View Full Version : Marry, Boff, Kill Game
tamtamg
02-28-2008, 02:16 AM
Ok, here are the rules. You are given a choice of 3 people in which you have to choose to marry one, boff(screw, bang, fornicate, do, etc) one, and kill the other. There is no wiggle room. Once you give you answer and reasoning behind it, come up with 3 more people for the next person to answer.
I'll start with the obvious one:
Jeff, Alex, and Dan. Everyone should feel free to answer this one even if your not the next person,
esophagus
02-28-2008, 02:26 AM
Marry Jeff. Boff Dan and Alex. Kill any witnesses.
Too creepy?
tink2112
02-28-2008, 02:28 AM
all male three way... nah thats not creepy at all.
until you start photophopping it to pretend it happened.
tsmith15
02-28-2008, 02:38 AM
Marry Dan (then Boff him as marital consumation), Boff Alex (luxurious golden locks), Kill Jeff.
I wouldn't actually want to do the latter 2 though.
diane
02-28-2008, 11:04 AM
all male three way... nah thats not creepy at all.
until you start photophopping it to pretend it happened.
I like your thinking. I couldn't kill any of the guys. Boff and marry them, in a heartbeat, but not kill.
Maybe Alex but that would like through alcohol poisoning or something. I make very strong drinks. And I have a feeling if I wanted to play inventor with liquors he wouldn't have a problem being my taste-tester.
tamtamg
02-28-2008, 06:24 PM
I think you guys are missing the point. There is no wiggle room. You must kill one, boff one, and marry one then give your reasons why. No in betweens. Also remember to come up with a new set of people for the next person to answer. Also having a theme or a weird group of people makes the game especially fun.
Barbra Bush, Barbra Walters, and Barbra Streisand.
diane
02-28-2008, 06:44 PM
I think you guys are missing the point. There is no wiggle room. You must kill one, boff one, and marry one then give your reasons why. No in betweens. Also remember to come up with a new set of people for the next person to answer. Also having a theme or a weird group of people makes the game especially fun.
Barbra Bush, Barbra Walters, and Barbra Streisand.
Okay, well marry Bush for the connections, Boff, oh dear lord, I just can't do it.
esophagus
02-28-2008, 08:30 PM
Barbra Bush, Barbra Walters, and Barbra Streisand.Marry Barbara Walters (Some awesome friends, I'm sure. I'd take the party invites she inevitably rejects), boff Barbara Streisand (Do I have to?), kill Bush.
magunwarrior
02-28-2008, 08:49 PM
Marry: N/A Boff: N/A Kill: Myself.
That is the only possible answer.
diane
02-28-2008, 09:04 PM
Marry: N/A Boff: N/A Kill: Myself.
That is the only possible answer.
Perfect.
Okay, if they were real, Lady Jaye, Scarlett and Jinx (GI Joe). I just can't do real people, it feels wrong. Oh, and if you are a chick, Duke, Flint and Snake Eyes.
For me, Marry Snake Eyes-he is so deep, Boff Flint-I have a thing for tall brunettes that could easily carry me , Kill Duke- He always seemed like a prick to me.
tamtamg
02-29-2008, 06:50 AM
Perfect.
Okay, if they were real, Lady Jaye, Scarlett and Jinx (GI Joe). I just can't do real people, it feels wrong. Oh, and if you are a chick, Duke, Flint and Snake Eyes.
For me, Marry Snake Eyes-he is so deep, Boff Flint-I have a thing for tall brunettes that could easily carry me , Kill Duke- He always seemed like a prick to me.
marry jinx, cause she a hot badass ninja, boff scarlett cause she knows how to work the cross bow, and kill jade cause she ends up dieing anyways.
Donad Duck, Daffy Duck, or Howard the Duck. GO!