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We've all had shattered hips at one time or another, I sure wish Martin would quit whining about his. Pussy!
madmanmarco
02-28-2008, 05:47 AM
Did Martin really shatter his hip? I notice he's limping around with a cane in some of the Web Drifters. If it is true, how'd it happen? I know I've had plenty a drunken night where I've awakened black and bruised. It better have a cool story behind it. Maybe a night of drunken sinnery?
Note: Sinnery is a word I just made up, if it's not already on Urban Dictionary, feel free to submit it. I'm lazy. And drunk.
tokenuser
02-28-2008, 02:18 PM
I broke my pevis in 3 places several years ago parachuting (yeah, if you are going to have an injury, make sure you do it in a cool way). I could sit, I could drive, but I needed crutches (6 weeks) and a walking stick (6 months) to walk around.
mrpopular
02-28-2008, 02:36 PM
I've never broke a bone.. maybe i'm Bruce Willis in Unbreakable..
spiri
02-28-2008, 09:04 PM
Luckily I've never broken a bone either.
tokenuser
02-28-2008, 09:36 PM
I got pulled over by a cop for speeding on a freeway while I had my broken pelvis. I was driving an 88 Honda CRX Si (4 years old at time - so yeah, this was 16 years ago).
In the passenger seat was my girlfriend, who - coincidentally - had broken her collar bone in a car accident on the same weekend I broke my pelvis.
When the cop pulled me over (for being 5 kph over the limit - yes ... I was doing 115 in a 110 zone - fucking retarded revenue maker, but was paying the "red sportscar tax"), he made me get out of the car. He didn't believe that the crutches were mine as I struggled to get them out of the back, and swing myself out of the car. After finally getting out of the car - he ordered me to put the crutches down since I could not possibly be driving if I needed crutches, and to walk over to the side of the road. I protested. He threatened to add other things to the ticket. I lifted my shirt and showed him the back brace I also needed to wear.
Asshole backed down, but still gave me the ticket.
Still bitter about it ... and the final parachuting scene in Point Break makes me wince in pain, and not just because of Keanue's acting.
spiri
02-29-2008, 09:33 AM
I got pulled over by a cop for speeding on a freeway while I had my broken pelvis. I was driving an 88 Honda CRX Si (4 years old at time - so yeah, this was 16 years ago).
In the passenger seat was my girlfriend, who - coincidentally - had broken her collar bone in a car accident on the same weekend I broke my pelvis.
When the cop pulled me over (for being 5 kph over the limit - yes ... I was doing 115 in a 110 zone - fucking retarded revenue maker, but was paying the "red sportscar tax"), he made me get out of the car. He didn't believe that the crutches were mine as I struggled to get them out of the back, and swing myself out of the car. After finally getting out of the car - he ordered me to put the crutches down since I could not possibly be driving if I needed crutches, and to walk over to the side of the road. I protested. He threatened to add other things to the ticket. I lifted my shirt and showed him the back brace I also needed to wear.
Asshole backed down, but still gave me the ticket.
Still bitter about it ... and the final parachuting scene in Point Break makes me wince in pain, and not just because of Keanue's acting.
Any chance it was Officer Rivieri?:rolleyes: