

I'm not re-telling that story again.

dag nabbit. You beat me to it. I really don't think techlive honestly wants to know that stroy. And if he does he can just search these forums for "nair". :)

[rabidbadger]

It's okay, my Doctor is a woman...

oh no! Mine is not. Does that make me um, (gulp) er, GAY! ???

[masherscf]

oh no! Mine is not. Does that make me um, (gulp) er, GAY! ???

Only if you bring him flowers first...

[rabidbadger]

actually, kinda weird. When I turned 40 my doc did the prostate check. (relax, incredibly quick, and painless) but last year my new doc didn't. But he checked me for testicular cancer, but the first doc didn't. Weird.

[masherscf]

actually, kinda weird. When I turned 40 my doc did the prostate check. (relax, incredibly quick, and painless) but last year my new doc didn't. But he checked me for testicular cancer, but the first doc didn't. Weird.

I guess some guys like ass and some guys like balls...

[rabidbadger]

Only if you bring him flowers first...

what. no flowers for the doctor? that's... barbaric. He will never bleed me without flowers. And if I forget the chocolates he won't even mention the leeches.

[Heyseuss]

I'm not re-telling that story again.

It was nairther hair nor there. Especially not, there.

[Heyseuss]

You beat me to it.

Geez Joel, you and your demanding requests.

[rabidbadger]

hahahaha

[rabidbadger]

http://www.butternutsquash.net/comics/2003-10-01.jpg

[techliveadmin]

Ok seriously now I am far from lost....

[Ryudo]

http://www.butternutsquash.net/comics/2003-10-01.jpg


Well he could still be a metro sexual.

Then again I am neither gay or metro sexual and like things to match or go together well. :p

[ericjosepi]

Ok seriously now I am far from lost....

This'll catch you up (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rC6jcj3V53E)

[masherscf]

Well he could still be a metro sexual.

Then again I am neither gay or metro sexual and like things to match or go together well. :p

There's no such think as metro-sexual. There's just guys that aren't hung up on stereotypes.

[rabidbadger]

This'll catch you up (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rC6jcj3V53E)

damn, eric. you crack me up. so glad you are back. :D

[rabidbadger]

Ok seriously now I am far from lost....

I could not have said it better my self, not without getting banned, anyway. :p

[rabidbadger]

Oh, wait. Or was that just a clever pun? Now I'm lost!

[Ryudo]

There's no such think as metro-sexual. There's just guys that aren't hung up on stereotypes.

you tried to say "thing". ;)

[masherscf]

you tried to say "thing". ;)

Dude, I can't type. My fingers are too big...

[rabidbadger]

http://www.tvland.com/shows/addamsfamily/images/thing.jpg

[Ryudo]

http://www.tvland.com/shows/addamsfamily/images/thing.jpg

What would we do without you Rabid.
:cool:

[masherscf]

What would we do without you Rabid.
:cool:

We'd have to use our own hands...

[rabidbadger]

What would we do without you Rabid.
:cool:

Real question is... what would you do with me? :eek:

[rabidbadger]

We'd have to use our own hands...

bwahahahaha :D

[rabidbadger]

me. last night. around eleven. (http://www.butternutsquash.net/2005/03/16/boogie-time/)

[ericjosepi]

Ladies and Gentlemen:

Blackfox II: Electric Boogaloo

[esophagus]

Ok seriously now I am far from lost....I'll get you up to speed.

- Someone Naired their balls.
- Someone's turning 40 and needs a prostate check, and doesn't think it's as big of a deal as you do.
- Someone might be gay. We're still looking into
- Some people like ass, some like balls.

I'll let you piece the rest together.

[Heyseuss]

I'll get you up to speed.

- Someone Naired their balls.
- Someone's turning 40 and needs a prostate check, and doesn't think it's as big of a deal as you do.
- Someone might be gay. We're still looking into
- Some people like ass, some like balls.

I'll let you piece the rest together.

I love ass. More cushion for the pushin' ! *smack* is what I do to them, then I give them little lvoing kisses.

Serenity and Olivia, ya hear me ??

I don't know anything about any of the other girls asses here, but I love women in general. Also like necks and shoulders and clavicles !

and hips, and backs, and lips.

[MD2389]

Hey wait.......has anyone here actually ever damage there goods?

Not permanently. ;)

This happened back when I was MUCH younger (talking around 8 - 9 years old here). I was over at a friend's house just goofing off. You know, kids stuff. Well, my buddy got the great idea to take an old garden hose, and use it as a rope to swing from a tree. We were swinging over a pretty good sized ditch for a few minutes before he got an idea. He tied a loop on the end of the hose so we could just stand up and swing, instead of holding on for dear life with just our hands. Anyone that knows how garden hoses are made will already know this, but for those of you that don't I'll explain. See, these hoses are primarily made out of rubber. Rubber has a tendency to stretch when a force is applied to it. We were essentially using a giant rubber band to swing over a ditch. Why is that important, and how would that damage my goods? Well, little to my knowledge, there was at one point in time a row of shrubs along the edge of the ditch. When it was my turn to swing across, I decided to hold on with only my left hand and leaned back as far as I could. This left my legs up in the air, and my back a mere two or three inches off the ground. Just when I got to the edge of the ditch....I found one of those stumps where a shrub used to be. I came to an instant, and excruciatingly painful stop. (for the girls reading this, that was the painful equivalent of someone taking a claw hammer to your clitoris)

[techliveadmin]

I can feel ur pain....

[esophagus]

I once put my penis in a microwave.

[Ryudo]

I feel sorry for the microwave.

[esophagus]

I feel sorry for the microwave.
You should, it was impossible to clean.

[MD2389]

I can feel ur pain....

Yeah, luckily I wasn't going all that fast, and was leaning as far back as I did. If I hadn't been leaning back, I probably wouldn't have to worry about getting a girl pregnant as all I'd have is a sack full of nut butter! ;)

You should, it was impossible to clean.

Well, maybe if you showered once in a while, you wouldn't have that problem. ;)

[Heyseuss]

a sack full of nut butter! ;)


Yeah, alrighty then. Can't see that phrase enough in life I guess.


Speaking of damaging your goods, I used to have a roommate when I was a teen, who used to inject speed into his dick.

[ericjosepi]

Speaking of damaging your goods, I used to have a roommate when I was a teen, who used to inject speed into his dick.

Pre-Mature Petey?

[techliveadmin]

Speed into his stuff, are there any side effects to that? BTW wont needles on ur stuff hurt? Was he crazy?

[rabidbadger]

Sare there any side effects to that?


Yeah, pin pricks.











hahahahahahhaha
(I crack me up) :D

[tokenuser]

Speed into his stuff, are there any side effects to that? BTW wont needles on ur stuff hurt? He only felt a little prick.

[rabidbadger]

you win. much better pun!

[ericjosepi]

Speed into his stuff, are there any side effects to that? BTW wont needles on ur stuff hurt? Was he crazy?

NO YOU!!!! (http://www.thefriendsociety.com/anim.php?id=adventure&w=550&h=400)

(Don't watch with loud volume... or at work... or ever)

[rabidbadger]

well, that was just... annoying.

[ericjosepi]

Haha... I don't know what it is, but I love that cartoon. There's days where I can't get out of the house without watching it.

[Ryudo]

Well that was just terrible.

[ericjosepi]

Should I change the disclaimer to just do not watch?

[tokenuser]

An old man, Mr. Wallace, was living in a nursing home.
One day he appeared to be very sad and depressed.
Nurse Tracy asked him if there was anything wrong,
"Yes, Nurse Tracy," said Mr. Wallace.
"My Private Part died today, and I am very sad."

Knowing her patients were a little forgetful and
sometimes a little crazy, she replied, "Oh, I'm so sorry,
Mr. Wallace. Please accept my condolences."

The following day, Mr. Wallace was walking
down the hall with his Private Part hanging out of his
pajamas. He met Nurse Tracy. "Mr. Wallace," she
said, "You shouldn't be walking down the hall like that.
Please put your Private Part back inside your pajamas."

"But, Nurse Tracy I can't," replied Mr. Wallace.
"I told you yesterday that my Private Part died.

"Yes," said Nurse Tracy, "you did tell me that, but why
is it hanging out of your pajamas?"

(You've gotta love this ..)

"Well," he replied, "Today is the viewing."