View Full Version : Tay Zonday on your voice mail
martinsargent
03-12-2008, 10:15 PM
As promised, we are having a contest to get Tay Zonday from "Chocolate Rain" make a custom voice mail greeting for you. To win, you need to write something really flattering about Internet Superstar in this thread. Then we'll choose a winner. Thanks for playing.
Martin
murphy1d
03-12-2008, 10:54 PM
I like the Craftsman tools hanging from your corkboard.
Internet Superstar - So awesome, that if we captured the energy emitting from the show, The United States could stop burning petroleum, so we would no longer be OPEC's bitch and we would reverse global warming.
Wooo hoooo!!! God bless the US of A , man!!!
rubbad
03-12-2008, 11:58 PM
If internet superstar were candy, it would be sweet tarts!
applcmptrdood
03-13-2008, 12:33 AM
If Internet Superstar was crack, all of the hookers would watch it 24/7.
drowning-clown
03-13-2008, 12:59 AM
I’m a senior citizen who thought Internet TV was for geeks. Boring technology shows presented by boring people lacking any real talent or personality.
Not only was I blown away with Internet Superstar & fell in love with the sexiest guys on the Internet, Martin & Gator have become the most popular & most requested show here in the retirement home. We rev up our hearing aids, fold up the walkers, put on fresh diapers (Martin really makes us laugh) & wait to be entertained. Internet Superstar has given us a reason to keep on living. Fuck those 2 no-talent punks, Alex & Kevin. Give them a few more years & they’ll be lucky to be employed by the geek squad.
Clowny
jdogg2289
03-13-2008, 02:13 AM
I love the shed.
bani-banan
03-13-2008, 03:20 AM
I'd fuck you Martin. No because you look so innocent, like Japanese schoolgirl.
But because of your internet superstarnes. I'd make Gator record it all - all in envy.
Then, after we're done, I'd take you out to dinner. To a fancy restaurant like Wendy's. After that, we'd head back home to do some more luvin.
I'd take out my secret stash of whip cream. Put it everywhere on your body.
Then, I'd take one of those cherry coctails to put them on your belly bottom.
After that, I'd lick it all off.
Not to forget, Tay would be singing "only you" by the Platters.
It would be such a memorable night - for the both of us.
_________________________________
On topic!
You haven't gained any weight since TRS. NOTHING! In fact, I think you lost weight. I bet D Randolph is in the studio, mixing around with the colors and editing to make you look fatter!
SHAME ON YOU!
dewaldo
03-13-2008, 05:39 AM
I love Internet Superstar so much that I stayed up all night watching it over and over then got jacked up on Red Bull and old beer I found in my garage. I woke up three days later with the entire script of the first four episodes tattooed on my back. I should be able to fit episode five on once I get that Brazilian wax. My friend says I also got a tattoo of Martin, but so far I haven't found it... I'm scared to know where it is.
If permanent body transfiguration is not a true enough sign of devotion you should see my tattoo bill.
Way better than "Top Chef".
matthew76
03-13-2008, 06:49 AM
The amazingness that is the Internet Superstar reminds me of open meadows with cauliflower and trees and bushes and high grass. It brings me back to early mornings with squirrel legs and biscuits before spending a day in the deer stand. It is the chocolate to my rain.
I can't believe I created an account for this, but I figured it would be fun.
isamurai
03-13-2008, 08:46 AM
The Shed is pretty much FTW
kronos6948
03-13-2008, 09:00 AM
Thanks, Martin and Gator, for another great episode. Oh, and I'd let your crazy neighbor drug me and take me to her basement any day.
mgraham
03-13-2008, 04:06 PM
I just finished untying myself from my computer chair and emptying the sandwich baggie that was attached to my genitalia with a rubber band. This is what I have to do to watch your show, Marty -- to control my convulsions and keep the spooge off of my pants when I seize in ecstasy. Thank you
Your show changed my life. I now live in my mothers shed and broadcast a HAM radio show about H.O. scale model trains. Thanks Internet Superstar!
egoslut
03-13-2008, 09:23 PM
Hey Martin,
Great show. When i was 12 I was molested by a priest. Sometimes, when I try to sleep I can still feel his hands on me his breath on my neck smelling of Oranjina and communion wafers. The shame I felt when he would threaten to destroy me if I ever told anyone. The odd sadness I felt when he was forced to move away by the church.
YOUR SHOW IS WAAAAAYYYYY BETTER THAN THAT!!!
Dan
skelet0n
03-13-2008, 11:07 PM
Lauderbeck sucks, Internet superstar rules!
spiri
03-13-2008, 11:15 PM
Martin and Gator - you rock!
SHort and precise :)
I really like Internet Superstar. The large episodes with interviews are great, the lil internet superstar works very well as a sort of FARK/DIGG update on internet stuff.
Despite the story elements I'm glad to see the show(as it was and is) has been taken from a very "homebrewn" style to a more professional style. It is a very good show about Internet Culture, and I'm pleased to see it doing so well.
I think amidst all the internet irreverence it's easy to assume all this is pointless, and I'm happy that there are long time contributors like Martin and Gator who really don't intend to opt out. It's very easy to puss out, and I think Internet Superstar sort of flies in the face of that.
This shit's forever, etc.
-and-lt-insert-funny-and-gt-
03-14-2008, 02:06 AM
I'm able to watch it without vomiting......
and it looks like you lost some weight?
P.S. Stop splurging then purgging Martin.
Martin can splurge with me or purge on me anytime he feels like it.
cammyknoxville
03-14-2008, 03:20 AM
If Internet Superstar was a woman, I'd take it out to dinner and a movie, bring it back to my place, slip a roofie in it's drink, and fuck it senseless.
white-dog
03-14-2008, 04:26 AM
As the winds of change inevitably blow, formats change. Once highly budgeted (hah) shows, viral in name, must find new homes. THIS SHOW ROCKS!
kevincollateral
03-14-2008, 04:37 AM
what does internet superstar's hilarity and herpes have in common?
they both last forever.
cammyknoxville
03-14-2008, 09:09 AM
Internet Superstar is like gang rape;
9/10 people enjoy it.
ach9552
03-14-2008, 09:11 AM
In this massively mangled mess called the Internet where things can be confusing and a waste of time, I have Internet Superstar to point me to the path of Internet enlightenment. What better way than to have the two most entertaining web hosts in the history of Internet to show me the way. Thanks Martin and Gator! I'll keep spreading the good word!
Dan
thegator
03-14-2008, 10:01 AM
are you a cards fan? by cards I mean, tony kimbro, labradford smith, the griff...the ville?
if so, we need to talk.
gator
tokenuser
03-14-2008, 01:44 PM
Gator does not make Martins ass look big.
esophagus
03-14-2008, 05:17 PM
Internet Superstar makes me forget about the leg I lost in 'Nam.
Internet Superstar is like crack cocaine except it hasn't made me sell my body.
Internet Superstar makes me forget I sell my body for crack cocaine.
Internet Superstar is what happens when you put rainbows, leprachauns, gators, and the internet into a blender. Oddly amusing and always funny.
Internet Superstar is like Tay Zonday, an internet superstar.
czarnoff
03-15-2008, 06:47 PM
I was going to come up with a backhanded compliment, but though I love the show, I decided it wasn't worth my time. Keep up the good work!
mfwit
03-16-2008, 02:45 AM
Internet Superstar is the greatest show on internet.
It covers topics which others shows are afraid to touch.
Internet Superstar is the greatest show on internet.
It covers topics which others shows are afraid to touch.
BAD TOUCH!
aburd
03-16-2008, 06:00 AM
Internet Superstar is so wonderful that my mother sold our house so that she could move to San Francisco with hopes of seducing Gator. Now I have to move out of the basement and find a place on my own. Thanks, Martin and Gator, for breaking apart our family with your awesomeness.
chazrocker
03-16-2008, 07:55 PM
your show is ok. maybe it could benefit from some good writing, better interviews, and smarter host. or, maybe it's as good as it should be. it is just an internet show afterall. who cares? did i win?
esophagus
03-17-2008, 04:37 AM
Tay Zonday: He's no Martin Sargeant.
maxiscool1994
03-17-2008, 06:30 AM
Internet superstar is the most inspiring example of new age internet media, and seems to capture the elusive mystique that, so far, has been limited to television and cinema.
The powerful, complimentary team of Martin Sergeant and Gator pulls me into a state of emotional nirvana, in which everything goes; I am balanced. It is safe to say that the hosts are as motivational as the Dalai Lama, and as historically important as a several U.S. Presidents, such as Chester Arthur.
In short, this Internet Superstar is the light in my life. It carries me through mental downfall, good times and overall boredom. This podcast will be the most remembered media of our century--hell, even our world history.
Martin and Gator: you are THE MEN. I bow silently in your grandiose majesty.
sporb
03-17-2008, 08:33 PM
Congratulations Martin on having a show that doesn't suck!
psovegeta
03-18-2008, 07:47 AM
When G4 started slashing all their smart IT shows like Call for help and The Screensavers and their single most absolutey hillarious show Unscrewed, it seems that G4 just started to really suck, and I mean suck so hard enough to remove the chrome off a ball hitch suck and I stoped watching it all together. As long as I know I can get my fill of Martin Sargent awsomeness on Revision3, all I need the good old interweb.
btw, my favorite story ever was when you were doing Infected and it was the old world Christmas episode, it was the "Carlton goes home for the holidays"
"You shall do nothing female! I shall save your data remotely..."
the_beagle
03-19-2008, 04:19 AM
I was happy as a clam when you guys started Internet Super Star. I pawned all my clothing except for a coffee stained wife beater and some rip short jean shorts in order to buy back my Pentium 2 compuda so I could watch you guys. Hopefully with my new job as a Butts county garbage man I'll be able to buy some of that candy ass DSL internets so my dial ups isn't all whacked up. Hopefully me and Gator can go hit shit in our pickup trucks sometime soon. I hit a a few senior citizens the other and thought how nice it woudl be to be hitting senior citizens with the help of Gator.
You guys is awesome.
bbdynamic7828
03-19-2008, 06:59 PM
= Greatness!!!!!!!!!!:)
rude-turnip
03-20-2008, 04:07 AM
Internet Superstar takes the best aspects of Television and the best aspects of Internet...and creates something greater than the sum of its parts.
floorgasm
03-22-2008, 05:12 AM
When I was trapped beneath the dark and thick ices of the antarctic, I was certain that my death was eminent to the small window of time in which i was fixated. I was forced to breathe through a small hole-shaped crack in the ice via a straw i had made out of the remaining scraps of my baby seal skin meals. Suddenly, a small flicker of light shined through the cold, sharp plates of ice. "What could this be?" the small eskimo gimp I had kidnapped proclaimed, as I forced him to pleasure me in an attempt to rekindle the memories of my comfortable past. The light grew brighter. "GASP!" proclaimed the gimp eskimo. "You don't stop until I tell you to stop" I barked "but wait...what could it be" The light began to melt the ice, and as the ice thinned I gained the strength the propel the eskimo through the ice. I was free at last. But what was the light? For it was the light of Internet Superstar that freed me. The benevolent and powerful force of Sargent and Gator. FORCES PREVIOUSLY IMAGINABLE TO BE CONCEIVED ONLY BY TECHNOVIKING EMITTED FROM THE GOD OF INTERNET SUPERSTAR. I looked to young Kapa'waka'ta, the eskimo I had forced into sexual slavery and told him to live his life. "Listen, young Kapa, I know I was mean before, but I had no hope, no life." I said. The young buy cried, for hope of his own had come to him "you need not apologize, for my life is complete. For I have seen the greatest force EVER. the type of force the mighty Zes could only dream of...The incredible, powerful....dare I say it, SEXY Martin Sargent is now one of the gods" "Gods?" I asked "YES. FOR THOU CANNOT FORGET THE MIGHTY.....GATOR, for his ability with the ladies is only surpassed by his ability to move mountains with his beauty"
Hi guys, I've watched Marty since Unscrewed, and each of your shows has been the highlight of my week. Keep it up.
Internet Superstar Rocks!!!!
Eat A Dick Louderback!
blackbird1
03-22-2008, 03:05 PM
:mad: I have in my INTIRE life never come across a more sophomoric waste of a diurnal trip d'Sol. An intense physiological whirl wind of urbane meat puppetry. A Scatological bug light for the mind . Rife with impracticable prose, it is a cerebral vacuum. A phrenic timesync ....(uh what...oh...)
... write something really flattering about Internet Superstar ...
(ummm lemme think ...)
:eek:Like, WAY cool, WTF, ROFL, Martin n' Gator is like the bomb man, and all the guest are just so wicked cool and sick WTF man, I so wanna life like that OMFG. You Martin Sargent, Yes “ You are an Internet Superstar!!!”
(I..I think I need to wash my frontal cortex, I feel so dirty:()
gummo
03-23-2008, 07:54 PM
I actually watch it before diggnation sometimes.
floorgasm
03-27-2008, 04:54 AM
i like it.
NOTE THE BOLD FONT ABOVE.
knoxrox156
04-03-2008, 04:13 AM
watching internet superstar is like an everlasting orgasm!
hail sargent and gator
pukedukem
04-03-2008, 10:43 AM
What the fuck is Internet Superstar?
esophagus
04-08-2008, 05:18 PM
Ha. Does this contest even end?
Not until the pubic hairs have been trimmed.
martinsargent
04-08-2008, 08:21 PM
Ha. Does this contest even end?
We'll announce during tomorrow's show. Tune in to see if it's you.
Martin
esophagus
04-08-2008, 10:09 PM
Wow. Way to go me, for asking with such good timing.
I look forward to it.
murphy1d
04-10-2008, 01:30 AM
I WON, I WON, I WON........
Ok, so now I gotta think of something for him to say...
Any Suggestions?
donoram
04-10-2008, 01:52 AM
Chocolate Rain?
murphy1d
04-10-2008, 02:11 AM
Chocolate Rain?
Umm...yeah. I'm gonna have ta say no. But we do have some nice parting gifts.
bani-banan
04-27-2008, 04:00 AM
If Internet Superstar was a woman, I'd take it out to dinner and a movie, bring it back to my place, slip a roofie in it's drink, and fuck it senseless.
If internet superstar were a women, I would actually PAY for the dinner.
I had to, even though I lost :(
murphy1d
05-13-2008, 03:29 AM
OK Martin,
Since no one has contacted me about winning Tay Zonday on my voicemail, How about a Revision3 T-shirt instead?
martinsargent
05-13-2008, 04:38 AM
OK Martin,
Since no one has contacted me about winning Tay Zonday on my voicemail, How about a Revision3 T-shirt instead?
I looked up Murphy1D in the phone book but you weren't listed. Figured you'd email me. So email me! Of course, if you'd prefer a t-shirt that could probably be arranged.
Martin
murphy1d
05-14-2008, 12:17 AM
I looked up Murphy1D in the phone book but you weren't listed. Figured you'd email me. So email me! Of course, if you'd prefer a t-shirt that could probably be arranged.
Martin
Yeah, my phone number is listed under my parent's name, but you know how that is ;) .