why marty?!

[sgregory416]

why did you get a haircut?you said fuck the man when infected got cancled, now i feel you are more complying to theyre evil corporate requests ARE YOU A MONKEY DO YOU DANCE FOR PENUTS AND QUARTERS?! the ball sir is in your court.

[Kronos6948]

He probably felt he needed one. I doubt he was under any pressure to get it cut. Not everyone can have long lovely locks like myself.

[Thrina]

..I was horrified when I watched Lil Internet Superstar today! WHAT THE FUCK MARTIN?! You looked so handsome and scholarly with your long hair, and now you just look like fat little kid. You look like Star Wars Kid, Martin.

Was it because the Old Lesbian guy said to keep your hair short so you don't end up looking like Rosie O'Donnell?

[martinsargent]

I look quite dashing.

[masherscf]

Funny or Trolling... you decide...

[sgregory416]

He probably felt he needed one. I doubt he was under any pressure to get it cut. Not everyone can have long lovely locks like myself.

i got the godly locks as well thats why i was so mortified to whatch this last episode of lil internet superstar

[masherscf]

i got the godly locks as well thats why i was so mortified to whatch this last episode of lil internet superstar

I think he should just let himself go and do the Jesus... or beyong Jesus...the full "Grizzly Adams"

[Kronos6948]

I think he should just let himself go and do the Jesus... or beyong Jesus...the full "Grizzly Adams"

I think he'd look more like his avatar.

[giantjoebot]

I noticed that he cut his hair after the guy from the site about men who look like old lesbians said to keep your hair short so as not to look like an old lesbian.

I'm huge fan of Martin's, and thats why I can't stay silent. That is a horrible hair cut. I don't get the two dangles in front.

Personally I have short hair for a couple of reasons. The main reason is it easy. I don't have to screw with it.

I have found that I get better hair cuts from a Barber than I do a hair stylist. Barbers were trained to cut mens hair, and hair stylist were trained to cut womens hair. Not that I haven't gotten a good hair cut from a hair stylist before. Hell I use to bang one, and she gave me the best hair cuts all the time.

So Martin, Please find a good barber shop, and just get that shit fixed. Your going to have to go shorter since you can't go longer. And get rid of those 2 dangles in front. I would rather see an Eddy Munster widows peak then that, and if anybody gives you shit for having a widows peak, just tell the, "hey thats the way God made me I can't help it", and then they'll feel like shit for being so judge mental. But I know those Dangles aren't natural, and so its not God's fault on that one.

Oh yeah, and to the comment above that he should grow facial hair. Sometimes facial hair can make a mans face look like a unshaved vagina IMO. Sometimes.

He probably felt he needed one. I doubt he was under any pressure to get it cut. Not everyone can have long lovely locks like myself.
Dude you look like Silent Bob

[Kronos6948]

Dude you look like Silent Bob

You have no idea how many times people tell me that. Especially when I have my hat on backwards and grow a full beard. I have half a mind to go and get some chucks and a leather trench and walk around Jersey trying to pick up women who may think I'm actually Kevin Smith.

[nextgenxbox]

He probably felt he needed one. I doubt he was under any pressure to get it cut. Not everyone can have long lovely locks like myself.

Or myself.

[Euan]

Meh... I dont watch Internet Superstar to critique Martin's hair. His hair alone has very little impact on the show.

Rock on Marty.

[Thrina]

Yes, yes. I think we all truly love Marty for the wonderful, humble, sensitive, and insanely talented man he is on the inside.... I'm just sayin' that long-haired Marty was a fine piece of nerd eye-candy.

[zc456]

I'm still getting use to it. Otherwise I'll live.

[charliekwalker]

I guess he's happy to settle for Martin Sargeant, Supercuts Superstar...

[Nathan79]

He needs to ask Alex Chiu for a cure.

[jjallday]

Flowbee FTW!

[Thwackum]

I hate to break it to ya, but the long hair is on its way out. People are going to be going for the classy, well groomed, sharply dressed look next. Give it 5 years, mark my words.

[imlate]

I hate to break it to ya, but the long hair is on its way out. People are going to be going for the classy, well groomed, sharply dressed look next. Give it 5 years, mark my words.

f that!

[sgregory416]

f that!

for real

[esophagus]

I cant believe how many people are on this bandwagon.

I'm with the Sargent. Dashing. Cut your hair when you feel like it, guy.