Worst movies - Ever!

[bani-banan]

Hey guys!

Simple question: What are, according to you, the worst movies ever made?

Here's my list (I'll probably update this list frequently)

George of the Jungle (1 and 2, ESPECIALLY 2)
No country for old men - I walked out, probably around the mid part.
Spice Girls - The Movie
All Eddie Murphy movies, except Beverly Hills cop
The heartbreaker kid
E.T (Never like it. I still don't get the hype)
Coneheads with Dan Aykroyd

[mikec]

Howard the Duck, avoid like food poisoning.

Never saw that Spice Girls film, of course I never bothered looking at anything connected to that "group". My thoughts were at the time, anything that they were involved with must suck.

[comhcinc]

300 .

[ericjosepi]

Santa's Slay

[marilee]

Freddy Got Fingered

[marc57]

Plan 9 from Outer Space.

[ericjosepi]

Superbad (lives up to it's name)

[magunwarrior]

The Fast and the Furious movies.

[ryudo]

I would not say they are the worst movies ever but I can't stand anything Kevin Smith makes.

[scoobydiesel]

I for the most part stay away from films i know i wont like..but i must say some of you people just made me cry a little...Im lookin at you Ryudo...

xP

[bani-banan]

I often judge the movie by its teaser and by the TRS reviews. (Still, every movie that they like, I hate. Every movie that they hate, I hate. No balance :( )

[acidburn]

The Quick and the Dead.

[esophagus]

I often judge the movie by its teaser and by the TRS reviews. (Still, every movie that they like, I hate. Every movie that they hate, I hate. No balance :( )So basically if it gets a TRS review you shouldnt see it?:cool:

[geiselle]

The Passion of the Christ is one of the most pointless movies I have ever seen.

John Michael McCarthy's are pretty awful. Why's a movie (Sore Losers) that starts with a quote from the comic book code AND includes Guitar Wolf have to degenerate into naked girls dancing? Agh.

[gi_josh]

Jeez, you guys have some pretty controversial opinions.

I mean, No Country For Old Men?!? 300?!?


For me, the WORST movie ever is Next, with Nicolas Cage.

[hobbes]

Evening was terrible but I have to say (without seeing most of them) almost any movie with Steven Seagal in it would make my list. That man creeps me big time.

[murphy1d]

I like that we are not going after the "trite answers" like Gigli. Never saw it, so I can't vote for or against it. And steer clear of sequels. We know they are bad.

Take some time and really think about an answer.

Good job on Superbad. I mean who would have thought it was someone's worst-ever? Bad, maybe but not worst (I liked it)

My vote: Battlefield Earth, followed by Epic Movie

[ericjosepi]

For me, the WORST movie ever is Next, with Nicolas Cage.

Building upon that, National Treasure, both the original and the sequel are pretty brutal.

Also, Superman Returns blows ass chunks out of it's eye holes.

[damnedeyez]

My vote: Battlefield Earth, followed by Epic Movie

I had no opinion on Battlefield Earth...it was just there.

Epic Movie...I blocked that out it was so bad.

[ericjosepi]

Oooh... Date Movie too. I love Allison Hannigan but man.... that was just heinous!

[popltree2]

"The Other Boleyn Girl" and "Date Movie" get my votes. Worst. Movies. Ever.

[esophagus]

I like that we are not going after the "trite answers" like Gigli. Never saw it, so I can't vote for or against it. And steer clear of sequels. We know they are bad. Haha yeah. I can understand not liking a lot of movies, but thinking they're the worst movies around, is pretty harsh.

[ericjosepi]

Haha yeah. I can understand not liking a lot of movies, but thinking they're the worst movies around, is pretty harsh.

Some have earned that title though, man. There are some movies that are so terrible that they are basically irredeemable.

[gi_josh]

Building upon that, National Treasure, both the original and the sequel are pretty brutal.

Also, Superman Returns blows ass chunks out of it's eye holes.

Superman Returns, yes, very terrible. Normally, during superhero movies I can turn my brain off and just enjoy seeing characters that I love moving and interacting with people and being real, but "Returns" was terrible. Supes was a pussy, and Luthor wanted to make real estate?!? LAME.


That being said, i'm gonna have to disagree with you on the National Treasures, especially the first one. It was awesome. The second one was mindless popcorn flick, so I'll give you it, but the first one I thoroughly enjoyed.

[md2389]

....and Luthor wanted to make real estate?!? LAME.

If you recall, thats what he was after in the first movie as well. It does make sense after all. Nations come and go, but the land will still be there (barring any nuking).


That being said, I wholeheartedly agree with Battlefield Earth definitely being up there with being the worst. "Mystic River" is another one thats just absolutely horrible. "Training Day" is another one thats just BAD. Lastly, the two sequels to "The Matrix". Utter garbage.

[ryudo]

Shaft remake

[md2389]

Shaft remake

Yeah, that was pretty bad. The only saving grace for that movie was when Shaft smacks that gang banger around. :P "What's my name?!" ;)

[samureye]

Meet The Spartans was terrible, and I remember The Big Bounce (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Big_Bounce_(2004_film)) as being same.

[mudbugclub]

Spice Girls the move and didn't All Saints make a very bad film?

[tink2112]

superstar with molly shannon, i want my 2 hours back.

[gi_josh]

Meet The Spartans was terrible

Yeah, and no one saw THAT coming...

[magunwarrior]

Yeah, and no one saw THAT coming...

I know, Date Movie and Epic Movie were so amazing....

[xibalba]

I know, Date Movie and Epic Movie were so amazing....
Think Superhero Movie is going to be as bad as those?

[magunwarrior]

Think Superhero Movie is going to be as bad as those?

The movies they make just get worse and worse, so yes.

[xibalba]

The trailer makes it look alot better than the others. Leslie Nielsen is in so may have a few funny moments. But probably still deserves to be mentioned in the thread.

[bani-banan]

I'm really surprised no one mentioned The heartbreaker kid (I must be the only one thinking that).

Alvin and the chipmunks... oh my! Really bad!

Gigli was really bad - Trust me!

Every Tom Cruise movie as well.

[gi_josh]

Think Superhero Movie is going to be as bad as those?

I become physically angry every time I see the preview for that movie....especially about how they hand Uncle Ben's death... (ow, your kneeling on my crotch, har har). I wanna throw something everytime I see it. That movie can burn in hell.

[rabidbadger]

sharks treasure (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0073695/plotsummary)

horrid thing playing on the Jaws phenom

[ryudo]

Teen Wolf 2
Caddyshack 2

Fist of each was a instant classic while the sequels did the exact opposite.